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Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
August 17 2010 01:06 GMT
#1
Okay, so this will be the weirdest thing I've ever asked of anyone...but here goes.

I'm looking for lots of photos (taken by you guys) of the art/words/funny stuff that adorns toilet cubicles world-wide.

You know when you go into a cubicle and you either see something someone has written that is hilarious - or someone has drawn something pro, or someone has written something and it's as if a forum has sprung up around it and everyone has commented on it...or rebutted each other and what not.

Essentially this project I'm working on will be trying to get lots of these images in any of those categories, either lulzworthy, or awe inspiring...or just plain silly.

I plan to show-case this collection at a later date (either via blog or website or something), and I will be sure to show you the end results.

If anyone is up for this challenge! When you're out with your phone, or with a camera or whatever and you see anything like I just described above...please remember this blog post and photo like ye've never photo'd before!

I think the turn out could be epic...a show-case of different personalities and randomness worldwide, inside any cubicle in any bar, or shopping centre...or school, or public restroom...where-ever!

So yeah, if anyone is up for this...either PM me your photos on here, email me (PM me for my personal email if you've got an image to send) or post them in here.

Happy cubicle prose hunting fellow Liquidians!

dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1437 Posts
August 17 2010 01:08 GMT
#2
Most of the stuff written on toilets here are either curses or phone numbers...
Baller Fanclub || CheAse Fanclub || Scarlett Fanclub || LJD FIGHTING!
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
August 17 2010 01:10 GMT
#3
Usually all the gold is written on tables here.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
August 17 2010 01:11 GMT
#4
Will do Smurg
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
August 17 2010 01:11 GMT
#5
omg I cant wait to have people ask me why they heard the camera sound when I come out of a stall
Each day gets better : )
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
August 17 2010 01:12 GMT
#6
You do get that a lot, though I've seen some excellent stuff in so many places - I mean toilet use is conclusively ubiquitous; and the human creative mind seems to come alive in the cubicle...so many unsigned masters.

A fun one was; (upon a sit down for taking a shit) the door read, Look left. The left wall said, look right. The right wall said 'you are now playing toilet tennis.'

Or another one: 'I'm not gay, but my asshole is!'

And another example: There was a cubicle I was in one time that had this massive religious debate going across the back of the whole door, it was about catholic priests and how they double as child molesters...and then all of the rebuttals to that (in so many different sets of hand-writing) and then scrawled in big black text at the bottom was (What's all of this religious talk for? I just want a nice poo.)

Yet another: Kind of a joke here in the UK that Welsh people are underdeveloped or inbred, that kind of sentiment...as you get worldwide. Someone had written 'Born and bred in Wales!'

The reply: "That explains your sisters webbed feet then."

Little snippets of gold!
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
August 17 2010 01:31 GMT
#7
"

"Please step in closer to the urinals. It isn't as long as you think."

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat. (And the floor, if your aim is poor.)"
Hey! Listen!
natturner
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
342 Posts
August 17 2010 01:51 GMT
#8
"here i sit broken-hearted,
meant to shit, only farted,
hours later took a chance,
meant to fart, shit my pants"
This nigga done stole my bike.
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
August 17 2010 01:57 GMT
#9
In my old high school the kids filled the wall above this one toilet seat with a collection of boogers there mustve been like 20 different boogers from different people of all shapes and sizes
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
August 17 2010 02:12 GMT
#10
Hahahahaha

Some gold in this thread. I'll try to keep it in mind
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
August 17 2010 02:23 GMT
#11
I will be on the look out when I go out tomorrow, that's for sure.
Oh man that poem is so awesome.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
August 17 2010 02:31 GMT
#12
On August 17 2010 10:51 natturner wrote:
"here i sit broken-hearted,
meant to shit, only farted,
hours later took a chance,
meant to fart, shit my pants"


Precisely the kind of stuff I'm looking for...in photo form!

(This is not an open statement of advocacy for any TL.netter going out and graffiti'ing for the sake of a photo!)

PS. DO IT.
Zato-1
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Chile4253 Posts
August 17 2010 03:01 GMT
#13
Not taken by me, but relevant:
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Go here http://vina.biobiochile.cl/ and input the Konami Code (up up down down left right left right B A)
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
August 17 2010 03:28 GMT
#14
Actually sounds like a cool idea, very interested. There's some calculus in one of the bathroom stalls @ my school but I has no picture
:)
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
August 17 2010 03:32 GMT
#15
haha this sounds like a great idea. i remember in my old elementary school, one of the stalls had this line that was about the height of the door and someone wrote "i peed this high" hahaha
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
August 17 2010 04:22 GMT
#16
Okay guys - well I've setup a basic website for this project right now - I'll be updating the layout and such over the next few days...

But yeah you can check the site out for now; there is no content yet...but I hope we can create an interesting repository of toilet art! Haha.

www.cubicleprose.com
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
August 23 2010 14:51 GMT
#17
Yep, so it's up and running - only got one image so far! My other phone died and I lost a few good ones, which is annoying...but I'm sure there are plenty more treasures out there.
JinNJuice
Profile Joined June 2010
United States255 Posts
August 23 2010 15:03 GMT
#18
I will keep this in mind if I ever find any. Should be really funny, looking forward to more content.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
August 23 2010 15:27 GMT
#19
Too bad my favorite hole bar repainted it's desolate bathroom recently...

One of my favs: 'no matter how hot she is someone is sick of her shit'

and there was a dude who really, really enjoyed drawing cat anuses....
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
August 23 2010 15:41 GMT
#20
I remember running into these sites a few years back. Heres one with only funny text-ones I think. http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/ - Real clever name :D

Anyway, Bathroom Graffiti, http://www.graffitiproject.com/photo - has over 1.200 pictures. I googled this in 5minutes, maybe theres a bigger collection out there.
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