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On March 11 2013 14:44 LML wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2013 14:36 MysteryMeat1 wrote: i would do somethings before you meet her!
1. Make sure she doesn't have a penis. if she doesn't have a penis then proceed to put insert your penor.
Also make sure she actually exists! and it isn't a fake pic. he talked about webcam chats in the op, did you read it?
oops. Skipped over the part where he said web cam chat. But that still doesn't excuse the fact that he doesn't know if she has a penor.
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he may find out the hard way, heh
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On March 11 2013 15:16 LML wrote: he may find out the hard way, heh I see what you did there.
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On March 11 2013 15:16 LML wrote: he may find out the hard way, heh reminded me of this : + Show Spoiler + edit : ah can't embed link which have &t=
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better be careful she doesnt give you something ajax cant take off bro.
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On March 11 2013 15:53 arb wrote: better be careful she doesnt give you something ajax cant take off bro. Cmon bro, let Umbra enjoy this moment
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Love reading your blogs, but at the end I thought she was going to turn out to be a guy ;p
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There's this girl who started following me. It seems incredibly, incredibly unlikely that she "just started following your blog" and then "just starts talking to you". Are you, besides the porn, blogging about common interests you both have or is there a part of the story we don't know yet? How/why did she find your blog in the first place?
inb4 someone hooked you up. =P
glgl
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post your tumbler for proof you liar
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She's 19???
And you work away from Santiago right?
Couldn't this be a problem?
Anyways, I'd say go for it
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On March 11 2013 15:53 arb wrote: better be careful she doesnt give you something ajax cant take off bro. shit bro, dat reference.
On March 11 2013 22:28 QuanticHawk wrote: post your tumbler for proof you liar
Oh, wanna get hooked up on a NSFW blog? Calm your testicles, Hawk, you will get access will maybe post my tumblr in my profile later on in theday when I'm on my PC, I'm on my phone right now and this app without that many options annoys the living fuck out of me.
On March 11 2013 20:47 r.Evo wrote: inb4 someone hooked you up. =P
AFAIK there are no common acquaintances or friends we have. It's so fucking weird.
On March 11 2013 22:30 mordk wrote: She's 19???
And you work away from Santiago right?
Couldn't this be a problem?
Anyways, I'd say go for it
-Yeah, 19. 1st year of college. -I'll probably go next year to undergo my neuro residence. -Maybe... -Fuck that, I´m so going for it!
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Wow, good on you!
Now if only this happened to me.
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Who the hell 'reblogs porn'??? On Facebook or something? That is freaking weird.
Oh I get it, I didn't read the OP properly. The text-to-desire-to-actually-know-exactly-what-is-going-on ratio was too little initially.
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Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days.
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On March 12 2013 00:55 Pulselol wrote: Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days. If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material
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On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On March 12 2013 00:55 Pulselol wrote: Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days. If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol.
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On March 12 2013 02:44 docvoc wrote:Show nested quote +On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote:On March 12 2013 00:55 Pulselol wrote: Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days. If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol. It's ok, Umbra isn't an anesthesiologist, he doesn't need to worry about being caught with his pants down j/k j/k
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On March 12 2013 03:47 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On March 12 2013 02:44 docvoc wrote:On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote:On March 12 2013 00:55 Pulselol wrote: Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days. If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol. It's ok, Umbra isn't an anesthesiologist, he doesn't need to worry about being caught with his pants down j/k j/k
AHAHAHAHA that was a good one
On March 12 2013 02:44 docvoc wrote:The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol.
Yeah, that's exactly why I like to keep that blog private and not linked to myself... Probably the reason why I won´t post here, after thinking about it (sorry guys :C...)
On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote: If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material No worries man. If it does, the epicness of the story ensues a hillarious cautionary tale for future generations... lol
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nice dude. go for it, you deserve it.
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