"Rabbits jump higher than me" becomes "Haas jump over me."
Also, both of the sentences "I do not like ham" and "I do not dislike ham" yield "I hate bacon."
And its amazing what they do even with easily recognizable proper nouns. "Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune" became "Thursday 3:01 years, uranus, Neptune and Thursday Friday and Saturday"
It's also pretty funny to watch the actual steps they take.
"How now brown cow?" I got "Six storms?" at the end, but for like 15 entries in a row, it just kept on saying "Sex storm? Sex storm? Sex storm? Sex storm?..."
"Wait a minute I'm passing out win or lose, just like you. Far more shocking than anything I ever knew. How about you?"
...54 translations later we get:
"This kifhalk mental state can be expected to answer or not."
Original text:
"Choose not a life of limitation; distant cousin to the reservation."
...54 translations later we get:
"Pressure on the ground. However, the relative distance"
Original text:
"Can't stop the spirits when they need you, this life is more than just a read through."
...54 translations later we get:
"I read in your life, your password may help."
Bet you can't guess what song I was listening to! *rolls eyes*
It's a nice touch because if you showed the original lyrics to someone who didn't know the song they would think it had already gone through the translator.
Also it's "mop tops are happy when they feed you", not the dog thing, I think o_O
edit:
"master chief is a pretty cool guy eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything"
...54 translations later we get:
"Cold and dead Victim of terrorism"
Disclaimer: I do not know the wording of the original meme
"Battle.net is not going to implement LAN because they want to make more money off of newbies, and getting alot of cool shiny achievements and automine. "
...54 translations later we get:
"My money on Jen Battle.net network analysis conducted immediately."
Those tranlation machines doesn't need to be used 54 times to get fucked up translations like these. One time is enough If they would actually be legit translations then they would come back as the same sentence.
"Wait a minute I'm passing out win or lose, just like you. Far more shocking than anything I ever knew. How about you?"
...54 translations later we get:
"This kifhalk mental state can be expected to answer or not."
Original text:
"Choose not a life of limitation; distant cousin to the reservation."
...54 translations later we get:
"Pressure on the ground. However, the relative distance"
Original text:
"Can't stop the spirits when they need you, this life is more than just a read through."
...54 translations later we get:
"I read in your life, your password may help."
Bet you can't guess what song I was listening to! *rolls eyes*
It's a nice touch because if you showed the original lyrics to someone who didn't know the song they would think it had already gone through the translator.
Also it's "mop tops are happy when they feed you", not the dog thing, I think o_O
Whoops. Yeah, you're right, at least on the mop tops part. I think the "when they feed you" is the previous line, and the "just to need you" is the follower to mop tops, though. In that case...
Original text:
"Mops tops are happy just to need you."
...54 translations later we get:
"Holy Office."
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Also, apparently the translator either doesn't like me or doesn't like Anthony ... but it's iffy.
----- "interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terran's variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes"
...54 translations later we get:
"Business plan optyonitudals preperatoryes interplanatar deterriggatyon protosstinal important." ----- "oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win. "
...54 translations later we get:
"Banana trade possible. Banana Macro medical education and medical Advances. '"
"time to have sex with many ugly white girls. I wish you can all see me do this irl because i have a small penis. I also have aids which obviously makes me a criminal because I gave all these poor people sexual diseases but it's okay."
...54 translations later we get:
"White women and women on the map of Russia is bad, I guess that means my life. Also Infected with the Torah disabled."
This is great for wasting some time at work The big question is why Persian keeps adding milk to most of my sentences...
"the water purifier in the backyard has a broken valve that needs replacement through screwing on the steam outlet of the turbo."
...54 translations later we get:
"Turbines can be used instead of milk."
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"the sun is shining but the rain ruins the rainbow"
...54 translations later we get:
"Rain I also cause confusion"
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"over the mountains lies the sheep with the lion while their offspring tumbles around in the clear stream snapping at fish and seaweed between the boulders"
...54 translations later we get:
"Mountain goat milk compared with the same number of individual pereheneratseia stone."
BAD translator & other invites reveals his opinion on the upcoming Flash vs Jaedong!
The 3 1/2 games of last year's MSL Finals were some of the best TvZs of 2010 so far. Is there any reason why this year's finals won't deliver the same quality as last season?
BAD translator: Competition in the world in 2010 and 2.1 months for at least three nvzs what? jabberwacky: There is almost always a reason. iGod: I hear you. I believe there is one, yes.
Psychologically, how well do you think Flash will handle the dual pressures of both being the challenger to the MSL throne and having just lost a TvZ finals?
BAD translator: The Sherman and two changes in behavior, which will begin on Thursday and on the Floor? jabberwacky: It depends on the type of thought, of course. iGod: What do you really want to ask me?
Triathlon, a 4-1 TvZ map, is being played twice. For the Flash fan: how can Flash exploit this map to his advantage? For the Jaedong fan: how can Jaedong survive it?
BAD translator: 01:04 tryathlon Combo tickets for both velocity? Home on: waiting jabberwacky: There are theories as to how it would be possible, but all of them are currently impossible to test. iGod: I think Triathlon a 4 1 TvZ map is a lot of things. Your purpose is the Flash fan how can Flash exploit this map to his advantage. Your purpose is the Jaedong fan how can Jaedong survives it.
Why is/isn't Flash's loss to EffOrt indicative of his future performance vs Jaedong?
BAD translator: Why / win, and then collapse? jabberwacky: What, that I finished early and get to play for 'the rest of the time'? I respectfully disagree. iGod: Why do I exist?
In short, who will win this series? Why?
BAD translator: The success of this series it? That jabberwacky: No one, it won't be a battle: we will merge with our machines, like we are already starting to now. iGod: Where is that? Because Myself programmed me for it.
"hey alffla Im going to visit you during the summer in Hong Kong are you up for this? I totally can't wait till I finally get to see you!!! Man you are the best hang kang poster ever"
...54 translations later we get:
"Welcome to Hong Kong and alffla export credit can not wait to see you! Father and good people in Hong Kong."
BELARUSIAN : Вялікі вялікая вялікая вялікая прадзед Back to ENGLISH : More more more more great-grandfather BULGARIAN : Още по-по-по-прадядо Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather CATALAN : Més més més besavi Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather CHINESE : 更多更多更多的曾祖父 Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 更多更多更多的曾祖父 Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 更多更多更多的曾祖父 Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather CROATIAN : Još više više pradjed Back to ENGLISH : Find more great-grandfather more
AFRIKAANS : Flash is nie 'n bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is not a bonjwa ALBANIAN : Flash nuk është një bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is a bonjwa ARABIC : فلاش هو bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa BELARUSIAN : Flash з'яўляецца bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa BULGARIAN : Flash е bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa CATALAN : Flash és bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa CHINESE : Flash是bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : Flash是bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : Flash是bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa CROATIAN : Flash je bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa CZECH : Flash je bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa DANISH : Flash er bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa DUTCH : Flash is bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa ESTONIAN : Flash on bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa FILIPINO : Flash ay bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa FINNISH : Flash bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa FRENCH : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa GALICIAN : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash GERMAN : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash GREEK : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash HEBREW : bonjwa פלאש Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash HINDI : bonjwa फ़्लैश Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash HUNGARIAN : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash ICELANDIC : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash INDONESIAN : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa IRISH : Flash bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa ITALIAN : Flash bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa JAPANESE : フラッシュbonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa KOREAN : 플래시 bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa LATVIAN : Flash bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa LITHUANIAN : Flash bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa MACEDONIAN : Флеш bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa MALAY : Flash bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa MALTESE : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa NORWEGIAN : Flash bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa PERSIAN : bonjwa فلش Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa POLISH : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa PORTUGUESE : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash ROMANIAN : bonjwa Flash Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa RUSSIAN : Flash bonjwa Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa SERBIAN : Фласх боњва Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjva SLOVAK : Flash bonjva Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjva SLOVENIAN : Flash bonjva Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjva SPANISH : Flash bonjva Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjva SWAHILI : Kiwango cha bonjva Back to ENGLISH : Rate bonjva SWEDISH : Betygsätt bonjva Back to ENGLISH : Rate bonjva TAGALOG : Rate bonjva Back to ENGLISH : Rate bonjva THAI : bonjva Rate Back to ENGLISH : bonjva Rate. TURKISH : bonjva Oranı. Back to ENGLISH : bonjva Rate. UKRAINIAN : bonjva рейтингом. Back to ENGLISH : bonjva rated. VIETNAMESE : bonjva đánh giá cao. Back to ENGLISH : bonjva appreciated. WELSH : bonjva gwerthfawrogi. Back to ENGLISH : bonjva appreciated. YIDDISH : באָנדזשוואַ אַפּרישיייטיד. Back to ENGLISH : Bonjva Appreciated.
1)-Thou shalt have none other gods before me 2)-Thou shalt not make thee any graven image 3)-Thou shalt not take the name of the lord your god in vain 4)-Thou shalt remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy 5)-Honor thy father and thy mother 6)-Thou shalt not kill 7)-Thou shalt not commit adultery 8)-Thou shalt not steal 9)-Thou shalt not bear false witness 10)-Thou shalt not covet
1)-If the lord 2)-This page has no title 3)-Maybe god is responsible 4)-Do not forget Easter 5)-Tipperari father and mother 6)-Crime 7)-This is torture? 8)-Do not bring. 9)-1 10)-You
"Flash is a baller." : "Basketball class." "Nevergg was just temp banned for a week" : "Nevergg week", halfway through one of the translations was "Nevergg will only live a week". My spider sense is tingling.
why dose teamliquid suck u might ask i will tell you why
first off all the tourney's they host are bi-est and the people selected are favored its always same old peeps
and 2ND most of this site is foreigners like wtf, all people do is host tourneys for europe server n for the USA you have to be favored to get in to the tourney witch is retarded cuz i think whitera n the little one n all the other people we all no just complete suck ass n it just seems like there the best cuz all they do is play each other n barely anyone else new in a tourney n why the hell would i wanna watch all the same people play it out n every god damn tourney like really now.. gimme a break
if anyone out there agrees with what i say then speak up n for all u tourney favored bitches hit me up on sc ill break ur face in with banelings n take ur number 1 spot with ezz n throw the winning money in ur broken face after I'm finished with u
and someone who's hosting a real tourney sign me up n lemme no. im in Canada so i would guess I'm on the us server n i ain't no favored bitch but I'm good so if u don't believe me come try me yourself
"why dose teamliquid suck u might ask i will tell you why "
...54 translations later we get:
"Water Absorption."
"first off all the tourney's they host are bi-est and the people selected are favored its always same old peeps "
...54 translations later we get:
"I want to play because it is one or two."
"and 2ND most of this site is foreigners like wtf, all people do is host tourneys for europe server n for the USA you have to be favored to get in to the tourney witch is retarded"
...54 translations later we get:
"A halloveen in Europe Thursday Threatens U.S.. It. Competitiveness."
"cuz i think whitera n the little one n all the other people we all no just complete suck ass n it just seems like there the best cuz all they do is play each other n barely anyone else new in a tourney"
...54 translations later we get:
"Or create kristalisasi think you will see all the good games."
"why the hell would i wanna watch all the same people play it out n every god damn tourney like really now.. gimme a break "
...54 translations later we get:
"In all games ... Add Satan to God."
"if anyone out there agrees with what i say then speak up n for all u tourney favored bitches hit me up on sc ill break ur face in with banelings n take ur number 1 spot with ezz n throw the winning money in ur broken face after I'm finished with u "
...54 translations later we get:
"If you agree with me, because people in school or competition Unconstitutional vuereysi berlibur vajahku stokkholm Convention"
"and someone who's hosting a real tourney sign me up n lemme no. im in Canada so i would guess I'm on the us server n i ain't no favored bitch but I'm good so if u don't believe me come try me yourself "
...54 translations later we get:
"All of them without exception are correct, you can click on the track, the kanadyan conversation, and dogs, and I think this is a problem, because if you think"
Water Absorption.
I want to play because it is one or two.
A halloveen in Europe Thursday Threatens U.S.. It. Competitiveness. Or create kristalisasi think you will see all the good games. In all games ... Add Satan to God.
If you agree with me, because people in school or competition Unconstitutional vuereysi berlibur vajahku stokkholm Convention
All of them without exception are correct, you can click on the track, the kanadyan conversation, and dogs, and I think this is a problem, because if you think
EPT
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BAD translator: Competition in the world in 2010 and 2.1 months for at least three nvzs what?
