And so the other weekend, I played in a singles tournament and finally won a finals, in decent fashion too. The guy was blind (literally because he didn't wear his glasses going into the match) and questioned my calls.
So after putting up with it, I decided to win 6-2, 6-3 with an underhand serve (my signature move) on match point to rub salt on the wound.
With my newly found first place plaque, I finally have a "gold medal" to go into my trophy case of all silvers.
Yes...This has become my Incruit OSL. Now I am the real Dinotoss of tennis.