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HAHHA I love Rage stories in fact its like a lil treat after a few loses or even when your so tired you know you shouldn't play but do.
-- Its like taking the jam out of their tart... Haha.
Anyways played a Plat rank 1 Protoss on LT. Im only gold on NA.
i made 3pairs lings for scouting an just incase of early pressure before expanding.
I run up his ramp and see like a fuck ton of space; you could fit like 3 zealots in that mother ...Meh ive lost the last 2 games today I hate Protoss! ( I know collosi will be coming ) speed just finished and I have 5 larvae ...
Yup its coming hahah run all my lings in own the one zealot blocking the Mofo 3x3 ramp opening (your thinking how on LT - he made like a weird diagonal sim city and fucked it) and proceed on the pylons untill reinforcements.
SUCCESS:
him: *&!! 6pool nub! --> He scouted me an seen me drop the pool at a normal timing 15. LuL.
me: ahaha
him: *&!! nub get some skill
has left the game.
Was great!! Picked me up from the 2 loses cause i dont rage; I rage quit (nothing said just leave) hahah. Its nice too know other people feel the same way :D
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this just happend a few minutes ago
i killed one enemy scv with my probe (before his 1st marine finished).
he paused the game and wrote "assh0le", then he left the game
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ZvP on Xel'Naga. He cannon rushed me, but I held it off with roaches. I then proceeded into his natural and notice that 5 cannons were living off of 1 pylon. I sniped the pylon. I went into his main and noticed he had 2 stargates living off of 1 pylon. I sniped the pylon. He then left without GG.
After the game I messaged him:
You: you must construct additional pylons!
Sankaku: fuck u u cheesy fagget i cant believe how op zerg is
learn to play the game you fucking douche
you cant play this game for shit so just kill yourself
i mean seriously all u know is roach spam go fuck urself
You: okay
Sankaku: just shut up fagget
You: okay
Sankaku: im not kidding you douche you cant play this game all you know is cheapshots
You: okay
The player is ignoring you.
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On July 14 2010 10:42 rockon1215 wrote:
Him: Hacker
Me: ?
Him: No one gets that many mutas, that fast
Me: It wasn't fast
Me: I spent gas on ling speed and some blings first, not to mention I gassed on 18. It was slow.
Him: hacker
I don't know why, but this exchange reminds me of WC3 chat. Is it just me or are players in SC2 more respectful in general than WC3 players? I rmember almost every game someone would accuse someone else of DLing porn... or when someone was having connection problems, everyone would type in DDDDDDDDDDDDD. I don't get that anywhere near as much in SC2.
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So, standard PvZ, the guy tries a push with immortals while expanding, and I defend.
Then I proceed to counterattack with lings. Luck of me, his main base wasn't blocked because of the expansion, so I run up my lings to attack his probes.
Then I a-move inside his mineral line and I see he tries to fight with probes. But there's something weird. They're all around his nexus, my lings aren't losing life. But I still see the attack animation, which means he was... attacking his nexus. Standard miss click, and I tell him:
![[image loading]](http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8752/img1s.png)
Hilarious lol.
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On January 31 2011 01:42 RageQuitter wrote:
ZvP on Xel'Naga. He cannon rushed me, but I held it off with roaches. I then proceeded into his natural and notice that 5 cannons were living off of 1 pylon. I sniped the pylon. I went into his main and noticed he had 2 stargates living off of 1 pylon. I sniped the pylon. He then left without GG.
After the game I messaged him:
You: you must construct additional pylons!
Sankaku: fuck u u cheesy fagget i cant believe how op zerg is
learn to play the game you fucking douche
you cant play this game for shit so just kill yourself
i mean seriously all u know is roach spam go fuck urself
You: okay
Sankaku: just shut up fagget
You: okay
Sankaku: im not kidding you douche you cant play this game all you know is cheapshots
You: okay
The player is ignoring you.
So.. the story is you being the first to BM? No need to open up chat with someone after a game just to smack talk.
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TvP
I'm meching hard with mainly Thors and a 2 Raven.
He has a lot of Stalkers and Immos.
Me: 2 pdd + 250 mm on all immortals, he got really raped.
He: FU BLIZZARD!!!
and rage quit
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The funniest one that ever happened to me, is when someone told me he reported me for hacking, and when I tried to justify myself he simply told me to tell it to the mod and then raged.. Was pretty awesome.
Another great one was in a 3v3, and my friends and I all picked Zerg and 7 pooled them. One of the players on the opposing team simply wrote (EXACTLY this):
"I SAY THREE ZERG RUSH"
"THEY FAST EXPAND"
10 second break
"IDIOT!!!!!!"
and then he left and we won..
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On January 31 2011 07:16 Gigadrill wrote:Show nested quote +On January 31 2011 01:42 RageQuitter wrote:
ZvP on Xel'Naga. He cannon rushed me, but I held it off with roaches. I then proceeded into his natural and notice that 5 cannons were living off of 1 pylon. I sniped the pylon. I went into his main and noticed he had 2 stargates living off of 1 pylon. I sniped the pylon. He then left without GG.
After the game I messaged him:
You: you must construct additional pylons!
Sankaku: fuck u u cheesy fagget i cant believe how op zerg is
learn to play the game you fucking douche
you cant play this game for shit so just kill yourself
i mean seriously all u know is roach spam go fuck urself
You: okay
Sankaku: just shut up fagget
You: okay
Sankaku: im not kidding you douche you cant play this game all you know is cheapshots
You: okay
The player is ignoring you. So.. the story is you being the first to BM? No need to open up chat with someone after a game just to smack talk. He left without a gg though.
Smack talk, when done funny, like that, is evidently delicious by the way. And come on, he just beat a cheeser, it's allowed.
The best I had for the day is that I played a random 4v4 and one of my allies' natural gets attacked by mass and mass marines, luckily I make it a habit to spam pylons around my teammate's bases because I'm so considerate so I warp in two templar on his high ground and storm about 80% of the marines to death and slice the rest with some zealots and save his natural. His reply I don't understand and will never understand but he said something along the lines of:
"Luckily I'm not a fucking noob like you!"
It was in allies chat, maybe it wasn't meant against me but against the opponent and he made a mistake but it was just really weird.
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So I was playing PvZ against this diamond zerg.
First game, LT. I 16 nexus, he 15 hatches. I put down forge after nexus, see his 15 hatch and go... eh why not. Put 1 cannon at my nat. Put 2 pylons behind his nat so that he can't hit the cannons in between, and put 2 cannons down. He cries cannon cheese and proceeds to put down a mix of evolution chambers and hatcheries all over the map, thus basically forfeiting but being a dick by forcing my to kill all his shit.
Next game, LT again. I 16 nexus again but this time he goes 14 gas 13 pool. After a sneaky probe doesn't see an expansion yet at the normal time (before dying), I fully wall off my nat and put down like 9 cannons with 2 more on my cliff. I then ring my base with pylons so that I will spot any nydus, and go 2 stargate. OHO that's a lot of banelings and lings camping outside of my nat. OHO nydus. Lawl my probes killed it. He then shouts cannon cheese again, despite my having not built a single cannon outside of my nat, and he going on a harange for the rest of the game, putting down hatcheries and evo chambers again while I kill him off.
Great fun!
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"Lings? What are you, 12?"
I killed his base and army with lings. He even had a collosus.
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I did a 14 pool, 14 gas baneling bust against a Terran. It usually hits just as he's starting to get tanks, without siege fully being researched (usually). It is in no way an all in. It's about 8 banelings to take out the supply depot, followed by about 15-20 zerglings, with another 12 as a follow up. My point? It's not an all-in.
Anywho...
Him: thats a really noob strategy
me: It beat you, didnt it?
Him: yeah, youre pro at it
Him: kinda like youve been doing it a lot
me: ?
Him: Kinda like zergs always do it.
me: You said I was pro...
Him: At doing noob strategy.
Yes. Apparently I was a noob for doing a baneling bust against a Terran.
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On January 28 2011 13:59 nGBeast wrote:![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/iAoAI.jpg) zerg rage!
Hey you're in my division.
:O
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On February 01 2011 05:39 teh_longinator wrote:
I did a 14 pool, 14 gas baneling bust against a Terran. It usually hits just as he's starting to get tanks, without siege fully being researched (usually). It is in no way an all in. It's about 8 banelings to take out the supply depot, followed by about 15-20 zerglings, with another 12 as a follow up. My point? It's not an all-in.
Anywho...
Him: thats a really noob strategy
me: It beat you, didnt it?
Him: yeah, youre pro at it
Him: kinda like youve been doing it a lot
me: ?
Him: Kinda like zergs always do it.
me: You said I was pro...
Him: At doing noob strategy.
Yes. Apparently I was a noob for doing a baneling bust against a Terran.
To be fair, one base baneling bust is an all-in. I use it on occasion if it's a bad map / spawning location, and to fairly good effect. But if terran responds properly there's no chance of transitioning.
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"Noob #50000 being rewarded for being terrible"
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On January 31 2011 07:16 Gigadrill wrote:Show nested quote +On January 31 2011 01:42 RageQuitter wrote:
ZvP on Xel'Naga. He cannon rushed me, but I held it off with roaches. I then proceeded into his natural and notice that 5 cannons were living off of 1 pylon. I sniped the pylon. I went into his main and noticed he had 2 stargates living off of 1 pylon. I sniped the pylon. He then left without GG.
After the game I messaged him:
You: you must construct additional pylons!
Sankaku: fuck u u cheesy fagget i cant believe how op zerg is
learn to play the game you fucking douche
you cant play this game for shit so just kill yourself
i mean seriously all u know is roach spam go fuck urself
You: okay
Sankaku: just shut up fagget
You: okay
Sankaku: im not kidding you douche you cant play this game all you know is cheapshots
You: okay
The player is ignoring you. So.. the story is you being the first to BM? No need to open up chat with someone after a game just to smack talk.
The protoss deserved it. Well done RageQuitter 
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Dominican Republic913 Posts
If u want to see and lol a lot, watch replays where Lalush is in it, that guy rage a lot , and BMfuniness as hell
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Me going a 3-gate expand vs zerg (I'm P)
I come in with zealots/stalker/sentry, destroy all his roaches.
Him: "Wowwww 1 base protoss can beat 5 base zerg" <---but he's on two bases
Me: "I'm on two bases..."
Him: "Learn to play a race with some skill you noob
In another PvZ:
I have a typical gateway-1 colossus army vs hydra/roaches
He sends all his hydras to attack my colossus. I micro the colossus back, and all the hydras follow it, walking right into my zealot wall.
Him: "Wow colossus is a frickin op"
Then leaves without a gg.
Me after the game, I told him:
"Watch the replay, your hydras followed my colossus and my zealots cut them up, my colossus hardly did anything but run away"
Him: "Yeah thanks for the recap I was there >_>"
This player is ignoring you.
Not as funny, but still rage <3
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ZvT on Shakuras yesterday
My opponent did a 3-rack stim push, I 14 pool/15 hatched and barely held with a few banelings. His second push I had bling speed and held again, but his 3rd push through the back rocks caught me out of position, and I couldn't hold my main, but I had expanded 3 other times now (lol @ poor macro), so when he pushed my natural and found little to nothing he responded with:
Him : lol BM
Me : ?
(he kills my natural...that didn't have anything anyhow)
Him : BMBMBMBM
I proceeded to turtle up, hold off several attacks with blings again, and eventually completely out macro'd him and won.
Him : can't believe the @#$%ing sort of shit luck you get soo BM
Me : luck???
Me : lol
Me : sorry, but you got totally out played
Me : you made nothing but MM
Him : SCVs,
Him : Banshees (which he made a total of two, stopped with mutas before they even cloaked)
Him : so yeah if you say so
Me : lol...
Him : so BM
Me : i didn't BM once btw
Me : I had 3 expos when you took my main, why would I leave
Him : All your scrubs just get bullshit luck and win, so unfair
Me : lol...
Him : anyways, later noob, so BM
Me : gg
*ignoring me
It was fun The two people on my stream had a good laugh with me
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After a game 2-3 days ago.
Him: Fuck you noob ally, always the same shit. I get all the noob allies.
Me: I was playing against you ...
Him: Yea you were a fucking noob ally, you didn't help me at all.
Me: I was in the other team dude, check it plz. I was team 1 you were team 2 :p.
Him: Oh fuck, I'm so tired of nooballies that I'm flaming the wrong guy now... Anyway my ally was a big fat noob.
Me: Guess so...
thought it was pretty funny.
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