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motbob
United States12546 Posts
A lot of times on TL, there are girl blogs about people not being able to "break the friend zone," that is, to get romantically involved with a girl who sees you "just as a friend." Well, to buck the trend, I'm here to tell the story of how I managed to do just that.
I went to school with this really close group of friends. Our school was private and kind of religious, so there were a lot of rules that you wouldn't have to deal with in other schools. But we grew up together, got in trouble together, and there was this one girl in particular who I was really into. She was the smartest of the group by far and ran circles around the rest of us when it came to just overall general knowledge. I can't begin to tell you how many times she got us out of trouble.
Anyways the three of us decided to drop out of school our last year. I mean my parents weren't really happy about it, but there was a really bad organized crime problem at the time and my group had gotten in bad with them. I always figured she was more into the popular guy and it really pissed me off. Nearly ended my friendship with the both of them my jealousy did.
Everything worked out in the end, popular guy ended up with my sister instead and I got the girl! After he killed Voldemort things got pretty boring though.
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Lmao. Got suspicious at the "popular guy ended up banging my sister instead" part. That's funny.
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I was hoping this was a real girl blog so I could quote baller.
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Haha, reminds me of the story of Han Solo.
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God damn you for making me think someone had finally done what was once thought impossible. -_-
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Canada8028 Posts
Reminds me of that Scooby Doo thing.
On January 31 2011 14:27 HazMat wrote:
Haha, reminds me of the story of Han Solo.
Han Solo is a hundred times manlier than Ron is.
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Harry Potter, you MUTHAFUCKAH, lol totally got me.
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Oh jesus. You had me going.
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ROFL
I always thought about this when watching the later harry potter movies
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I wonder If I would have gotten it if I had read all of the books, probably not.
After reading the first line I thought "man, there seem to be a general upward trend in the girl blogs. Maybe the collective TL hive mind has finally solved the girl enigma."
lol, ya right.
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Aw why'd you take out "banged"?
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USA5860 Posts
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LOLLLLLLLLLLL oh god and here i was expecting a whiny blog about some girl who friend-zoned you, all I was all ready to craft some witty reply, and then I got made look silly.
Seriously I didn't even catch on until Voldemort came along.
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haha i already had hermione in mind before reading the end
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