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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 05:56:10
February 08 2010 05:55 GMT
#1
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, and look at the results.

A friend of mine linked me to mine. It's fucking hilarious.

Mine

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1. A unisex name, generally male however, of Scottish origin. It means "little hollow."
Generally a man of great character, possessed of a fabulous sexual magnitism. Courageous, your quintessential knight-in-shining armor type.
Example: "Logan is the perfect boyfriend."

2. The hottest guy alive.
The kind of guy that will rock YOUR world.
Dude, he's such a logan

3. the sexiest man in the world!
David Hasselhoff is a logan!

4. Logan

L: Laughable.
O: Original.
G: Goofy.
A: An Addicting Person / Amazing Kisser.
N: Nice.

5. Cutest boy alive. The hopeless romantic type. Takes you for long walks on the beach, and slips cute little notes into your back pocket when he hugs you goodbye. No other boy like him, and he's got some amazing eyes.
Logan is my knight in shining armor. Hes the perfect boyfriend.

6. A creature lurking around somewhere in the Romanian countryside. Logan is a sexlicious man-beast.

Logan has wings made of chocolate.
"Okay kids, your father's going to tell you the story of the time he encountered the Logan! Yeah, I know....wow."

7. An eponym: the SI unit for measuring penis (1 Logan= pi inches of penis). The original Logan was a member of the Harvard Glee Club sometime in the mid-90s.
The average erect male penis measures 2 Logans in length and 1/2 Logan in diameter.

I am soft-packing for that coveted 3-Logan look.


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OMin
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States545 Posts
February 08 2010 05:57 GMT
#2
mine wasnt in there
BumbleB
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada49 Posts
February 08 2010 05:59 GMT
#3
I am slang for a Bong and a Blowjob. I like recieving both.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#4
On February 08 2010 14:57 OMin wrote:
mine wasnt in there

Shitty.....
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YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:03:02
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#5
Ahh.. Urbandictionary.... Yeeeears back my buddies played a joke on me by putting this on urbandictionary:

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Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick
30 up, 29 down
buy dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick mugs, tshirts and magnets
Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA
Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

then another one,

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick&defid=1183685

.cheesewank
14 up, 4 down
buy cheesewank mugs, tshirts and magnets
A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheesewank


I tried to get them back by posting my own definitions but didn't get accepted at all -_-;;.
What baffles me more is that, people gave 30 thumb ups for the first one and 14 thumbs ups for the second one.

Oh, forgot to mention, yes my name is Steve Na.
IUFam Golf Wang~ NrGsteve
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#6
1. One Damn Sexy Mother Fucker.
I am so Elias

2. The sexiest man alive. EVER
That ballarino is Elias

3. The smartest, coolest, sexiest man alive on the planets earth and mars.
i am looking elias today

4. Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.
I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!

5. A fox-demon so adorably cute that you just wanna punch him upside the cranium.

Look up "Shippo"
Wow, he has ears and a tail like a Fox, His name must be Elias o.o
shippo kon fox demon your mom pwned

6. 1. knowledgeable in a wide variety of fields, especially language
2. to desire another's wife
1. He is really an elias and can offer you a long lesson on at least seven languages.
2. His elias for Mrs. Tiefenthaler is actually quite humorous.


7. 1. A kick ass song by a kick ass band, Dispatch.
2. Some kid I knew in college; Heather's brother
1. Have you heard that song Elias? It kicks ass!
2. I saw Elias picking his nose the other day.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#7
Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M

Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
Crimson
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States311 Posts
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#8
2.chris
slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
Example: "oh man I wish I had a chris in me."
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 08 2010 06:03 GMT
#9
2. Very intelligent, attractive, naturally interesting. Cool without trying.
How does he do it? He is such an alfred.

3.an albino that goes to school even though he has a 0.10 gpa.
A:man i didn't do my homeowrk and i'm feeling albino
B:oh no you're turning into an alfred.

LOL
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:06:09
February 08 2010 06:04 GMT
#10
On February 08 2010 15:02 YoonHo wrote:
Ahh.. Urbandictionary.... Yeeeears back my buddies played a joke on me by putting this on urbandictionary:

+ Show Spoiler +
Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick
30 up, 29 down
buy dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick mugs, tshirts and magnets
Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA
Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

then another one,

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick&defid=1183685

.cheesewank
14 up, 4 down
buy cheesewank mugs, tshirts and magnets
A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheesewank


I tried to get them back by posting my own definitions but didn't get accepted at all -_-;;.
What baffles me more is that, people gave 30 thumb ups for the first one and 14 thumbs ups for the second one.

Oh, forgot to mention, yes my name is Steve Na.


wtf i know someone called steve na. o_O
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:09:00
February 08 2010 06:07 GMT
#11
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nick


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the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased.

A business man, who likes to get down and dirty with his girlfriend on his desk all night, so that the neighbours hear.

a common misunderstood person, that doesnt give a second thought to just about anything and acts on impulse 98% of the time

the name of a guy who you could puke in his car and he'd be cool with it.


Wow, word about my enormous penis really got around fast.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
February 08 2010 06:07 GMT
#12
a very sexy man beast .... and then it goes down hill from there.

im a man whore T.T
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
February 08 2010 06:09 GMT
#13
1 - Bryan
A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the niggas and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to niggas AND speak 'white'
White Kid 1: Oh no I sense that Bryan is making his way here
(The Bryan walks up)
White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker arse!
(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)

Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn nigga! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh"

2 - Bryan
the best person in the world. he's one in a million. he's polite, kind, thoughtful, and freaking hilarious. there is never going to be anyone like him. i love him more than any boy.
person one- 'hey are you hanging out with bryan today?'

person two- 'hell yeah i am. he totally rocks.'

person one- 'yeah...thats what i thought.'

3 - Bryan
the coolest cat you will ever meet.
Dude: Yo man, that was awesome

Other Dude: Yea, that guy totally pulled a Bryan


wtf? LOL the rest are pretty positive.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
February 08 2010 06:09 GMT
#14
The first few pages of mine were all positive and 100% true about me.

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect


Yeah, totally accurate.
♞
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
February 08 2010 06:17 GMT
#15
Matt:


"ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed."

urbandictionary wouldn't lie...
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1842 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:42:12
February 08 2010 06:17 GMT
#16
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1. short or slang expression for a 100(hundred)-dollar-bill 'cause Benjamin Franklin's face is on the front side of it
what is in this bag?--it's full of benjamins!

2. The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.

3. hebrew name meaning

"the son of the right hand"

See example

benjamin is such a nazi, I cant believe he is a jew

4. An awesomely cool guy that seems to attract alot of good friends. a very nice person to be around, and is not afraid to be himself. Benjamin's tend to be out going, a little cheeky, and they are always smiling. Almost like a golden retriever! They are very hard to tick off, and when they do get mad, they are quick to get over them selves.
Wow, that guy is just radiating Benjaminness!!

5. In some areas of the UK to benjamin something is to make love with it. A benjamin with 3 or more people is called 'A Big Bad Benjamin.'
"Whoa, that was one good Benjamin."

6. A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
Benjamin,Intriguing, kind-hearted, genuine

7. Some dude who gets too much whoopie!
Damn, Benjamin just tapped that one bitch!


This made me look up the meaning of my name. Do that too. I had no idea my name was so badass.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:21:51
February 08 2010 06:21 GMT
#17
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=joshua
Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.

My boyfriend is an absolute Joshua.


seems pretty accurate
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
February 08 2010 06:23 GMT
#18
LOL. This is hilarious!










Oh wait, this wasnt posted 4 years ago.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
BreaK
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada890 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:23:33
February 08 2010 06:23 GMT
#19
1.Thomas
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

2. Thomas
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
"That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him."

3. Thomas
A form of tank engine
"hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night?"

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Fuck yeah!
formerly ClouD.BreaK ~ gogo KTF! & Liquid!
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
February 08 2010 06:27 GMT
#20
1. monion

this is so unnecessarily vulgar X_X

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a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it

EX: when m monion and u mom get in on and then we fuck and fuck and fuck
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ZZangDreamjOy
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada959 Posts
February 08 2010 06:33 GMT
#21
My names Logan too, so you did it for me. lol
HitEmUp
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
February 08 2010 06:33 GMT
#22
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orion

12. orion 28 up, 61 down love it hate it

buy orion mugs, tshirts and magnets
The absolute master of all that is leet, elite, eleet, or 1337. He is the most powerful counter strike player, and will pwn any noobs that he may come across.
Dude! Orion is so good, he should be in the PUBMASTERS!

4. orion 22 up, 10 down love it hate it

buy orion mugs, tshirts and magnets
someone who has a giant cock and is forced to walk with it as his curse. but is still awesome
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
February 08 2010 06:35 GMT
#23
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=evan
1. evan 1714 up, 432 down love it hate it

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adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart

noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does

verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
Entusman #12
zerglingsfolife
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1694 Posts
February 08 2010 06:40 GMT
#24
On February 08 2010 15:27 mOnion wrote:
1. monion

this is so unnecessarily vulgar X_X

+ Show Spoiler +

a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it

EX: when m monion and u mom get in on and then we fuck and fuck and fuck


LOLOLOLOL ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaa
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crown and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 08 2010 06:40 GMT
#25
yea i did this on face book
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
February 08 2010 06:48 GMT
#26
On February 08 2010 15:33 ZZangDreamjOy wrote:
My names Logan too, so you did it for me. lol


lol. Get your ass out of Cornwall and to the next Ottawa LAN. Whenever it is.
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lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
February 08 2010 06:49 GMT
#27
Super
At
Masturbation


FUCK YES
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
February 08 2010 06:50 GMT
#28
derek

1.
Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!

2.
Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge,it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that.
My name actually is Derek.

Person: Derek is really tall...

Another Person: Yeah,and he likes to break things.

3.
amazingly awesome at everything. Derek is a symbol or being who simply is the best one can possibly be. he once said "so i ask dem, you want ice cream cone? bof of dem say yes! how in de hell?"
He is so good at life that he looks like Derek.

4.
One sexy Lad with i smoken hott bod; Built like a Diesel pickup with sex appeal that makes the femals drip; Amazing in bed with a rather large sex rod; Most likely to become a ninja trained to kill whan older
Holy Buckets...Derek is one Hott son of a Gun

5.
To perform an act of sexual gratifcation with your hand and penis, on ones self. (pl) Dereking
Corr I'd derek over that slut
Least favorite progamers: Leta, Zero, Mind, Shine, free, really <-- newly added
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8552 Posts
February 08 2010 06:52 GMT
#29
Wow, I gotta say, that was scary how closely the definition described me.
Jaedong
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
February 08 2010 06:58 GMT
#30
On February 08 2010 15:17 LeperKahn wrote:
This made me look up the meaning of my name. Do that too. I had no idea my name was so badass.

Benjamin
Son Of My Right Hand
Gender: Male
Origin: Hebrew

That's not badass, that's a dirty euphemism (I'm not even sure how that would work...)
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Neo27
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States154 Posts
February 08 2010 06:59 GMT
#31
Today, www.urbandictionary.com wrote:
12. Stan
Verb. To Stan.

The act of being a complete asshole to somebody for no reason whatsoever.

Simply Awesome.

Most of the entries are about the Eminem "Stan" and being obsessed with celebrities, and South Park's Stan.
"I was born too damn early! Where were these games when I was a kid?" - Angry Video Game Nerd
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
February 08 2010 07:02 GMT
#32
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=theodore

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1. Theodore

A nice, sweet, sexy, very odd type of person, that everyone can get alonge with.


2. Theodore

A kind harded person. Will always be there for you. Hard working. Sexy.hot. does not fight.
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
February 08 2010 07:05 GMT
#33
The first Man to ever get laid.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Initial_H.C.
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada560 Posts
February 08 2010 07:05 GMT
#34
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Herman


1. herman
a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.

1- flat (much to be desired)
2- hitting puberty
3- respectable
4- huge!!
5- damn!!
dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!


LOL OMG
Enki
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2548 Posts
February 08 2010 07:06 GMT
#35
"1. Daniel

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him."


ROFL. Such a long answer wtf...
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Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 07:07:24
February 08 2010 07:06 GMT
#36
Daniel 3288 up, 570 down love it hate it
same as above haha
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Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2928 Posts
February 08 2010 07:07 GMT
#37
Name: Justin

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First:
Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!

Second:
a ridiculously huge cock
he's hung like justin

Third:
1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
2.genious
3.has tons of friends
person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends

person 2: You're a real justin
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
February 08 2010 07:39 GMT
#38
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kenneth

wtf
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
February 08 2010 07:43 GMT
#39
"matthew 1968 up, 837 down love it hate it

a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush"

hah?

#5 hits it better though

"Matthew 746 up, 220 down love it hate it

<noun>
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.
Matthew is the perfect guy."

XK ßubonic
-fj.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Samoa462 Posts
February 08 2010 07:45 GMT
#40
mine is so shit, no surprise there....

+ Show Spoiler [forest] +

a ridiculous amount of pubic hair, noticed suddenly and publicly when revealed by such a hairy individual to the dismay of others. One might exclaim, describing the little people lost and roaming about this jungle, "LET ME OUTA HERE!!!"
"Ahhhh, let my OUTA HERE!!!!"


buy forest mugs, tshirts and magnets
A usually great person who is a leader, loves to have fun and dances when everyone watches usually Forests are great singers, most people with the name Forest have great personalities. They spazz at others when they are stressed or over worked. Most Forests are very energized or "hyper"
"Wow, Forest is in a great mood today!"

"Why did Forest just spazz at me she is usually so happy?"
look at forest today did she have sugar or something

An area, building or object filled with attractive people, or people who you would - i.e. have sex with.

It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.


buy forest mugs, tshirts and magnets
A bad place to be. Usually used for men who have said or done something to offend the wife or girlfriend. Extrapolated from the sarcastic saying about a husband: If a man speaks in a forest is he still wrong.
Dude you stayed all night at the party? Man your going to be in the forest for months.

or a variation.

As I watched my friend doing something that would get him deeply in trouble I leaned over and said, "Man the forest is growing up around you really fast."

A nice person who doesnt hurt anyones feelings. They are very smart and sophisticated.They always work hard at their job and they have lots of friends.
that person is so Forest!

A person who doesn't fuck around. Is very tall and very big. Always carry's a weapon with him. He is able to knock someone out with one blow to the face. When you see a Forest, you run.
"What happened to you?!" "This Forest came out of nowhere and kicked the shit out of me."


Wow, after looking, actually, half of them are saying nice things about me. wowowow is the internet's true caring form appearing in these posts?
Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
February 08 2010 07:55 GMT
#41
LMFAO
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1. adrian

God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
NOONE will ever be considered close to being adrian

2. Adrian
A very hot guy with an AMAZING body and hot ass arms
overall hot guy.

Adrian
A man that contains an anaconda like penis in his pants. he is fucking awsome in everything he does and if he fucks your mom it's like a blessing from god. most women love his extremely large penis and are rumored to have up to 23 girls sucking his enormous dick. he fucking owns everyone but is still a nice guy. no one has ever dared to stand up to him because he is a fucking PIMP!!! if you do you will most likely end up dead after his mighty PIMP hand. all hail Adrian the fucking G riding gangster Jewish hating PIMP. NO fat chicks
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9022 Posts
February 08 2010 08:03 GMT
#42
My name is not even defined yet.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
February 08 2010 08:05 GMT
#43

1. The coolest haitian gangsta ever. also good 4 the female body. extremely healthy n satisfying.

2. Lasagna, spaghetti, macaroni, pasta, fagatini, or anything else Italian!

3. Epitome of manhood. What you see is what you get. Girls and the girls at heart likes him but his eyes and heart already belongs to somebody else.

4. The act of masturbating upon a reflection on a glass surface such as a mirror or tv screen.

5. Someone who stays on the computer at night

Enjoys Star Wars

Alwats has cool awesome friends (excluding himself) that are named Jessica and Nicole.

Uses Pull Ups training

Enjoys 2 days old tacos

Uses undercover name John

Secret spy at night

1. (v)doing or saying something something incredibly gay, annoying and/or stupid or making up a gigantic load of bullshit and telling everybody that it's true.
2. (n) one who dates and/or flirts with only the ugliest of asian girls/boys (otherwise known as dinosaurs) and attempts to convince everybody that she/he is hot.

7. having a stupid reasponce to sumthing another person said

Overall it seems pretty accurate.
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
February 08 2010 08:53 GMT
#44
n India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.
That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.
mac daddy pimp hustler the shit the king
by EK3 Jan 6, 2007 share this
2. Aaron 1256 up, 365 down
buy aaron mugs, tshirts and magnets
The name that really means "My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book"... or, just a really cool guy in general. Best name ever.
Aaron: Hey, my parents were too lazy to actually look past the first name in the book"
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
February 08 2010 08:54 GMT
#45
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1. Duncan is the best type in the whole entire world. With outstanding good looks and amazing intelligence ( not to mention an amazing body). Has many desirable qualities such as courage, caring and protective.
Looks out for friends and family ( and pets) and is the coolest guy in the whole world =)

2.
"A Duncan" is the person that you fall in love with,early on in life.Your first love. Every new partner is measured by Duncan's standards.

Obviously, one rarely ends up with one's Duncan as a life partner. However until one is thoroughly over "Duncan" one cannot move on.

Even though "Duncan" is a male name, your "Duncan" can be whichever sex your first love belonged to.

Sometimes, it can take a great many years to realise that someone was your Duncan, but once the realisation has been made, one can start to come to terms with the reality that they probably weren't all that special, and most likely are nothing special at all *now*

In other circumstances, the Duncan relationship may not have worked out becuase your Duncan was a closet homosexual, yet was completely perfect for you in every other way.

3. Duncan is the Best Ever. The Duncan is known to go out of his way to Make everyone happy. He likes to say and do cute things often. If you ever catch a Duncan Keep him for life. He is the best you'll ever have. He Makes the best mate & will also make the best Father. He is amazing in every & any way you could ever think of.. Not to Mention he has a bangin' bod. Duncan is the greatest you could ever find so hold on tight. <3

4. A city which is 40 km north of Victoria BC on Vancouver Island. Was est as a sawmill and loggin camp in the late nineteenth century. Population 9000 and falling
The ass end of BC society. Full of alchoholic white trash and steroid monkey Jocks. Duncan truly is a fucking shit hole for all the ages past, present, and future. If I where from this horrible experiment gone wrong I would bribe somebody in the govt to forge my Birth cert.

1 and 3 are the normal male name shit. 2 is kinda sad. I wonder which of my exes wrote it... 4 is actually kinda funny. Only kinda.

About OP: The first Logan I knew was a girl. It's definitely an either gender name. I wonder why all of the definitions were about male Logans.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
February 08 2010 09:34 GMT
#46
surprisingly accurate

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1. A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic.
That guy is one cool Karl.


I did get the girl this is outdated
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
February 08 2010 10:24 GMT
#47
Did not know this.

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To Marek, is to down/ chug/ skull a drink in one attempt. Used in place of "cheers" when drinking with other people. The raising of glasses is accompanied with eye contact, followed by tapping the glass on the table before drinking.
Mitch: Oi, is everyone ready?
Jimmy: Yep
Corey: Yeah
Mitch: Ok, Marek! (Raise glasses, eye contact, tap glasses on table, drink)
Jimmy: Corey you didn't Marek!
Corey: It's too cold!
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
February 08 2010 11:51 GMT
#48
Huh... apparently meeple is a cute and innocent word. I always thought it was something like sheeple but fake... like generic wooden people that a factory churns out.
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 12:01:07
February 08 2010 12:00 GMT
#49
My first name wasn't there, so I tried my middle name: Henrik

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1. Henrik

quite literally King.
King Henrik Lunqvist, the best damn goalie the world has seen.
henrik lundqvist new york rangers goalie king henry hockey

2. Henrik

Just another synonym for God.
Also means almighty, and is often used in sentences where people describe how someone is supreme to the others.

Also used as a counter-word against Per-Stian, which is the most gay word/name in the universe.
OH MY HENRIK!
You're not Henrik!

Person 1: Per-Stian!! Person 2: Haha, HENRIK!
Person 1 dies.

3. Henrik

hes a sexy dousche bag who likes to murder trout with pocket knives! :D<333333333
henrik is a trout murderer.

But then I tried my nickname: Tuke (both in rl and tl)
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1.Tuke

The canadian phrase for beanie
You got your tuke for snowboarding?

2.tuke

n.- the ugliest kid ever
adj.- extremely ugly
That girl is tuke!
that is the tukest kid i have ever seen.

3.tuke

verb: a forceful thrust using the fingertips to inflict pain on another.
George was being annoying so I tuked him in the neck.
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #42
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
February 08 2010 12:02 GMT
#50
On February 08 2010 15:23 BreaK wrote:
1.Thomas
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

2. Thomas
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
"That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him."

3. Thomas
A form of tank engine
"hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night?"

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Fuck yeah!


^

Pretty close on all accounts, I must say.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
February 08 2010 12:08 GMT
#51
The first Man to ever get laid.
keke
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6636 Posts
February 08 2010 14:44 GMT
#52
1.the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

2.A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers

3.a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.

4.A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

5.a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.

lol.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
AraqirG
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States266 Posts
February 08 2010 14:51 GMT
#53
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=George

Epic WIN
eNoq
Profile Joined June 2009
Netherlands502 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 14:59:37
February 08 2010 14:58 GMT
#54
1. ferdi
very cute ass boy.
look its ferdi! HELLA CUTE HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!??!??!??!

2. ferdi
dope person that is very fucking cool and is a P.I.M.P.
dayam.. look at that cute ass boy.. his name is ferdi.

Proburu
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
February 08 2010 16:02 GMT
#55
2. Cesar
Someone who makes a shirt with their face on it, and is awesome enought that people actualy whant to buy them. And they sell them for like $7.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
February 08 2010 16:34 GMT
#56
wow, this made my morning. a lot of them are scarily accurate.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 16:49:31
February 08 2010 16:47 GMT
#57
Ed is short for Edward Edminton and Edvard.

Eds tend to be very athletic and mature enjoying sports and music and generally being very good at both.

Eds as boyfriends are loving, sweet, great in bed, and not stingy when it comes to presents.

Although eds can be hotheaded, they are also hardworking, loyal and have an amazing sense of humour making them great friends to have.


"Hey who is that guy?"
"He's my friend Ed"
"Awh he must be cool"

"Ive got an amazing boyfriend called ed"


Too bad right above it is Erectile Dysfunction, and below it is Explosive Diarrhea Seems like I got the short straw, consider pretty much every name means sex god on urban d. Of course these things are only true in my case
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 17:03:17
February 08 2010 16:59 GMT
#58
On February 08 2010 15:17 LeperKahn wrote:
This made me look up the meaning of my name. Do that too. I had no idea my name was so badass.

Pfff you're the son of someone's right hand, I'm the son of Mars, roman god of war. My father was worshiped by roman legions.
BlasiuS
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States2405 Posts
February 08 2010 17:41 GMT
#59
surprise surprise, everyone's name means 'ultra-cool', 'sex-god', etc.

here's mine:
Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
next week on Everybody Loves HypnoToad:
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 19:59:36
February 08 2010 19:59 GMT
#60
On February 08 2010 15:07 3clipse wrote:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nick


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the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased.

A business man, who likes to get down and dirty with his girlfriend on his desk all night, so that the neighbours hear.

a common misunderstood person, that doesnt give a second thought to just about anything and acts on impulse 98% of the time

the name of a guy who you could puke in his car and he'd be cool with it.


Wow, word about my enormous penis really got around fast.

Mine:
a man with an abnormally small penis that jacks off to baby porn
ruXxar
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway5669 Posts
February 08 2010 20:09 GMT
#61
My name had only 1 single entry:

He's GAY

Djsonic has a lil turd bro
"alright guys im claiming my role im actually politician I can manipulate a persons vote during the day phase, used it on clarity last phase and forced him to vote for HF. full role name donald trump, definitely town sided". - EBH
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 22:29:32
February 08 2010 22:26 GMT
#62
A white wanna-be gangsta who's a playa and is a p.i.m.p. with the girls. He gets any chick he wants. Although he is white, they can rap your socks off. He is very dangerous at night.
"yo man, your a Jean-Paul with the ladies!"



Wow......
CynanMachae
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada1459 Posts
February 09 2010 01:43 GMT
#63
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1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

2.a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
dude he is such a david

3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.

4. One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."

Yea very badass
Jang Yoon Chul hwaiting!
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
February 09 2010 02:01 GMT
#64
+ Show Spoiler [Alan] +
1. Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun

2. Alan
a really super fantastic guy.
not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing,
My Alan is amazing
Look there's my boyfriend!
Omg he's THE Alan?
Yes!!

3. Alan
A beast
Alan is a beast



Wow I guess I am awesome!!
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 03:11:51
February 09 2010 03:09 GMT
#65
What do i care what people submitted for their own names or for the names of friends of theirs? This is pretty retarded and useless.
I mean there's like 10 some odd entries for greg, either trying really lamely to do that joke about someone's picture being next to an insult in the dictionary, or next to a compliment. Most of them don't appear to have been written by people who are very clever.
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
February 09 2010 04:54 GMT
#66
1. eddy 394 up, 127 down love it hate it

buy eddy mugs, tshirts and magnets
An extremely hunky and loveable man. Has a way with the ladies
"Gosh that Eddy is one sexy gentleman"
by chubby Dec 6, 2004 share this

2. eddy 306 up, 144 down love it hate it

buy eddy mugs, tshirts and magnets
A male with a 10" cock or longer.
That guy has penis like Eddy.
Richard's penis is not Eddy.
by Richard Feb 15, 2005 share this

3. eddy 47 up, 29 down love it hate it

buy eddy mugs, tshirts and magnets
sexy,fine kid who knows how to do his thing right...
makes nilla go ahhhhhhhhh fresh air
811 is the date
Life?
Fraidnot
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States824 Posts
February 09 2010 14:45 GMT
#67
Apparently I have a HUGE penis.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
February 09 2010 14:48 GMT
#68
On February 08 2010 15:27 mOnion wrote:
1. monion

this is so unnecessarily vulgar X_X

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a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it

EX: when m monion and u mom get in on and then we fuck and fuck and fuck


Wait. What?

Is that even...

What?
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 09 2010 14:53 GMT
#69
Eliseo:
Eliseo
1) El Chingon
2) The epitomy of manliness; his cup overfloweth
When Eliseo jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Eliseo.


Kennelie isn't defined yet.
ya had ya shot kid!
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
March 01 2010 06:56 GMT
#70
A Norwegian form for homosexual hip-hop.
Can also be used as a name, but that is used as a insult when the parents hate their child.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11583 Posts
March 01 2010 14:11 GMT
#71
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chris
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
March 01 2010 14:16 GMT
#72
On February 09 2010 23:48 DivinO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2010 15:27 mOnion wrote:
1. monion

this is so unnecessarily vulgar X_X

+ Show Spoiler +

a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it

EX: when m monion and u mom get in on and then we fuck and fuck and fuck


Wait. What?

Is that even...

What?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
posting on liquid sites in current year
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
March 01 2010 14:17 GMT
#73
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1. Peter 1896 up, 795 down love it hate it


Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.
'I love Peter.'
'Same, he's a great guy.'
lovely sweet lush gorgeous peter
by Dah-ling Jan 12, 2008 share this

2. peter 1726 up, 696 down love it hate it


machine, sexy, hot and makes girls go crazy
peter sure knows how to drive me insane
hot sexy machine yum crazy
by mumfi Dec 10, 2007 share this

Yeah, that's pretty much me. =D
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