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Malkavian183
Turkey227 Posts
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Goldfish300
United Kingdom40 Posts
Anyway, I was with a protoss and zerg, I was protoss. The protoss got blocked at 10 for about 2 minutes, then expanded and died moments later when 9 zealots appeared (all 3 ai were toss). The zerg continued to tech to muta leaving me to deal with an increasing number of zealots. I kited them long enough for him to get muta. The game lasted about 10 more minutes. I expanded twice and died to macro an army to take on the 3 player death ball of zealots and immortals the ai had. I couldn't do it and got stomped. Utterly stomped, so I left. When I return from the kitchen I find angry messages from the zerg calling me a noob and Fing retard for not killing 3 ai on my own. He also blocked me after the messages. On a side note about manners, it seems a lot of people consider leaving without gg or wp to be BM or ragequit? Personaly I only gg if it was a good game (ie. I didn't screw up big time like forgeting gas on my expo or stupidly losing units etc. If I did that then I played a bad game. If we both played well then it was a good game) and I had fun. wp for people who just plain outplay me. Leaving without either isn't a ragequit. That needs bad language and maybe even caps. | ||
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Bibbit
Canada5377 Posts
I hit him on the ladder again right after. And I DT rushed the shit out of him. Again, not a fast expo by any measure but I certainly wasn't at all all-in. But the guy like freaked out. He (Foul language coming up) + Show Spoiler + Busted out the N word, told me to suck a cock, and hoped I died before leaving the game. Then he messaged me after the game to tell me I'm "fucking trash" and "the cheesiest protoss ever." Quite the clown. | ||
The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
I often start out a game with jokes or conversations for the lols. I've gotten some excellent ones. | ||
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/w9oOa.jpg) | ||
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DuckS
United States845 Posts
So I do what all other honorable, self-respecting Protoss players would do... 4gate I 4gate, win, he lifts up all buildings, and spends the next 15 minutes bad mannering like crazy.. I was on tilt because my dad had started downloading something and I was spiking every 5 seconds, and disconnected from BNet twice during the game.. still got the win ^^ So, this pretty vulgar. There is so much text that it's about 5 images, so I suggest you just watch the replay.. LaGTTDuckS vs RickyBobby ![[image loading]](http://www.topreplays.com/img/layout/download.png) | ||
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RaE21
United States260 Posts
Get matched with him again right after, he does double extractor trick and tries to drone rush me on xel'naga, but finds a 2 rax wall and supply and can't get in  Finish him off with a rine bunker push, and he rage quits. I couln't help myself, so I pmed him after and said "didn't make a banshee like you promised  " | ||
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Sega92
United States467 Posts
#1, toss cannon rushes me and has NOTHING in his base no cannons or a wall or anything just his forge, he doesn't even try to wall in my ramp with his cannons when i attack he calls me a douche and leaves me: LOL don't call me a douche because you fail at cannon rushing him: it's not because i failed, it's because you zerg rushed almost as gay as my cannon rush me: I didn't rush i built my pool at 14 like every standard zerg him: and then rushed me me: but when i saw you had NOTHING in your base him: you rushed me me: wtf was i supposed to do not attack in a war game? i didnt rush i attacked him: whatever and #2 it's LONG + Show Spoiler + this one the kid only expanded when he was almost out of minerals to the next base he went I went ling/bling muta into infestors later You: umm Terran can mass marines...and its not my fault you stayed on too few bases too long and never had enough to hold off an attack him: 4 bases?? and the gold.. all you made was lings.. must be nice a move a move a move You: okay...I had 4 bases up wayy longer I had my third before you had your natural and I made mutas and you made thors and vikings so i said fuck mutas I maybe should've gotten roaches and killed you faster? him: like I said.. I had tier 2.5/3 you made lings.. You: 3/3 lings him: 3/3 tanks/thors marines You: well then you suck you just never had enough tanks him: all you have to make is lings.. congrats You: I used to play Terran in sc1 and in the beta of sc2 more tanks always does well gg don't be mad becuse when the game gets over 15 minutes you suck you'll learn him: you only have to make lings dude.. congrats.. that takes skill.. You: in that game...against your shitty style...yeah because thats all I needed I knew I won that game before you even tried to take the third him: You didn't know shit.. My third was the gold.. you never even got the gold gold greater than your 1 extra base. face the facts.. you create lings/blings A move lings/blings A move that's it over and over.. There is ZER0 skill in that.. your muta's didn't do shit.. Why should I pressure you when you are throwing units at me over and over.. I expand.. kill your units.. it just must be nice you only have to create tier 1 units over and over.. no wonder you play zerg. You: HAHAHAHA coming from the Terran? I was 2500 diamond Terran then i switched to Zerg him: Zerg is the easiest race.. I was 3000 Zerg.. got bored how easy it was You: BS zerg can be killed so fast by anything him: Dude.. zerg is easy.. especially against terran. Mutas into ling /bling You: Terran is easy him: sure scrub.. You: scrub? who won bitch? him: I guarantee I look at your last 5 games against terran you go muta ling/bling zerg have no idea how to do anything else (i left and took a piss while this kid was arguing, he doesn't seem to understand the term "meta game" very well does he) What I thought faggot You: I can go roaches but its not as effective The player is ignoring you. LOLWIN sorry for the length but these are amazing rages at me P.S. will try to find the replays of these idiotic games here soon | ||
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KMARTRULES
Australia474 Posts
Him:fk lag Him:where r u? Me: Noob? (stirring him up) Him: fk u Him: fk ur mum Him: fk ur sister Then he leaves | ||
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Garson
Sweden203 Posts
![[image loading]](http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman02/funny%20flame%201.JPG) He lost vs a bunker rush and went on to whine some both ingame and in chatt | ||
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Ryndika
1489 Posts
e:Like I should rape the meaning of the word because of etiquette in mass ladder/custom game. | ||
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Pads
England3228 Posts
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7h30n
Croatia120 Posts
On March 05 2011 22:16 Ryndika wrote: Why people think I'm raging when I simply leave a game with quick f10 + N and then they msg me with furious rage about not saying GG lol. e:Like I should rape the meaning of the word because of etiquette in mass ladder/custom game. Who knows ... I sometimes leave the game without saying GG (usually when I get 4 gated or some other cheese). But I do tell people wp/gg if they really outplayed me (like some Protoss who faked FE and pulled a 4 gate on me). | ||
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asmo.0
Norway318 Posts
Can include a rage from both sides (backstory, third PvT in a row, all all-ins off 1 base by terran, so I was a bit annoyed): me: gg hf me: please make your all-in off 2 bases at least... *no response* 3-4mins later I see his ramp, 15 scv's and bio coming down the ramp. him: sry man (as he walks over) *after I held it off a bit later* me: What happened to the 2base before all-in? him: stfu op toss | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
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Drunkasarous
United States96 Posts
The guy bunker rushes me. Fails I decide "fuck it quick push with void rays and win this" Get my void rays and as soon as im in his base cloaked banshees in mine. Im like "lol bunker rush into 2port banshees?" I had forge so i popped a few cannons and was able to hold this off. Meanwhile my army is demolishing his base. Once all 4 of his banshees in my base are killed, he called me a cheeser and left. So void rays are cheese while bunker rushing into 2port banshees are not. | ||
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BreatheDeep
United States55 Posts
Because I only have 10 minutes to spare Before I go to soccer Him: Oh yeah? Me: Yeah Him: OK I dt rushed him and won in 8:20. Afterward Him: asshole. Me  Him: ... Nigger Me: .__. | ||
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cyclone25
Romania3344 Posts
We spawn close on Meta, he's terran and has awful micro. I win easily, then he goes: "So many nerds today". I looked at his account and he has a total of ~7000 games played + campaign on brutal. 1000 of those games are FFA. Seriously, he should be the last person on b.net calling someone a nerd. | ||
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Conotor
Canada14 Posts
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FEiN
United Kingdom91 Posts
![[image loading]](http://ompldr.org/vN3A5Ng/morons.png) Pretty much ZvT on typhon peaks, he never attacks me untill i push his army with broodlords, containing him to 2 bases while he just turtles with 80% tanks and marines, then complains that the map is hard. I laughed inside. | ||
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