EPTHe was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man microin' those mutals and shootin' them hot.
And the devil jumped up on a PC Bang chair and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a StarCraft player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you micro a pretty good zergling, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a keyboard of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Jaedong and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Jaedong you put in those 'phones and hit your keyboard hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Seoul and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny keyboard made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his keyboard bag and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his PSU as he plugged in down real low.
And he hit his fingers across the keys and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demon girls screamed loud and it would make a worse man miss.
When the devil warmed up, Jaedong said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
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The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden keyboard on the ground at Jaedong's feet.
Jaedong said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he opened 4pool in first set, run boys, run.
Lings all up in your base, gonna have some fun.
Mutas in the main land, scvs a dead man.
Flash, will your rush bite? No, child no.
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