EPT(,,, seriously, start playing the iCJug maps instead of that stupid 1v1 xel naga map thing)
relevant replay: http://www.sendspace.com/file/rip205
Time index: ~7:20 in the NE main base. One of the probes will be selected after the surrender and queue a pylon to build, which will happen the instant before the workers are removed from the game to make way for the next round.
So I'm playing an obs game with some fellow nerds who apparently speak Chinese. Since I can also do the putonghua, I start saying random things and when my turn comes up, I smack talk.
I didn't really notice it at the time (I just figured I was missing a lot of my timings), but he has his Gateway finishing at the same time that my gateway is starting!
Not only that, but his Cybernetics core is finished right before I get mine even started!
I gg'd after he started spamming proxy pylons next to my mineral line since, like a rape victim, I very much knew all to well what was going to happen next long before it actually came to pass.
After I gg, I spend my time trying to ask in Chinese what his build was, because I had thought that that was a pretty epic build order, actually... having Warp gate tech finished around the time that I had mine started, you know? That'd be a pretty powerful strategy... and since I figured that these guys were from the Chinese server, they'd have crazy new builds like this for me to learn from!
Of course they stay silent throughout the entire time, so I simply decided instead to just check the replay afterward, when all of a sudden... well, watch the replay.
Long story short: Chinese people are big fat cheaters! (They're also really good at cheesing)
