Title sais it all post your funny rage stories here

one of mine

I was playing pvp on LT and some guy did a quick push with a mix of zealot sentry and stalker. I went 3 gate blink stalker and was able to hold off his initial push then he tried again. Realizing i had the advantage I blinked on top of him and easily wiped him out. then this happened

Him: hacker.
Me: lolwut?
Him: thats what I thought

he proceded to rage from the game. I thought it was pretty funny

so tell me yours !

qoiN

Sweden576 Posts

July 14 2010 01:38 GMT

usually along the lines

"dude xxx race so easy, no skill 1 unit"
- but i play random
"fu (insert rage etc)"
-

usually happens when I play zerg though.

ig0tfish

United States345 Posts

July 14 2010 01:39 GMT

"marauders are so cheap"

TheNomad

United States134 Posts

July 14 2010 01:40 GMT

Me: in a TvT containing him with tanks + turrets/vikings/bunkers.

Him: Tanks imba f**k you bye noob

Me: huh?

rockon1215

United States612 Posts

July 14 2010 01:42 GMT

Him: Hacker

Me: ?

Him: No one gets that many mutas, that fast

Me: It wasn't fast

Me: I spent gas on ling speed and some blings first, not to mention I gassed on 18. It was slow.

Him: hacker

ionlyplayPROtoss

Canada573 Posts

July 14 2010 01:43 GMT

PvP before collosi can kill ff

I made some sentries he didn't and my collosi kills everything before his could

him: FF bullshit

me: ROFL you can ff too :l

him: fucking noob scrub you would have been raped harder than paris at a strip club w/o ff then he ragequits.

imyzhang

Canada809 Posts

July 14 2010 01:46 GMT

him: "FUcK YOU x17 NOOB!!"

me: "wtf?"

Chriamon

United States886 Posts

July 14 2010 01:47 GMT

I played a game earlier where the guy 3 gate rushed me with zealots, didnt get gas at all. He was so slow that I had ~6 roaches up when he attacked. Then we (and by we I mean me) microed around for a bit and after ~ a min of action I held off his zeals and his reinforcements. I rebuilt and attacked and he says "You are a fucking bitch you suck" "Your[sic] terrible at this game" and alt+f4s out of the game. I know this because I message him after to ask him if he was seriously mad that his build didnt work and it said he was offline.

NuKedUFirst

Canada3139 Posts

July 14 2010 01:48 GMT

i actually played a guy and i went thor, viking and hellion and he flips.. some epic quotes

"Wow, you only made 1 unit, thats so bad"
Later on he calls me bad, because i'm like 75% win in diamond, I look at his record and it's a whopping 5wins 10 games gold.
And then he says the only reason why he lost was because he messed up his hotkeys..Really VeN..You had 0 bases I had all of them, next time buddy!

Arcane

Canada39 Posts

July 14 2010 01:49 GMT

#10

Hi, first post, this is just what happened to me a few moments ago.

ZvT on desert oasis. He went quick vikings and I went for a baneling bust. I destroyed all his scvs and supply depots but he floated away two raxs, his starport and his CC to the island expanse. I then instead of teching up something to go kill him or doing anything remotely smart, I disperse my zerglings all over the map for vision and tech up for double nydus worms cause I figure he'll have ait turrets. He didn't. But he did see my nydus and just killed them. Then I decieded to do a drop with zerglings. He killed my entire army. Then he loaded up some his medvacs with upgraded MM and proceeds to flat out kill me. No defense, super high on minerals at the end, soooo dumb. And to top it off, he calls gg for me.

Immediatly alt f4 slammed my desk and stormed off only to stub my toe. Don't think I'll be playing again tonight blah.

virgozero

Canada412 Posts

July 14 2010 01:49 GMT

#11

On July 14 2010 10:39 ig0tfish wrote:
"marauders are so cheap"

they are cheap, i mean stalkers are 125/50

JoFritzMD

Australia163 Posts

July 14 2010 01:50 GMT

#12

ZvP after i destroy protoss army with 3/3 hydras and corruptors:

Protoss: I hope you're having fun while i pound your mum from behind!

Me: Chubby Chaser?

He leaves.
I lol'd.

np.Resuscitate

United States60 Posts

July 14 2010 01:51 GMT

#13

This story is made worse by the venue... I was at an event for BW at the University of Nevada, we were hosting a tournament where we were giving away product for prize. I lost one of the dumbest games I've ever played... to something really really cheezy, and I was a bit peeved.

I stood up, threw my headset at the floor, (Razer Megaladon which broke...ouch) and punched the desk while muttering something stupid about proxy gates. When punching the desk, I hit my keyboard, a new gen1 G15 (which broke... ouch) and by the time I realized it was just a game again I was out a couple hundred dollars in hardware.

Not proud of this one, but I figured I'd share it anyway.

Lark

United States24 Posts

July 14 2010 01:54 GMT

#14

T (me) vs Z, and the guy opens up complaining, saying that TvZ is imbalanced. He goes hat first, and I harass him to nearly death in an intense game with hellions / vikings / banshees. He refused to get roaches, and when he finally did I had plenty of siege tanks. He proceeds to complain for 3-4 minutes about fast hellion / banshee is impossible to beat, complains about how every unit zerg has is terrible, and then proceeded to ragequit.

Seriously, if you go into a game expecting to lose, don't complain when you lose.

Duban

United States548 Posts

July 14 2010 01:58 GMT

#15

In a game against low level players I went Mass Ravens. First I killed 10-15 Void Rays with auto-turrets and then I filled his base with them. It was like a new army every 30 seconds and I never lost more than 1-2 ravens because he shot at the turrets. The other player called auto-turrets OP and rage-quit. It was hilarious.

I also got about 3 different people who called my Planetary Fortress rush cheap. A gold league player once called me a newb and informed me that I would never get anywhere with "gimmick" strategies like that one.

Then there was the time I occupied both of a terran player's vespene geysers and was called a cheesy kid.

Then there was the 2v2 100+ baneling bust with a friend of mine. We just completely outmacroed and outplayed those newbs. Overran their front door with the first bust and while they were rebuilding we rolled over their nexii on the second bust. One of them even called banelings OP before quitting, it was great.

Mindcrime

United States6899 Posts

July 14 2010 02:01 GMT

#16

There was one guy a couple days ago who complained about the zeal build time nerf when I broke his ramp with 13pool 12 gas speedling when he had 2gated. But apart from that, and the one guy who repeatedly called me a "wc3 newb," I haven't run into any bm that was even mildly amusing on sc2. Very few of my games contain more chat than "gl" and "gg" :/

Rkie

United States1278 Posts

July 14 2010 02:05 GMT

#17

him -Maphack much?
me- no, why
him- just try that when Blizz brings out their antihack

BeMannerDuPenner

Germany5638 Posts

July 14 2010 02:08 GMT

#18

On July 14 2010 10:46 imyzhang wrote:
him: "FUcK YOU x17 NOOB!!"

me: "wtf?"

ahahaha so great

didnt expirience much rage so far in p2. other then some guys complaining about some units in mirrors (guy1 tvt "THOR IMBA FU !", guy2 pvp "WTF ZEALOTS SO CHEAP" etc).
but sadly i sometimes rage when losing a game i know i shouldve won ://

Deleted User 62283

385 Posts

July 14 2010 02:10 GMT

#19

Him - Fuck you (as I was blinking stalkers to kill all of his 20 void rays)
Me - *Game Crashes*

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

the_watcher

Canada4 Posts

July 14 2010 02:10 GMT

#20

In a PvP matchup, some guy proxy cannon rushes my entrance on Lost Temple, which I hold off with two well placed defensive cannons of my own, and then chrono boosting a few void rays to harass his main.

He then rage quits when I've killed all of his probes, but not before telling me off with this little gem: "F*ck you and your gayrays."

Stunned. Disbelief.