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One of my bnet acquaintances (added after a fun ladder game) only likes to cry about imbalance and never has anything positive to say. Literally every time he would message me it was about how such and such is terrible and imba and he can't adjust to beat it. Usually at the end of each conversation it coalesced into "fuck this game". I got really sick of it and blocked him and this is what he sent me from his other account.
GlennWebster: Are you !@#$ing retarded? Seriously? What kind of a coward blocks someone for literally no reason, you said if a toss maxes against a maxed zerg it's an auto win for the toss, then you said 'it's the same thing when a zerg maxes' and I said that didn't
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GlennWebster: make sense and you said I have mental health problems? No wonder you're in the south you !@#$ing inbred retard rofl, wow I complained while playing a video game and I have mental health problems, %^&* you're dense. Go kill yourself honestly who does that.
peace !@#$%^
Although you seemed pretty stupid before you blocked me regardless, so I shouldn't act surprised.
'I think you have mental health problems' -blocked- lmao first person to complain in a video game
christ you're stupid, it makes my brain hurt
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GlennWebster: I'd rather be mad than retarded
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GlennWebster: At least I know now why you're in south carolina
you're !@#$ing inbred
makes perfect sense
You: lol i was born in california bud
The player is ignoring you.
GlennWebster: if stupidity is a mental health problem
you've got the whole 9 yards bud
honestly who blocks someone like that rofl what a coward
are you obese irl?
because I wouldn't be surprised
or scrawny as !@#$
either or makes you that kind of a coward
!@#$ing retard
hope you kill yourself
and I'll have a bounce in my step
for days to come
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He was obviously on tilt because I'm a chat gosu.
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I'm so happy to finally have an epic story to add.
ZvP Metalopolis, high diamond:
I open risky 14 hatch and get cannoned like a noob
Despite my frustration I resist the urge to BM, due to this thread
Then the fun starts:
Him: "Haha you noob, just quit"
Me: "Why are you BMing me when you are winning?"
Him: "You are BMing me with how terrible you are" <-I thought that was pretty clever
*meanwhile I have snuck 2 drones out, expanded to close positions and begun rushing to muta
Him ~5 mins later: "You really should quit, you are stuck on 1 base I have the whole map"
Him: "Hurry up and quit, I have to get to work tomorrow"
Him: "I'm a Nuclear Engineer and I have to go to work"
Me: "You are aren't"
Long story short after around 10 minutes I move out with mass muta off 3 bases and determine that he is so confident in his lead he hasn't expanded once
Him: "You tricked me"
Him: "You are the BM one, tricking me into thinking you lost"
Him: "I can still win I can make 30 phoenix" (actually he has 3 and no more resources)
Him: "You're lucky I let you win because I have to go to work as a nuclear engineer tomorrow"
If this guy is a nuclear engineer I am terrified for the safety of north america.
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ZvT on Xel Naga. Game started w/ glhf from both. Terran does some early light pressure to expand behind but it gets stomped out. He'd never initiate another attack. Terran tries to turtle into his natural while I drone up at my nat and 3rd, getting a 30+ worker count. Two rounds of muta harass that don't do as much as I'd like, but it clearly gets on the T's bad side. Twice he ends up chasing my mutas into areas he couldn't retreat, where I wipe out 60+ marines each time w/ banelings. 2nd time left him with nothing to defend his siege in the mid (he tried keeping army in mid as he established the gold) which leads to:
![[image loading]](http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6945/terranopqq.png)
At first I felt bad, only 2 weeks in Diamond I assumed he might be a platinum, but instead he was 2700 pt diamond.
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I've played ZvT on Shakuras last night and I go for my standard 15 hatch 15 pool (I'm silver and switched to zerg a few days ago), he tries to bunker rush me which I have easily stopped. I go for ling/bling/mutas, he goes marine/tank/thor. I get about 15 mutas into the back of his base and kill off all his workers while running in with my lings into his natural. He then goes "so easy" and leaves. After the game he starts telling me how easy ZvT is and starts going on about how the last 3 terrans I played were defeated by me and that zerg should be nerfed. That gave me a good chuckle.
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That's what I got for doing roach/hydra against sling/muta 
Anyone have any idea to prevent roachfest in ZvZ ? I'm thinking sling+overseer to contaminate.
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On February 13 2011 06:12 AWakefield wrote:
I got called a noob for "Rushing"
I sent 5 marines and a tank to his base to put on pressure at the 9-10 minute mark...he hadn't made a single bloody defense. He had 5 zerglings.
Yup I sure am I noob.
happened to me too.
at 13:40 I decided to kill him as he had nothing much.
He messages me before the rage quit: "Faggot Rush".
me thinks he will be re-evaluating that insult over the next few weeks lest it wear out.
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Played with a gold ( i am a bronze ) ~custom games cause hes my 'friend'~
Win him once
he wanted rematch
Win him twice
he wanted rematch
Win him 3 times ( triple kill! )
Alt+QQ
nv heard frm him again
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I played a guy that 6 pooled me. I repelled his first attack but lost a few probes in the process. He then proceeded to keep typing saying "just quit dude you lose" and stuff.
I had a gateway up and when he sent more zerglings I had made 2 zlots. After I killed that attack he was saying "haha you lose I have 20+ zerglings now"
So I made a few more zlots and attacked him. Turns out he didn't even have a queen...so he was only using 3 larvae at a time. So I proceeded to kill him off and he started cussing me out and stuff saying he deserved to win and that I should have just resigned because he clearly had the upperhand.
LOL ahh I love bronze cheesers
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I payed that guy once, PvZ on LT.
We spawn cross-position and he proceed to 7RR with all his drones. I repel it with 2 cannon loss, 1 stalker down and 4 probes dead.
Him : Pretty sad there is only one good zerg cheese
Him : While there is like 5 toss and 10 terran
Me : Pretty sad you have to cheese.
Him : I am doing alright.
I then transition into 3 gate, expand and aplly some pressure with a proxy pylon.
Him : 4 gate cheese
Him : Love piece of shit toss like you
Him : nice 4 gate noob
I laughed quite a bit.
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Hello there Team Liquid community. Long time, and i really do mean long time, lurker here. Thought i would contribute to this amazing thread.
It was a a TvT, with nothing out of the ordinary. Went 2 Rax 1 Fact expand. 5 mins into the game, one of my friends logs on and asks me if I am down for some 2v2 by sending me a message. Now I am still struggling with the whole switching from person to person while responding in chat, so i say this in game:
Friend: You good to go?
RwC: Yeah gimem like 5 mins
Opponent: lol
Opponent: k?
Unfortunately for him, i had gotten my tanks and siege up way earlier than he did, so i contained him. He made nothing but marines and turtled...
So after moving up my tanks some and scanning i take out 2/3rds of his marines. I then proceed to
a-move into his base while taking my expo. Needless to say, taking my expo was not necessary as I tore everything up in his base. This is what followed:
Opponent: man, apparently im real bad
Opponent: I hope you die a painful, lonely death
I did actually feel bad until he wrote that last sentence...
P.S I need to figure out how to insert images in posts. Would have made this one a little prettier...
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On January 08 2011 18:29 Tormato wrote:So this guy, as far as I can tell, misclick moves through my army on accident, says "??????? can't attack". I say "that blows", still thinking he must have misclicked, which happens and it sucks when it does. But then come the hacking accusations! Post game: ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/SFTVM.png) Lets count the ragepoints! 5+ hacking accusation 3+ virginity 3+ mental handicap 20+ my (acquaintance) works for blizzard! 10+ preemptive ignore 1+ reporting for minor language Fairyland, you've earned 42 ragepoints! Thank you for playing!
I like your counting system. I will try to use it more often in the future 
[edit] because I am still new to this...
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A ZZ 2v2 team owned my ally quickly with a roach and ling attack. Luckily I had been rushing to voids and they had no AA in their bases. Easy win for me He messaged me after the game.
ZerglinG: gj newb rayer. you suck balls rofl.
ZerglinG has reconnected.
You: gg bro
The player is ignoring you.
Unfortunately he beat us in a rematch cause i fucked up
ZerglinG: pathetic LOL
ZerglinG has reconnected.
You: gg bro
The player is ignoring you.
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i rage in every single game i play against terran
marauders and marines with stim are imba
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Played a noob toss on custom 1 game. He has 2 zealots at 10 minutes with no wall. I run in with speedlings and he rages how zerg is OP and how he is gona hack me and go to some website where he will find out where i live and slit my throat.
I loled.
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This is a rage on my part. Was playing a "You are Slightly Favored" game TvT on Metalopolis close positions by air, so I walled in and started to do a usual banshee opening. I had a depot in the fog to check for all that business, but right as my starport hit about 90%, 8 marines come in from the dark spot in the far corner from the mineral path (i built my racks at entrance and factory/starport inbetween mins + entrance.) I had 4 marines in a bunker and 2 outside. I figured I can take this drop, then i realized i went for quick banshees and if my starport was at 90%, theres no way he couldve gotten a dropship yet. After i pushed those 8 marines back, i quickly learned that he had floated 3 racks into my fog and reactored two of them. I said some unkind things and promptly left the game.
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I silently rage whenever my Zerg army of Infestor, Baneling, Zergling, Roach, Hydra is defeated - even if by a close margin - by Marines, Marauders, and Medivacs.
Fun times, every time.
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After I deny this guys 4 gate I go at him with Marines/Tanks/Banshees/Raven, guess he didn't think much of the PDD
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On February 23 2011 11:17 Terrestrialrage wrote:
This is a rage on my part. Was playing a "You are Slightly Favored" game TvT on Metalopolis close positions by air, so I walled in and started to do a usual banshee opening. I had a depot in the fog to check for all that business, but right as my starport hit about 90%, 8 marines come in from the dark spot in the far corner from the mineral path (i built my racks at entrance and factory/starport inbetween mins + entrance.) I had 4 marines in a bunker and 2 outside. I figured I can take this drop, then i realized i went for quick banshees and if my starport was at 90%, theres no way he couldve gotten a dropship yet. After i pushed those 8 marines back, i quickly learned that he had floated 3 racks into my fog and reactored two of them. I said some unkind things and promptly left the game.
Rofl that is pretty epic, going to have to try that.
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On January 11 2011 11:49 Zephirdd wrote:![[image loading]](http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3139/memesc2.png) True story.
I know this is from pages ago, but this whole thing actually happened to me too.
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Things that make me rage
(btw; I love to rage, and it is almost always uncalled for ;P )
(1) Zerg
(2) Protoss
(3) Trading armies with half-supply units ... ooooooh, that makes me rage hard.
(4) A 200/200 clash with Protoss; I lose my entire army and the Protoss does not lose a single unit (lol, Colossus). Makes me want to fight.
(5) When the opponent does not respond to my rage. Makes me want to rage even harder.
(6) Loading up the replay, because you just lost to a (Your League -1) player. He beats you with an AVG APM of 12 because he makes it to Colossus. During the big battle my APM spikes to 250+ and his is actually Zero (0) because he a+clicked before the battle started. WOW! RARARRAR.
(7) Extreme instances of unluckiness. The luck-loss is bad. Real bad.
(8) Strangely enough Cheese does not make me rage that hard anymore ... That's because I no longer think Cheese is Cheese, I just think selecting Protoss, or Zerg at the beginning of the game is the new cheese.
+ Show Spoiler +I'm obviously exxxxagerating quite a bit in the post.
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