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THE_DOMINATOR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States309 Posts
April 23 2012 08:18 GMT
#1
Say you're getting lunch at the school cafeteria... then you see her. Your goal is clear(if it's not clear it's to tap that ass...duh). You're not a nice guy, none of that " I would be a gentledude", you're not looking for a relationship.... So you go up to her and what do you say?

*
DOMINATION
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
April 23 2012 08:25 GMT
#2
Nice shoes.

Wanna fuck?
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Mstring
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia510 Posts
April 23 2012 08:32 GMT
#3
Hello is about as far as the script goes.
Rossen
Profile Joined February 2011
Denmark177 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-23 09:06:03
April 23 2012 09:05 GMT
#4
... Loanshark knows whats up man, listen to Loanshark, indluge in Loanshark, and most of all become a Loanshark...
[Point being: Loanshark is 'tha' man.../shark.]
thrawn2112
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6918 Posts
April 23 2012 09:08 GMT
#5
school cafeteria? please clarify, is this elementary, middle, or high school? not that my answer would change for either option...

"People think they know all these things about other people, and if you ask them why they think they know that, it'd be hard for them to be convincing." ES
Myrkskog
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada481 Posts
April 23 2012 09:27 GMT
#6
"Suck my dick or I'm going to fail you in social studies"
THE_DOMINATOR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States309 Posts
April 23 2012 09:29 GMT
#7
On April 23 2012 17:25 Loanshark wrote:
Nice shoes.

Wanna fuck?

what you actually say:"Nice fuck, wanna shoes?"

how do you recover?!
DOMINATION
JonnyLaw
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3482 Posts
April 23 2012 10:43 GMT
#8
On April 23 2012 18:27 Myrkskog wrote:
"Suck my dick or I'm going to fail you in social studies"



I burst out laughing when I read this comment. Well played, sir.
DecadentGamer
Profile Joined March 2012
Sweden31 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-23 11:02:03
April 23 2012 11:01 GMT
#9
"I am a douche, let's be friends."
By aiming for the impossible, you will achieve the highest grade of the possible!
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
April 23 2012 11:50 GMT
#10
On April 23 2012 18:29 THE_DOMINATOR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2012 17:25 Loanshark wrote:
Nice shoes.

Wanna fuck?

what you actually say:"Nice fuck, wanna shoes?"

how do you recover?!

"whoops, i meant to say fuck shoes, wanna nice?"
FraCuS
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1072 Posts
April 23 2012 12:09 GMT
#11
dayum shawty got a nice ass, lemme get some of that thang.
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Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom911 Posts
April 23 2012 12:12 GMT
#12
Have you seen my sick marine micro?
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