I was playing 2v2 with a buddy only a couple weeks after beta came out. We both went terran and did an immediate scv rush. Most people don't take that sort of abuse in stride :3

Ryuu314

United States12679 Posts

July 14 2010 04:34 GMT

#42

On July 14 2010 10:39 ig0tfish wrote:
"marauders are so cheap"

well...they're only the most cost-efficient unit in the game... >.>

Personal favorite:

PvZ on Blistering Sands
Him: you're lucky i'm so drunk
Me: WELL IM HIGH LOL
Him: noob
then he watches me rape his nat and then leaves

Sleight

2471 Posts

July 14 2010 04:35 GMT

#43

Every time someone has ridiculously BM'd me, I lose. It is an unwritten rule. If he opens with some shit talking, I either try to aggro him, or try to push other advantages and lose stupidly.

Some highlights include:

Me: gl
Caulkslapper: Go suck a d1ck, noob.

Also there was:

Me: gl
Someone: There is no luck. I will facking kill your noobazz with my skillz. Fack your mom.

Rebornx3

Canada200 Posts

July 14 2010 04:44 GMT

#44

Me: Nice name, where are you from?
Him: korea
Me: Why are you on the US server?
Him: ?????
He loses 7 minutes after the game starts.

gdroxor

United States639 Posts

July 14 2010 04:45 GMT

#45

This one time, I beat this other guy and he got mad and quit.

Tookie22

United States187 Posts

July 14 2010 04:47 GMT

#46

On July 14 2010 13:45 gdroxor wrote:
This one time, I beat this other guy and he got mad and quit.

best story ever

Joseph.

United States17 Posts

July 14 2010 04:48 GMT

#47

not a rage, but still funny in an angry kind of way. I scouted with my probe and accidently went into his mineral line and he surrounds it and kills it with his scvs and then he says

"fuck your probe, bring another one bitch"

it came out of nowhere and i thought it was HILARIOUS.

TheAngelofDeath

United States2033 Posts

July 14 2010 04:51 GMT

#48

On July 14 2010 13:45 gdroxor wrote:
This one time, I beat this other guy and he got mad and quit.

True Story? Pics or I don't believe it!!! :o

bakedace

United States672 Posts

July 14 2010 04:57 GMT

#49

Okay i do have a good one. I had just about finished him off after doing and early expand build as terran, which made it to late game.

him: learn a hard race imo
me: I'm random, and you're protoss. How can you fail so bad in once sentence.

Risen

United States7927 Posts

July 14 2010 05:03 GMT

#50

On July 14 2010 11:27 KillerPlague wrote:
me and my opponent did a quick colossus rush and my opponent thought it was unfair colossi could see up ledges to shoot. my story comes with a picture =D

http://vgcache.com/datas/images/5010-Screenshot001.Jpg

Had to do a double-take, I thought that was me because I played a match earlier today and that was my EXACT building/unit placement at one point O_0

On July 14 2010 13:15 Bairemuth wrote:
Was playing some PvT.

The guy randomly pauses...I wait 15-20 seconds and he says nothing so I just resume. He then pauses again, I resume, etc until he's out of pauses. I used the old whitera strat (VR transition to 4-gate) and pushed out and won.

Him: F**k you man, I paused it and you were an a**hat and resumed without saying anything.
Me: Sorry, should have said something when you paused.
Him: You are so F***ing bad dude. I was playing with 1 hand and almost beat you.
Me: Sorry, next time try two hands.
Him: *rage quits*

You're an asshole :<

TheNomad

United States134 Posts

July 14 2010 05:07 GMT

#51

i remember another one of my first games back when I played Z I was in a ZvT on steppes and had about 8 burrowed banelings in good position on his naturals hill, he moves out his mm army for a timing push early I detonate he says fuck this and leaves. lol

imyzhang

Canada809 Posts

July 14 2010 05:09 GMT

#52

On July 14 2010 12:01 stroggos wrote:

Show nested quote +

x17? isn't that a really old clan?

yeah it's an old clan, that's still on useast till this day.

but.. i guess only bw players would understand my quote

SexyBimbo

Germany89 Posts

July 14 2010 05:20 GMT

#53

2v2 with a new partner of mine; like 3rd placement game. The ONLY TALK IN THE GAME was the "gl hf" in the very beginning. They were noobs and we did a midgame push of some kind easily killing both off immediately. One of them wrote: "SO YOU WON A BETA GAME YOU ARE THE BIGGEST REAL LIFE LOSER I VE EVER SEEN".
Pretty funny :D

SB

Winks

United States78 Posts

July 14 2010 05:20 GMT

#54

In a PvZ (I'm P) on Blistering Sands.

He masses hydras, I rush DT's. He calls "GG noob" for me as his Nydus pops up and spews out the mass hydra in my main but I'm taking down his entire main at the same time with DTs. I was left with my cannon-heavy natural expo and he was left with only the top center expo. He CONSTANTLY was talking trash calling me a fag and telling me to just leave because it was already GG because I was turtled with cannons and zealots in my tiny natural. I kept my mouth shut and focussed.

We both were monitoring all the expansions to make sure neither got another mine but he forgot one... his old main base. While he was slowly killing off my spammed cannons in my natural, I started mining at his original main and built 4 robotics facilities and a robotics bay. I waited there until he was finishing off the last buildings in my natural saying "Finally you're fucking dead you fucking noob LOL DUMBASS" to me... then I walked into his base with 12 colossus. He desperately rushed his hydras back through the nydus but they got literally no shots off because the colossus just mowed them down as they appeared out of the nydus one at a time.

Me: "You should consider talking less"
Him: *Leaves*

Grrbrr.404

Germany91 Posts

July 14 2010 05:22 GMT

#55

xxx: "you fucking gay dick sucker"
xxx has left

atenthirtyone

United States88 Posts

July 14 2010 05:49 GMT

#56

Haven't gotten any people that been confronting me offensively in a while. I remember my sexuality being questioned for holding off a two warpgate aggressive play as zerg. I also got several passive-aggressive comments for using he-dra-lisks.

theDragoon

Canada307 Posts

July 14 2010 06:04 GMT

#57

ZvZ, my opponent decides to attack me with a shit load of lings, i somehow successfully fend of the attack and the convo goes like this:

opp: gg (as he runs his lings into my main)
i fend off the attack
opp: gay
me: there is nothing homosexual about that
opp: only queers use queens
he attacks again a couple minutes later with roaches and lings
opp:gg
his attack fails
opp: this game is gay
opponent leaves the game

Onlinejaguar

Australia2823 Posts

July 14 2010 06:08 GMT

#58

I'm surprised i haven't encountered any of this rage yet in games. Most people don't seem to GG out of the game before they leave though. Which isn't really rage.

Beside_kr

Canada902 Posts

July 14 2010 06:17 GMT

#59

If you really think you've got something good, I'd recommend loading up the replay and taking some screenshots, it's always more entertaining for me at least to actually know it happened.

I don't think I've been raged at since the beta came back but I'd imagine I get less than 50% of people saying gg after a game, it's possible that I'm not playing very good games though.

ScienceRob

United States382 Posts

July 14 2010 06:22 GMT

#60

This one time I was playing against a player named computer. He didn't say gl or hf at the start. When I finished him off he left without a single gg.