Closing this because:

1. Most people probably don't know who you are, so they won't know what to ask you about.
2. You straight up disappeared, wtf. Even if the first question someone asked would help with #1, you weren't around to answer.

Closing fusionsdf's because, as a mod, I hate him.


For attention whoring threads in the future:

- Give some background about who you are (see http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/ for examples of successful attention whoring threads)
- Stick the fuck around. If you're going to say "hey everyone look at me!", at least be there when people look. It's common courtesy.