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Rage Stories - Page 69
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vizir
Finland154 Posts
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PsiTech
Canada10 Posts
"Apophis: if the game is really so difficult for you just play something else Apophis has reconnected. You: lol qq The player is ignoring you. Apophis: try pac man or something simple that doesnt involve other people because you are showing everybody how simple you are and also nobody wants people like you around here, we are trying to enjoy a good game here you dont get it, there is an entire community of people who enjoy this game and discuss strategies and make videos and such you have no idea but the point is that none of these people want you around here anymore so just play something else or at least change your name if you're going to play like a moron ?? why are you still here lol people are going to find out you cant hide who you are when you make yourself so transparent you are standing in front of millions of people trying desperately to convince them that you are the most retarded person on the planet is that what life is about, proving your own stupidity im sure nobody actually cares anyways just leave me alone now jerk" Made my fucking day. | ||
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RoyalFlush1994
Singapore30 Posts
b/c he went bencheese and i had obz out dum n0b lol | ||
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Shron
United States162 Posts
On March 05 2011 19:56 Garson wrote: ![[image loading]](http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman02/funny%20flame%201.JPG) He lost vs a bunker rush and went on to whine some both ingame and in chatt  You're kind of a jackass for egging him on like that, tbh... Unless he raged in-game a ton, there's no reason to attack some zerg losing to incredibly hard-to-defend early pressure from a terran :O And not only that, it was on backwater gulch? I don't think defending a bunker rush is even possible on that map. | ||
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locopuyo
United States145 Posts
Then he takes his marine ball and chases roaches overstimming like crazy till he has no health. See video. Then says "biggest nerds" "I can't handle it" "I had to do it" | ||
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NihiLStarcraft
Denmark1413 Posts
Anyways, I scout very early but I had to go gas because I would have needed that against the more probable Terran or Protoss choice, see his overlord, cancel gas but its all too late, his lings are already there. Hit right-click->View Picture to be able to read it, bottom-to-top as always... ![[image loading]](http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/dkh2/ragestoryhaha.png) I wasn't even really raging in real life (you know when you get the adrenaline and you really wanna punch something), was really calm actually, just didn't wanna let this kinda of shitty play go by without letting him know what I think. | ||
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ChThoniC
United States536 Posts
00:00:08 - USKC to ALL: so easy lose quick 00:00:14 - Sway to ALL: wat 00:00:16 - USKC to ALL: u 00:00:24 - Sway to ALL: i always lose quick 00:00:33 - USKC to ALL: good fuckin lose quick 00:00:41 - Sway to ALL: if u say so 00:00:46 - Sway to ALL: im rushing right now with 12 drones 00:00:46 - USKC to ALL: good 00:07:30 - USKC to ALL: you're fucking shit 00:07:33 - USKC to ALL: i mismicroed so bad 00:07:34 - Sway to ALL: lol 00:07:37 - Sway to ALL: yeah you did 00:07:42 - USKC to ALL: i hate zvz 00:07:44 - USKC to ALL: its so fucking stupid 00:07:45 - Sway to ALL: cry more ~after game~ You: the only thing !@#$ is your micro USKC has reconnected. USKC: !@#$ing jesus you suck %^&* You: lol USKC: whereas your everything is horrible You: i suck and i beat you what does that make you/ USKC: such is zvz you can suck and still win You: it makes you a whiny !@#$% do you want to play again? USKC: i don't waste time w/ nobodies You: you're a nobody... USKC: you're so easy to beat you couldn't have held my attack You: then why did you lose so hard? USKC: buti hotkeyed wrong You: wow 2000 solo games and you still dont know where your keyboard is all-in zergling baneling and you call my play !@#$ you're so funny USKC: you're horrible You: i had more apm than you too ~LoL~ what exactly did i do that was so horrible? USKC: played like !@#$ You: name one thing i did wrong wow look at that perfect play lol i foudn you in the rage stories thread on teamliquid | ||
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Bladgrim
Canada179 Posts
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Morphs
Netherlands645 Posts
Having a crapload of lings, I rush in and notice that there's a small gap. I run past the roaches, surround and win. The guy starts whining that I sucked for not going macro. After the game, it goes on with this :D ![[image loading]](http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/7791/ragezvz.jpg) | ||
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Blasterion
China10272 Posts
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Cryogenic
Canada75 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/QGZW6.jpg) So we play for a bit, then he takes a big advantage. I was still mining and had a lot of production buildings, so even though I lost this battle and was behind, I wasn't too worried: ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/MQZC3.jpg) There is a bit of a standoff, and he is clearly at a disadvantage mining off 1 base while I mine off a normal and gold base: ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/K6xKu.jpg) I demolish him then proceed to talk trash because he lost: ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/BNxXS.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/fdp1P.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/icecu.jpg) I found out he was a Diamond player (While I'm at Platinum) and we took the trash talk outside the game. The chat is long and I laughed pretty hard through it all: + Show Spoiler + You: Learn your lesson before playing another game you nub You: You are terrible. Terrible. cheeto: i was blindfolded the whole match sorry idk how it took you almost an hour to beat me You: Excuses. Yeah,nubs do that. cheeto: no but really i was blindfolded that was ridiculous cheeto: i mean idk about u but i can beat someone that isnt blindfolded usually You: Look at the replay See how much you suck cheeto: it took u an hour to beat a blind man i think that speaks 4 itself You: Mind if I copy paste this chat to TeamLiquid? A Diamond player Wow You need to be demoted Seriously cheeto: wat hahahahahah your platinum nooooooob NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB You: You lost to a platinum !@#$ing scrub cheeto: your 490 / 474 in PLATIONUM You: Yeah I'm copy pasting this chat cheeto: PLATINUM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA You: You lost to me You suck cheeto: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: Diamond? Haha. cheeto: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: Haha cheeto: PLATINUM SCUM You: Look whos talking cheeto: JEEZZeeZEEZezeZEZEE You: !@#$ing scrub Learn to play sc2 Or go back to sc1 cheeto: maybe if i played against some diamond players i would try yeah You: Yeah ok Excuses Excuses cheeto: maybe u should learn to play sc2... seeing as how you cant get diamond You: That's all you can do cheeto: LOLOLOL not get diamond thats all you can do PLATINUM lolololol You: Hmm lets see 5 loses in a row Ouch Ouchhh Need a hug? cheeto: losses* mr.grammar let me see... um ok looks like a eagle on a silver background oh yeah platinum NOOOOOOOOOb n000000000000000000000000000000000BBBB You: You lost too... A gold Wow cheeto: how do you have more total games played than me You: WOW A gold? cheeto: N000000BbbBBBbBBbB You: Really brah? Yeah..you are getting demoted soon cheeto: your page is awfully silver and platinum You: Let's see...loss number 3 A play Plat* Again With less than 50 wins What was your excuse for that? cheeto: yeah i let platinum players beat me to help them reach diamond... looks like your going to need a lot more wins to get there though You: Hmm? cheeto: y r u so upset over being in platinum i was in there once when i was an amputee You: Why are you so upset you lost? cheeto: ur the one crying about being in platinum You: U are so mad brah I'm laughing so hard at this end This chat is great haha Speak more cheeto: Diamond > platinum right You: Me > You right? Haha cheeto: obviously not since im a diamond player... and your... You: HAHA My god cheeto: a silver eagle platinum You: You are Terrible. cheeto: NooooBObOBOBoBoBoBOB NoobOBoAboOb better than you obv... You: Use this time to learn to play the game cheeto: seeing as how im DIAMOnDDDDDDd platinum noob sorry what are you saying right now i dont speak platinum You: A noob that beat you Easy cheeto: wait what You: Easy cheeto: can you speak diamond or master league plz i dont speak noob / platinum You: Can you get better at Starcraft? cheeto: wait for real repeating wat u said in platinum wont help me understand u ok thats better thx You: Learn to play brah. This chat is going on the internet | ||
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Zorkmid
4410 Posts
-Keyboards (2) -Laptop -Space Heater -Headset -Coffee cup -Printer That's all I can remember right now. I had to stop laddering and come on here, just tore my headset apart, can't play with no sounds. | ||
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vilse
Sweden12 Posts
First Game He does 2 proxy rax i my base and follows that up with dts in warp prison. After a handle both pretty welli just won the game easy --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 00:00:15 - Immortal till ALLA: gl hf 00:00:18 - Vilse till ALLA: ty u2 00:04:18 - Immortal till ALLA: so lame 00:04:23 - Vilse till ALLA: yeah 00:04:26 - Immortal till ALLA: u suck 00:04:29 - Vilse till ALLA: yeah 00:05:17 - Immortal till ALLA: terarn op 00:05:20 - Vilse till ALLA: lol 00:05:21 - Immortal till ALLA: thats why u switch ? 00:05:25 - Immortal till ALLA: from z 00:05:35 - Vilse till ALLA: alwasy t tried z. to easy 00:05:41 - Immortal till ALLA: LOL??? 00:08:20 - Vilse till ALLA: lol 00:08:24 - Immortal till ALLA: WHAT ? 00:10:04 - Immortal till ALLA: u feel gosu now ? 00:10:08 - Immortal till ALLA: so lucky 00:10:10 - Vilse till ALLA: no 00:10:12 - Vilse till ALLA: why? 00:10:18 - Immortal till ALLA: u sniped my prism 00:10:19 - Immortal till ALLA: really luck 00:10:23 - Vilse till ALLA: lol 00:13:11 - Immortal till ALLA: terran op as hell 00:13:13 - Immortal till ALLA: stop playing terran 00:13:14 - Vilse till ALLA: lol 00:13:26 - Immortal till ALLA: what the fuck are you laughing about ??? 00:13:32 - Vilse till ALLA: u suck 00:13:36 - Immortal till ALLA: u suck mate u play terran Match 2 I realize at once that it was the same guy. so i go a pretty save and enoying raven banshee build -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 00:00:07 - Immortal till ALLA: OH MY FUCKING GOD 00:00:09 - Immortal till ALLA: ANOTHER TERRAN 00:00:10 - Vilse till ALLA: another easy points 00:00:11 - Immortal till ALLA: 10 IN A ROW 00:00:16 - Immortal till ALLA: wtf ? 00:00:17 - Immortal till ALLA: u again 00:00:21 - Immortal till ALLA: u get wrecked now 00:00:47 - Immortal till ALLA: i show u skill now 00:01:12 - Immortal till ALLA: ur one of the worst terran i met 00:01:30 - Immortal till ALLA: my fps is low 00:01:30 - Vilse till ALLA: kk 00:01:30 - Immortal till ALLA: i need to fix it 00:01:30 - Vilse till ALLA: sure 00:01:30 - Immortal till ALLA: k rdy ? 00:01:30 - Vilse till ALLA: ok 00:03:56 - Immortal till ALLA: u affraid ? 00:04:17 - Vilse till ALLA: yeah 00:04:41 - Immortal till ALLA: u should be 00:05:56 - Vilse till ALLA: don't like cheeseer 00:06:04 - Immortal till ALLA: what ? 00:06:09 - Immortal till ALLA: do you speak english ? 00:06:16 - Vilse till ALLA: i don't like people who cheese 00:06:26 - Immortal till ALLA: you shouldnt be in diamond 00:06:33 - Vilse till ALLA: lol 00:11:23 - Immortal till ALLA: äre u fucking serious ? 00:11:23 - Immortal till ALLA: this is so fucking stupid 00:11:23 - Vilse till ALLA: japp 00:11:23 - Immortal till ALLA: you lucky bastard 00:11:23 - Immortal till ALLA: i hate you 00:11:23 - Vilse till ALLA: ok 00:11:23 - Immortal till ALLA: why do you have to be so lucky ??? 00:11:23 - Vilse till ALLA: jag kan leva med det --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- post game Immortal: idiot You: haha Immortal: u are so lame you know what ? 1388 wins and 1367 loses u are so lame man with terran ? 50% win rate with terran ??? are u like the worst terran on the world or what ? You: haha. ur not very bright are u? Immortal: i am genius but cant do anything against terran You: ok Immortal: its imbalanced You: lol Immortal: tvp is really imbalanced as hell try protoss if u like challenge You: haha Immortal: u can play terran along, if u dont like challenge You: have u tried terran? Immortal: yeah, won every game i played with 3 marauder 3 scv push like 30 - 0 win - loss You: haha. Immortal: then i switched to protoss why are you so stupid ? man why dont you agree that terran are op you played 1000 games You: lol. Immortal: you have to know You: right Immortal: TRY SOME PVT IDIOT and dont be so cocky You: just because ur bad doesn't mean the protos race are... Immortal: i can beat 3500 master protoss in pvp ? and you think im bad ? its just there is no strategy that you can win against terran if that terran isnt totally crippled and cant hit STIM i get 1 colos you get 4 vikings i do immortal, you do marines terran is just ahead everytime in the game in tech and in army also in income You: ok. so that protos have a 55% win against terran overall is just fiction? Immortal: overall doesnt mean anything find stats for master league WHY ARE 80% PEOPLE IN TOP 200 TERRAN ????????????? You: because the more talated rts players i terran You: well, master doesn't mean anything either. just look at gsl Immortal: i watch gsl terran wins You: when? Immortal: are you mad ? terran will win finals you can bet on that playing terran is not about talent most talented rts players play protoss You: lol.there was no terran in the semis and mvp just got knocked down to code a by 2 protoss Immortal: mvp sux ? like you you suck too You: yeah i know i suck. but i feel fine knowing that i outplayed u so bad. Twice Immortal: lol u just got lucky i failed at micro i could feedback all your banshees but i misclicked so GG you see that ? you dont need to micro you can have 10 apm in fight but i have to micro like crazy !@#$%^& do concaves and !@#$ You: and the first game u totaly faild with both proxy gates and dts Immortal: i dont need advices from you start playing zerg or protoss well talk then ok ? you basically CANT fail at micro CAUSE TERRAN DONT MICRO AT ALL You: well. i don't need micro if i play smarter then u Immortal: smarter ? lol  if u didnt repair that bunker with 40 scvs you would lose anyways i could beat you in bo7 everytime You: see smarter. well we both no thats not true Immortal: LOL WHATS SMART ABOUT 40 SCV REPAIRING 1 BUNKER ? THATS DUMB AS IT CAN GET THATS WAS JUST DESPERATE You: but i had already won at that point Immortal: NO YOU DID NOT You: are u mad bro? Immortal: who are you calling bro ? stop playing terran You: jlig Immortal: stop playing terran. You: jlig Immortal: is that in your crappy language ? i guess so You: lol. look it up. just put it in google and u learn something Immortal: i dont care ? about your stupid language ? you all speak german i hate german u should learn to speak english You: well that was english Immortal: nah stop playing terran ok ? its imbalanced race You: but i guess u don't want to lean something. u really don't want to learn sc2. thats for sure Immortal: i know sc2 more than u but you are playing op race cant do anything about that, unless you switch You: jlig Immortal: i could wreck you everytime in pvz, zvp, pvp, zvz but terran are op You: jlig Immortal: what does it mean ? its not in english You: i will beat u in all matchups except pvp (Im' about the same level in z but i haven't played p...) Immortal: and your crappy language isnt anywhere on the internet u mad xd xD no you will not because i dont have time for idiots like you your time doesnt have any price, but my time is priceless You: put jlig in google and u learn a life leasson Immortal: you should pay me 100 bucks Immortal has disconnected. | ||
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ssregitoss
Turkey241 Posts
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HoBb3
Sweden38 Posts
On March 17 2011 04:12 vilse wrote: Haha, love watching when everyone complain about how op terran is.Wall of text | ||
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Darclite
United States1021 Posts
On March 09 2011 17:22 locopuyo wrote: Played a 2v2. Say GLHF, they say something like stfu. They do a 7 minute timing attack, they say "wasted 10 minutes of my life" during the battle (like they are going to win it) but we hold it off fairly easy. Then they say something about wasting another 10 minutes of their life. This guy keeps yapping about wasting life, they try little attacks but by this point we have map control and vision of most of the map. Then he takes his marine ball and chases roaches overstimming like crazy till he has no health. See video. Then says "biggest nerds" "I can't handle it" "I had to do it" lol similar to something that happened to me. I was playing a 2v2 with a friend, say gl hf and am met with "STFU FAG. We're gonna kick your asses" (something very close to that) They then proceed to do a 4 gate and a 3 rax at me, and I proceed into losing my entire fucking base, at which point they begin taunting. But these are clearly the kind of people who do the same thing every game, and so they weren't all that good tbh. I rebuild, get some blink stalkers, and my terran ally has a pretty versatile biomech army. With my 10 blink stalkers or so I snipe their colossi and thors, then scatter my stalkers when their reinforcements come, and one baller stalker sneaks into the protoss enemy's base and picks off the pylons powering his warp gates and twilight council. My friend and I take our thirds while they are stuck on two bases and we slowly tear them down. At the end they start to say more nonsense to which I respond with "What was that you said about you winning" and then they ragequit. Good times (: | ||
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TemplarCo.
Mexico2870 Posts
If someone would send me some new ones I'd really appreciate it a lot!! :D | ||
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proxY_
United States1561 Posts
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mEatBucket
Sweden45 Posts
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Neddal
Netherlands85 Posts
00:28:10 - opponent to ALL: serious... 40 mutas and u can have 100 lings nad 60 drones or so 00:28:29 - opponent to ALL: much more than 200 supply 00:28:33 - opponent to ALL: reported muta's 40x2 = 80 zerglings 100/2 = 50 drones 60x1=60 Total of 190 Yeah I was clearly cheating :-) | ||
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