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Binky1842
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<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado Hahah, I about died of laughter from that one. The Trix/Lucky mascot was funny too. | ||
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DooMeR
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[GiTM]-Ace
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WickedDreams
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so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. <Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns~ HAHAHAHAH | ||
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juSblazin
United States691 Posts
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^ ROFLMAO | ||
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Ready2[ESC]
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SpiriT-DemoN-
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hunterAS
United States408 Posts
Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety. Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar. Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin. Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR. Pirate: Avast! Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow! Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east. Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off. Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound. | ||
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RedAreStupid.
Sweden476 Posts
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world ownage | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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radiaL
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<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it <spitfire> haha mendo <spitfire> take a screen shot <spitfire> wait <spitfire> that made no sense the pirates one rules too ![]() | ||
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KiLLme1st
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Only)blue
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Only)blue
Canada113 Posts
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch! <superwoman> DANNY?!?!?! <GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?! lol | ||
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dronebabo
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EnDeR_
Spain2777 Posts
<tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andy\code> A common typo. <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. (from bash.org top 100 quotes or something) | ||
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EnDeR_
Spain2777 Posts
[edit]Im gonna add all quotes i find funny at bash.org if anyone cares to read (if u'd rather spend 2 hours reading through sucky quotes, just pm me and ill stop) #111338 +(6962)- [X] <JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. <anamexis> oh man <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) <anamexis> :< <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind | ||
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pooper-scooper
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
http://www.bash.org/?top http://www.bash.org/?top2 And then, in addition to the links, post the 2% of your quotes that are not from bash.org's top 200? Instead of citing the quotes that everyone sees because they're in the top 200, why not cite quotes that aren't up there but still great anyway? Examples: Edit: I see TLnet doesn't display anything between < and > if it's just letters =/. #106358 < Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs < kessel> RL is good < Pizza|> whats rl ? < kessel> Real Life < Pizza|> link ? #136365 <+Jenda_away> javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2'); <@contagious> Not sure that link is gunna werk;] <+Jenda_away> www.javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2');.com <@contagious> lol <@contagious> That one either <+Jenda_away> hmm <+Jenda_away> fuck you #283097 < Sabdo> So I went into my school's band room for the first time today < Sabdo> Biggest bunch of nerds I've ever met. < Sabdo> and this one girl walks in, really hot, < Sabdo> and I swear to fucking god, < Sabdo> three kids pulled out inhalers #343937 < BlackAdder> no, because ds told me that building a comp is like putting together lego < BlackAdder> and then i went and tried putting lego together to see < BlackAdder> and i cut my finger | ||
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Frits
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oh my god ROFL | ||
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Liquid`Jinro
Sweden33719 Posts
KING King 2 :D Wow bash is great ^____^;; Sorry just had to post those two :O | ||
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Liquid`Jinro
Sweden33719 Posts
On August 26 2004 14:52 KiLLme1st- wrote: LOL...Man I was reading those while on the phone with customer's at work, and I just started busting out laughing a couple times. I am so going to get fired rofl... HEHE Bash.org material almost :O | ||
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Liquid`Jinro
Sweden33719 Posts
<`TroLL> you know when its time to jerk off when the vice cities hookers are turning you on | ||
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karelen
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hunterAS
United States408 Posts
errrmm but its funny so I grant you funny thx. | ||
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pinbaLL
Sweden1711 Posts
especially at those Harry Potter-quotes :D | ||
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tfeign
United States2980 Posts
(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l? (Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure ![]() (JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-) (Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie (JHawk111420) k, how old are ya? (Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ![]() (JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like? (Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up? (JHawk111420) both :-D (Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops traffic (JHawk111420) and before your dressed up? (Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello .... | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
On August 26 2004 15:58 EnDeR_ wrote: <tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK <tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andy\code> A common typo. <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. (from bash.org top 100 quotes or something) :D Doesn't matter how many times you read that one, it's still amusing. | ||
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Kardiss
Korea (South)21 Posts
On September 19 2004 03:17 Energies wrote: :D Doesn't matter how many times you read that one, it's still amusing. I don't get this one. Can anybody explain? ?? | ||
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Locked
United States4182 Posts
On September 26 2004 12:20 Kardiss wrote: I don't get this one. Can anybody explain? ?? its a joke because he "typoed" YOU ALL SUCK DICK instead of hi. Its supposed to be ironic or w/e. And the second guy is being sarcastic when he says "a common typo" also, copy+pasting bash.org quotes is not that funny... | ||
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
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Locked
United States4182 Posts
On September 26 2004 12:33 choboPEon wrote: you just ruined that quote forever. thx | ||
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LetMeBeWithYou
Canada4254 Posts
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aReLaZ-y
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cite your sources please, you can get in trouble one day... k read some comments, and ALL your quotes are from bash.org... plz dont lie, ppl make mistakes, just dont try and hide it like that in front of like thousands of ppl | ||
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hunterAS
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Chibi[OWNS]
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Casper...
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
On September 26 2004 14:12 MiniRoman wrote: Has no one ever read bash.org? bash sucks lately. they get one good quote a page now. | ||
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TanGo
Sweden1019 Posts
On August 26 2004 14:42 SickofLife wrote: I think a lot of those are made up. Like the one where he's talking to the girl about sexing her up, and then it's her mom... Yeah, I don't see that as being real, and I don't see a mom reacting like that, either. It is probably his friend making it up... | ||
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