EPT[8:43:57 PM] Birdie: How come sniperterran gets so much...BM? from courage?
[8:44:11 PM] Birdie: Like, everyone says he's moe and stuff
At first, the Courage members tried to defend themselves. “We love him,” they said. “You don’t understand,” they said. “His moe is perfection,” they clamored.
[17:45] <Sentenal> how dare he say that
[17:45] <Sentenal> its all love and adoration for how moe he is
Indeed, he is simply the most moe creature to ever exist.
+ Show Spoiler [SniperTerran The Moe] +
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how can you say anything but d’awwwwwww?
But a single unidentified source of information would shatter all their arguments.
we'll treat sniperterran with much more care than you courage guys will!
Could it be? Yes, SB blatantly offered to buy sniperterran off Courage. The night before the finals. Sniperterran would switch teams. But was it true? Sniperterran tried to deny it.
[17:45] <ZnF|STUDYING> this birdie
[17:46] <ZnF|STUDYING> I would never go to sb
Yes, for a moment the fears were subsided. But sniperterran is just too moe to keep a secret under wraps.
[17:47] <ZnF|STUDYING> I'm never leavin gcourage
A typo at first glance, but there was a dangerous coincidence
[17:48] <kupon3ss> sounds like huk: i'm never going on iG
[17:48] <kupon3ss> EG
[17:48] <kupon3ss> huk was moe too
[17:48] <kupon3ss> COINCIDENCE?!
[17:48] <gAOxI> i think not
And upon closer inspection we found this
[17:47] <ZnF|STUDYING> I'm never leavin gcourage
[for free]Pretending to study, sniperterran made a backhand deal: switch to team SB for a large amount of…cabbage. After all, bunnies have plenty of cabbage and sniperterran just happened to be in need of a large amount for dinner. The timing was too perfect. The conspiracy needs no more proof than this.
Unfortunately, this was but the first event to trigger the fall of Courage. For some time, Courage team members talked amongst themselves, unable to believe this betrayal. Sniperterran. The Moe Master. The cutest, most adorable existence in the world. The mascot of courage, whose powers rival Usa-san’s was planning a last minute switch to the enemy team. It was too much too handle at such a critical time…except for one.
Nagisama did not seem to care. He was not bothered by this surprising turn of events. Because Nagisama was
[16:57] <nagisama> mmmm
[16:57] <nagisama> mooncake
[16:58] <nagisama> om nom nom nom
+ Show Spoiler [Nagisama the Chuunibyou] +
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Nagi cares for nothing but mooncakes.
Yes, he was too busy gorging on mooncakes and celebrating his birthday. What a selfish person. He could not even spare a second to consider what this meant for his team. The once powerful and feared Nagisama in DRTL2 was now nothing more than a chuunibyou who thinks the source of his power is from mooncakes. Nane yo kore! Suddenly, the leader of Courage lashed out at Nagisama.
[17:04] <EchOne> what a spoiled brat
[17:04] <EchOne> I hope she starves when she goes to college and can't afford to eat only luxury foods
To this day, Nagi’s gender is still uncertain, but to directly call Nagi a “she,” and to wish Nagi death by starvation, Prophecy_ was under too much pressure to care how insultive this was. His important teammate and friend had left him. For cabbage. But Nagi quickly retorted
[17:05] <nagisama> after a scene like this, one of us is suppose to die soon
And with that, he left to continue celebrating his birthday with more mooncakes and his new favorite twintail loli. Already suspected of criminal actions, another Courage member was lost. And then finally the hero of the team, the man who represents true COURAGE, the destroyer of BETA, Sentenal could no longer repress his anger.
[17:51] <Sentenal> RIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT
[17:51] <Sentenal> DONT ERROR
[17:51] <Sentenal> FUCK THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT RIN, YOU DIRTY SLUT
Whether he was referring to Nagisama or Sniperterran, nobody knows. But one thing is certain: Sentenal hates sluts. He raged. His anger consumed him and then, he destroyed Rin’s fingers. No longer could she play BW.
+ Show Spoiler [Sentenal of the COURAGE] +
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Unfortunately, what he thought were Rin’s were actually his own.
His fingers reduced to paper, Sentenal had no choice but to give up his life of BW. Sniperterran. Nagisama. And now Sentenal. With only 2 members left, Team Courage could not possibly win the best of 5. But it only grew worse.
In the background of this, the Hong Kong Zerg Shuruken had been making plans of his own. He no longer cared for his team. He no longer cared for BW.
[15:51] <gAOxI> i have to go to a party tonight
[15:51] <gAOxI> so there is actually no way im going to play my game
The only thing he cared for now was partying. He was going to get wasted. No, he was going to get guraoed. By his senpai.
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Gao loves “playing” with his senpai, even more than his team.
Abandoned by his former comrades, the captain of Courage, Prophecy_ stood alone. Alone with his balls. But even his spare balls which he keeps in his fridge would not be enough to win the finals alone.
+ Show Spoiler [Prophecy_ The Mastermind] +
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His dream to raise the greatest DRTL team in history…were over.
Team Courage was unofficially disbanded. Everyone went their separate ways. Tomorrow morning, the DRTL3 finals will be held, but will any Courage members appear? The answer seems obvious: no. But I want to believe in them. I want to believe that these heroes of courage who once stood at the top of the D ranks will rise again. That they will put aside their differences and come together. To fight evil. To vanquish their enemies. I want to believe their friendship is one that can overcome such trials. That through their hatred of Evangelion, they will band together again. Their friendship is stronger than this. They will appear tomorrow at the finals. You can count on it. For they are....
+ Show Spoiler +
Team Courageous Nuclear Space Destroyer Class Beings of the Extra Terrestrial Origin which is Adversary of Human Race
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