On August 23 2011 07:54 Misder wrote:
10 ppl, 6 town, 4 scum correct? (as in, different # from what Wiggles said)
Is it day?
10 ppl, 6 town, 4 scum correct? (as in, different # from what Wiggles said)
Is it day?
11 ppl, 7 town, 4 scum.
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ghrur
United States3785 Posts
August 22 2011 23:09 GMT
#1621
On August 23 2011 07:54 Misder wrote: 10 ppl, 6 town, 4 scum correct? (as in, different # from what Wiggles said) Is it day? 11 ppl, 7 town, 4 scum. | ||
Misder
United States1557 Posts
August 22 2011 23:28 GMT
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Scamp
United States1086 Posts
August 23 2011 00:10 GMT
#1623
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Jackal58
United States4264 Posts
August 23 2011 00:20 GMT
#1624
2. Youngminii 3. Flamewheel 4. Barundar 5. Misder 6. Mr. Wiggles 7. Kenpachi 8. Kitaman27 9. Node 10. ghrur 11. Scamp | ||
Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
August 23 2011 00:35 GMT
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Misder
United States1557 Posts
August 23 2011 00:36 GMT
#1626
Well, night hasn't ended yet, so someone better be clutch. | ||
Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
August 23 2011 00:52 GMT
#1627
On August 23 2011 09:36 Misder wrote: Oh, missed Scamp lol xD Well, night hasn't ended yet, so someone better be clutch. oh its still night? gg i won | ||
Pandain
United States12979 Posts
August 23 2011 02:18 GMT
#1628
On August 23 2011 09:52 Kenpachi wrote: Show nested quote + On August 23 2011 09:36 Misder wrote: Oh, missed Scamp lol xD Well, night hasn't ended yet, so someone better be clutch. oh its still night? gg i won Me too | ||
Pandain
United States12979 Posts
August 23 2011 02:18 GMT
#1629
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youngminii
Australia7514 Posts
August 23 2011 02:22 GMT
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Incognito
United States2071 Posts
August 23 2011 03:33 GMT
#1631
Day 5 “Hold on a second…something’s not right here.” “bumatlarge is…a townie? I thought he was so red...” “Yes,” laughed flamewheel, as a grin spread wide across his face. “We planted that evidence on him.” As the reality sank in, ghrur realized that his only chance was to take justice into his own hands. He swiftly pulled out his dagger and lunged at flamewheel. Flamewheel easily evaded ghrur’s attack and stuck out his foot, causing ghrur to trip and impale himself on a rake. Unfortunately for ghrur, he did not die immediately, but was left to be attacked by kittens as he slowly died. Fortunately, however, lightning struck the rake, instantly frying ghrur’s brain and leaving him in a vegetative state. On the other side of town, a suspicious Node and an ostracized youngminii cowered in a barn, wondering if they should attempt to flee the town or risk being lynched by the angry townies in the next day’s lynch. Unfortunately for them, they would die a boring death, suffocating from the smoke as the barn around them went up in flames. There was some good news, however. Although Liquidia was overrun by criminals, one of its citizens had won the title for the oldest man alive. As such, Barundar, Pandain, kitaman27, and Mr. Wiggles thew a feast for Kenpachi the survivor, celebrating this momentous occasion. Misder was served for dinner, while Scamp became dessert. Game Over! Mafia and Kenpachi win! Role List + Show Spoiler + Mafia Pandain, starring as Qatol Palmar, starring as flamewheel Barundar, starring as ~OpZ~ flamewheel, starring as Comrade Caller Mr. Wiggles, starring as meeple kitaman27, starring as LSB syllogism, starring as AttackZerg BloodyC0bbler the traitor, starring as Fishball Kenpachi the survivor, starring as Pandain Townies LSB, starring as Ace Kurumi, starring as Bill Murray jackal58, starring as L ghrur, starring as BloodyC0bbler sandroba, starring as Ver Curu, starring as Foolishness bumatlarge, starring as Incognito Chezinu, starring as Protactinium tnkted, starring as Showtime! RebirthOfLeGenD, starring as redFF, starring as FakeSteve Node, starring as Chaoser Misder, starring as Kavdragon Scamp, starring as RebirthOfLeGenD Kavdragon, starring as Chezinu aidnai, starring as Chezinu youngminii, starring as Kenpachi ghrur, starring as BloodyC0bbler ~OpZ~, starring as annul Foolishness, starring as 0cz3c Mig, starring as dreamflower VisceraEyes, starring as Coagulation Meapak_Ziphh, starring as MrBabyHands deconduo, starring as JimboSilvers Role Descriptions + Show Spoiler + + Show Spoiler [Ace] + a) "I'm no longer listening to anything you have to say. I only talk with my guns from now on." On May 01 2009 14:05 Ace wrote: as for the rest - tl;dr. I'm also no longer responding to posts that try to make something out that isn't there. Ace's list of people who are invisible posters Tri-Code (obviously) Vivi69 (obviously, part 2) Ozc (for good measure) Caller (gotta be wary of jedi mind tricks) RoL (I owe him $$, gotta be on the safe side) Qatol (he's mafia, I don't talk to mafia people) You are Ace a town-aligned vigilante with two bullets. However, you can only shoot liars. In order for your kill to work, you must prove to the host that your target lied. Be very sure when you present your case, or your power will misfire. Because of your contempt for idiots, you must create an 'invisible list' of players who you are ignoring day 1 and update it at least once per day. Naturally, you cannot respond to anyone on your invisible list. In addition, you must respond to anyone who asks for your role by saying "I'm not telling you my role." Finally, you must consistently (at least twice a day) emphasize that you are the greatest player of all time in the thread. + Show Spoiler [Bill Murray] + On March 17 2010 02:29 Bill Murray wrote: What made me finalize my decision on Abenson was his shifting his vote in minutes following mine when I put mine on L sort of as an abstaining measure. I didn't expect anyone to follow me to L, and nemY did, but that's his style. He would abstain any time he could. My putting it on him was sort of a joke. That isn't to say that I don't take lynching seriously, I do, and I have to admit that if I didn't know that I was green I would really believe I was red based upon L's post. Bravo, there, sir. It's just that I know I got a green role from the pm, so all that shit falls short with me... I'd be thrilled if L offered himself up for lynch when I flip green, because I'd love for him to get killed off with me, but when I flip green he will make a 50 line post stating that it's not his fault that I was green and anyone would think that I was red... yadda yadda yadda. I also am not trusting of some of the people who have been giving fairly good analysis. I am not trusting of the people who are praising those people for giving said analysis. In fact, there are only a few people I feel like are green... Iaaan being one. If you want to know a few others, feel free to pm me. If you don't want to, that's fine. I'm not going to force you or beg you. I'd like to ask you all to not lynch me, though. It will be wasteful. I am the only person I know who is green. If I wasn't saying I was green, I would understand you guys. If you all knew me better, you would know that I DON'T LIE. On March 09 2010 14:10 Bill Murray wrote: i honestly didn't try to play anti-town i do that naturally On March 09 2010 14:10 Bill Murray wrote: i just realized my team has won all 3 times i've played i may not be good, but i produce results You are Bill Murray, the town-aligned inventor! However, your invention must along the lines of one of your previously proposed inventions (or one of the following), such as: -Cell Phone that lets two people pm each other -alignment checking kit that only works on yourself -Newspaper that puts clues in the day post. -Kit that allows you to edit your own posts In addition, at least once a day, you must post “I’m Green”, followed by “I DON’T LIE”. You also must ask to be medic protected and rolechecked by a detective at least once per cycle. However, being the free spirited personality that you are, you have the ability to talk for one day cycle even after you have officially died. Lastly, L is out to get you! + Show Spoiler [L] + I vote to lynch Bill Murray. Alternatively, if there's no day 1 lynch vote: I nominate myself on a platform consisting of lynching Bill Murray. On March 10 2010 04:55 L wrote: Sign me up. Killing Bill Murray day 1 inc. You are L the lyncher! You sure despise Ace, Foolishness, Bill Murray, and all those other blabber mouths who don’t agree with you. If you get any one of these players lynched, you get a night KP. Use it wisely! Even if you have more, you may only use 1 shot per night. In addition, once per game, you may ask me if a target player is Ver. If you guess correctly, you suicide into him “for the lulz”, killing him and everyone who visits him in that night cycle. If Bill Murray’s identity every becomes known, you must campaign for his death no matter what. + Show Spoiler [BloodyC0bbler] + On July 26 2011 05:15 BloodyC0bbler wrote: Show nested quote + On July 26 2011 05:07 chaos13 wrote: BC, what you're saying is absolutely ridiculous. 1. You do not want people to vote on Kurumi, based on that you think he has a vote-activated power, despite how he is simply trolling and being anti-town. He has not hinted at all that his power is activated based on how many votes he receives though, all he said is that it happens when he dies. Worst case scenario, he is town and his power harms town. Best case scenario, he is mafia and his power harms town. I don't know about you, but I would gladly trade a likely mafia for a townie. We come out far better from that than scum do. 2. You do not want supersoft to use his DT check. Wat. Wat. WAT. You're reasoning is that "he will confirm someone town and mafia will kill them." Let's get him to check one of our top suspects. If they're town, rather than lynching them we will move onto someone else who is now that much more likely to be mafia. If they're scum, we lynch them without hesitation (duh). Let's face it, people are going to die from mafia tonight anyway. If we get a confirmed town, then we get any medic-type roles to protect them. I really see no possible way that getting him to use his power can harm us. A DT check that we all get to know the results of is good. I'm really not liking your play here BC. I can't see why a townie would want to protect a spammer or avoid using a DT check. Its called using your head. If you guys would stop herp derping and take your heads out of your asses you would see logic. You don't let random people use powers. You do not believe you can control powers that you as your own person do not own. You do not give open firing for mafia to get a read on who is a better shot than others. Seriously, sit the hell down and stop talking about how a role will help the town and get back on course of how you actually play mafia. You are BloodyC0bbler. You are a 1 shot vig, but there’s a catch: you can only shoot roleclaimers. Furthermore, you hate giving out information. You must vigorously campaign against anyone who claims a detective type role in the thread and prevent the town from trusting their checks. Beware, Fishball is out to kill you as always. + Show Spoiler [Foolishness] + NOBODY CARES You are Foolishness, the foolish fangirl. Every day, you are randomly assigned an idol to defend. If they are ever attacked in the thread, you must defend them vehemently. You may not tell anyone why you are doing so. In addition, due to your strong emotional attachments, you will commit suicide if your idol is lynched. The next night, you track that player, just for good measure. You will also be informed how many other people visited that player that night. Due to your multiple deaths on night 1, the mafia gods have decided to take pity on you and make you immune to being shot for night 1 only. + Show Spoiler [Qatol] + On February 26 2011 01:54 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: While I have often compared Qatol to a father figure of the mafia forum, a better comparison would be that of an Aztec god who feeds off the souls of inactives. Without an inactive to quench his hunger he will go into a frenzied rage that could very well mean the death of us all. And here you are meapak, taunting him about our sacrilege. You have extensive training as a staunch upholder of the law (banlist). However, as you are the mafia godfather, you have some sinister motives. Every day, you have the power to ban one player. Banning a player permanently strips them of all of the bonuses of their role but does not remove the flavor restrictions. You must make a case against them in the thread and ban them by typing ##Ban Player in the thread. But be careful about abusing your powers, as it may backfire on you! As you are You are also lovers with X (dreamflower), and thus have PM rights with her. + Show Spoiler [Ver] + On May 19 2009 14:07 Ver wrote: I've gotten 62 pm's in 2 days and I've had to prepare and defend my honors thesis. I'm not superhuman sorry I'm gonna miss a few or not respond to everything I don't feel needs a response. On May 21 2009 13:57 Ver wrote: I have around 120-130 pm's. I'm apathetic as it is no way am I posting that. Ask for specific info instead. You are Ver, the master of whisperers, and have the ability to PM anyone you wish. Naturally, once you pm them, they can pm you back (some personalities may not be allowed to pm). As you are a very busy man whose words carry much weight, you may only post 5 times per day cycle, plus an additional post for every vote that is on you. At least once per day, you must sign your post with a picture of professor badass. You may also tell nobody about your posting restriction. + Show Spoiler [Flamewheel] + On January 04 2011 07:59 Protactinium wrote: Show nested quote + On January 04 2011 07:59 flamewheel wrote: On January 04 2011 05:05 mikeymoo wrote: On January 03 2011 11:12 DoctorHelvetica wrote: mandatory smurfing imo This is a nightmare for staff, I think there was a problem with RebirthofLegend and Plexa and I had to tell the rest of the staff why smurfing in mafia was necessary for that game. Smurfing bad. Smurfing bad. You are Flamewheel the puppeteer. As such, you get a smurf to use for this game in addition to your usual account. Your smurf will be publicly known to all, but cannot die or be targeted by any action and has no link to you. If you die, your smurf dies. Your smurf’s vote does not count for voting purposes. In addition, you must include pictures of either lightning or kittens at least once per day. + Show Spoiler [Incognito] + On May 20 2011 02:28 Incognito wrote: See? Something turned up. Given how the last few pages turned out I'm pretty confident the recent posters are town. I wouldve expected maybe 1 player on the Kavdragon lynch to actually be mafia, but I guess there's two. At this point, my guess is on Chezinu and Caller. Feel free to lynch me. But I seriously doubt you'll be able to, once I do the exact opposite of what the mafia would want to do. ##Nuke Chezinu Everyone should agree that getting rid of Chezinu is a pro-town move. Especially now that there is a vote check on the Kavdragon lynch. Now seriously, what mafia would shoot into a vote list that has 2/6 red on it? Unless of course I am conspiring with GMarshal to screw over the town, this doesn't make any sense. But then again, conspiring with GMarshal doesn't make too much sense either if I'm announcing that option. Furthermore, it makes no sense for mafia to take America. Especially after Radfield proclaimed it an anti-town role. But if you think about it, its the most transparent role in the game. There's no way for me to hide from a misuse of the role, and its not like I can use it to kill blatant townspeople without significant backlash. Frankly put, America is a ridiculous option for mafia. There are way better KP roles for them to use. So feel free to pile your votes on me now. Nobody else type the nuke command. When Ver confirms that a nuke has been launched, you can all take your votes off me, ok? I'll be back later with some more thoughts. + Show Spoiler + Funny thing I saw a couple days ago in the news: "IMF chief's arrest stirs up anti-Americanism in France" Seems fitting, huh Radfield? You are the Incognito of AMERICA. Unfortunately, due to the recession and soaring deficits, you had to sell your nukes to other countries and only have one remaining. Once per game you get to nuke one player by typing ##Nuke Player in the thread. Nukes will land at the same time as the lynch, and must be launched at least 12 hours before the end of the day. In addition, you are also not allowed to give any warning before launching your nuke. + Show Spoiler [Protactinium] + On April 10 2011 13:18 Protactinium wrote: I have an announcement to make. I am an Assassin. Give yourself a moment, and let that sink in. You may be thinking, "is this chump smoking something?" And you would be right. Alas, this profound post is not done out of insanity. Here's my offer: I get elected as Mayor or Pardoner (doesn't matter which one as I will explain below), and I give the town my rolecheck and 2 of my vigilante shots (saving the last to complete my win condition). How does this benefit me? Simple. I don't die because of the bodyguards. Meanwhile, the other assassins have a strong chance of being shot at night or lynched on accident, and this is good for both myself and the town, since it decreases hostile KP. Because I'm protected, I don't need to have all of my powers with these advantages. Now let's go through the possibilities, since I am sure very few of you are just going to believe me outright. 1. I am actually an Assassin. 2. I am mafia. You guys ask me to rolecheck on Night 2. Game over for me. Even if I guess it right, Mafia does not have extra KP this game, so extra shots can only come from Assassins/Vigilantes. Thus, this will be very obvious and a mafia will be sacrificed for nothing. There is zero motivation for me to do this. 3. I am some town role and on crack. Yay? Town wins. The only negative possibility to the town is, what if I get planted in office and don't cooperate? Well, then I lose since town will just lynch me next day. I have no incentive not to cooperate unless I am about to win the game, in which case town doesn't lose anything. Lastly, why did I do something as absurd as this? Why not? The Assassin role is boring, and this will surely make things interesting and let me make an impact on the game as a whole. I just need one shot to make sure I can fulfill my victory condition, and the town gets 2 KP, a rolecheck, and a person who they are 100% sure is not Mafia. Obviously, as I am Assassin, I have no obligation to help the town outside of my powers. However, I do have an interest in helping the town do well because it's fun. Assassin on its own is not fun. You don't have to believe me on what I'm saying. Take this as you will, but right now I'm making you an offer you You are a Protactinium, the town-aligned DT. However, you must claim to be a third party in the thread and may never retract or hint against this claim. Furthermore, you get PM rights with X, Y, and Z but may not reveal this information to outsiders. You may also never reveal that you are a DT, either in PMs or in the thread. You must post in different writing styles in the thread to highlight your multiple personalities. If you are forced to roleclaim, you must claim to be flamewheel. + Show Spoiler [Showtime!] + On May 24 2009 14:19 Showtime! wrote: Worst fucking game ever. LOL Apparently I’m surrounded by blundering idiots. -_- After speaking with Qatol and LTT I’ve decided to call the game. So without further adieu, here’s a list of all my henchmen! Godfather Showtime! Traitor BloodyC0bbler Mafia MrBabyHands Caller Amber[Light] Scamp Vivi57 If only you guys weren’t picking at each other’s throats you would have figured us out easily through basic clue interpretation all along even if it was unintentional. Yes many red herrings actually led indirectly to us whether it was intended or not. FYI Qatol was going to call the game anyway if two townies died during this DL. Simple right? We’ve been playing various circles all along and yet 3 of our mafia members were AFK for more than 3 hours before the final vote. MBH appeared online for two seconds around 10:14, but then mysteriously disappeared. Vivi57 came online at 10:31 without even casting a single vote and he knew he was on the block. Scamp said he would be on around one hour before voting closed and he’s nowhere to be found. The final vote count was: 0cz: 9 Vivi: 8 Tricode: 8 MTF was right all along. The Mafia had the vote all along and somehow we miraculously fuck it all up. Sound familiar? Fuck, I don’t know where to begin with all you guys. Anyway, GG. I’m definitely not playing a game of Mafia for a while. Award time: Town MVP: 0cz – yeah you should have listened to him sooner. Just because he pissed you off one game doesn’t mean he isn’t smart. Clue Rape: MTF – this guy nailed a lot of us, regardless of red herring or not. Town’s WORST PLAYER: Collective whole. There is a reason why Qatol and LTT wanted to end this game abruptly and I never knew it would be me closing it. LMAO. Mafia MVP: Even though MBH was MIA (yet he showed up for around ten seconds, LOL) I have to give it to him. Yes, this guy is as good as they say. He found almost all the blues out by day 2. Not only that, the son of a bitch took out one of his own to protect himself. He’s red baby. And I like it. Runner Up: Caller – I knew he would give himself up eventually because he doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up. He even blatantly gave me away with his Puppet Master pic. Worst Mafia: Vivi57 and Scamp – 10:31 and you don’t even think to vote until then? We had this in the bag and it took three of you to be inactive. Yes, it is MBH fault too. -_- Anyway, I will EDIT this in the morning. My GF just got back from a trip to Montreal. GG ALL You are Showtime!, the infamous vote rigging smurf-detecting ragequitter. As such, you must attempt to keep a publicly updated list of your best guess at everyone’s identity (personality). This list must be updated at least once per cycle. In addition, at least once per game, you must hint that you want to switch teams. You like playing with fire, or rather, voting machines. Once per game, you may choose to end the day early, resulting in the leading candidate being immediately lynched. + Show Spoiler [MrBabyHands] + On March 18 2009 02:50 MrBabyHands wrote: The people running for office lack confidence and insight. They wont make good leaders. I can guarantee a mafia lynch on day one AND day two. I'd even put real cash on it. Thats confidence. Thats why I can win. The question isnt about strategy-- its about drive and instinct. Forget this "past game performance" crap. Its worthless. If you want to see the mafia get smoked, let me show you what I can do. Like i said-- 2 mafia GUARANTEED. And by the time Day 3 rolls around, I will have pulled the rest of the mafia from their crevices like a dentist pulling teeth. One.by.one. I also have an afro and wear shades (often). You are MrBabyHands, the stealthy character with small hands and a big ego. Your stealth has allowed you to become an expert assassin. Once per day/night cycle, you may PM me the name of a player, along with their personality and alignment. If you are correct, that player instantly dies. However, if you are incorrect, you will commit suicide and your target will live. In addition, at least once per day, you must post a paint pic depicting you in all your glory in the same vein as the above quote. + Show Spoiler [Caller] + On March 09 2010 10:38 Caller wrote: Night 4 No sooner had Caller posted the bulletin for the day that a shot was fired. Dozko swiftly pulled out his pistol and shot Ace in the head. Ace the CIA Agent is dead. And then... On March 09 2010 10:39 Caller wrote: Update to Night 4 Oh my bad. We planted that evidence on him. Comrade Ace died a hero's death. You are Comrade Caller, the (in)famous trollhost (mafia gravedigger). You have the ability to plant evidence on someone when they die (once per game), causing them to flip any role and alignment you choose. You, however, discover the true role and alignment of said player. Use this information wisely! Your crazy themed games have gotten to your gameplay as well. You may not refer to any roles by their role name and must make up a caller-esque name and role description for any personalities that you mention in your posts. + Show Spoiler [Batman (aka Bumatlarge)] + My scumlist looks like a christmas tree getting smashed against a rainbow. I think you are like an ultraviolet ray bouncing off a particularly gaudy-looking ornament On August 29 2010 02:18 bumatlarge wrote: Time to be useful. I am the god damn batman BumAtLarge was less tipsy then he wanted to be that night, stumbling around people's backyards. He had his favorite batman mask on of course. He found himself in a bush, right next to zeks' backdoor! What a nice gentleman, always giving bum change. Before bum had the chance to leave the kind man's abode, a spiffy looking fellow came through the backway (only zeks' closest friends came that way). Bum's vision was wiggty-wack, so he couldnt recognize him. Zeks greeted the man late at night with open arms. Soon after a scruffy man with blood in his eyes, looking for answers cam crashing over the fence. he almost ran right into bum, but he was to preoccupied with his mission (whatever that was. Immediately two other men broke from hiding paces, ignoring each other and heading straight through the backdoor. A large tussel took place, and bum was too drunk to actually help (HE WASNT SCARED, HES THE GODDAMN BATMAN) Moments later, all 4 men left chasing one another into the night. Zeks, alive thank heavens, stared out at them a few seconds with a wide open mouth, that turned into determination rather quickly. He phoned the police, and bum knew better then to loiter much longer. The next day, zeks stood in trial to decide the truth to his story. It turns out he was a suspect in the mishandling of some docuements, leading people to doubt him. Bum came up as his alter ego, Brum Warge, homeless philosopher extraordinaire. He verified zeks tune, and gave zeks a wink, but zeks was glaring intently ahead, that determined look again. Bum couldn't really sort out zeks motives, as he never finished 3rd grade, but he was willing to put his life in the hands of the town with zeks to authenticate what happened that night. THE GOD DAMN BATMAN You are the Batman (bumatlarge)! Every accusation you make must be in the form of a Batman-type story such as the above quote. You are heroic, and can almost predict the future. At any night, you may choose to receive a list of every player that will die that night. Your strong sense of justice wants to save every life possible, but unfortunately, you may only prevent one of them from dying. Sadly, you can only use this ability once. + Show Spoiler [FakeSteve] + On February 11 2008 18:00 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: vote for me for mayor or else On April 22 2009 11:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: PICK THE EASILY BOUGHT-OFF MAYOR WITH NO SPINE FAKESTEVE WILL ADHERE TO THE CONCENSUS FAKESTEVE FOR MAYOR FOR LIFE On April 22 2009 11:45 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: last time i was mayor y'all killed me like a bunch of retards because i talked a lil shit a mayor always gotta talk a lil shit to the townspeople, it keeps 'em in line UNLESS THEY FUCKIN HANG YOU FOR IT Congratulations, you are FakeSteve, the first ever mayor of Liquidia. This gives you one extra vote as well as immunity from night hits while your bodyguard (Player X) is alive. Every 5 posts, you must make a campaign promise. In addition, at least once per day, you must make a reelection campaign. But beware, if you don’t make convincing promises and campaign speeches, you may not get reelected! + Show Spoiler [chaoser] + You are chaoser, the somewhat crazy psychic, and as such, can read the minds of your opponents (learn their personalities, not alignments). However, if ever asked who you checked, you must claim to have forgotten to turn in your night action. Ever the optimist, if someone makes a claim in the thread, you must make a diagram listing all possible scenarios, indicating that all the scenarios are either bad for the mafia, or that they are crazy/impossible. + Show Spoiler [Kavdragon] + On April 12 2011 13:58 Kavdragon wrote: Show nested quote + On April 12 2011 13:55 DoctorHelvetica wrote: On April 12 2011 13:55 Kavdragon wrote: On April 12 2011 13:52 DoctorHelvetica wrote: On April 12 2011 13:51 M0nsterChef wrote: Why do people think I'm still scum? Is there anything other than my poor decision at the beginning at the game that suggests that I am? I think a lot of unnecessary pressure has been put on me because of that stupid beginner mistake. Well it's because you don't really post anything else and now you only show up out of NOWHERE to defend yourself as soon as your name is brought up again. That doesn't look good for you, just sayin. But kavdragon is the real problem here I dare you to lynch me. You are so sure that I'm mafia, eh? I know you won't. You know why? Because you're mafia. There's no need to lynch me and draw suspicion on yourself when you can just kill me tonight. I promise I will lynch you if I am elected mafia and if I go back I encourage the town to lynch me for it. Unvote: GMarshal Vote: Dr.Helvetica I do this because I know that I don't have the time or the skill to argue with Dr.H. He's really good with words. Don't let him out of this one, town. Lynch him tomorrow. On April 12 2011 14:05 Kavdragon wrote: Show nested quote + On April 12 2011 14:03 DoctorHelvetica wrote: On April 12 2011 14:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote: On April 12 2011 14:00 Kavdragon wrote: I will say it again, there is absolutely no way that someone of his caliber of player would make a mistake and lynch someone who is a veteran player, a known scum hunter, and an active (but not spammy) voice in this game. Dr.Helvetica is Scum. Lynch him. voice of absolutely zero contribution scum hunting all you've done is defend yourself (badly) and you ignore obvious occurrences like the pandain fiasco and really only seem concerned about your image, not whats happening in the town if you are green i hope you take some time to seriously reevaulate your town play also this is a classic mafia technique meant to fool town into pussying out of a lynch "well if he was mafia he would just shut up and die right?" nah. if you're mafia you insist to the bitter end that the person who wagoned you is scum and that when you die and flip green/blue town better lynch them. because it sows seeds of doubt. it's a technique that a real townie wouldn't use, they know that just becuase someone got a wrong read it doesn't mean they are scum and very rarely use this kind of chainsaw/OMGUS defense at the last minute Yo. You got elected. Are you going to lynch me? Go on. Confirm me as town. You fail at reads if you still think I'm mafia. But you don't think I'm mafia, because I'm not on your team. *DoctorHelvetica the Mayor lynches Kavdragon after Kavdragon got him elected Mayor and taunted him.* You are Kavdragon, the day 1 cannon fodder. However, you intend to break this bad cycle and get your revenge. If you ever survive a lynch while having at least 40% of the votes, you get to automatically lynch someone on your vote list. However, you may not tell anybody about this power. In addition, you must write at least one guide per day in an attempt to help newbies get better at the game. + Show Spoiler [RebirthOfLeGenD] + On January 23 2011 08:55 Ace wrote: RebirthofLegend a Day 1 lynch? Not surprised lol. On March 27 2011 15:19 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: Might as well do this tonight since I will probably get hit. ##Shoot Annul On March 27 2011 15:34 annul wrote: okay. my item is hot potato. 25% chance to blow up myself and anyone visiting me at night. i have the option to detonate it early, killing myself and any night visitors. since night vig probably resolves before the end of night, you're probably safe. but if not, then congratulations, you are dead. incoming all item game PMs. *Annul posts a page of PMs* On March 27 2011 15:40 annul wrote: i have not made it to day 3 in the last six games i have played. i am really fucking tired of TL mafia. On March 27 2011 15:50 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: LOL SHIT ANNUL REVERSE YOUR ACTION. I was bluffing trying to get a read off of you. I wasn't about to scroll through 50 pages of shit to try and get a read when I could fake a single event to get you. If you were mafia I knew you would go nuts and give yourself away because of your spammy nature, and I figured if you were town this would be an easy way to clear you since you would obviously be pissed and reveal yourself. I didn't expect me to go make food come back 10 minutes later and for you to have gone this far. You are RebirthOfLeGenD. You love bluffing just for the lulz (under the pretext of getting a read off people). Once in the game, you must nonchalantly type ##Kill Player in the thread to see how that player reacts. You must follow this move by feigning inactivity so that people freak out. You are the bodyguard for the mayor, Player X. As long as you are alive, he cannot be killed except by lynch. Because of your loyal service to the mayor, you also have been given the power to pardon one lynch. + Show Spoiler [Meeple] + On Day 3... On February 20 2010 10:46 meeple wrote: Clue Analysis: ShoCkeyy + Show Spoiler + SugiuraMidori smiled, thinking about the murders that would happen tonight. But it was cold tonight, and she decided to watch the murders from her apartment instead of watching from the tower in the middle of the town. As she turned around, she noticed the light in the background floating slowly to her location. At first she thought the light to be an omen of success, but she was suddenly shocked as the charming light sped up and pierced her skin. She felt a burning sensation, followed by more attacks from the light. A few moments later, SugiuraMidori died as her heart was overloaded from shock. His name is indicative of lightning... and this death was riddled with clues about light and shocking The Following night... On March 04 2010 09:31 Incognito wrote: Night 3: meeple protects ShoCkeyy. You are meeple, the unintentional mafia medic. Given your impressive record of protecting a grand total of 5 DIFFERENT mafia within the short time span of 2 games, the mafia decided to permanently recruit you to their team. In addition, you may not post any analysis unless you are pressured to do so. + Show Spoiler [Fishball] + Plan eh? Don't worry. I don't give a flipping fuck to whatever you guys are doing. I'm really neither a townie or mafia. As I've told Ace, I'm just a guy playing for his own entertainment. Just FYI, I've already talked to a couple people through PM/MSN for the sake of boredom and to discuss my general observations, but I never posted anything in the thread to "persuade" the town or pull a movement in the background. I really care-less whoever wins at the end. So whatever I enjoy doing, I'll continue to do so. Also, take note that I never trusted you. I trust no one. But you(guys) don't have to convince me anything, mafia or not, as my existence shouldn't matter to either parties. You are Fishball] the stubborn anti-town townie (read: traitor). You receive PMs but cannot answer them. You also cannot any questions directed towards you. You must spread doubt and cause havoc in the thread. In addition, if you are ever lynched, BloodyC0bbler will be lynched in your place if he is still alive. If he is dead, you cannot dodge the lynch. You win if the mafia wins. In addition, if you complete your revenge and help lynch Bloodyc0bbler, you will gain a one shot kp power. + Show Spoiler [Chezinu] + + Show Spoiler + Original Message From Foolishness: Show nested quote + Original Message From Chezinu: You missed out on the IRC fun: 20:46] <Foolishness> k i have to run [20:46] <@CIRCLE_> ok good [20:46] <Foolishness> send me a PM if i need to change a vote or something [20:47] <@CIRCLE_> Ill be here talking to myself [20:47] <Foolishness> okay [20:47] <@CIRCLE_> I will be sleeping [20:47] <Foolishness> you do that champ [20:47] <@CIRCLE_> I have a sleep debt righ tnow [20:47] <@CIRCLE_> ok will do [20:47] <Foolishness> bye [20:47] == Foolishness [webchat@D-128-208-38-58.dhcp4.washington.edu] has quit [Quit] [20:47] <@CIRCLE_> want to send you a sc of me talking to myself? [20:47] <@CIRCLE_> omg [20:47] <@CIRCLE_> you are sooo rude [20:47] <@CIRCLE_> what type of person does that? [20:47] <@CIRCLE_> I was totally talking to you!!! 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[20:49] <@CIRCLE_> talking to myself is hard when im tired [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> ZZzzzzz [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> Zzzzzz [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> ZZzzzz [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> zzZZZ [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> zZZZZ [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> ZZzzzZZZ [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> zzzzZZZZzzzz [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> The curves of the circle go round and round [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> round and round [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> round and round [20:49] <@CIRCLE_> The curves of the circle go round and round [20:50] <@CIRCLE_> round and round [20:50] <@CIRCLE_> round and round [20:50] <@CIRCLE_> The curves of the circle go round and round [20:50] <@CIRCLE_> round and round [20:50] <@CIRCLE_> round and round [20:50] <@CIRCLE_> ok, I have school work to do so, I'm going to afk this chat room away! [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> well not my work - my friend needs help.. [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> So I'll help them then I can sleep!!!! [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> sleep [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> it is wonderful [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> what happened to me leaving,, [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> geez [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> ok, 1 [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> 2 [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> 3 [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> afk [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> not [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> lol [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> no seriously [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> im going afk [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> in [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> 3 [20:51] <@CIRCLE_> 2 [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> 1 [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> afk [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> akfak [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> fk [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> akf [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> ak [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> fk [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> akf [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> a [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> kf [20:52] <@CIRCLE_> afk @CIRCLE_ On May 20 2011 07:22 Chezinu wrote: "Be Strong, Be a Martyr, Be Brown." As the nukes fall from the sky and the Post-apocalyptic California becomes a reality. This is War.... War never changes... Fire falls down... Fire falls down! The Beast within is scorched. The fire shall purify me...Nothing shall hinder me now... Nothing... I no longer have conflicts within my soul. For death is imminent. I can now speak without repercussions. My town, forgive me. I disappoint not only myself but the town as a whole. What have I done? What can I claim that benefits the town? The Truth... I may be a hero of the past but in the present I'm nothing but a clueless player.. An illusion of greatness... Winning is deceptive.. For it is fleeting.. One moment, your on top of the mountain, the next your in the valley. Does it matter what greatness you've witness on the peaks when you are blinded in the darkness of the valley? Maybe so..maybe so.. For that is where one can gain his strength back. In hope that one day, through the sacrifice of a martyr he might one day stand on the peak. But what martyr can one hope in to be willing to give up his life to save another? Especially to save someone like me who is crazy and unrepairable by all means of psychiatric help.. How would they know if I would behave well on the mountain top? How would they know that I wouldn't abuse the opportunity given to me? If I were to be saved... I would need to be changed myself.. For my evil desires will lure me into insanity once again.. There must be a way to kill the evil within, is fire the answer? Will the fire consume the evilness within me and burn it into a crisp. Will this fire birth in me a new desire? A desire that will spread out of me and consume those around me? That they too will be free from there wickedness? Brown Forever, Forever Brown. What can stop this cycle of brownness? A hero is needed, A martyr who is stronger than brown itself, a priest willing to resurrect him whom sacrificed himself. For the hero, the martyr, and the priest shall unit together to form an unstoppable town force that will use fire to burn the impurities from brown earth. For brown is always slaking because it is always dearth. You Chezinu, the mad scientist who loves talking to yourself. But wait…you talk back! You must regain your sanity by killing X, your evil other half. Once you do so, you will finally be able to get your laboratory in order and start making inventions again. When you regain your powers and can invent something, you must give your inventions to another player. You have only one invention. You may never claim your role or power in the thread, and cannot hint, refer to, or explain the situation with your evil twin. You must also reference the brown empire in at least one post per day. Also, once you have killed your evil twin, remnants of your insanity still remain. You must post a fake pm at least once per day or have a meaningful conversation with yourself in the thread. Just remember, your other half is out to kill you too! Note: Two people are given the role Chezinu. They must kill each other in order to unlock their invention ability. + Show Spoiler [LSB] + On March 06 2011 07:43 LSB wrote: Bait and Switch A new idea of a play Welcome to the bait and switch! By giving imperfect information to the mafia, we can tell a lot. Read why I did this before you yell out LAL The setup + Show Spoiler + What happened Night 3 LSB shoots Bum Doctor Protects LSB Mafia Shoots Foolishness and LSB People dead: LSB and Foolishness. What town thinks happened Night 3 LSB shoots LA Mafia shot Bum and Foolishness LA is Vet People dead: Bum and Foolishness. Keep in mind, mafia has a pretty good idea of what happened Night 3. The key difference is that the town thinks that LSB could be telling the truth about LA The Bait + Show Spoiler + We set up the switch like this. I’m in contact with LA. LA claims that he was hit last night. I then claim I hit him. Simple. Now the key point is that. LSB is the bait here. When town looks at this situation, naturally the townie would gravitate towards lynching LA. For example, check this out On March 05 2011 07:07 GMarshal wrote: Alright, so this either confirms you two or is a desperate scum gamble to survive, if we hung either of you the other would be confirmed, however the price of that confirmation is bringing us one day closer to lylo if you guys aren't a scumteam... So, people what are your thoughts on the topic? If we lynch LA we confirm LSB as town or scum depending on the flip, alternatively we could just ignore that and go after kevinconism/others as our lynch of the day and worry about LSB and LA tomorrow, hoping that a mafia hit would flip one of them for us. When GMarshal sees what happens, his first reaction is to lynch LA. This is because LA isn’t a great contributor, he is under suspcision, and the town wants to get rid of him. Having LSB claim is just another plus. Now, but what happens if LA is lynched? He flips green, and LSB looks good (Well assuming he is green, he could be red, but either way LSB is a better lynch for mafia) But if LSB is lynched, that’s a big plus for mafia. So the bait is there. Who would take the bait? The Switch + Show Spoiler + Chaoser On March 05 2011 07:10 chaoser wrote: Lynch LSB. If he's vigi then we have 100% confirmed in LA being a vet since I doubt medics protected him. If LSB is red then LA is red too. On March 05 2011 07:12 chaoser wrote: LSB, if you were vigi, why didn't you hit barundar yourself? You were calling for a hit on him? Chaoser immediately pushed the town to lynching LSB instead of LA. Instead of lynching LA to confirm LSB, he realizes this could be his chance to take out LSB, who's been confirmed three times over But wait? Didn’t he have this great post about why we should lynch LA? http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=191888¤tpage=81#1604 (A gigantic post telling us why LA is supposedly mafia) Why would he suddenly abandon all thought of lynching LA. Lynching LA would do the same thing, confirm that LSB is telling the ‘truth’ Unless he was mafia and took the bait. Chaoser went for the fat juicy target and took it. Mafia Caught! ##Vote Chaoser Why I did this?/How does this work? + Show Spoiler + After observing Mafia XXXVI and playing as mafia in Diplomacy, I realized one thing. If your mafia, it’s really hard to play against your interests. In Diplomacy, the Mafia interest was to take out the Vig. And I did that, I moved and attacked Ace. It was important to the mafia that we did this or Ace would have killed me, losing a lot of votes. At the same time, I didn’t consider what a townie would have done. A townie would have let Ace confirm himself. Instead I tried to fabricate a reasoning for my interests. Now lets apply this to this game. The choice is between LSB and LA. Mafia interest is to take out LSB, especially since LA is probably inactive. So they go for it and fabricate a reasoning and try to get the town to go with it. But remember. This isn’t what a townie would have done. A townie would have lynched the inactive (who isn’t going to help them in lylo anyways), because if they were both red, who is lynched first doesn’t matter And I am very sure about Chaoser because of one big reason. He abandoned him lynch of LA. If he really thought LA was mafia, why would he abandon it? The only explanation is that he is mafia and took the bait LastArgument So is LA actually green? Well, I don’t know… yet… there is an easy way to tell if LA is green. And that will come day 4. Why I am Town? I shot Bumatalarge. My PMs with Barundar foreshadows this I took a hit last night. I killed Annul and Seraph. Chaoser is red. On March 07 2011 05:09 Coagulation wrote: hmm perhaps an analogy. [On the bait and switch "Plan"] LSB Fell dick first on the ground got up and brushed himself off and said with an extremely straight face and the utmost composition "i did that on purpose" then commenced lynching the shit out of the poor soul who laughed the hardest. On March 07 2011 06:39 LSB wrote: Coag described it pretty well You LSB, the man with a plan. You must spend a majority of your posts discussing and pushing the agenda for your plan, whatever it may be. Getting people to reveal their identities? Or something like that. Your plans must also include fancy graphics, a catchy title, and a list of who is good at this game. Furthermore, you are not allowed to follow your own plan, and must advertise your abilities as a PROVEN scumhunter. Luckily, on any night, you have the ability to swap powers with any player. This effectively gives you all of your target’s activated abilities but gives this ability to your target. In addition, once per day you may force someone to roleclaim in the thread. You can activate this by PMing me, and I will PM the target player. But beware, the roleclaim may potentially be untrustworthy! (Roleclaimer must not reveal that he is being forced to roleclaim in any way, or he will be modkilled.) + Show Spoiler [Kenpachi] + On March 29 2011 06:34 Lanaia wrote: Show nested quote + On March 29 2011 06:29 Kenpachi wrote: im always around to be analyzed. faithful bodybag Kenpachi So, you want to be analyzed but don't want to analyze anybody? That's what I got out of that statement, at least. On March 29 2011 06:36 Kenpachi wrote: ionno i counter analyze cause i dunno where to start faithful attacking bodybag Kenpachi On March 01 2011 12:58 Kenpachi wrote: I, I was killed.. Im flattered On March 01 2011 14:16 Coagulation wrote: also LOL @ mafia spend kp on Kenpachi You are Kenpachi, a forum veteran…who unfortunately often gets lynched day 1 because people think you are a bad player. Luckily, the gods have heard your cries, giving you an extra night life and the ability to dodge one lynch. Unfortunately, your bad habits tend to stick around. As such, you can only accuse people who accuse you first. + Show Spoiler [Pandain] + Day 3 Actions KtheZ checks Pandain the Mafia Trash Collector On November 06 2010 08:01 LSB wrote: Day 3 Coagulation (15) Lynched Pandain (10) On November 09 2010 09:01 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Day 4 Final Vote Count Hyperbola (9) KtheZ (7)* Pandain (7) On November 11 2010 22:42 LSB wrote: Day 5 Kenpachi (6) Pandain (3) Show nested quote + On November 12 2010 10:22 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Day 6 Tonight would become the opus of Insania. Tonight battles were fought. Tonight, murrayitis would finally do its wretched work. Tonight, lots of people would die. infundibulum had done what he had avoided all the previous days. He made sure L would not be lynched. He had been very hesitant about using his powers, but today he had felt he had no choice. Using his vote rigger ability, he had moved a vote from L onto NB. Although in theory this was simply moving one mafia vote to the other, in practice this meant assuring L’s survival. After seeing the results of the ill-fated lynch, he had a feeling this was not going to end well. A third party that had made itself well known to town started to pursue him. As they caught up and held Infundibulum against the wall, they thanked him for his efforts, stating that they were now working with the mafia and would assure victory for both parties involved. “But how does that make you any better than them? Is that not what you wanted?”, Infundibulum pleaded. “We can always take care of the mafia later”, Lunar replied, as he pulled the trigger. Infundibulum the Vote Rigger is now dead. You are the Vote Rigger! After 'ensuring fair elections' in Russia, you know how to change people's votes! However, you only know how to change the person's vote so they will vote for you. Once per day, you can PM the mods to switch a person's vote to any other voter. Youngminii, also known as Lee Young Ho, was a particularly vocal member of the town. He barely had time to lynch people as most of the time he would lock himself up in KT Rolster’s basement to play Jaedong in secret. Unfortunately, this night would not be like other nights. After coming home from lynch day and entering his basement, he found Pandain staring at him. To be concluded... You are Flash! Your exceptional ability to turtle has allowed you to dodge any lynch. Should you ever be voted to be lynched, the person with the second most votes will get lynched instead. Node Forsaw his own death. He knew the mafia was coming after him. He opened the door expecting death. And saw instead... his brother NB. To be concluded... You are the Oracle! Every day, you get a vision of someone that's about to get hit the coming night. Use this ability wisely. You are the Crazed Gunman! You like killing people, that's why you joined up with the mafia. Once per night you kill someone at random. However, your health is tied to that of (the Oracle), if (the Oracle) dies, you die too. You can hit the mafia and even yourself if lady luck frowns on you. Meapak_Ziphh was sitting nice and comfy in her elderly home when suddenly a young man entered his house. The man was dressed like a doctor, and Meapak does not take kindly of doctors. Immediately after the man tried to ‘heal’ her, she immediately grabbed her purse, grabbed a gun and shot L resulting in his death. L the Mafia Drugs Dealer has died. You are the Mafia Drugsdealer! After hearing about the plague doctors, you have been hired by the Mafia to make their job a little harder. Every night, you may choose to deal drugs with any one person. If that person was a plague doctor, he will now infect his target with Murrayitis instead of curing them for that night. Unfortunately, it turned out that L had an infection. It quickly spread to her arm, and a ‘click’ was heard. The mastermind behind Murrayitis had decided it was time to put the plan into action. Meapak started to puke but couldn’t open her mouth far enough. She suffocated in her own puke. Meapak_Ziphh the Granny Veteran has died. You are the Granny Veteran! Stupid doctors keep pushing you around, so you're gonna show them! You can survive a hit, but if a doctor visits you, they will eat lead. LunarDestiny found himself in a deep deep sleep that night. He had begun to feel ill over the past couple of days and the town doctor told him to just rest. He thought it was a foolish solution but complied nonetheless. He awoke in a coughing fit, overcome with the unpleasant sensation of meaty lumps in his throat. As he coughed and hacked away, a putrid brown substance was found within his expectorant. What was it? By god, it was spam! The cold combination of chopped pork shoulders and ham combined with the rank mucous to make an unbearable smell. Not only that, but he suddenly had the urge to watch old comedy films starring Bill Murray. He knew it was the end. This couldn't be anything but the deadly M-Rus virus. Spam oozed out of his pores upsetting any moderator within a mile. He fell to the ground on his knees and prayed for the sweet release of death. As his lungs filled with spam the world around him dimmed. For reasons he didn't quite understand, he found himself cursing DoctorHelvetica's name. LunarDestiny the Bulletproof Traitor has died. You are a Bulletproof! You cannot be killed at night (but this ability can be roleblocked). You sense something growing within you though, and aren't very happy in your current position. You're also very hesitant to tell this to anyone. As LunarDestiny took his last dying breath, Glasse bust into his room. "NO! LUNAR!" He cried out. Glasse stooped over the corpse of his compatriot and cried. His tears dropped onto the puddles of spam surrounding Lunar's corpse. What Glasse didn't know was that his magic tears had the ability to give life to inatimate objects. Thus, the first giant spam monster was first born. Glasse backed away in horror but he was no match for a giant spam monster. With one mighty swipe of his giant spam claws, Glasse was bludgeoned into oblivion. Remember kids, spam kills. Glasse the Broadcaster Traitor has died. You are the Broadcaster. Every night starting night 1, you may PM me a message of max. 100 characters. This message will be placed in the next day post. Who's missing from this post? Epilogue soon to follow. On November 12 2010 10:30 LSB wrote: Epilogue I am Pandain. I used to be the mafia godfather. I used to be the leader of a group of lighthearted friends. I used to be a happy panda bear.. You are Pandain, the sole survivor from a long forgotten town in Liquidia. You are so old, that you are competing for the title of oldest man ever. As such, your sole goal in this game is to survive until the end (this is your win condition). Fortunately, you are bulletproof. But given your romantic vision of mafia games, you can’t help but claim DT on day 1, if only to see what will happen. Given your persistence, you can never retract this claim. In addition, if you ever reach majority but still manage to escape the lynch, you get to dodge a future lynch. + Show Spoiler [Annul] + On December 23 2010 08:28 annul wrote: im the president of quidditch at UF, my college's IQA team. this is a picture of me (on the right): thats how much You are Annul, the infallible quidditch king. Due to your infatuation with Harry Potter, you must make at least two Harry Potter references per day. At any night in the game, you may choose to suicide, killing yourself and anyone who visits you. + Show Spoiler [Dreamflower] + After she pins 2 mafia day 2: On May 17 2011 07:23 dreamflower wrote: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. If you say one more time than I am a "great player," I am going to snap, I swear. Seriously, I am not a great player; I just played in several old games, back when Day posts often had clues and the idea of inactivity modkills hadn't even been dreamed up yet. Just because I am old doesn't make me "great," believe me. So, please don't call me that. Thank you/ You are dreamflower. You have a pistol with one bullet that only shoots mafia. You may act at any night during the game. However, you must aim carefully! If you attempt to shoot a townie, you will commit seppuku out of disgrace (your target will survive). In addition, you must always emphasize how you are not a great player when making an analysis, and cannot defend your analysis against rebuttals. You are also lovers with X (Qatol) and have PM rights with him. + Show Spoiler [Coagulation] + On March 03 2011 06:03 bumatlarge wrote: Coag, you throw dice in the air to decide what day of the week it is. You are Coagulation, the loose lipped medic. You may PM up to 3 people of your choice, as long as you tell them that you are a medic. You must PM someone on day 1. You may never claim medic in the thread. You must also make a post in all caps at least once per day. + Show Spoiler [JimboSilvers] + On January 11 2011 17:57 JimboSilvers wrote: I want to take a break from my so called tunneling lol and address the nasty lil situation we got here. I want everyone who is thinking of voting fishball or jackal or layoffrage or anyone because they think they are the traitor or copycat to stop and think a moment. Fishball talked about this and I want to reinforce it since you peoples can't seem to read it. I swear half the time anything important gets posted it's automatically converted into invisible forum ink. In Pick You Power 2 this is what happened- 1- Southrawrea - pick 6 - says day 1 "Somebody picked traitor ahead of me cause I didnt get it lolz" 2- Town lynches Hesmyrr - pick 4 - trying to find the traitor on the first day. 3- Town lynches Southrawrea trying to find the traitor on day 3. They lynched the serial killer day 2 fyi. 4- Town shoots Chaoser - pick 2- trying to find the traitor with their compvigi shot night 3. 5- Town lynches LSB traitor - pick 3 - finally getting the traitor day 4. Tell me. Is that worth it? Let's hear what Ace says: Show nested quote + On September 06 2010 20:37 Ace wrote: Southwarea did the right thing ringing the bell about a traitor in the top ranks, but did the wrong thing and accused Hessmyrr out of no where. Still no idea how anyone thought that was a good lynch. Now in our situation we have the person claiming he missed on traitor at pick NINE instead of six. It's even worse! Who cares about the damn traitor lets lynch some scum people! If you don't think aidnai is scum then fine. Find a better one and prove it to us. But don't you dare just sit there and talk about the bullshit you currently are. It doesn't matter what happens with the traitor. They'll get revealed as the game goes on because they are in the all important upper slots where lots of people will probably die. We got five other buggers to fry first. To hell with the damn copycat. To hell with 'oh my god he might be the traitor' talk. To hell with pardoning the lynch. Find scum or die trying. That's Jimbo's motto and it better be yours too! On January 15 2011 17:19 JimboSilvers wrote: Damn this is getting interesting. So I guess since deconduo is confirmed CC now, its unlikely we have a CPR doc unless someone was ballsy enough to pick it when it was pretty clear deconduo was going to pick it. So we might have 3 SKs unless the 4th hit last night was from a JOAT. Deconduo should hit beneather. I'm pretty sure he's scum. Why? He's damn useless and posts only questions, one liners, doubt posts, and posts that just seems like he's trying to act. He doesn't offer any strong opinions, and offers questions on pointless information. And after he poses the questions, he never follows up and offers insight. His voting record is also laughable, he votes for LayOffRage day 1, and abstains day 2. He also has no acceptable reasoning for either of his votes. kitaman should hit Fishball. Why? First off, this confirms kitas role and targets a troublemaker. If fishball flips traitor, then kita is confirmed innocent otherwise the hit wouldn't go through and fishball would be recruited instead. This is unlikely though, as I think Fishball is just plain scum. Hes been useless, calls out a bunch of people calling them scum with little reason. Although his play can be interpreted as "he's just having fun", he is active yet doesn't contribute. He stirs the pot when there is already chaos in the air, and doesn't do anything to actually help the town. Burn his ass. For the third hit (CPR Doc/3rd SK), I propose zeks. This just reminds me of someone who is hiding. Said some stuff earlier about LSB's plan, announced his number, and announced that "I'll say that I'll be taking one of Alignment Cop, Tracker, Mason or Witch." Well its time for him to crawl out of your cave there, because for being an investigative role hes pretty clueless. Hes obviously not the witch. Either way, if hes any of the other roles he should state which one he is right now. Otherwise we should just shoot him. The rest of his posts have a common theme with the other above targets. Useless and insightless. He votes with flimsy reasoning on day 1, and didn't vote day 2. You are JimboSilvers, the master of concealment. You travel incognito, and as such, nobody knows that you are truly a sniveling politician who has extensive dealings in the underground market. You get to buy one person’s vote per day at any time during the day. They lose their vote, and you may place it wherever you like. In addition, every post must contain an accusation, analysis or plan. No fluff. + Show Spoiler [~OpZ~] + YOU ARE COMPLACENT WITH QATOL giving you death You are SHEEP ##Vote Qatol## EBWOP: ...YOU ARE COMPLACENT WITH QATOL giving you death AND KNOW YOU'RE INNOCENT?! Fucking sheep....-_- If you are pro town, as Foolishness said, you should not die. Notice how Qatol's plans don't seem to offer his death? He can't just give us a plan and tell us to follow it, and THROW his OWN neck out there? Instead, he seems to be going for the two townies who picked compulsive vig? You're also ignoring the fact we could No lynch and see whom the mafia member tries to target. Wittle our deaths down without adding to them. No body consider that? Sure, I'll be left alive... ACTUALLY, how about this...Let's no lynch and let the compulsive vig shoot me? =D We don't need to lynch. The compulsive vig can be our lynch. I'll be happy to die by that method if we don't lynch and follow Qatol like sheep, if that becomes the case. But I nominate Qatol to be killed no matter what. And Citizen has been quiet as hell. Back at me house. Thank you sheep. Follow Qatol to your death. Kill Qatol tonight, and sense I'm dead, I don't feel like going back and looking, but see how long it took citizen to jump on the scum lynches. I wouldn't say trust him too much because he's pretty good in his own right. (He's kinda a hot head.) I didn't wanna ride citizen earlier because I know I'm not scum, but you all kept accusing me. (Idk why Qatol is saying citizen is confirmed, but Qatol would be the wiser choice.) Also, I was one of the first to say vote for zona...Or maybe not necessarily Zona. Reanalyze Zona's post. see if he supports Qatol or citizen. I'm not doing detective work for Korynne's sheep ass. Oh well. Let's see what happens. You are ~OpZ~, the sinister bomberman. At Night you may PM me a player to prime with explosives. You must also give me a codeword to set off the explosives. If any of the player(s) you have primed use the codeword you've given me after the bomb has been laid (for example, if you put a bomb on Ver night 1, he cannot activate the bomb by saying the codeword until day 2) they will detonate all your explosives currently laid. Your codeword can't be something extremely simple so be careful on what you pick. The codeword is not activated via quoting. The target must say it voluntarily. You may lay one bomb per night. In addition, you love town circles. So much, in fact, that you will claim to be in one by day 2 even if you’re not. You must defend your circle from all attacks, and claim that everyone who disagrees with your opinion is a sheep. + Show Spoiler [0cz3c] + On December 16 2008 07:09 0cz3c wrote: Please refer to my previous posts that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt my absolute innocence... We have already done much to scatter the mafia, but there is still much to be done. I assure my fellow green townies that I, as a loyal, green, and plain townie will assist as much as possible in discovering the culprits on this circulating conspiracy. Innocents, we are like the plains of Africa. We are plain, we are pure, we are plenty, we are succulent and necessary to the survival of benevolent blue creatures, but most importantly, we are green. To establish myself as an innocent, green townie, I will, from now on, only write in the green font while in this topic. I think that that will prove that I cannot be any other role than a green townie. On May 17 2009 02:24 0cz3c wrote: Hey Guys, I'm running for mayor. I have nothing to offer. Absolutely nothing. In fact, I suspect I'll make a terrible mayor. Therefore, I ask that everyone vote for me. Please do. I feel that now would be the most opportune moment to say something everyone ignores: L is mafia. I'll be voting to lynch him every day from now. Lastly, I suspect that Ver is not, but, of course, it is far too premature to matter. If he is not, then it seems to me that that propitiates the town's ability to win. So yeah, I'm tentatively thinking about perhaps voting for Ver. You 0cz3c, and embody the art of the absurd. As such, you must always explain your crazy actions in a transparent, serious tone, while pretending that everything you say is completely logical. Feel free to claim every possible role in the game while bolding, underlining, and coloring random parts of your posts. Finally, at least once per day, you must post a % list detailing your top 5 mafia and top 5 innocent candidates. In addition, you have the power to rig the vote once per game…but only if you are the leading candidate during the hour before the lynch deadline. If you activate this power, you may choose to lynch anyone you wish. + Show Spoiler [AttackZerg] + Officially dead after suiciding Ace. On January 06 2009 12:02 AttackZerg wrote: You know what ROL, I'm tired of your little digs at me. Guess what guys, ROL is red, he is actuall the mafia doctor. P.S, sorry caller! I'm tired of getting gay teamates. On January 06 2009 12:38 AttackZerg wrote: From: RebirthOfLeGenD Subject: couldn't decide Date: 1/6/09 12:17 Which would fuck with the town more, if I said "lul" or confessed, I decided to go with lul. Reply On January 06 2009 12:55 Caller wrote: NIGHT For some reason the voting machines were acting weird today. But the votes must be counted for the sake of democracy! RebirthofLegend and Kuja900 were marched to the platform. With last words of "lol" and "town sucks," respecitvely, RebirthofLegend received a rake in the ass which stuck all the way through into Kuja900 and then some. Hee hee. It's almost like mafia know exactly what's going on, some thought. (notice the lack of a nocluearea) *The vote riggers rigged the lynch for RoL to die* On January 06 2009 14:09 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: .................................................................................................................................... I hate this fucking game. AttackZerg, go kill yourself. Why the fuck do you insist on ruining mafia games? Your post just fucked the town even more, I am guessing both vote riggers acted today? Or can someone double shot their powers? Either way, no more AZ in mafia games. After the last 2 games being totally buttfucked, I really hope we have someone who runs a good mafia game. You are AttackZerg. You play this game for the lulz, and as you have very strong team (mafia) loyalties, you will do anything it takes to give your team the advantage. You have built a three tiered defense to protect your team from the town. First and easiest, you could blatantly push the mafia agenda in the thread and attempt to discredit pro-town players. More interestingly, you may roleblock players, but if all else fails, you have the backup option of suiciding into any player you wish at any time, eliminating them and everyone who visited them that cycle. Actions + Show Spoiler + Day 1: Pandain bans Kurumi Curu defends VisceraEyes VisceraEyes PMs jackal58 deconduo buys kitaman27 forces Curu to roleclaim aidnai is lynched Night 1: Mafia elect to hit Meapak_Ziphh, Foolishness, and Chezinu Barundar places a bomb on Kavdragon with the code word "Insane" Mr. Wiggles protects kitaman27 syllogism roleblocks sandroba LSB shoots kitaman27 ghrur shoots Kurumi Curu tracks and watches VisceraEyes Node checks VisceraEyes Chezinu checks Curu but is shot by the mafia Kavdragon invents a Digital Scale, which acts as a list check Foolishness, Chezinu, and Meapak_Ziphh are killed by the mafia. Kurumi is killed by ghrur Day 2: Pandain bans bumatlarge Curu defends Palmar (not Mig!) bumatlarge nukes Kavdragon Kavdragon says the word "insane" and explodes! VisceraEyes PMs Palmar deconduo buys ~OpZ~'s vote and makes him vote bumatlarge kitaman27 forces Kenpachi to roleclaim flamewheel frames bumatlarge and makes him flip Mafia bumatlarge is lynched Night 2: Mafia elect to hit Mig, LSB, and deconduo. Barundar places a bomb on Curu with the code word "atmosphere" Mr. Wiggles protects kitaman27 syllogism roleblocks sandroba sandroba uses the Digital Scale on the Day 2 bumatlarge vote list, but is roleblocked and wastes the power Curu tracks and watches Palmar Node checks tnkted VisceraEyes protects Palmar ~OpZ~ is modkilled Mig, deconduo, and LSB are killed by the mafia Day 3: Curu defends ghrur VisceraEyes PMs redFF BloodyC0bbler is modkilled Palmar is lynched Night 3: Mafia elect to hit VisceraEyes, sandroba, and tnkted Barundar places a bomb on redFF and changes the code word to "marines" Mr. Wiggles protects kitaman27 syllogism roleblocks VisceraEyes kitaman27 forces tnkted to roleclaim kitaman27 swaps powers with tnkted, giving him the power to end the lynch at any time Node checks Mr. Wiggles VisceraEyes protects jackal58 but is roleblocked jackal58 suicides into sandroba RebirthOfLeGenD uses his power and saves sandroba VisceraEyes and tnkted are killed by the mafia jackal58 dies from suicide RebirthOfLeGend and syllogism are caught in the explosion because they visited sandroba Day 4: kitaman27 ends the lynch early sandroba is lynched Night 4: Mafia elect to kill Node, ghrur, and youngminii Pandain bans youngminii redFF says the word "marines" and explodes, along with Curu Mr. Wiggles protects Pandain Barundar places a bomb on Scamp with the code word "Jenkins" Node, ghrur, and youngminii are killed by the mafia Mafia and Kenpachi wins! As a final note, I would like to apologize for a mistake I made this last night. redFF was not supposed to explode from the bomb. I overlooked the fact that he had bodyguard protection from Scamp and was immune to all forms of death except lynch. Although this did not affect the outcome of the game, I again sincerely apologize for this error. | ||
Ace
United States16096 Posts
August 23 2011 03:35 GMT
#1632
You people just dont think at all. ETA: Make that 3 Townies, who all flipped Town on death. Silly. | ||
Pandain
United States12979 Posts
August 23 2011 03:39 GMT
#1633
On August 23 2011 12:35 Ace wrote: I find it amazing that Pandain role claims, role blocks two Townies(in public!), and yet you still think he's Town. You people just dont think at all. ETA: Make that 3 Townies, who all flipped Town on death. Silly. I wanted to ban everyone every day and get away with it but was scared. I feel like the best part was when I actually became pro town and posted what I felt a logical and amazing analysis of the bumatlarge situation, they started to accuse me and even my own mafia team wanted to bandwagon me. Then I just stop posting for 3 days and wtf no one accuses me anymore. | ||
chaoser
United States5541 Posts
August 23 2011 03:41 GMT
#1634
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Ace
United States16096 Posts
August 23 2011 03:43 GMT
#1635
He's making too much sense, kill him before it spreads! or He's stupid. But wait, he's just playing because Mafia wouldn't be that dumb! But it's good to see that you still have the knack for staying alive days after you should have been dead. I'll never understand how you pull it off | ||
Mr. Wiggles
Canada5894 Posts
August 23 2011 03:44 GMT
#1636
On August 19 2011 04:53 Curu wrote: rofl Scamp keep digging yourself in deeper. That's the opposite of a Pro Town mindset - Townies don't contribute opinions because they're asked to or forced to, they do it automatically to find scum. But scum only want to surrender their thoughts if forced. This post had me laughing a lot, if you look at my posting restriction. :p | ||
Ace
United States16096 Posts
August 23 2011 03:46 GMT
#1637
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ghrur
United States3785 Posts
August 23 2011 03:47 GMT
#1638
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GMarshal
United States22154 Posts
August 23 2011 03:51 GMT
#1639
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chaoser
United States5541 Posts
August 23 2011 03:56 GMT
#1640
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