I always head to the grocery store when I'm feeling lonely, not just to buy Doritos and Pepsi Max, I also like walking the aisles and throw glances at other shoppers and just try to figure out whats going on in their heads. Once in a while there's someone that captures both my attention and imagination. There was this midget one time purchasing a humongous bag of pasta, it was the size of his whole body. When he picked it up and placed it in his children's cart I was completely absorbed in the scene. I started following him around in hope to find out more about his shopping habits, but he headed straight for the checkout line. To my great disappointment that bag of pasta was all that he purchased.
Now this afternoon I saw this black guy who not only was shopping for Gluten Free products just like me, but also had his two small children with him, that both wore exceptionally fashionable jeans and jeans jackets. Our eyes met shortly thereafter, and being a white male I made sure to give him a slight nod, so he knew I wasn't a racist. I then saw that he was heading towards the bread section, so I took a different route to make sure that I would pass him once again. My plan worked perfectly and as I walked passed him for the second time our eyes once again met, and I gave him one more nod, this time while slightly smiling.
Now that I'm home I recall this meeting and can't help think about his beautiful thick hair and chiseled chin bones. This was clearly a pure bred black man, dark as the night.
On October 04 2016 07:09 JacobShock wrote: Thank! Now I know if I ever accidentally say something offensive I'll just give everyone in the room a nod to let them know I'm not really a bigot.
Make sure you so the right type of nod or you could make things worse.
when i was 12 i had a crush on a ~35 year old woman on my paper/flyer route. one time she came to her front door with just her bra and underwear on. i was in awe. it changed the course of my life forever. she is black. i went out with her oldest daughter for a while 5+ years later when i was in my last year of high school. she was one of the hottest girls in the school and the main reason i got her was i was driving an (illegally modified) Camaro Z28 that could go a quarter mile in less than 12 seconds. ~10 years after that i went out with her youngest daughter. She is an upper-middle school teacher and part time judo instructor and very yummy. Never got what i really wanted though. my life is a sad story of unrequited love.
right around the time i was crushing on the woman in my flyer route i saw the greatest movie ever made : "Jackie Brown". It was just too much for my little mind to handle. my life is a sad story of unrequited love.
This is where the "Jackie Brown" character in the 1997 movie came from...
Pamela Grier is the hottest woman to ever walk the face of God's Green Earth.