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motbob
United States12546 Posts
A lot of times on TL, there are girl blogs about people not being able to "break the friend zone," that is, to get romantically involved with a girl who sees you "just as a friend." Well, to buck the trend, I'm here to tell the story of how I managed to do just that.
I went to school with this really close group of friends. Our school was private and kind of religious, so there were a lot of rules that you wouldn't have to deal with in other schools. But we grew up together, got in trouble together, and there was this one girl in particular who I was really into. She was the smartest of the group by far and ran circles around the rest of us when it came to just overall general knowledge. I can't begin to tell you how many times she got us out of trouble.
Anyways the three of us decided to drop out of school our last year. I mean my parents weren't really happy about it, but there was a really bad organized crime problem at the time and my group had gotten in bad with them. I always figured she was more into the popular guy and it really pissed me off. Nearly ended my friendship with the both of them my jealousy did.
Everything worked out in the end, popular guy ended up with my sister instead and I got the girl! After he killed Voldemort things got pretty boring though.
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Lmao. Got suspicious at the "popular guy ended up banging my sister instead" part. That's funny.
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I was hoping this was a real girl blog so I could quote baller.
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Haha, reminds me of the story of Han Solo.
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God damn you for making me think someone had finally done what was once thought impossible. -_-
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Canada8031 Posts
Reminds me of that Scooby Doo thing.
On January 31 2011 14:27 HazMat wrote:
Haha, reminds me of the story of Han Solo.
Han Solo is a hundred times manlier than Ron is.
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Harry Potter, you MUTHAFUCKAH, lol totally got me.
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Oh jesus. You had me going.
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ROFL
I always thought about this when watching the later harry potter movies
10/10
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I wonder If I would have gotten it if I had read all of the books, probably not.
After reading the first line I thought "man, there seem to be a general upward trend in the girl blogs. Maybe the collective TL hive mind has finally solved the girl enigma."
lol, ya right.
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Aw why'd you take out "banged"?
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LOLLLLLLLLLLL oh god and here i was expecting a whiny blog about some girl who friend-zoned you, all I was all ready to craft some witty reply, and then I got made look silly.
Seriously I didn't even catch on until Voldemort came along.
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haha i already had hermione in mind before reading the end
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United States10328 Posts
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good troll, would read again, A+
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Knew I was about to get trolled when I saw it was Motbob.
Well played, sir.
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WHAT!?
Spoilers!!
I was reading the last book when I saw this, now I know the ending.
jkjk I loled
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What a weasley trick you've pulled!
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bullshit gingers dont get the girl I know this
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u sir got me good 
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Blog post of the year wow that was awesome.
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wow...............wtf man......
hahah congrats on the new icon!
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Oh man, I didn't see that coming for miles. That was so funny!
I need to read more of reddit now.
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Hot damn, you got me.
This is better than those stories about Scooby-Doo. I forget what it's about, but he ends up describing the mystery machine, an annoying dog, etc. etc.
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FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I didn't catch on until the very last sentence.
God damnit motbob
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LOL, totally got me, damn nice troll. 
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10/10
Had me completely tricked!
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haha you guys! When I read that they all dropped out of school together on the last year, I was like, "who the hell drops out of school together, that's the most retarded thing ever."
And then I scrolled down right away and saw Voldemort lol. And I only really read up to goblet of fire.
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I unfortunately read the last sentence before the rest of it. D: But it was still incredible despite that. You, sir, are a hero.
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Gee Gee  Loved it I'm gonna have to share this.
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Canada11367 Posts
Haha, I actually read through to the end and was thinking. Huh, the actual getting the girl part was really short, maybe the spoiler contains the rest of the story. Wait. What did I just read? Voldemort?
:S
I've been had.
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On January 31 2011 14:31 LazyMacro wrote:
God damn you for making me think someone had finally done what was once thought impossible. -_-
Yeah same here, I was expecting some cool story of how "he" broke this barrier then I ended up getting mindfucked. GJ 5/5 <3
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wow you got me nice job 5/5
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Lol reminds me of the pokemon master story that was on 4chan
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You think your life was bad, Well FUCK YOU, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit yo unot. My entire adolescence was moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.
You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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Hyrule19124 Posts
oh notblob
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ronrolled? you got weasl'd?
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On January 31 2011 15:58 orz.fail wrote:
Oh man, I didn't see that coming for miles.
that's because he wore the condom of invisibility.
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Hahaha, wow...had me until the end. 5/5
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jokkes, took me a second read to realize you were talking about Ron tho... lol
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god damn i did not expect that
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I never read or saw a harry potter thing so I don't get it.
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How did I not get this right away T_T you got me until the last sentence. And I call myself a HP fan.
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Haha son of a dog! Can't believe I fell for that one. I got Bel Air'd.
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LOL. I remembered reading something similar about Pokemon. Nice one!
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EPT
