EPTAlso... Golbat seriously? I think any of the starter Pokemon can just shit on Golbats for breakfast. And Yomi.Doom brings up a good point: Who the hell catches a Zubat?
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Tatari
United States1179 Posts
Also... Golbat seriously? I think any of the starter Pokemon can just shit on Golbats for breakfast. And Yomi.Doom brings up a good point: Who the hell catches a Zubat? | ||
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casualman
United States1198 Posts
I wish I lived in your area. I have a 2380 and compared to my classmates I'm a certified retard. | ||
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Froadac
United States6733 Posts
On December 02 2011 10:15 casualman wrote: troll blog. if this is satire, it is terrible and pointless. If this is genuine, well....lol. I wish I lived in your area. I have a 2380 and compared to my classmates I'm a certified retard. Haha. That area must be insane. 2310 here and it's damn good. And my area is fairly insane. | ||
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rauk
United States2228 Posts
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blah_blah
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On December 02 2011 04:19 Golbat wrote:I swear a lot. People say that swearing is a weak mind lacking the words to express themselves intelligently or some garbage like that. It's a truckload of bullshit. I'm really smart. I hesitate to say i'm a genius, partly because i don't know my IQ, and partly because I know there's always someone who's going to be smarter than me. But i'm really smart. I got a 1930 on my most recent SAT. I only know one other person at my school who got a higher score, and she did better on the writing, but without writing, I beat her by a mile. I got a 1350 without writing. But I'm not bragging, I'm simply saying that so that you know I swear because i enjoy it, not because my vocabulary is weak. What's the average number of teeth per student in your graduating class? 14? | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
On December 02 2011 09:14 Impervious wrote: Ok, I dunno if anyone will take me up on it, but I'll put 10 bucks on this "smart" guy landing a job like a janitor in the future..... Any takers? Putting 30 bucks on this same view. edit: Oh and make sure you guys check my remake "tribute" to this  | ||
BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50468 Posts
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InvalidID
United States1050 Posts
From: http://www.smogon.com/dp/pokemon/golbat Crobat's little brother, Golbat, may seem like a strange choice due to its NFE status. However, Golbat is able to play the same role as Crobat within the lower tiers. Inner Focus allows Golbat to counter Ambipom leads, making it quite effective in the metagame. Furthermore, access to Taunt allows Golbat to shut down set-up leads such as Qwilfish, who try to lay entry hazards. Golbat's typing allows it to switch into the likes of Venusaur, Hitmontop, and Torterra with ease, resisting or being immune to many of their attacks. | ||
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architecture
United States643 Posts
sit down son nothing to write home about | ||
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Aruno
New Zealand748 Posts
If this is pretend your a pretentious git who thinks they are geniuses day. I would have some relief at the sudden influx of insulting diatribe assaulting the Blog section of TL. | ||
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3clipse
Canada2555 Posts
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EtherealDeath
United States8366 Posts
On December 02 2011 12:04 3clipse wrote: Oh dear. The self-esteem movement has reached a disturbing climax. Maybe when he gets high he becomes extremely extroverted instead of cattish? | ||
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MjoLniRXx
United States84 Posts
Jokes aside, reading through this thread has made me realize that my high school really sucked in comparison with standard education it seems, ha! I made a 1920 on my SAT and the average score for my school is like 1200... I thought my score was pretty good but now I am just angry that my High School education was so sparse in comparison. To the OP, the SAT is just a number on a sheet of paper, it does not in any way signify intelligence. At best, it is a representation of what you remember from your English/Lit and Math classes. I guarantee you that there are geniuses that collect garbage and never graduated High School. Regardless, you are just an average individual who is slightly more competent than your peers (according to your perspective.) Relax and learn some humility  | ||
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3clipse
Canada2555 Posts
I would contend that you suffer from illusions of grandeur, or you would not be taking a course because you hear it is easy and then getting a B in it. I sincerely doubt that you are unable to challenge yourself. It would be possible for you to skip a grade or challenge exams if you were truly capable and willing. Also, high school is easy. Come back and talk to me once you get a 4.0 in an engineering program while overloading on courses if you still feel like wagging your e-penis around. | ||
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Golbat
United States499 Posts
First off, I'd like to take a moment to say "thank you". Because you all were dicks. This morning when I woke up, I sat in bed thinking about how much of a dick I am sometimes. I wondered what it must feel like for people who everyone is a massive dick to all the time. So after thinking for a few hours at school, I came home and wrote this blog. Now, because I wasn't serious about much of what I said in this blog, I obviously wasn't stung full force by any of these comments. Some of them were actually hilarious. Like the guy that made a "tribute" to my post, not even twelve hours old at the time. What a supreme doucher. Now, for a long time, I've been thinking to myself that I should make an effort to be nicer to people, but I couldn't find the right reason, because to be quite frank, nearly everyone around me is shitty. But you guys got me to thinking, the best way to say "fuck you all for the rest of forever" is to be one hundred percent unadulterated nice to everyone I speak with. Kill 'em with kindness and all that. So I would like to say to all of you, have a very happy Nicember (Nye-cem-burr), a holiday dedicated to being nice to everyone. It starts on December second, because I was already a dick to people today. Mark your calendars folks, cause it's gonna be an awesome, love-filled ride. May you all sleep soundly and eat delicious breakfasts in the morning. <3, Golbat | ||
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MjoLniRXx
United States84 Posts
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bkrow
Australia8532 Posts
I'm here for you | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
As am I Also, I'm not a dick, rather I am a guy with humor ^^ | ||
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Golbat
United States499 Posts
On December 02 2011 12:37 MjoLniRXx wrote: ^ I think we fixed him? Yes, I think we did a very good job *celebratory high five to all of teamliquid.net* Yes, you "fixed" me. You and all of teamliquid deserve medals make of chocolate chip cookies because you did exactly what I wanted you to do. There's no way I could possibly have know how average a 1930 is on the SAT, or that complaining about classes I planned to underachieve in is a stupid thing to do. You all are number one forever. This is why I love this website. P.S. I retract my statement about Chairman Ray being a doucher, because I laughed my ass off when I read his poem. | ||
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shindigs
United States4795 Posts
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