Any underwater basket-weaving enthusiasts? - Page 12
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Hi, I am Krishanu Ray, head manager of professional UWBWer Aditya Kashyap of Swaziland. As his personal assistant, I find the flow of this thread quite irritating. I wonder why you guys take such pleasure at degrading my most beloved and legitimate sport. What makes you think that underwater basketweaving is not plausible? It has certainly been broadcasted many times on TV, at least on NBSS (National Broadcasting Station of Swaziland). In Africa, especially the southeastern parts, underwater basketweaving has risen to a prominent sport recently. Due to continued draught in the vast savannahs of this area, people are having difficulty maintaining the correct moisture levels on their skin. This is because the air contains way too many dust particles in comparison to the concentration of water vapor. Hence when water is supplied to these dry villages, we like to weave baskets underwater, as it serves the dual purpose of creating new baskets for sorghum storage as well as healing our cracked hands. Because underwater basketweaving has become so popular due to its amiable quality of giving its proponents a satisfaction of cooling off their cracked hands, competition as a form of sustainable entertainment has also arisen. Thus underwater basketweaving interzonal competitions may be taken as a ramification of this very necessary sport in Africa. Since then, other specialists have surfaced from other areas of the globe such as Madagascar (which of course, sustains a population natively derived from Indonesia, just proving the global appeal of UWBW to all ethnicities), developing the interzonal competition into a major global festival, at least among its many practitioners. In conclusion, I propose a mutual compact based on trust and the love for humanity as a whole: I respect your sport Starcraft; and you, as good-hearted members of this globe, please embrace our beloved sport of underwater basketweaving. Sincerely, Krishanu Ray, head manager of Aditya Kashyap, 2-time champion of the National Swaziland Underwater Basketweaving League | ||
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On July 31 2005 22:58 mf.dink wrote: i concur hmm then why would you add a new post 5 days after something was closed.... | ||
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