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Phyanketto
United States505 Posts
I hate my life. So, let me explain how my summer has gone. I started looking for a job in my town starting in february, despite not getting out of university for the summer (I haven't graduated yet) until the beginning of March. Little did I know my dad had signed me up to work at his company in the factory. Now, ordinarily, this wouldn't be so bad, but the job is minimum wage (7.25 USD). Again, not too bad, except, the factory job is really really labor intensive, dirty, and the plant is unairconditioned. In Ala-fucking-bama. In the summer. Okay, you're thinking, "man, that's not a good job, why do it?" Well, my dad signed me up for it, and it would cost him his corporate reputation if I quit. So, if I quit, I fuck him over. Keep in mind, he signed me up for this without my knowledge or consent. The worst part is that there is an HOUR AND FUCKING HALF COMMUTE. TO A MINIMUM WAGE FACTORY JOB. FROM A STATE THAT DOESN'T HAVE INCOME TAX INTO ONE THAT FUCKING DOES. Moreover, this does absofuckinglutely nothing for my resume, which I'm going to need if I'm going to get into law school. Which, might I add, I'm studying for the LSAT all summer with what little free time I have. I'm already out of the house 60 hours a week, and what's left is studying. Further, I've been scrimping and saving for a car for years. Years. I deny myself anything nice so that I can have a beat up old shitbox to get from A to B. And just when I finally start looking (I'm about to be 21 fucking years old, that's how ridiculous this is), my dad reminds me that all the money I'm making this summer, and all the money I have saved... Need to pay for school. This was not part of the plan, but my house got flooded, and our family was given fuckall because FEMA doesn't care about us, since we're not going to help their philanthropist agency image. When it's all said and done, the amount I'll have in my bank account after I pay for school is.... $0. Exactly $0. In other words, I keep getting fucked. Oh, by the way, I can't get fucked. Yeah, that's right, I'm gay, with extremely homophobic dad leaving an open-ended threat to kick out any gay offspring. So, not only do I not have time to try to meet people, I can't even express a desire to. Possibly the worst part is that my parents basically just poo-poo my suffering. "Yeah, it's crappy, but it's nothing compared to when *I* was a kid..." Well, fuck you both, neither of you two worked their asses off since age 7 to get straight A's, graduate from IB, and get into a good college, which, spoilers, I can't fucking afford if it wasn't for my god damned merit-based scholarships. So if I fuck up once, I'm done. All my work for nothing. I'm trapped in a fucking glass jar and I can't do anything to get out. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
I am procrastinating so hard right now. Fuck it, let's get to work. | ||
nunez
Norway4003 Posts
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Skynx
Turkey7150 Posts
FUCK YOU AVILO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU | ||
Adrian_mx
Mexico1880 Posts
HOLY FUUUCK i think I need my own place now, Im 20 years old and I cant seem to ever get away from my family, and when I do Im working or at the gym, which is good for me dont really cuurrr. OH AND FUCK THE CASINOOOO, I gotta stop going there lost 160$ in 2 days. Dumb but oh well money comes and goes. Maybe I shouls go back to my blog, i think thatll help me i think. Maybe not i dont have anger, i dot believe in stress. Im just annoyed thats all. | ||
Ayaz2810
United States2763 Posts
I was at work today and some fucking lady came in with her ~9 year old daughter. And while she was having physical therapy she made her daughter sit and read the bible to her out loud. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LET THEIR KIDS BE FUCKING KIDS? WHY DO YOU IMPOSE YOUR RELIGION, POLITICS, RACISM, AND OTHER STUPID SHIT ONTO YOUR KIDS. YOU ARE DESTROYING THEM. As a father it drives me apeshit when people try to turn their kids into tiny clones of themselves. It's one thing to have values, it's another to pound stupid shit into their heads all day every day and brainwash them. It's sad. Fucking sad. | ||
Skynx
Turkey7150 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Exactly my thoughts, fking retards killing the thread. Save us ninazerg! | ||
jeeeeohn
United States1343 Posts
Fuck this fucking game. I haven't played in over a year and now I can't play without raging. Can't even enjoy winning for fuck's sake, and everything makes me mad. Edit: I don't know why or how, but Starcraft II at some point got hold of that part of my brain that controls my self-esteem or something, because when even the slightest thing goes wrong it just makes me feel fucking worthless. I don't get it. It's just a game. It should be fun. When I think about playing it I think it'll be fun, but I just end up raging so hard, not just at the game, but at myself too. Like I just had a game where someone snuck a pylon in my base and started warping in Stalkers. I was on three bases (two of them saturated), and they were on one base. I didn't have ling speed yet so I ended up fucking chasing around blink stalkers with slow lings for 6 minutes while they slowly pecked away at my lair, which they eventually killed. So you can guess at this point that I was feeling pretty fucking stupid and emasculated and all that good stuff, when I did a small counter attack with what lings I had left and found out he didn't have jack shit to defend. I expected a wall of cannons but didn't find not damn one. Meanwhile I had a huge bank and two bases and was rebuilding my lair. So long story short I won quite handily, but I still felt really terrible, which prompted this rant. I dunno, whatever. Edi2: Reminds me of this blog post I wrote a long time ago on a similar subject, which Day9 actually responded to with some really helpful advice. I'm not hitting myself anymore, so that's good. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/292188-self-punishment-should-i-stop-playing | ||
Zoundsforsook
Scotland636 Posts
Comments sections. Why are they always so bad? Why do I always read them? | ||
Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
If you intentionally bought an automatic soap dispenser, fuck you. If you touch it you're about to wash your hands, what does it matter if you get your hands dirty, they already probably are and you're about to fix it for fuck's sake. But no, you're there, blowing batteries on a worthless product that does something that you really don't need, and when it breaks or runs out of batteries well aren't you just fucked, and you deserve it, and I hope you die of salmonella or someone you love does and you go to jail for life for criminal negligence.* I think that soap dispensers should come covered in salmonella just so you know how badass their soap is. Dab your hand in salmonella, wash your hands, tada, salmonella dead. You won, and you didn't even need a battery powered machine to help you doing it. Welcome to the roughnecks. *: I don't really wish you or anybody harm, especially not if buying the soap dispenser wasn't done without your written consent. ALSO if your radio advertisement has honking or sirens, you're a threat to the security of everyone who's on roads. Honestly wtf? | ||
Dreamer.T
United States3584 Posts
New season gonna start, just got hyped from watching Polt play in the recent WCS AM, and of course stoked to try out the new maps. My goal is to get back into Masters this season. But there's a problem. I have a fucking loaded second summer session with 12 credit hours worth of work to do crammed in a tiny 1 1/2 month period. Fuck my life, and fuck learning the value of priorities. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
The counter the image thread is fucking retarded. It isn't even right for me to carry this level of outrage for an image thread, because image threads, by nature, always escalate from being funny to nuclear shit bomb, which is like a nuclear bomb, but with shit. A regular shit bomb can cover a city block with shit, but a nuclear shit bomb can spread shit over a 10-mile radius, and that thread has definitely gone nuclear with nonsensical "counters", ones that require elaborate explanations, and things that don't counter at all. This doesn't even cover the gross over-usage of Magneto, "sexy woman", Ice (yes, ice), nuclear explosion (I did this once, but posted awesome gif), and missile turret. Now it is my honor to present to you The Very Worst of The Counter The Image Thread, please enjoy: + Show Spoiler + On June 17 2014 23:38 crayhasissues wrote: Yes, you are seeing this correctly. The counter to HEROIN is Iron Man. Why? Well, I guess you can't stick the needle in his arm if he's wearing the metal suit, so, good job, WonnaPlay, you've done... something. Possible better counters: Nancy Reagan (just say 'no'), This Is Your Brain On Drugs, Hank Schrader + Show Spoiler + On June 18 2014 09:09 MrMatt wrote: On June 18 2014 10:02 GreenHorizons wrote: "Condom Man" A classic case of Magneto-over-usage. However, it works. What doesn't work is fuckin' Condom-Man, who is so stupid that he requires an explanation of what he is. And how exactly is Condom-Man a counter to Magneto? Maybe if Magneto's dad wore a condom, Magneto wouldn't have been born. Possible better counters: A burning X-Men comic book + Show Spoiler + On June 18 2014 20:43 Laserist wrote: + Show Spoiler + On June 18 2014 20:30 odem wrote: am i doin this rite? Very close until.. On June 18 2014 21:30 Poffel wrote: No, that's idiotic. Vitamin donuts do not counter the police arresting a suspect. Possible better counters: Any lawyer character, NWA + Show Spoiler + On June 19 2014 16:32 ninazerg wrote: On June 19 2014 16:34 Shock710 wrote: Sorry, Shock710, I think you're awesome, but this makes no goddamn sense. Possible better counters: Okay, it kind of makes sense because his hand is cut off, but he still can scrape paint with his other hand. The correct answer to paint-scraper is nude body art, because how are they going to scrape the paint off a person? They can't. + Show Spoiler + On June 20 2014 04:56 3FFA wrote: So Batmen are countered by a siege tank rush? No, that's fucking stupid. Get out of the world. Possible better counters: Goku. + Show Spoiler + The thread was going good again for awhile until... On June 27 2014 01:33 ElMeanYo wrote: On June 27 2014 01:49 urboss wrote: Wrong. "random guy" does not counter molotov cocktail. Possible better counters: Pretty much anything fire-proof. + Show Spoiler + On June 27 2014 09:44 Zealotdriver wrote: God damn retards shitting up the thread with random bullshit images. Learn to play, it's not a complex game. IMO, people should quote the image they are countering. Here's a new start. Chocolate ice cream, by no means, will ever counter a tsunami. Even posting Magneto would work better here. Also, don't fucking go "Let's start all over". Just smash the terrible counter with a good counter. Possible better counters: Don't worry, someone else took care of the counter already, thank God. + Show Spoiler + On June 27 2014 22:19 FFW_Rude wrote: Still working ! On June 27 2014 22:22 urboss wrote: Bloodhound Gang doesn't counter solar panels. Possible better counters: Darkness, solar eclipse, blowing up the sun, a cloud, which someone took care of by usurping urboss' terrible terrible posts. + Show Spoiler + On June 27 2014 23:06 urboss wrote: This game is no fun if you need to explain things Bloodhound Gang --> Greatest Hit: "The Roof is on Fire" --> Image is showing a roof urboss, indignant that his retarded counter was dismissed, says that the game is no fun if you have to explain things, then explains things, therefore, urboss is taking the fun out of the game. And I agree with him. urboss, stop posting in the thread, please. Just stop. + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 18:18 The_Templar wrote: On June 28 2014 18:24 KelsierSC wrote: Lizard does not counter paper. Maybe is some parallel universe it does, but we live in this version of the universe, so lizard is invalid. Possible better counters: Scissors, fire, paper shredder, a picture of someone eating paper, pretty much anything cuz paper is fucking weak. + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 18:27 KelsierSC wrote: On June 28 2014 18:29 urboss wrote: HIGH-FIVE! THAT TOTALLY COUNTERS SPOCK. Except it doesn't. Another worthless contribution to the thread. Possible better counters: I was trying to think of something funny to counter Spock. I never really came up with anything, so I was going to instead counter is hand gesture with a more difficult hand gesture. Or someone breaking someone's fingers. Or someone with three fingers. But since Disarmed doesn't know what a counter is, he just saw a hand and was like "HIGH FIVE, DUDE". + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 18:39 ninazerg wrote: On June 28 2014 18:40 Disarmed wrote: NINJA No way The most stupid counter in human history. Mortal Kombat doesn't counter Jabba the Hutt. What Disarmed was attempting to counter was an image that was already countered by several images, which was some robot vs human tangent that we got off into. His argument later was that Sub-Zero is a robot, which is wrong. You can just google Sub-Zero and see that he's clearly not a robot, and that Disarmed is completely and absolutely terrible at this game. Possible better counters: Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia choking Jabba to death + Show Spoiler + Here is some hilarious discourse with Disarmed. On June 28 2014 18:50 ninazerg wrote: It's Michael Bay. And Mortal Kombat does not counter Jabba the Hutt or fat guy with bikini model, so get out of the universe. On June 28 2014 18:52 urboss wrote: Shut up and post pictures Later... On June 28 2014 18:54 Disarmed wrote: 1) mortal kombat (quan chi to be exact) was a counter to your robot bed scene cause he was up against sub zero 2)your melon cat didn't make fucking sense 3) don't bring up nationalities 4) take a chill pill 5) On June 28 2014 22:02 Disarmed wrote: sorry you are not to decide im glad some ppl are beyond wave beats campfire On July 01 2014 16:22 Disarmed wrote: @NewSunshine ok maybe I've been too salty, sorry...i think lately there have been some good ones and some bad ones ill give you that i think that it doesn't automatically Dq a picture when it needs explanation, bc it is so next level....like the crunch bar that countered the big bang, this is hard to understand but so fucking cool @ninazerg dude you're just licking your wounds from the time i cooked your turtle My reply: Shut up and post pictures. If you think your counter is 'next level' because it sucks, then you probably need a lobotomy. Reference: Turtle soup (gross) On June 28 2014 19:14 Disarmed wrote: edit: pokemon, rock paper scissors and fire/water getting kinda old Turtle pie (delicious) On June 28 2014 19:16 ninazerg wrote: Turtle pie On June 28 2014 19:18 Disarmed wrote: talk about austrians not getting the game.... I guess my counters are too "next level" for you. Not to mention that turtle pie was actually used earlier in the thread to counter "ban hammer" (which, incidentally, makes no sense): On June 19 2014 15:51 Deleuze wrote: So please, fall off a cliff. + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 22:42 Disarmed wrote: STAHPPPP!!! fresh start: what counters a line? The thread was actually progressing normally, but Disarmed decided that it was time to step in to the funny counters to say 'stahp'. The last post was a baby with a machine gun. Just post a picture of some kind of cyborg-laser-baby. Meta: Maybe this was a meta-counter, where Disarmed was countering the baby by being a bigger baby. + Show Spoiler [okay fuck this] + On July 01 2014 16:30 Disarmed wrote: also: eat shit sharks On July 01 2014 16:43 Slakter wrote: On July 01 2014 16:51 Disarmed wrote: On July 01 2014 17:25 Chairman Ray wrote: Poseidon: Good counter to street sharks. Unnecessary butt-hurt caption from Disarmed. Atheist: Good counter to Poseidon. Korean Pro-Gamer (not sure who, sue me) waving bye: Terrible. Flight simulator graphics glitch: Really terrible. In conclusion: This game was meant to be fun, but you guys fucked it up. Here is my counter to the whole thread: | ||
Epishade
United States2267 Posts
On July 03 2014 07:21 ninazerg wrote: + Show Spoiler + The counter the image thread is fucking retarded. It isn't even right for me to carry this level of outrage for an image thread, because image threads, by nature, always escalate from being funny to nuclear shit bomb, which is like a nuclear bomb, but with shit. A regular shit bomb can cover a city block with shit, but a nuclear shit bomb can spread shit over a 10-mile radius, and that thread has definitely gone nuclear with nonsensical "counters", ones that require elaborate explanations, and things that don't counter at all. This doesn't even cover the gross over-usage of Magneto, "sexy woman", Ice (yes, ice), nuclear explosion (I did this once, but posted awesome gif), and missile turret. Now it is my honor to present to you The Very Worst of The Counter The Image Thread, please enjoy: + Show Spoiler + On June 17 2014 23:38 crayhasissues wrote: Yes, you are seeing this correctly. The counter to HEROIN is Iron Man. Why? Well, I guess you can't stick the needle in his arm if he's wearing the metal suit, so, good job, WonnaPlay, you've done... something. Possible better counters: Nancy Reagan (just say 'no'), This Is Your Brain On Drugs, Hank Schrader + Show Spoiler + On June 18 2014 09:09 MrMatt wrote: On June 18 2014 10:02 GreenHorizons wrote: "Condom Man" A classic case of Magneto-over-usage. However, it works. What doesn't work is fuckin' Condom-Man, who is so stupid that he requires an explanation of what he is. And how exactly is Condom-Man a counter to Magneto? Maybe if Magneto's dad wore a condom, Magneto wouldn't have been born. Possible better counters: A burning X-Men comic book + Show Spoiler + On June 18 2014 20:43 Laserist wrote: + Show Spoiler + On June 18 2014 20:30 odem wrote: am i doin this rite? Very close until.. On June 18 2014 21:30 Poffel wrote: No, that's idiotic. Vitamin donuts do not counter the police arresting a suspect. Possible better counters: Any lawyer character, NWA + Show Spoiler + On June 19 2014 16:32 ninazerg wrote: On June 19 2014 16:34 Shock710 wrote: Sorry, Shock710, I think you're awesome, but this makes no goddamn sense. Possible better counters: Okay, it kind of makes sense because his hand is cut off, but he still can scrape paint with his other hand. The correct answer to paint-scraper is nude body art, because how are they going to scrape the paint off a person? They can't. + Show Spoiler + On June 20 2014 04:56 3FFA wrote: So Batmen are countered by a siege tank rush? No, that's fucking stupid. Get out of the world. Possible better counters: Goku. + Show Spoiler + The thread was going good again for awhile until... On June 27 2014 01:33 ElMeanYo wrote: On June 27 2014 01:49 urboss wrote: Wrong. "random guy" does not counter molotov cocktail. Possible better counters: Pretty much anything fire-proof. + Show Spoiler + On June 27 2014 09:44 Zealotdriver wrote: God damn retards shitting up the thread with random bullshit images. Learn to play, it's not a complex game. IMO, people should quote the image they are countering. Here's a new start. Chocolate ice cream, by no means, will ever counter a tsunami. Even posting Magneto would work better here. Also, don't fucking go "Let's start all over". Just smash the terrible counter with a good counter. Possible better counters: Don't worry, someone else took care of the counter already, thank God. + Show Spoiler + On June 27 2014 22:19 FFW_Rude wrote: Still working ! On June 27 2014 22:22 urboss wrote: Bloodhound Gang doesn't counter solar panels. Possible better counters: Darkness, solar eclipse, blowing up the sun, a butt, which someone took care of by usurping urboss' terrible terrible posts. + Show Spoiler + On June 27 2014 23:06 urboss wrote: This game is no fun if you need to explain things Bloodhound Gang --> Greatest Hit: "The Roof is on Fire" --> Image is showing a roof urboss, indignant that his retarded counter was dismissed, says that the game is no fun if you have to explain things, then explains things, therefore, urboss is taking the fun out of the game. And I agree with him. urboss, stop posting in the thread, please. Just stop. + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 18:18 The_Templar wrote: On June 28 2014 18:24 KelsierSC wrote: Lizard does not counter paper. Maybe is some parallel universe it does, but we live in this version of the universe, so lizard is invalid. Possible better counters: Scissors, fire, paper shredder, a picture of someone eating paper, pretty much anything cuz paper is fucking weak. + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 18:27 KelsierSC wrote: On June 28 2014 18:29 urboss wrote: HIGH-FIVE! THAT TOTALLY COUNTERS SPOCK. Except it doesn't. Another worthless contribution to the thread. Possible better counters: I was trying to think of something funny to counter Spock. I never really came up with anything, so I was going to instead counter is hand gesture with a more difficult hand gesture. Or someone breaking someone's fingers. Or someone with three fingers. But since Disarmed doesn't know what a counter is, he just saw a hand and was like "HIGH FIVE, DUDE". + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 18:39 ninazerg wrote: On June 28 2014 18:40 Disarmed wrote: NINJA No way The most stupid counter in human history. Mortal Kombat doesn't counter Jabba the Hutt. What Disarmed was attempting to counter was an image that was already countered by several images, which was some robot vs human tangent that we got off into. His argument later was that Sub-Zero is a robot, which is wrong. You can just google Sub-Zero and see that he's clearly not a robot, and that Disarmed is completely and absolutely terrible at this game. Possible better counters: Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia choking Jabba to death + Show Spoiler + Here is some hilarious discourse with Disarmed. On June 28 2014 18:50 ninazerg wrote: It's Michael Bay. And Mortal Kombat does not counter Jabba the Hutt or fat guy with bikini model, so get out of the universe. On June 28 2014 18:52 urboss wrote: Shut up and post pictures Later... On June 28 2014 18:54 Disarmed wrote: 1) mortal kombat (quan chi to be exact) was a counter to your robot bed scene cause he was up against sub zero 2)your melon cat didn't make fucking sense 3) don't bring up nationalities 4) take a chill pill 5) On June 28 2014 22:02 Disarmed wrote: sorry you are not to decide im glad some ppl are beyond wave beats campfire On July 01 2014 16:22 Disarmed wrote: @NewSunshine ok maybe I've been too salty, sorry...i think lately there have been some good ones and some bad ones ill give you that i think that it doesn't automatically Dq a picture when it needs explanation, bc it is so next level....like the crunch bar that countered the big bang, this is hard to understand but so fucking cool @ninazerg dude you're just licking your wounds from the time i cooked your turtle My reply: Shut up and post pictures. If you think your counter is 'next level' because it sucks, then you probably need a lobotomy. Reference: Turtle soup (gross) On June 28 2014 19:14 Disarmed wrote: edit: pokemon, rock paper scissors and fire/water getting kinda old Turtle pie (delicious) On June 28 2014 19:16 ninazerg wrote: Turtle pie On June 28 2014 19:18 Disarmed wrote: talk about austrians not getting the game.... I guess my counters are too "next level" for you. Not to mention that turtle pie was actually used earlier in the thread to counter "ban hammer" (which, incidentally, makes no sense): On June 19 2014 15:51 Deleuze wrote: So please, fall off a cliff. + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 22:42 Disarmed wrote: STAHPPPP!!! fresh start: what counters a line? The thread was actually progressing normally, but Disarmed decided that it was time to step in to the funny counters to say 'stahp'. The last post was a baby with a machine gun. Just post a picture of some kind of cyborg-laser-baby. Meta: Maybe this was a meta-counter, where Disarmed was countering the baby by being a bigger baby. + Show Spoiler [okay fuck this] + On July 01 2014 16:30 Disarmed wrote: also: eat shit sharks On July 01 2014 16:43 Slakter wrote: On July 01 2014 16:51 Disarmed wrote: On July 01 2014 17:25 Chairman Ray wrote: Poseidon: Good counter to street sharks. Unnecessary butt-hurt caption from Disarmed. Atheist: Good counter to Poseidon. Korean Pro-Gamer (not sure who, sue me) waving bye: Terrible. Flight simulator graphics glitch: Really terrible. In conclusion: This game was meant to be fun, but you guys fucked it up. Here is my counter to the whole thread: + Show Spoiler + Nina, I couldn't agree more. It was good when it was first bumped earlier last month, but it quickly became a shitstorm after about a week or so and I gave up trying to properly counter anything when people were posting shit that made no sense and barely even vaguely referenced the previous post. Bunch of idiots who didn't know the meaning of "counter" ruined the thread. | ||
Skynx
Turkey7150 Posts
On July 03 2014 12:22 Epishade wrote: + Show Spoiler + Nina, I couldn't agree more. It was good when it was first bumped earlier last month, but it quickly became a shitstorm after about a week or so and I gave up trying to properly counter anything when people were posting shit that made no sense and barely even vaguely referenced the previous post. Bunch of idiots who didn't know the meaning of "counter" ruined the thread. + Show Spoiler + fkin tards, urboss and Disarmed just need to gtfo | ||
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Romania5268 Posts
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The_Templar
your Country52796 Posts
Played a ZvZ. See a FE in cross positions, figured he was going eco, so I macro up. Boom, 25 worker mass roaches. Next game I scout a 1 base play and turtle. Turns out he had 3 CCs in his main. | ||
NewSunshine
United States5869 Posts
On July 03 2014 07:21 ninazerg wrote: + Show Spoiler + The counter the image thread is fucking retarded. It isn't even right for me to carry this level of outrage for an image thread, because image threads, by nature, always escalate from being funny to nuclear shit bomb, which is like a nuclear bomb, but with shit. A regular shit bomb can cover a city block with shit, but a nuclear shit bomb can spread shit over a 10-mile radius, and that thread has definitely gone nuclear with nonsensical "counters", ones that require elaborate explanations, and things that don't counter at all. This doesn't even cover the gross over-usage of Magneto, "sexy woman", Ice (yes, ice), nuclear explosion (I did this once, but posted awesome gif), and missile turret. Now it is my honor to present to you The Very Worst of The Counter The Image Thread, please enjoy: + Show Spoiler + On June 17 2014 23:38 crayhasissues wrote: Yes, you are seeing this correctly. The counter to HEROIN is Iron Man. Why? Well, I guess you can't stick the needle in his arm if he's wearing the metal suit, so, good job, WonnaPlay, you've done... something. Possible better counters: Nancy Reagan (just say 'no'), This Is Your Brain On Drugs, Hank Schrader + Show Spoiler + On June 18 2014 09:09 MrMatt wrote: On June 18 2014 10:02 GreenHorizons wrote: "Condom Man" A classic case of Magneto-over-usage. However, it works. What doesn't work is fuckin' Condom-Man, who is so stupid that he requires an explanation of what he is. And how exactly is Condom-Man a counter to Magneto? Maybe if Magneto's dad wore a condom, Magneto wouldn't have been born. Possible better counters: A burning X-Men comic book + Show Spoiler + On June 18 2014 20:43 Laserist wrote: + Show Spoiler + On June 18 2014 20:30 odem wrote: am i doin this rite? Very close until.. On June 18 2014 21:30 Poffel wrote: No, that's idiotic. Vitamin donuts do not counter the police arresting a suspect. Possible better counters: Any lawyer character, NWA + Show Spoiler + On June 19 2014 16:32 ninazerg wrote: On June 19 2014 16:34 Shock710 wrote: Sorry, Shock710, I think you're awesome, but this makes no goddamn sense. Possible better counters: Okay, it kind of makes sense because his hand is cut off, but he still can scrape paint with his other hand. The correct answer to paint-scraper is nude body art, because how are they going to scrape the paint off a person? They can't. + Show Spoiler + On June 20 2014 04:56 3FFA wrote: So Batmen are countered by a siege tank rush? No, that's fucking stupid. Get out of the world. Possible better counters: Goku. + Show Spoiler + The thread was going good again for awhile until... On June 27 2014 01:33 ElMeanYo wrote: On June 27 2014 01:49 urboss wrote: Wrong. "random guy" does not counter molotov cocktail. Possible better counters: Pretty much anything fire-proof. + Show Spoiler + On June 27 2014 09:44 Zealotdriver wrote: God damn retards shitting up the thread with random bullshit images. Learn to play, it's not a complex game. IMO, people should quote the image they are countering. Here's a new start. Chocolate ice cream, by no means, will ever counter a tsunami. Even posting Magneto would work better here. Also, don't fucking go "Let's start all over". Just smash the terrible counter with a good counter. Possible better counters: Don't worry, someone else took care of the counter already, thank God. + Show Spoiler + On June 27 2014 22:19 FFW_Rude wrote: Still working ! On June 27 2014 22:22 urboss wrote: Bloodhound Gang doesn't counter solar panels. Possible better counters: Darkness, solar eclipse, blowing up the sun, a cloud, which someone took care of by usurping urboss' terrible terrible posts. + Show Spoiler + On June 27 2014 23:06 urboss wrote: This game is no fun if you need to explain things Bloodhound Gang --> Greatest Hit: "The Roof is on Fire" --> Image is showing a roof urboss, indignant that his retarded counter was dismissed, says that the game is no fun if you have to explain things, then explains things, therefore, urboss is taking the fun out of the game. And I agree with him. urboss, stop posting in the thread, please. Just stop. + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 18:18 The_Templar wrote: On June 28 2014 18:24 KelsierSC wrote: Lizard does not counter paper. Maybe is some parallel universe it does, but we live in this version of the universe, so lizard is invalid. Possible better counters: Scissors, fire, paper shredder, a picture of someone eating paper, pretty much anything cuz paper is fucking weak. + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 18:27 KelsierSC wrote: On June 28 2014 18:29 urboss wrote: HIGH-FIVE! THAT TOTALLY COUNTERS SPOCK. Except it doesn't. Another worthless contribution to the thread. Possible better counters: I was trying to think of something funny to counter Spock. I never really came up with anything, so I was going to instead counter is hand gesture with a more difficult hand gesture. Or someone breaking someone's fingers. Or someone with three fingers. But since Disarmed doesn't know what a counter is, he just saw a hand and was like "HIGH FIVE, DUDE". + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 18:39 ninazerg wrote: On June 28 2014 18:40 Disarmed wrote: NINJA No way The most stupid counter in human history. Mortal Kombat doesn't counter Jabba the Hutt. What Disarmed was attempting to counter was an image that was already countered by several images, which was some robot vs human tangent that we got off into. His argument later was that Sub-Zero is a robot, which is wrong. You can just google Sub-Zero and see that he's clearly not a robot, and that Disarmed is completely and absolutely terrible at this game. Possible better counters: Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia choking Jabba to death + Show Spoiler + Here is some hilarious discourse with Disarmed. On June 28 2014 18:50 ninazerg wrote: It's Michael Bay. And Mortal Kombat does not counter Jabba the Hutt or fat guy with bikini model, so get out of the universe. On June 28 2014 18:52 urboss wrote: Shut up and post pictures Later... On June 28 2014 18:54 Disarmed wrote: 1) mortal kombat (quan chi to be exact) was a counter to your robot bed scene cause he was up against sub zero 2)your melon cat didn't make fucking sense 3) don't bring up nationalities 4) take a chill pill 5) On June 28 2014 22:02 Disarmed wrote: sorry you are not to decide im glad some ppl are beyond wave beats campfire On July 01 2014 16:22 Disarmed wrote: @NewSunshine ok maybe I've been too salty, sorry...i think lately there have been some good ones and some bad ones ill give you that i think that it doesn't automatically Dq a picture when it needs explanation, bc it is so next level....like the crunch bar that countered the big bang, this is hard to understand but so fucking cool @ninazerg dude you're just licking your wounds from the time i cooked your turtle My reply: Shut up and post pictures. If you think your counter is 'next level' because it sucks, then you probably need a lobotomy. Reference: Turtle soup (gross) On June 28 2014 19:14 Disarmed wrote: edit: pokemon, rock paper scissors and fire/water getting kinda old Turtle pie (delicious) On June 28 2014 19:16 ninazerg wrote: Turtle pie On June 28 2014 19:18 Disarmed wrote: talk about austrians not getting the game.... I guess my counters are too "next level" for you. Not to mention that turtle pie was actually used earlier in the thread to counter "ban hammer" (which, incidentally, makes no sense): On June 19 2014 15:51 Deleuze wrote: So please, fall off a cliff. + Show Spoiler + On June 28 2014 22:42 Disarmed wrote: STAHPPPP!!! fresh start: what counters a line? The thread was actually progressing normally, but Disarmed decided that it was time to step in to the funny counters to say 'stahp'. The last post was a baby with a machine gun. Just post a picture of some kind of cyborg-laser-baby. Meta: Maybe this was a meta-counter, where Disarmed was countering the baby by being a bigger baby. + Show Spoiler [okay fuck this] + On July 01 2014 16:30 Disarmed wrote: also: eat shit sharks On July 01 2014 16:43 Slakter wrote: On July 01 2014 16:51 Disarmed wrote: On July 01 2014 17:25 Chairman Ray wrote: Poseidon: Good counter to street sharks. Unnecessary butt-hurt caption from Disarmed. Atheist: Good counter to Poseidon. Korean Pro-Gamer (not sure who, sue me) waving bye: Terrible. Flight simulator graphics glitch: Really terrible. In conclusion: This game was meant to be fun, but you guys fucked it up. Here is my counter to the whole thread: + Show Spoiler + Thank you. | ||
Spaylz
Japan1743 Posts
FUCK PATENTS. That is all. | ||
dravernor
Netherlands6175 Posts
wtf is up with so many Australians having really bad grammar and spelling | ||
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