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Lol yes, I think it is a stereotype, but does it really bother you that much? I'm half jewish so I have an above average nose, but have never had problems picking up asian girls lol
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Lol, don't worry about your nose, your nose is fine
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Girls don't care about the size of your nose but the size of your...
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS
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Yes it's a stereotype throughout asia (korea, Japan, etc) and one likely to not go away. However, everyone stereotypes, and America was guilty of it during the WWII era with all our propaganda against Germany and Japan.
There's some interesting ideas that describe our view of a standard stick figure character. What ethnicity would you say it was? Most would default as white. If you put two slants on their head, most would say it's asian.
Hell, everyone in the states assumes every asian person knows kung-fu, and they are portrayed in movies and media as such, and no one thinks it's a big deal.
Japan and Korea, as well as other asian countries don't have a very diverse population, and even have ways to racially degrade eachother based on their differences in appearance.
It's all about being human. As long as we're different these things will persist.
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS
qft
Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon
Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison.
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Canada342 Posts
Your nose will look long if you have a face that has the topology of a flat surface.
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On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS
why doesnt artosis get all the girlies then
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If I had to guess I'd say that comic is about whitey sticking his nose into foreign affairs. But maybe the stereotype is the basis of the joke.
It's kind of funny that you feel discriminated against because when I was in Korea everyone was getting moist over my nose. One woman asked if it was real because she thought it was like impossibly sharp. I think in general Korean guys are insecure about Korean girls finding foreign guys attractive. It gets to the point where they consider girls sluts over it. So yeah, there is a social problem, but I don't think it's one that you have to take personally.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
fucking big nosed whities GTFO!!!11
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On October 12 2010 23:40 GTR wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS why doesnt artosis get all the girlies then
because he doesn't play protoss
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noses aren't the only larger appendage whites have over ajuns... this might be related.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
STOP TAKING OUR AZN WOMEN!
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Admit it, Whites (Germans especially) have bigger nose than Asians (generally).
As long as some duche doesn't say it in your face, I don't think you should let it bother you.
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Austin10831 Posts
On October 12 2010 23:40 GTR wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS why doesnt artosis get all the girlies then
Typical Artosis dinner date conversation:
Artosis
Usually it takes six months to get a reservation here, but I guess being a GSL commentator has some perks.
Korean Girl
(smiling)
Thank you for inviting me out, this place is great.
Artosis
I'm glad you came, I really wanted to see you again. Sometimes it's tough living out here, but meeting someone like you makes it so much better.
Korean Girl
That's sweet of you. I'm glad we met too, I love spending time with you. I never intended to have feelings like this, they just sort of snuck up on me.
Artosis
Yeah, like a fucking DT.
Korean Girl
Pardon?
Artosis
You know, a DT. Dark Templar. The most imbalanced unit in the history of gaming. Some asshole goes, "Oh hey, let's take a zealot and give him a fucking super sword that can cut through any substance in the universe and kill any unit instantly. Oh, and let's make him invisible, because that's fair." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AND MY OVERLORDS DON'T EVEN DETECT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO PAY 100 GAS JUST TO SEE HIM AND IF I MISS IT BY EVEN A SECOND ITS WHOOSH WHOOSH IN MY MINERAL LINE AND MY FUCKING DRONES ALL DIE TO ONE GOD DAMN UNIT THAT'S NOT EVEN BEING MICRO'D. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMBALANCED THAT IS? DO YOU?!?!
Korean Girl
I'm sorry... I forgot I have to... go home now and... wash my couch.
Artosis
(staring off into the distance, breathing heavily)
*Grunts*
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On October 12 2010 23:23 Murderotica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS qft Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison.
This must be why Zhang Ziyi is dating some Jewish millionaire.
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On October 13 2010 00:02 BroOd wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:40 GTR wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS why doesnt artosis get all the girlies then + Show Spoiler +Typical Artosis dinner date conversation: Artosis
Usually it takes six months to get a reservation here, but I guess being a GSL commentator has some perks.
Korean Girl
(smiling)
Thank you for inviting me out, this place is great.
Artosis
I'm glad you came, I really wanted to see you again. Sometimes it's tough living out here, but meeting someone like you makes it so much better.
Korean Girl
That's sweet of you. I'm glad we met too, I love spending time with you. I never intended to have feelings like this, they just sort of snuck up on me.
Artosis
Yeah, like a fucking DT.
Korean Girl
Pardon?
Artosis
You know, a DT. Dark Templar. The most imbalanced unit in the history of gaming. Some asshole goes, "Oh hey, let's take a zealot and give him a fucking super sword that can cut through any substance in the universe and kill any unit instantly. Oh, and let's make him invisible, because that's fair." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AND MY OVERLORDS DON'T EVEN DETECT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO PAY 100 GAS JUST TO SEE HIM AND IF I MISS IT BY EVEN A SECOND ITS WHOOSH WHOOSH IN MY MINERAL LINE AND MY FUCKING DRONES ALL DIE TO ONE GOD DAMN UNIT THAT'S NOT EVEN BEING MICRO'D. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMBALANCED THAT IS? DO YOU?!?!
Korean Girl
I'm sorry... I forgot I have to... go home now and... wash my couch.
Artosis
(staring off into the distance, breathing heavily)
*Grunts*
ROFL
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On October 13 2010 00:02 BroOd wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:40 GTR wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS why doesnt artosis get all the girlies then Typical Artosis dinner date conversation: Artosis
Usually it takes six months to get a reservation here, but I guess being a GSL commentator has some perks.
Korean Girl
(smiling)
Thank you for inviting me out, this place is great.
Artosis
I'm glad you came, I really wanted to see you again. Sometimes it's tough living out here, but meeting someone like you makes it so much better.
Korean Girl
That's sweet of you. I'm glad we met too, I love spending time with you. I never intended to have feelings like this, they just sort of snuck up on me.
Artosis
Yeah, like a fucking DT.
Korean Girl
Pardon?
Artosis
You know, a DT. Dark Templar. The most imbalanced unit in the history of gaming. Some asshole goes, "Oh hey, let's take a zealot and give him a fucking super sword that can cut through any substance in the universe and kill any unit instantly. Oh, and let's make him invisible, because that's fair." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AND MY OVERLORDS DON'T EVEN DETECT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO PAY 100 GAS JUST TO SEE HIM AND IF I MISS IT BY EVEN A SECOND ITS WHOOSH WHOOSH IN MY MINERAL LINE AND MY FUCKING DRONES ALL DIE TO ONE GOD DAMN UNIT THAT'S NOT EVEN BEING MICRO'D. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMBALANCED THAT IS? DO YOU?!?!
Korean Girl
I'm sorry... I forgot I have to... go home now and... wash my couch.
Artosis
(staring off into the distance, breathing heavily)
*Grunts*
hahahaha, DTs just fuck up everything. 
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Calgary25967 Posts
God, why do I have to deal with these huge, uniquely-colored eyes? It's such a burden.
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On October 12 2010 23:23 Murderotica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS qft Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison.
Is there someone out there that specifically likes jewish guys? That would be weird, I don't think they have any distinctive physical "traits" that would be considered attractive. They are obviously notorious for the buying powers they wield, which defines a man in most ladies eyes. Barry Greenstein, a balding monkey covered with wrinkles, dates Shannon Elizabeth. This is a perfect example of what's going on.
I don't think asian girls hate longer noses, like someone said it's mostly a part of the self-defense mechanism of asian parents worried for their kids dating caucasians. If anything whites have it easy compared to other races which asians wouldn't even consider intermixing with.
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On October 13 2010 00:02 BroOd wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:40 GTR wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS why doesnt artosis get all the girlies then + Show Spoiler +Typical Artosis dinner date conversation: Artosis
Usually it takes six months to get a reservation here, but I guess being a GSL commentator has some perks.
Korean Girl
(smiling)
Thank you for inviting me out, this place is great.
Artosis
I'm glad you came, I really wanted to see you again. Sometimes it's tough living out here, but meeting someone like you makes it so much better.
Korean Girl
That's sweet of you. I'm glad we met too, I love spending time with you. I never intended to have feelings like this, they just sort of snuck up on me.
Artosis
Yeah, like a fucking DT.
Korean Girl
Pardon?
Artosis
You know, a DT. Dark Templar. The most imbalanced unit in the history of gaming. Some asshole goes, "Oh hey, let's take a zealot and give him a fucking super sword that can cut through any substance in the universe and kill any unit instantly. Oh, and let's make him invisible, because that's fair." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AND MY OVERLORDS DON'T EVEN DETECT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO PAY 100 GAS JUST TO SEE HIM AND IF I MISS IT BY EVEN A SECOND ITS WHOOSH WHOOSH IN MY MINERAL LINE AND MY FUCKING DRONES ALL DIE TO ONE GOD DAMN UNIT THAT'S NOT EVEN BEING MICRO'D. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMBALANCED THAT IS? DO YOU?!?!
Korean Girl
I'm sorry... I forgot I have to... go home now and... wash my couch.
Artosis
(staring off into the distance, breathing heavily)
*Grunts*
rofl awesome.
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 00:05 don_kyuhote wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:23 Murderotica wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS qft Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison. This must be why Zhang Ziyi is dating some Jewish millionaire.
w/e she is ugly anyway, has the body of a 12 year old school boy that was forced to do ballet
Brood living up to his standards still n_n
Also on this note, I have a pretty sizable honker. It's called genetic diversity, we're programmed to look for it. Sharp angular features + mini asian girl = match made in heaven.
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 00:26 News wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:23 Murderotica wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS qft Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison. Is there someone out there that specifically likes jewish guys? That would be weird, I don't think they have any distinctive physical "traits" that would be considered attractive. They are obviously notorious for the buying powers they wield, which defines a man in most ladies eyes. Barry Greenstein, a balding monkey covered with wrinkles, dates Shannon Elizabeth. This is a perfect example of what's going on. I don't think asian girls hate longer noses, like someone said it's mostly a part of the self-defense mechanism of asian parents worried for their kids dating caucasians. If anything whites have it easy compared to other races which asians wouldn't even consider intermixing with.
YES actually. This was one of the most disturbing things I've ever learned. My current girlfriend used to like ONLY Jewish guys. When I asked her why she didn't really give a straightforward answer.
It might be the curls, the nose, and the submissive nature.
EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh.
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
How do you know it's just your nose?
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On October 13 2010 00:32 Murderotica wrote:
EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh.
Is there a russian that doesn't hate jews?
(white nose thread jacked by jewish nose)
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This thread is epic. Also, it's normal to point out differences between races, and make fun of them. I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ASIAN MAN WITH A 12 INCH DICK?!
I'm asian so don't ban me bro.
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Wait i dont get it. Is "Nose" code for "Penis" here?
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On October 13 2010 00:46 Jayson X wrote:
Wait i dont get it. Is "Nose" code for "Penis" here?
U SONNUVABISCUIT WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING MISTER?! I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR IMPLICATION.
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it's all about the long curly pubic payos
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On October 13 2010 00:32 Murderotica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2010 00:26 News wrote:On October 12 2010 23:23 Murderotica wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS qft Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison. Is there someone out there that specifically likes jewish guys? That would be weird, I don't think they have any distinctive physical "traits" that would be considered attractive. They are obviously notorious for the buying powers they wield, which defines a man in most ladies eyes. Barry Greenstein, a balding monkey covered with wrinkles, dates Shannon Elizabeth. This is a perfect example of what's going on. I don't think asian girls hate longer noses, like someone said it's mostly a part of the self-defense mechanism of asian parents worried for their kids dating caucasians. If anything whites have it easy compared to other races which asians wouldn't even consider intermixing with. YES actually. This was one of the most disturbing things I've ever learned. My current girlfriend used to like ONLY Jewish guys. When I asked her why she didn't really give a straightforward answer. It might be the curls, the nose, and the submissive nature. EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh.
That's not disturbing. I've had quite a few girls tell me they liked me especially for my somewhat big nose and curly jew hair. Even though I'm not jewish at all.
To each their own brotha
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On October 13 2010 00:46 ThemAcorns wrote:
This thread is epic. Also, it's normal to point out differences between races, and make fun of them. I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ASIAN MAN WITH A 12 INCH DICK?!
I'm asian so don't ban me bro.
i've never seen anyone with a 12 inch dick except that one black pornstar dude and im pretty sure its a fake penis anyway
i'd go ahead and guess most women would be turned off by a 12 inch penis
yet every time i pretend to be a girl on the internet dudes always mention me and say their dick is like literally 14 inches once i even hear 16. what goes through these peoples minds?
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My ex- girlfriend always used to mention my "tall" nose, that drove me crazy after some weeks. Well she wasn't Korean but Japanese, dunno if that matters though :/
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+ Show Spoiler +On October 13 2010 00:02 BroOd wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:40 GTR wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS why doesnt artosis get all the girlies then Typical Artosis dinner date conversation: Artosis
Usually it takes six months to get a reservation here, but I guess being a GSL commentator has some perks.
Korean Girl
(smiling)
Thank you for inviting me out, this place is great.
Artosis
I'm glad you came, I really wanted to see you again. Sometimes it's tough living out here, but meeting someone like you makes it so much better.
Korean Girl
That's sweet of you. I'm glad we met too, I love spending time with you. I never intended to have feelings like this, they just sort of snuck up on me.
Artosis
Yeah, like a fucking DT.
Korean Girl
Pardon?
Artosis
You know, a DT. Dark Templar. The most imbalanced unit in the history of gaming. Some asshole goes, "Oh hey, let's take a zealot and give him a fucking super sword that can cut through any substance in the universe and kill any unit instantly. Oh, and let's make him invisible, because that's fair." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AND MY OVERLORDS DON'T EVEN DETECT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO PAY 100 GAS JUST TO SEE HIM AND IF I MISS IT BY EVEN A SECOND ITS WHOOSH WHOOSH IN MY MINERAL LINE AND MY FUCKING DRONES ALL DIE TO ONE GOD DAMN UNIT THAT'S NOT EVEN BEING MICRO'D. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMBALANCED THAT IS? DO YOU?!?!
Korean Girl
I'm sorry... I forgot I have to... go home now and... wash my couch.
Artosis
(staring off into the distance, breathing heavily)
*Grunts*
best comment Ive seen since GSL started hahahahaha epic comment Disciple should do this for his next blog...
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On October 13 2010 00:36 Kentor wrote:
How do you know it's just your nose?
What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person.
Doctor H. I dont know about that 12 inch dick being a turn off. I remember the first time I saw a horse taking a piss, I was pretty tempted to go stroke that thing.
User was warned for this post
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On October 13 2010 01:18 ArsenalGunners wrote:What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person.
I can see now it's definitely not just your nose.
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On October 13 2010 01:18 ArsenalGunners wrote:What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person. Doctor H. I dont know about that 12 inch dick being a turn off. I remember the first time I saw a horse taking a piss, I was pretty tempted to go stroke that thing.
what the fuck is wrong with u lol
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 00:39 News wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2010 00:32 Murderotica wrote:
EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh. Is there a russian that doesn't hate jews? (white nose thread jacked by jewish nose)
Something like 25% of all Russians are Jews so I guess they don't. The other 75% do. Nice smurf?
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On October 13 2010 01:33 sung_moon wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2010 01:18 ArsenalGunners wrote:On October 13 2010 00:36 Kentor wrote:
How do you know it's just your nose? What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person. Doctor H. I dont know about that 12 inch dick being a turn off. I remember the first time I saw a horse taking a piss, I was pretty tempted to go stroke that thing. what the fuck is wrong with u lol
I take it he wanted to stroke Kentor in a bathroom stall upon meeting him in person.
On October 13 2010 01:35 Murderotica wrote:
Something like 25% of all Russians are Jews so I guess they don't. The other 75% do. Nice smurf?
Crazy stats:
http://judaism.about.com/od/jewishhumor/f/jewry_russia.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Russia
Jews 229,938 (0.16%)
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 01:13 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2010 00:32 Murderotica wrote:On October 13 2010 00:26 News wrote:On October 12 2010 23:23 Murderotica wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS qft Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison. Is there someone out there that specifically likes jewish guys? That would be weird, I don't think they have any distinctive physical "traits" that would be considered attractive. They are obviously notorious for the buying powers they wield, which defines a man in most ladies eyes. Barry Greenstein, a balding monkey covered with wrinkles, dates Shannon Elizabeth. This is a perfect example of what's going on. I don't think asian girls hate longer noses, like someone said it's mostly a part of the self-defense mechanism of asian parents worried for their kids dating caucasians. If anything whites have it easy compared to other races which asians wouldn't even consider intermixing with. YES actually. This was one of the most disturbing things I've ever learned. My current girlfriend used to like ONLY Jewish guys. When I asked her why she didn't really give a straightforward answer. It might be the curls, the nose, and the submissive nature. EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh. That's not disturbing. I've had quite a few girls tell me they liked me especially for my somewhat big nose and curly jew hair. Even though I'm not jewish at all. To each their own brotha
I think they liked you in that way where girls like cute little kids and midget santa elves. Not applicable.
~Arsenal: yea bro you're starting to sound like a dick
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Maybe you should focus on the more positive stereotype given to american men by asian women...
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On October 13 2010 01:18 ArsenalGunners wrote:What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person. Doctor H. I dont know about that 12 inch dick being a turn off. I remember the first time I saw a horse taking a piss, I was pretty tempted to go stroke that thing.User was warned for this post
And did you?
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 01:35 News wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2010 01:33 sung_moon wrote:On October 13 2010 01:18 ArsenalGunners wrote:On October 13 2010 00:36 Kentor wrote:
How do you know it's just your nose? What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person. Doctor H. I dont know about that 12 inch dick being a turn off. I remember the first time I saw a horse taking a piss, I was pretty tempted to go stroke that thing. what the fuck is wrong with u lol I take it he wanted to stroke Kentor in a bathroom stall upon meeting him in person. Show nested quote +On October 13 2010 01:35 Murderotica wrote:
Something like 25% of all Russians are Jews so I guess they don't. The other 75% do. Nice smurf? Crazy stats: http://judaism.about.com/od/jewishhumor/f/jewry_russia.htmhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_RussiaJews 229,938 (0.16%)
Must have been 25% before the purge to Kazakhstan and the gulags lol
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well now i was gonna go take a swipe at the low hanging fruit and go for a good old fashion dick joke but brood pretty much won this thread. nice job sir
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In my experience asian girls have a thing for white guy noses. This whole thread seems to be over nothing. If anything the asian guys with flat noses are just jealous of your pointy one.
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+ Show Spoiler +On October 13 2010 00:02 BroOd wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2010 23:40 GTR wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS why doesnt artosis get all the girlies then Typical Artosis dinner date conversation: Artosis
Usually it takes six months to get a reservation here, but I guess being a GSL commentator has some perks.
Korean Girl
(smiling)
Thank you for inviting me out, this place is great.
Artosis
I'm glad you came, I really wanted to see you again. Sometimes it's tough living out here, but meeting someone like you makes it so much better.
Korean Girl
That's sweet of you. I'm glad we met too, I love spending time with you. I never intended to have feelings like this, they just sort of snuck up on me.
Artosis
Yeah, like a fucking DT.
Korean Girl
Pardon?
Artosis
You know, a DT. Dark Templar. The most imbalanced unit in the history of gaming. Some asshole goes, "Oh hey, let's take a zealot and give him a fucking super sword that can cut through any substance in the universe and kill any unit instantly. Oh, and let's make him invisible, because that's fair." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AND MY OVERLORDS DON'T EVEN DETECT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO PAY 100 GAS JUST TO SEE HIM AND IF I MISS IT BY EVEN A SECOND ITS WHOOSH WHOOSH IN MY MINERAL LINE AND MY FUCKING DRONES ALL DIE TO ONE GOD DAMN UNIT THAT'S NOT EVEN BEING MICRO'D. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMBALANCED THAT IS? DO YOU?!?!
Korean Girl
I'm sorry... I forgot I have to... go home now and... wash my couch.
Artosis
(staring off into the distance, breathing heavily)
*Grunts*
Lol thats hilarious she has to go home and..... wash her coach oh thank you for this little piece of gold :D
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On October 13 2010 01:39 Murderotica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2010 01:13 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 13 2010 00:32 Murderotica wrote:On October 13 2010 00:26 News wrote:On October 12 2010 23:23 Murderotica wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS qft Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison. Is there someone out there that specifically likes jewish guys? That would be weird, I don't think they have any distinctive physical "traits" that would be considered attractive. They are obviously notorious for the buying powers they wield, which defines a man in most ladies eyes. Barry Greenstein, a balding monkey covered with wrinkles, dates Shannon Elizabeth. This is a perfect example of what's going on. I don't think asian girls hate longer noses, like someone said it's mostly a part of the self-defense mechanism of asian parents worried for their kids dating caucasians. If anything whites have it easy compared to other races which asians wouldn't even consider intermixing with. YES actually. This was one of the most disturbing things I've ever learned. My current girlfriend used to like ONLY Jewish guys. When I asked her why she didn't really give a straightforward answer. It might be the curls, the nose, and the submissive nature. EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh. That's not disturbing. I've had quite a few girls tell me they liked me especially for my somewhat big nose and curly jew hair. Even though I'm not jewish at all. To each their own brotha I think they liked you in that way where girls like cute little kids and midget santa elves. Not applicable. ~ Arsenal: yea bro you're starting to sound like a dick
yeah no woman could like guys with curly hair unless they were 10
that's sort of insulting tbh
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On October 13 2010 01:18 ArsenalGunners wrote:What exactly is your problem with me? I would love to meet you at a lan somewhere (in a bathroom stall) just to see if you are as big a dick in person. Doctor H. I dont know about that 12 inch dick being a turn off. I remember the first time I saw a horse taking a piss, I was pretty tempted to go stroke that thing.User was warned for this post
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 03:52 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2010 01:39 Murderotica wrote:On October 13 2010 01:13 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 13 2010 00:32 Murderotica wrote:On October 13 2010 00:26 News wrote:On October 12 2010 23:23 Murderotica wrote:On October 12 2010 23:14 Rekrul wrote:
korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS qft Asian girls + Jewish guys is a confirmed phenomenon Why would anyone like Jews? Well besides money, they have a big nose. I don't think anyone would actually like a Jew for his religion/hairstyle/hat choice/yarmulke <--- Not that these things are bad just saying there is nothing objectively attractive about these things IMO. It has to be one of the two, most likely both in unison. Is there someone out there that specifically likes jewish guys? That would be weird, I don't think they have any distinctive physical "traits" that would be considered attractive. They are obviously notorious for the buying powers they wield, which defines a man in most ladies eyes. Barry Greenstein, a balding monkey covered with wrinkles, dates Shannon Elizabeth. This is a perfect example of what's going on. I don't think asian girls hate longer noses, like someone said it's mostly a part of the self-defense mechanism of asian parents worried for their kids dating caucasians. If anything whites have it easy compared to other races which asians wouldn't even consider intermixing with. YES actually. This was one of the most disturbing things I've ever learned. My current girlfriend used to like ONLY Jewish guys. When I asked her why she didn't really give a straightforward answer. It might be the curls, the nose, and the submissive nature. EDIT: I'm not Jewish so this revelation raised my insecurity level to the yellowish green zone because I now look at every curly haired person with a yarmulke like an enemy, a former lay of my girlfriend. I think this is how Hitler started out tbh. That's not disturbing. I've had quite a few girls tell me they liked me especially for my somewhat big nose and curly jew hair. Even though I'm not jewish at all. To each their own brotha I think they liked you in that way where girls like cute little kids and midget santa elves. Not applicable. ~ Arsenal: yea bro you're starting to sound like a dick yeah no woman could like guys with curly hair unless they were 10 that's sort of insulting tbh
No, not at all!
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LMAO, this thread CRAKING ME UP =))))))))
@gunner: hold on! you are not Russian? >.<!
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I'm afraid that nobody nose, @ OP.
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United States33128 Posts
I often wish I had some bigger nostrils so I could take in more air =o
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Brood is the best poster ever
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Brood owning it up again.
I'm full asian and I have a 'high' nose, sup.
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I also wish for bigger nostrils
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u people should be very careful what you wish for. I have giant nostrils and from a certain angle people can see what cannot be unseen. I have very hairy nostrils its fucking ridiculous.
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I'm a white guy with a fairly good sized nose- not large, but not small- medium, slightly deep set eyes giving a nice, flat brow ridge, and a high nose-bridge.
A little Thai girl, my ex gf's little sister's playmate, used to open her eyes wide and pinch her nose bridge to imitate me. I guess it's like kids pulling their eyes wide to make them slanted. I thought it was cute though.
Asian chicks seem to dig it. I dig Asian chicks too, and the flat or small nose bridge is a real turn-on for me- as are small button noses and slanted eyes- depending how cute they are of course!
I also dig White chicks if they aren't overly aggressive, and Idian chicks.
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On October 13 2010 05:11 Waxangel wrote:
I often wish I had some bigger nostrils so I could take in more air =o
you and me both . I barely ever breathe through my nostrils and when I do its like I'm gasping for breath.
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 05:11 Waxangel wrote:
I often wish I had some bigger nostrils so I could take in more air =o
Don't be ignorant, you know how atrocious things smell to me? I checked how much better my sense of smell is than my girlfriend (Chinese) and I can smell disgusting shit like 10 times farther away than she can. I imagine I smell it more intensely at the same distance. It sucks. You know how many terrible smells there are in this filthy planet?!
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To be honest, asian girls like Caucasian noses. I think those Koreans are just a little insecure man. Mostly, Filipinos if given the chance would have a semi-tall bridge nose rather than the flat ones we have. 
okay, I don't know about the other races. I'm just talking in behalf of some of the Filipinos.
hahaha <3 Brood always making me smile
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Calgary25967 Posts
On October 13 2010 06:24 DEVIANT wrote:
I'm a white guy with a fairly good sized nose- not large, but not small- medium, slightly deep set eyes giving a nice, flat brow ridge, and a high nose-bridge.
A little Thai girl, my ex gf's little sister's playmate, used to open her eyes wide and pinch her nose bridge to imitate me. I guess it's like kids pulling their eyes wide to make them slanted. I thought it was cute though.
Asian chicks seem to dig it. I dig Asian chicks too, and the flat or small nose bridge is a real turn-on for me- as are small button noses and slanted eyes- depending how cute they are of course!
I also dig White chicks if they aren't overly aggressive, and Idian chicks.
This post is so weird.
Edit: Maybe not so much weird as out of place.
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Hahahahaha oh my gawd BroOd hahahaha. I have tears in my eyes.
Totally missed your post the first time.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BROOD
u just made drunkrul laugh..doesnt happen often
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I'm sorry but this bothers me that you guys are getting on a couple korean girls, and maybe even the general korean/asian culture for saying white guys have large noses, but you want to list all the fucking stereotypes i've heard about asians from white people through the years? Seriously dude, you're really that bothered by that fact maybe try seeing it from the other side of the street.
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really should not be complaining whiteboys...
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 08:21 ZlaSHeR wrote:
I'm sorry but this bothers me that you guys are getting on a couple korean girls, and maybe even the general korean/asian culture for saying white guys have large noses, but you want to list all the fucking stereotypes i've heard about asians from white people through the years? Seriously dude, you're really that bothered by that fact maybe try seeing it from the other side of the street.
Hope you didn't drive there~
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korean men envy larger, longer nose sizes
korean women are attracted to them
FKING RACISTS why doesnt artosis get all the girlies then Typical Artosis dinner date conversation: Artosis
Usually it takes six months to get a reservation here, but I guess being a GSL commentator has some perks.
Korean Girl
(smiling)
Thank you for inviting me out, this place is great.
Artosis
I'm glad you came, I really wanted to see you again. Sometimes it's tough living out here, but meeting someone like you makes it so much better.
Korean Girl
That's sweet of you. I'm glad we met too, I love spending time with you. I never intended to have feelings like this, they just sort of snuck up on me.
Artosis
Yeah, like a fucking DT.
Korean Girl
Pardon?
Artosis
You know, a DT. Dark Templar. The most imbalanced unit in the history of gaming. Some asshole goes, "Oh hey, let's take a zealot and give him a fucking super sword that can cut through any substance in the universe and kill any unit instantly. Oh, and let's make him invisible, because that's fair." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AND MY OVERLORDS DON'T EVEN DETECT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO PAY 100 GAS JUST TO SEE HIM AND IF I MISS IT BY EVEN A SECOND ITS WHOOSH WHOOSH IN MY MINERAL LINE AND MY FUCKING DRONES ALL DIE TO ONE GOD DAMN UNIT THAT'S NOT EVEN BEING MICRO'D. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMBALANCED THAT IS? DO YOU?!?!
Korean Girl
I'm sorry... I forgot I have to... go home now and... wash my couch.
Artosis
(staring off into the distance, breathing heavily)
*Grunts*
LOL amazing
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On October 12 2010 23:08 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
Lol yes, I think it is a stereotype, but does it really bother you that much? I'm half jewish so I have an above average nose, but have never had problems picking up asian girls lol
Dude, just being white means that you're never going to have problems picking up Asian girls, though I'm Jewish too so it might just be the whole jew thing that we've got going on here.
After all these years of lurking, I can't believe this is what my first post on TL is about...
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