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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 04:59:40
May 28 2010 04:48 GMT
#1
i'm sure we've all played with google translate before to make hilarious mistranslations, translating sentences back and forth between languages.

well this site http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php translates your text back and forth 54 times between different languages!

examples:

Original text:

"Lady Gaga is really ugly"

...54 translations later we get:

"It was a horrible woman."


Original text:

"american teenagers are the most stupid teens in the world because they dress like werewolves."

...54 translations later we get:

"Please enter the United States and world hunger."


also sorry to all the normal american teens i didn't mean that

Original text:

"Chinese people scare me."

...54 translations later we get:

"China is a big problem."


Original text:

"teamliquid is the best website in the universe"

...54 translations later we get:

"A world class city"


****
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
May 28 2010 04:56 GMT
#2
"life of lively to live to life of full life thanks to shield battery"

...54 translations later we get:

"Batteries work."
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
May 28 2010 04:56 GMT
#3
On May 28 2010 13:56 Jibba wrote:
"life of lively to live to life of full life thanks to shield battery"

...54 translations later we get:

"Batteries work."


LOL, nice one hahaha
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
May 28 2010 04:56 GMT
#4
Heart of love!
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
May 28 2010 04:58 GMT
#5
"stick the burrito in my anus"

...54 translations later we get:

"Seats in the legislature"
Wannabe zerg player
seppolevne
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1681 Posts
May 28 2010 04:58 GMT
#6
"My favourite site for starcraft broodwar progaming information is team liquid."

...54 translations later we get:

"Teams can use"
J- Pirate Udyr WW T- Pirate Riven Galio M- Galio Annie S- Sona Lux -- Always farm, never carry.
RandomAbuse
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
187 Posts
May 28 2010 04:58 GMT
#7
Original text:

"Porn is bad for you."

...54 translations later we get:

"Bad porn."
Kawatan wrote: "Defilers are mid units".
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 05:02:09
May 28 2010 04:59 GMT
#8
Original text:

"Brood war is a much better game than SC2"

...10 translations later we get:

"War games than bread SC2"


This makes as much nonsense as inhumanly possible

"Who will win the MSL finals? Flash or jaedong?"

...54 translations later we get:

"In the west, and you use regularly? Flash forward or glass;"
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 05:02:47
May 28 2010 05:00 GMT
#9
Haha, really fun website.

"Rabbits jump higher than me" becomes "Haas jump over me."

Also, both of the sentences "I do not like ham" and "I do not dislike ham" yield "I hate bacon."

And its amazing what they do even with easily recognizable proper nouns.
"Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune"
became
"Thursday 3:01 years, uranus, Neptune and Thursday Friday and Saturday"
안지호
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 28 2010 05:00 GMT
#10
"savior is a cheater"

...54 translations later we get:

"I write lies."


god has spoken
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
May 28 2010 05:02 GMT
#11
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tshakkutshakkutshakku authorities of the three?"
Why?
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 05:23:13
May 28 2010 05:03 GMT
#12
I'm having SO much fun with this!! ^^

"Building carriers is a good skill toi have."

...54 translations later we get:

"And Improving the quality of education."

------

"Bisu is slumping."

...54 translations later we get:

"Leaders in the Soviet Union."

------

Jaedong>Flash"

...54 translations later we get:

"Flash> kansel."

------

"Brood War is better than SC2."

...54 translations later we get:

"Fried war better than sack 2."

------

"We cannot hold!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I can not wait!"
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
May 28 2010 05:03 GMT
#13
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

After translating

Portable beach
U Gotta Skate.
a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
May 28 2010 05:05 GMT
#14
"Your thread sucks."

...54 translations later we get:

"Dog density distribution."

:D
starleague forever
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
May 28 2010 05:07 GMT
#15
It's also pretty funny to watch the actual steps they take.

"How now brown cow?"
I got "Six storms?" at the end, but for like 15 entries in a row, it just kept on saying "Sex storm? Sex storm? Sex storm? Sex storm?..."
안지호
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 05:10:44
May 28 2010 05:10 GMT
#16
Original text:

"russians love to drink vodka too much."

...54 translations later we get:

"Now I am like vodka in Russia."

haha

Original text:

"Star Craft Brood War"

...54 translations later we get:

"Treating Victim of war"
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
May 28 2010 05:12 GMT
#17
--- Nuked ---
maareek
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2042 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 05:21:59
May 28 2010 05:14 GMT
#18
Original text:

"Can't stop, addicted to the shindig"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lost."

Pretty much, yeah.

Edit: Original text:

"The world I love, the trains I hop"

...54 translations later we get:

"Finding people in the world of salt."

Original text:

"My dogs are happy just to need you"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am glad bear action."

Original text:

"Wait a minute I'm passing out win or lose, just like you. Far more shocking than anything I ever knew. How about you?"

...54 translations later we get:

"This kifhalk mental state can be expected to answer or not."

Original text:

"Choose not a life of limitation; distant cousin to the reservation."

...54 translations later we get:

"Pressure on the ground. However, the relative distance"

Original text:

"Can't stop the spirits when they need you, this life is more than just a read through."

...54 translations later we get:

"I read in your life, your password may help."

Bet you can't guess what song I was listening to! *rolls eyes*
FrozenArbiter: Obless PvT master
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 28 2010 05:16 GMT
#19
this should be in the general forum, good find
Floydian
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom374 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 05:22:22
May 28 2010 05:21 GMT
#20
Oh God this site is so damn good.
First sentence that came to my head at 6am:

Original text:

"Starcraft is so damn awesome"

...54 translations later we get:

"Rio De Janeiro, very good"

lol what, what language put rio in there
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