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Some guy went Blings and nothing but, wiped out my entire army and retreated to expand, seems like a fair thing to do but my macro was much better than his (though still truly awful) and I replenished my army before he tried another attack, but this point I had literally double his food, and 3 bases (one gold)
"bad game, terran is so op"  I was like, a'ight, ignore the fact you tried to one base the entire game with nothing but ling/bling....
I have raged myself too actually, I am ashamed of it, today I told a guy in TvT that I hoped he would die in a car crash because he spent most of the game throwing cloaked banshees, ravens, tanks and battlecruisers at my army. I spent the game going "Nah, it's cool, I'll just make marines and medivacs...."
I feel bad for being as asshole -_- but it was like the 6th game in a row I lost, having just lost to 3 cannon rushes.
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Hey guys, here are some tips to not rage.
Step 1: Play your first game: If you win, great. You are feeling pretty good. Repeat step 1. If you lose skip to step 2.
Step 2: Smoke weed. Play another game. If you win or lose, repeat step 2.
I think ret uses this technique, so he doesn't really want to play in korea anymore.
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I was laddering and was matched up against a zerg player on jungle basin. Yes, I know it's a horrible matchup for them, I don't know why they didn't thumbs down the map. Anyway, they fast expo'd and took a very fast third, and were generally playing extremely risky, so I did a 3 gate blink stalker push, and beat him right then and there. As I was destroying his buildings, he said 'afk' and sent all his drones to take every extractor on the map and build lots of hatcheries.
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Back in my silver days I did a PvP on scrap station. I go my usual 2 gate robo and get out the observer to see what he's doing.
When the observer gets over to his ramp, I see that he has a couple of dt's out which immediatly make me smile.
So I make another obs for my front door and sure enough the six dt's come in which I quickly kill. He then attacks again with 2 more dts and a few zealots. I then expand and tech to collosi. At this point my army is double what his is and I finally go and kill him.
15 minutes into the game and he's still one base dt ing me. I crush his zealot/dt army and he screams:
"HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SEE MY TEMPLARS WHEN THEY ARE CLOAKED!!!!"
Whenever I am having a bad day at SC2, I pop on that replay for a chuckle
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I got called a noob for "Rushing"
I sent 5 marines and a tank to his base to put on pressure at the 9-10 minute mark...he hadn't made a single bloody defense. He had 5 zerglings.
Yup I sure am I noob.
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I am very pissed for losing like 10 matches out of 15 today.
That is my rage story.
Grr.
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![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/AecHy.jpg)
during a TvZ on Meta, fun fact: he was playing random, just as i do.
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My name is Gruuv and these are my tales o' rage.
My scv's were just doing their mining thing and like 1 minute into all these bloody drones emerged from the shadows and started stomping my workers.
I freaked. I ctrl-alted my scv's and 1a'd them to the first drone.
They spun in circles and got ripped into bitty pieces.
I then ingloriously flew my CC away to the far corners of the map. Said unkind things to him until his muta popped I then told him "now I'm gonna leave and deny you the pleasure of destroying my building."
Not my finest moment.
I vowed to never again to think of douchebaggery as a valid response to losing. Be it toss cannon cheese (which I can now handle) or 4 gate proxy nonsense (my current evolution lol.) or the now laffable worker bumrush. Instead of reacting emotionally I go for the coolest response I can find. This actually lets me progress if not win.
As for being raged at... my favourite is being called noob... and my favourite response is 'better noob tham BM'd' which usually invokes the silence.
I got called a "thor whore". I nuked one opponent who then told me "if I hadn't been on a phone call the whole game I would of owned you" lol "but you were and you didn't"
Lol... it's a game and thats the reason we say 'have fun'
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I'm toss and he's Zerg.
I go for a 15 nexus, and he goes for baneling bust. Which fails miserably
Him:man plat players own everytime
Me:I'm gold...
Him:...
Him:fag
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Have been playing around on my NA account, worker rushed my placements and got put in silver(i'm masters SEA) have been facing 2800-ish masters players nonstop, beat a terran the other day who sat on two base the entire game while i took the whole map and eventually broke his siege line, he left without gg not so abnormal.
After the game though he decided to send me a message "I really hope you get aids and die a slow painful death" was the first person i've ever reported to b.net
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PvT on Metalopolis.
I see that he's afk, so I build two gateways and go to kill his CC. When it's at 25% health, the power goes out. He was favored, too. :<
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During Game - TVZ - Lost Temple
*Blocks ramp with bunkers (bunker rush)*
Osten: Not cool
Savy: xd
Osten: no
Savy: Cool is the word!
Osten: no
- Abusing idiot bastard
- Learn to play normally retard
Savy: lol
Osten: yes hahahah
- real funny
- fun that there is an abuse there
- dickhead
Savy: :<
- Chill, it's only a game
Osten: You are a game
- dont abuse if it's only a game
- play normally you fucking dickhead
*Few minutes later*
Osten: Yes it will be fun with your drop
Savy: sure will
Osten: you refuse to win by being better?
*Scouts two factories*
- FEW Factories
- TERREAN Terran Terran
- I can play that race too
- But I am not ubergeek
- Whats wrong with you?
- Seriously what is your diagnosis
Savy: haahahah
Osten: such a bad fucking game
- Yes haha
- It's downs-syndrome or?
Savy: HAHAAHAH
Osten: Why are you happy
- you noticed that I'm better than you on all fronts, right?
- Fun to be able to do so
- Cp Cocks
Savy: No, you lost, so i did not notice it
* QUITS *
AFTER GAME
Osten: so you actually did not notice it?
You: Ehm, are you serious?
Osten: Okay, cus you micro'd your geeky marines so good? oh yes what many spells you used.
- Really good micro
- much variety
- balanced as fuck
You: you didn't scout my strategy right?
Osten: you made ONLY MARINES
You: 4OC, heard of it?
Osten: 4 CP
- have you heard of it?
- it is when you have 4 CP defects in the same part of the brain
You: you know why I just made marines?
Osten: because you're bad and cant control more than one unit
You: because I built four orbital commands at 30 supply, so I had an INFINITE amount of minerals
- thats the only way to get rid of the minerals
Osten: Yes, and then I fucked you up and killed the marines, expanded faster, used more units, had more upgraded, better micro
- then you won
You: but you macro'd worse and upgraded less
Osten: yeah yeah
You: there you have it, therefore you lose.
*Osten has disconnected*
(Sorry for the bad translation to english, but I used google translate and skimmed through the text kinda quick, it's alot funnier in swedish, but you should at least be able to get one good laugh.)
Some cred to SoliD EU for helping me write this! (Almost did it all =) )
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Me: Okay Blizzard said they fixed their teammatch making so let's try some 3v3 random...
*Five games losing streak against Plat+ premades*
Me: .....
*Another game lost to a diamond premade*
"You have been demoted to Gold League"
Yeah. Great job Blizzard.
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I was playing a zvp on shakuras when my oponent goes for a forge expand build. I did the hidras drop and i watch only about 8 inmortals, microing with the overlord drop i kill a few probes, then i went for mutas. when i have 8 he had 4 stalkers and just 1 gate and 2 robos and he started saying hacker, hacker hacker, when i just scouted a little bit xD xD
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me: gl hf
him: FUCK U BASTARD
me: wtf ? bad shape ?
him: fuck ur mum u fucking badass motherfui..... and going on
i never was luckier sending my 1. probe off to offgates before writing gl hf then ever before xD
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On February 17 2011 17:14 Babaganoush wrote:
Me: Okay Blizzard said they fixed their teammatch making so let's try some 3v3 random...
*Five games losing streak against Plat+ premades*
Me: .....
*Another game lost to a diamond premade*
"You have been demoted to Gold League"
Yeah. Great job Blizzard.
That happened to me and my friend in 2v2, we kept getting diamond players so of course we lost all those, then we were demoted to silver =(
I've been getting a lot of rage lately, mostly directed at my race, like somehow if I win it couldn't possibly be because I was more skilled, it's because I'm terran. =(
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Him: "Wow you effin noob, that is the nubest strat ever, only noobs go DTs, you are so bad!"
Me: "sooo you lost to a noob strat?"
he leaves the game
I attempt to message him but he's already offline.
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I go 2g robo in pvp...
he goes 4 warpgate...
I attack and he dies
him - "all you fking noobs know how to do is 4 warpgate"
me - "im sitting confortably on 2g atm"
him - "bshit u fking hacker no way you can get that many units without 4 warpgates... im watching replay"
my nexus comes in and probes transfer...
me - "then how did i get immortals and an expansion?"
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[edit] 4 stories that I still lol over:
1. 2v2 with my buddy, PTvTZ on who cares, nobody knows what the 2v2 maps are called. One of the maps with no easy natural. I was playing at my absolute nubbish worst, my buddy was at his godly best.
They continuously deny both of our expos, but then only take one natural each. They kill our army at least once, but for some reason, never deliver the finishing blow. In a particularly spectacular moment, I walk my entire colossus/gw deathball into a tank/BL line and lose the whole thing; (they then proceed to get overzealous and walk their entire tank/BL line into my buddy's cloaked banshees and vikings.)
It seems that there's absolutely no way we could possibly win, since we're constantly broke and I keep suiciding my army (it was a bad day). But somehow, with my prodigious overuse of storm spamming and chargelots, and my buddy's ability to actually control his army in such a way as to be cost effective and harass expos, and their apparent inability to 1a to the back of our main, we wipe their army and move in for the kill. I'm not actually sure who was more BM in the exchange right before they ragequit:
Opponent: "Losing to you people was the most embarassing thing I've done all week."
Me: "Don't worry, it's only wednesday."
2. I tend to DT Fast expo in PvT, and since I'm low diamond, Terrans never ever ever scout it, even though it's blatantly obvious that I'm hiding tech somewhere and fast double-gassing, and since they never ever ever scout it, it kills them outright (even though that's not the point...) about 50% of the time. That causes a lot lot lot lot lot lot lot of raging.
A particular gem: After scanning my base and immediately ragequitting, I get a message, "You fking noob if you hadn't gotten that DT into my base I'd have crushed you I gave you that game."
Me: "lrn2scout" (User is ignoring you)
( I shouldn't feed the trolls :/ )
3. In my very first 1v1 placement match on shakuras, PvT, my opponent and I trade bases. I have 50 minerals, 1 nexus, and a bunch of units. He lifts his barracks off and floats it into space, and I have a hidden expo that he didn't know about it. He's trying to get me to call a stalemate (and presumably have me be the one to "call a draw" first), but he's been revealed and i haven't. I keep trying to tell him that since I haven't been revealed, I clearly have a nexus left, and I'm mining, so I've won. He pretends not to believe me.
As a result, I have to go from one probe and horridly supply blocked all the way up to stargate, all the while hearing him go "dude just give up, you lose, you totally don't have a base, you're bluffing." He holds out all the way until my void ray pops out, and even then, he makes me kill off all of his floating buildings.
Placement matches...
4. I like this one because it's a great way to shut down BM. I was playing a 2's game with my buddy. We wind up doing a base trade, in which we wipe one of them out and they wipe me out. So I'm sitting there microing for my buddy, but we're behind. (I didn't know this, as losing your whole effing base is not conducive to scouting.)
Eventually, the one we wiped out starts spamming chat with variations on, "Just stop. Just leave. You virgins are so awful." (I haven't actually been convinced that we've lost yet, as it's his mass marines vs our zling bling--incidentally, he's up a base and about 10 workers, but we didn't know that). So I respond, "Academically speaking, wouldn't a virgin be way better at starcraft?"
He stopped for about a minute, and then said, "touche." We gg'd shortly after that when he wiped us with what I believe a tank/marine mix, and the exchange was very GM.
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