<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time,
so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn.
So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants.
Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns~

HAHAHAHAH

Levu

Germany675 Posts

August 26 2004 04:34 GMT

#12

i saw all of them on bash.org

Taguchi

Greece1575 Posts

August 26 2004 04:39 GMT

#13

ive seen all of them too, but i always enjoy a potpurri of bash.org quotes, thx!

juSblazin

United States691 Posts

August 26 2004 04:43 GMT

#14

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

ROFLMAO

Refrain[FriZ]

Canada4337 Posts

August 26 2004 04:46 GMT

#15

funny stuff =]

Ready2[ESC]

Hungary1436 Posts

August 26 2004 04:55 GMT

#16

haha golden

SpiriT-DemoN-

United States684 Posts

August 26 2004 05:22 GMT

#17

That was worth the time i took to read it.. LOL

hunterAS

United States408 Posts

August 26 2004 05:24 GMT

#18

this was my favorite because i think pirates are cool

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

RedAreStupid.

Sweden476 Posts

August 26 2004 05:32 GMT

#19

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world

ownage

SweeTLemonS[TPR]

11739 Posts

August 26 2004 05:42 GMT

#20

I think a lot of those are made up. Like the one where he's talking to the girl about sexing her up, and then it's her mom... Yeah, I don't see that as being real, and I don't see a mom reacting like that, either.