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On January 31 2011 14:31 LazyMacro wrote: God damn you for making me think someone had finally done what was once thought impossible. -_- Yeah same here, I was expecting some cool story of how "he" broke this barrier then I ended up getting mindfucked. GJ 5/5 <3
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wow you got me nice job 5/5
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Lol reminds me of the pokemon master story that was on 4chan
+ Show Spoiler [ said story] + You think your life was bad, Well FUCK YOU, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit yo unot. My entire adolescence was moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.
You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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Hyrule18904 Posts
oh notblob
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ronrolled? you got weasl'd?
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On January 31 2011 15:58 orz.fail wrote: Oh man, I didn't see that coming for miles.
that's because he wore the condom of invisibility.
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Hahaha, wow...had me until the end. 5/5
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jokkes, took me a second read to realize you were talking about Ron tho... lol
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god damn i did not expect that
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I never read or saw a harry potter thing so I don't get it.
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How did I not get this right away T_T you got me until the last sentence. And I call myself a HP fan.
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Haha son of a dog! Can't believe I fell for that one. I got Bel Air'd.
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LOL. I remembered reading something similar about Pokemon. Nice one!
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