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UmbraaeternuS
Chile476 Posts
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gabsonuro
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gabsonuro
24 Posts
On March 11 2013 12:15 gabsonuro wrote: put the peenor in | ||
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FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
On March 11 2013 12:15 gabsonuro wrote: put the penor in Best fucking first post! And good for you, what a chance meeting. | ||
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nanoscorp
United States1237 Posts
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Fumanchu
Canada669 Posts
If I can just say something though, don't start building her up in your head. It's cool that you have a ton of things in common, and everything just seems to click, but don't start thinking about how she's perfect, or she's the girl you're meant to be with. That's a dangerous path that leads to your imagination of her being far greater than she actually is. Also, it's fine to think that she's too good for you, but don't let her ever know that you think that. Otherwise she'll agree with you, and find someone else. Hope everything works out for you! | ||
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UmbraaeternuS
Chile476 Posts
On March 11 2013 12:24 Fumanchu wrote: That's awesome, congrats man. If I can just say something though, don't start building her up in your head. It's cool that you have a ton of things in common, and everything just seems to click, but don't start thinking about how she's perfect, or she's the girl you're meant to be with. That's a dangerous path that leads to your imagination of her being far greater than she actually is. Also, it's fine to think that she's too good for you, but don't let her ever know that you think that. Otherwise she'll agree with you, and find someone else. Hope everything works out for you! I think I learned my lesson from Felicity. I'm just saying those things because I think I'm going through the "HOLY FUCKBALLS SHE LIKES ME" phase. Great advice, man.  | ||
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LeafMeAlone
United States301 Posts
 but nice story nonetheless! | ||
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Meadowlark
United States349 Posts
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
So happy for you dude, awww ^__^ | ||
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Feartheguru
Canada1334 Posts
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
On March 11 2013 13:37 Feartheguru wrote: Why do you reblog porn? I don't get this. Why not? :D I curious as to what your tumblr is (and not gonna lie, also what this girl looks like too). Congrats again and maybe a while from now we'll get to read some more super-aweseome-happy girl blogs from you~! | ||
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UmbraaeternuS
Chile476 Posts
On March 11 2013 13:37 Feartheguru wrote: Why do you reblog porn? I don't get this. because... I can? LOL | ||
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husniack
203 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
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FinestHour
United States18466 Posts
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
We're interested!! >:D | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
1. Make sure she doesn't have a penis. if she doesn't have a penis then proceed to put insert your penor. Also make sure she actually exists! and it isn't a fake pic. | ||
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Ryalnos
United States1946 Posts
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LML
Germany1792 Posts
On March 11 2013 14:36 MysteryMeat1 wrote: i would do somethings before you meet her! 1. Make sure she doesn't have a penis. if she doesn't have a penis then proceed to put insert your penor. Also make sure she actually exists! and it isn't a fake pic. he talked about webcam chats in the op, did you read it? | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On March 11 2013 14:44 LML wrote: he talked about webcam chats in the op, did you read it? oops. Skipped over the part where he said web cam chat. But that still doesn't excuse the fact that he doesn't know if she has a penor. | ||
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LML
Germany1792 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On March 11 2013 15:16 LML wrote: he may find out the hard way, heh I see what you did there. | ||
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Marti
552 Posts
On March 11 2013 15:16 LML wrote: he may find out the hard way, heh reminded me of this : + Show Spoiler + edit : ah can't embed link which have &t= | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On March 11 2013 15:53 arb wrote: better be careful she doesnt give you something ajax cant take off bro. Cmon bro, let Umbra enjoy this moment | ||
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Csong
Canada396 Posts
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r.Evo
Germany14081 Posts
There's this girl who started following me. It seems incredibly, incredibly unlikely that she "just started following your blog" and then "just starts talking to you". Are you, besides the porn, blogging about common interests you both have or is there a part of the story we don't know yet? How/why did she find your blog in the first place? inb4 someone hooked you up. =P glgl | ||
Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
I was missing out on your medical escapdes though, but this is great Maybe because you do great things with your job you have been rewarded with a beautiful girl who likes Anime Porn and SC2 :o | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32145 Posts
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mordk
Chile8385 Posts
And you work away from Santiago right? Couldn't this be a problem? Anyways, I'd say go for it | ||
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UmbraaeternuS
Chile476 Posts
On March 11 2013 15:53 arb wrote: better be careful she doesnt give you something ajax cant take off bro. shit bro, dat reference. On March 11 2013 22:28 QuanticHawk wrote: post your tumbler for proof you liar Oh, wanna get hooked up on a NSFW blog? Calm your testicles, Hawk, you will get access  will maybe post my tumblr in my profile later on in theday when I'm on my PC, I'm on my phone right now and this app without that many options annoys the living fuck out of me. On March 11 2013 20:47 r.Evo wrote: inb4 someone hooked you up. =P AFAIK there are no common acquaintances or friends we have. It's so fucking weird. On March 11 2013 22:30 mordk wrote: She's 19??? And you work away from Santiago right? Couldn't this be a problem? Anyways, I'd say go for it -Yeah, 19. 1st year of college. -I'll probably go next year to undergo my neuro residence. -Maybe... -Fuck that, I´m so going for it! | ||
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Existential
Australia2107 Posts
Now if only this happened to me. | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
Oh I get it, I didn't read the OP properly. The text-to-desire-to-actually-know-exactly-what-is-going-on ratio was too little initially. | ||
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Pulselol
Canada1628 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On March 12 2013 00:55 Pulselol wrote: Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days. If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material | ||
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote: If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol. | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On March 12 2013 02:44 docvoc wrote: The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol.It's ok, Umbra isn't an anesthesiologist, he doesn't need to worry about being caught with his pants down j/k j/k | ||
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UmbraaeternuS
Chile476 Posts
On March 12 2013 03:47 Shady Sands wrote: It's ok, Umbra isn't an anesthesiologist, he doesn't need to worry about being caught with his pants down j/k j/k AHAHAHAHA that was a good one On March 12 2013 02:44 docvoc wrote: The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol.Yeah, that's exactly why I like to keep that blog private and not linked to myself... Probably the reason why I won´t post here, after thinking about it (sorry guys :C...) On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote: If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material No worries man. If it does, the epicness of the story ensues a hillarious cautionary tale for future generations... lol | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
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UmbraaeternuS
Chile476 Posts
Trust me, I can't even believe this is happening myself. I'm dizzy trying to rationalize how this could be happening to me. It's movies stuff. | ||
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snively
United States1159 Posts
On March 11 2013 12:13 UmbraaeternuS wrote: First of all, let me apologize if you were looking for a medical blog, or you are one of my usual readers. I know you will be dissappointed to see a girl blog featured. not at all!! :D | ||
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Zim23
United States1681 Posts
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Monsen
Germany2548 Posts
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UmbraaeternuS
Chile476 Posts
On March 12 2013 07:46 Zim23 wrote: Catfishing bro, catfishing is sometimes crazy elaborate. Be careful. Best piece of advice here. I know... TY. I will be. | ||
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Doodsmack
United States7224 Posts
On March 12 2013 09:24 UmbraaeternuS wrote: Best piece of advice here. I know... TY. I will be. You sound way too over-eager over an online girl to be careful lol. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Oh well, I'll respect your privacy and what have you for sure. Wish you all the best :3 | ||
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Infernal_dream
United States2359 Posts
On March 12 2013 05:41 Jibba wrote: This sounds horrible, but I'm inclined to not believe you when you say you chat on webcam. If I'm right and you just want to make it sound more normal, actually do the webcam thing and make each other prove the others' existance with a sign or something. A lot of random hate for a guy posting a blog. Why would he write an entire lie up like this? Of all things to lie about, meeting a chick on tumblr would be the one he picks? Anyhow, good luck bro. Can be quite awkward meeting in person the first time or they magically never meet you. | ||
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EtherealDeath
United States8366 Posts
On March 12 2013 11:26 Doodsmack wrote: You sound way too over-eager over an online girl to be careful lol. Nah he's just surprised. | ||
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Brindled
United States508 Posts
Beautiful girls with nerdy hobbies, especially anime, in my experience are flucking warped in the head. I hope that isn't the case! GL! | ||
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udgnim
United States8024 Posts
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9434591/British-physicist-jailed-in-Argentina-on-honeytrap-drug-smuggling-charges-is-naive-fool-says-ex-wife.html | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
On March 12 2013 14:32 udgnim wrote: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/02/sexy-scammers-entice-men-into-stripping-on-webcam-then-blackmail-them/ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9434591/British-physicist-jailed-in-Argentina-on-honeytrap-drug-smuggling-charges-is-naive-fool-says-ex-wife.html So cynical! ...but yeah I guess it's probably something to watch out for all the same. There's always the possibility that she's still super-conniving or whatever and is willing to go that much further D: I do believe that it's genuine, but maybe it's just because I'm an innocent, naive little kid at heart ;; | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9047 Posts
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nRoot
Germany928 Posts
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Loser777
1931 Posts
On March 11 2013 12:13 UmbraaeternuS wrote: I guess karma isn't a bitch... Famous last words. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
On March 12 2013 16:30 nRoot wrote: And his tumblr! nRoot, unfortunately it does not appear that his tumblr is forthcoming, check page 2 >.< On March 12 2013 03:58 UmbraaeternuS wrote: Yeah, that's exactly why I like to keep that blog private and not linked to myself... Probably the reason why I won´t post here, after thinking about it (sorry guys :C...) Okay I feel like I'm posting too much in the blog thread now so I'll stop =P | ||
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B.I.G.
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DusTerr
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QuanticHawk
United States32145 Posts
On March 12 2013 11:58 Infernal_dream wrote: A lot of random hate for a guy posting a blog. Why would he write an entire lie up like this? Of all things to lie about, meeting a chick on tumblr would be the one he picks? Anyhow, good luck bro. Can be quite awkward meeting in person the first time or they magically never meet you. i remember when i was a little, non-jaded, naive internet lad | ||
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Ryalnos
United States1946 Posts
On March 12 2013 11:58 Infernal_dream wrote: A lot of random hate for a guy posting a blog. Why would he write an entire lie up like this? Of all things to lie about, meeting a chick on tumblr would be the one he picks? Anyhow, good luck bro. Can be quite awkward meeting in person the first time or they magically never meet you. Suppose all of OP's story is true, EXCEPT he hadn't actually seen her face over webcam. What kind of comments would that provoke? Hint: even worse than the cynicism he's getting now. That is why Jibba suspects he 'doctored' (aha) that part of the story up a bit. | ||
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Ender985
Spain910 Posts
On March 12 2013 15:49 Garnet wrote: can't wait for part 2. It really does sond too good to be true. Have you played SC against her? | ||
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Ilovesunzandsonz
62 Posts
My only advice is to meet her as soon as you can if you really are interested in something more. =) | ||
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followZeRoX
Serbia1451 Posts
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phANT1m
South Africa535 Posts
And btw WTF marry her already, sc2 plus anime plus hot fuuuuuuuuu. :D Just don't mess it up. | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On March 13 2013 02:29 phANT1m wrote: congrats on the luck. I guess you got a lot of good karma for all your efforts as a doctor. And btw WTF marry her already, sc2 plus anime plus hot fuuuuuuuuu. :D Just don't mess it up. Seriously this. Umbra helped me with a medical question, seriously | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On March 12 2013 23:02 QuanticHawk wrote: i remember when i was a little, non-jaded, naive internet lad I'm still a non-jaded internet lad.... | ||
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KissBlade
United States5718 Posts
Latina girls either OP or hippos. | ||
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
btw give me your tumblr link! | ||
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phANT1m
South Africa535 Posts
Can just hope we have a like a whole new generation of female gamers that are ugly as teens and puberty kicks in and they are now super hot (emma watson????? Etc) and still game. | ||
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uberxD
412 Posts
But sounds too good to be true, I mean, in this god-forsaken country gamer-hot-girls are rare specimen. I don't know if I told you, but as I readed your blog I ended up figuring out who's Felicity, and we both know that this looks like a similar situation. I wish everything ends up in a great way, just be careful and gather as much info as you can about her, having some pics, videos or some friends would be nice. I mean, you don't want to find out suddenly that she have a couple of McNuggets down there! (j/k) GL | ||
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LML
Germany1792 Posts
What happened?:o | ||
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