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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 05:56:10
February 08 2010 05:55 GMT
#1
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, and look at the results.

A friend of mine linked me to mine. It's fucking hilarious.

Mine

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1. A unisex name, generally male however, of Scottish origin. It means "little hollow."
Generally a man of great character, possessed of a fabulous sexual magnitism. Courageous, your quintessential knight-in-shining armor type.
Example: "Logan is the perfect boyfriend."

2. The hottest guy alive.
The kind of guy that will rock YOUR world.
Dude, he's such a logan

3. the sexiest man in the world!
David Hasselhoff is a logan!

4. Logan

L: Laughable.
O: Original.
G: Goofy.
A: An Addicting Person / Amazing Kisser.
N: Nice.

5. Cutest boy alive. The hopeless romantic type. Takes you for long walks on the beach, and slips cute little notes into your back pocket when he hugs you goodbye. No other boy like him, and he's got some amazing eyes.
Logan is my knight in shining armor. Hes the perfect boyfriend.

6. A creature lurking around somewhere in the Romanian countryside. Logan is a sexlicious man-beast.

Logan has wings made of chocolate.
"Okay kids, your father's going to tell you the story of the time he encountered the Logan! Yeah, I know....wow."

7. An eponym: the SI unit for measuring penis (1 Logan= pi inches of penis). The original Logan was a member of the Harvard Glee Club sometime in the mid-90s.
The average erect male penis measures 2 Logans in length and 1/2 Logan in diameter.

I am soft-packing for that coveted 3-Logan look.


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OMin
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States545 Posts
February 08 2010 05:57 GMT
#2
mine wasnt in there
BumbleB
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada49 Posts
February 08 2010 05:59 GMT
#3
I am slang for a Bong and a Blowjob. I like recieving both.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#4
On February 08 2010 14:57 OMin wrote:
mine wasnt in there

Shitty.....
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YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:03:02
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#5
Ahh.. Urbandictionary.... Yeeeears back my buddies played a joke on me by putting this on urbandictionary:

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Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick
30 up, 29 down
buy dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick mugs, tshirts and magnets
Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA
Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

then another one,

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick&defid=1183685

.cheesewank
14 up, 4 down
buy cheesewank mugs, tshirts and magnets
A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheesewank


I tried to get them back by posting my own definitions but didn't get accepted at all -_-;;.
What baffles me more is that, people gave 30 thumb ups for the first one and 14 thumbs ups for the second one.

Oh, forgot to mention, yes my name is Steve Na.
IUFam Golf Wang~ NrGsteve
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#6
1. One Damn Sexy Mother Fucker.
I am so Elias

2. The sexiest man alive. EVER
That ballarino is Elias

3. The smartest, coolest, sexiest man alive on the planets earth and mars.
i am looking elias today

4. Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.
I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!

5. A fox-demon so adorably cute that you just wanna punch him upside the cranium.

Look up "Shippo"
Wow, he has ears and a tail like a Fox, His name must be Elias o.o
shippo kon fox demon your mom pwned

6. 1. knowledgeable in a wide variety of fields, especially language
2. to desire another's wife
1. He is really an elias and can offer you a long lesson on at least seven languages.
2. His elias for Mrs. Tiefenthaler is actually quite humorous.


7. 1. A kick ass song by a kick ass band, Dispatch.
2. Some kid I knew in college; Heather's brother
1. Have you heard that song Elias? It kicks ass!
2. I saw Elias picking his nose the other day.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#7
Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M

Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
Crimson
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States311 Posts
February 08 2010 06:02 GMT
#8
2.chris
slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
Example: "oh man I wish I had a chris in me."
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 08 2010 06:03 GMT
#9
2. Very intelligent, attractive, naturally interesting. Cool without trying.
How does he do it? He is such an alfred.

3.an albino that goes to school even though he has a 0.10 gpa.
A:man i didn't do my homeowrk and i'm feeling albino
B:oh no you're turning into an alfred.

LOL
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:06:09
February 08 2010 06:04 GMT
#10
On February 08 2010 15:02 YoonHo wrote:
Ahh.. Urbandictionary.... Yeeeears back my buddies played a joke on me by putting this on urbandictionary:

+ Show Spoiler +
Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick
30 up, 29 down
buy dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick mugs, tshirts and magnets
Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA
Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

then another one,

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick&defid=1183685

.cheesewank
14 up, 4 down
buy cheesewank mugs, tshirts and magnets
A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheesewank


I tried to get them back by posting my own definitions but didn't get accepted at all -_-;;.
What baffles me more is that, people gave 30 thumb ups for the first one and 14 thumbs ups for the second one.

Oh, forgot to mention, yes my name is Steve Na.


wtf i know someone called steve na. o_O
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:09:00
February 08 2010 06:07 GMT
#11
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nick


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the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased.

A business man, who likes to get down and dirty with his girlfriend on his desk all night, so that the neighbours hear.

a common misunderstood person, that doesnt give a second thought to just about anything and acts on impulse 98% of the time

the name of a guy who you could puke in his car and he'd be cool with it.


Wow, word about my enormous penis really got around fast.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
February 08 2010 06:07 GMT
#12
a very sexy man beast .... and then it goes down hill from there.

im a man whore T.T
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
February 08 2010 06:09 GMT
#13
1 - Bryan
A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the niggas and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to niggas AND speak 'white'
White Kid 1: Oh no I sense that Bryan is making his way here
(The Bryan walks up)
White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker arse!
(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)

Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn nigga! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh"

2 - Bryan
the best person in the world. he's one in a million. he's polite, kind, thoughtful, and freaking hilarious. there is never going to be anyone like him. i love him more than any boy.
person one- 'hey are you hanging out with bryan today?'

person two- 'hell yeah i am. he totally rocks.'

person one- 'yeah...thats what i thought.'

3 - Bryan
the coolest cat you will ever meet.
Dude: Yo man, that was awesome

Other Dude: Yea, that guy totally pulled a Bryan


wtf? LOL the rest are pretty positive.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
February 08 2010 06:09 GMT
#14
The first few pages of mine were all positive and 100% true about me.

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect


Yeah, totally accurate.
♞
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
February 08 2010 06:17 GMT
#15
Matt:


"ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed."

urbandictionary wouldn't lie...
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1842 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:42:12
February 08 2010 06:17 GMT
#16
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1. short or slang expression for a 100(hundred)-dollar-bill 'cause Benjamin Franklin's face is on the front side of it
what is in this bag?--it's full of benjamins!

2. The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.

3. hebrew name meaning

"the son of the right hand"

See example

benjamin is such a nazi, I cant believe he is a jew

4. An awesomely cool guy that seems to attract alot of good friends. a very nice person to be around, and is not afraid to be himself. Benjamin's tend to be out going, a little cheeky, and they are always smiling. Almost like a golden retriever! They are very hard to tick off, and when they do get mad, they are quick to get over them selves.
Wow, that guy is just radiating Benjaminness!!

5. In some areas of the UK to benjamin something is to make love with it. A benjamin with 3 or more people is called 'A Big Bad Benjamin.'
"Whoa, that was one good Benjamin."

6. A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
Benjamin,Intriguing, kind-hearted, genuine

7. Some dude who gets too much whoopie!
Damn, Benjamin just tapped that one bitch!


This made me look up the meaning of my name. Do that too. I had no idea my name was so badass.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:21:51
February 08 2010 06:21 GMT
#17
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=joshua
Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.

My boyfriend is an absolute Joshua.


seems pretty accurate
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
February 08 2010 06:23 GMT
#18
LOL. This is hilarious!










Oh wait, this wasnt posted 4 years ago.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
BreaK
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada890 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 06:23:33
February 08 2010 06:23 GMT
#19
1.Thomas
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

2. Thomas
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
"That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him."

3. Thomas
A form of tank engine
"hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night?"

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Fuck yeah!
formerly ClouD.BreaK ~ gogo KTF! & Liquid!
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
February 08 2010 06:27 GMT
#20
1. monion

this is so unnecessarily vulgar X_X

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a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it

EX: when m monion and u mom get in on and then we fuck and fuck and fuck
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