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Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
July 22 2013 17:30 GMT
#1201
Ease up, he doesnt actually BELIEVE that Fred is a common name outside english speaking countries, he's just trolling you.

Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-22 17:33:35
July 22 2013 17:33 GMT
#1202
Hiddink will most likely now either retire, or manage PSV eindhoven. He said that he would retire soon. But man, i really wanted to see this man manage barca
wingpawn
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Poland1342 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-22 18:15:32
July 22 2013 17:59 GMT
#1203
On July 23 2013 01:28 evilfatsh1t wrote:
damn i dont like barca but im a fan of hiddink because of what he did in 2002. hope it isnt true

It wasn't him in 2002 - those were third-world scumbag referees, who by the way totally ruined that tournament.

I'm pretty sure fellow TLers from Spain and Italy with 4-5 disallowed goals will back me up on it (though I'm not arguing Poland defeat against Korea in group stage - that was quite legit game and the result was the reflection of Poland being bad).
CtrlAltDefeat
Profile Joined November 2010
Israel106 Posts
July 22 2013 18:01 GMT
#1204
On July 23 2013 02:30 Catch]22 wrote:
Ease up, he doesnt actually BELIEVE that Fred is a common name outside english speaking countries, he's just trolling you.



Are you being sarcastic o.o? Fred (aka Frederick, Federico, etc.) seems to be common outside English-speaking countries.
In any case, this is super not relevant.

What a coincidence that Hiddink resigned an hour before Martino was appointed for Barca (even though he had a disciplinary problem with a referee recently). Or is it?
warding
Profile Joined August 2005
Portugal2397 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-22 18:14:40
July 22 2013 18:10 GMT
#1205
That's a risky choice by Barcelona. :|
CtrlAltDefeat
Profile Joined November 2010
Israel106 Posts
July 22 2013 18:26 GMT
#1206
Yeah, but maybe they wanted to bring in someone longterm quickly before the transfer window closes to decide on Fabregas and other things. Although maybe not, because Rosell sometimes likes to call the shots over the heads of the managers.
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
July 22 2013 18:26 GMT
#1207
fred
bernard
kelvin
jonathan
oscar
douglas
alex
danny
elton
victor
ronny

Yeah apart from Kelvin, Jonathan, Douglas and Elton, those names are all very common Dutch names as well.
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Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
July 22 2013 18:32 GMT
#1208
As I said yesterday, Tata after Tito(#mlgpun) is the best choise.

He likes pressing high, barca will finally push full throttle again. I'm excited!
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-22 18:47:59
July 22 2013 18:44 GMT
#1209
On July 23 2013 02:12 CtrlAltDefeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2013 01:27 sc4k wrote:
On July 22 2013 23:48 warding wrote:
On July 22 2013 20:35 sc4k wrote:
i want to makea team on fifa with all the brazilian players whose names are just standard english names:

fred
bernard
kelvin
jonathan
oscar
douglas
alex
danny
elton
victor
ronny


Top marks to the first person to identify which teams they are all from

it literally sounds like the line up for a public school 1st XI.

Subs include Wallace, Allan and Wesley.

In theory Maicon should be included, as it's the Brazilianization of Michael.


Quite understandably you don't get it warding. The whole point is that these are all normal English names that you would expect an english person to be called (with the exception of Elton which is rare anywhere lol). It makes English people laugh when they should out 'AMAZING FINISH FROM FRED!'

It sounds like what you would hear at a local non-league match.


You do realize most of these aren't "English" names, whether by English names you mean names that are most common in England, or names that originated England. These are names that are pretty much common all over the world, and also did not originate in England. So it's kinda pointless to do what you're doing ^^


Also you don't seem to get it. You also don't seem to realise why it's amusing. We English don't expect Brazilians to be called Fred. Or Allan. Or Wallace. They are tremendously English sounding names. We expect Brazilians to be called De Souza Miracolos Golazo Pereira or something ending in -inho. They sound like a county cricket player. That is where the humour lies.

And there is no humour in the concept of a brazilian called Maicon because that sounds pretty swarthy and dago-ish already. A Brazilian called Mike would be awesome.

And @Twisted I swear dutch names are usually like Wim and Jan and Thijs.
Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
July 22 2013 18:49 GMT
#1210
If you think that brazilians with english like names are weird what can you say about brazilians named sokrates, plato, leonidas, alexander, seriously wtf, xD.
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
CtrlAltDefeat
Profile Joined November 2010
Israel106 Posts
July 22 2013 18:50 GMT
#1211
Well, what I'm saying is that names like Fred and the others (maybe not Allan or Wallace, I dont know...) are very common in Brazil. And if they sound "tremendously English", that may be because you don't know any other language ^^
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
July 22 2013 18:59 GMT
#1212
well Brazilians and greeks look similar so it's not that weird to me!

I find it hard to believe that 'Fred' is a common name in Brazil. Although Frederico is, do they seriously abbreviate it to Fred? It sounds so...not brazilian lol. But I have not travelled that much I will admit.
warding
Profile Joined August 2005
Portugal2397 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-22 19:08:13
July 22 2013 19:07 GMT
#1213
I didn't get the point at first, but now I understand what you're getting at sc4k. Being Portuguese though, it really isn't necessary to do much to find humor in Brazilian names. Combine totally liberal naming laws and, I assume, some illiteracy in the past, and the result is really hilarious. From the Classical figures someone pointed above, to American presidents (tons of Washingtons, Jeffersons, Ronalds), to any combination of letters with 'son' in the end.

Frederico is abbreviated to Fred in Portugal also.
Terminal
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom2109 Posts
July 22 2013 19:33 GMT
#1214
It's just we expect and are used to Brazilian names in particular being somewhat exotic and different. So when you see a dude with the same name as your local milkman banging in goals for his national team it's just kinda funny is all. Frederico for example would be a much better fit, and wouldn't think twice about it.
skyrunner
Profile Joined August 2009
371 Posts
July 22 2013 19:52 GMT
#1215
On July 23 2013 03:32 Steveling wrote:
As I said yesterday, Tata after Tito(#mlgpun) is the best choise.

He likes pressing high, barca will finally push full throttle again. I'm excited!

Eh we'll see. I don't think we're gonna see much difference on the field. Maybe some new way to play the ball from defense to midfield, how he wants the wingers to act and other small tactical shit like that.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-22 20:05:49
July 22 2013 20:05 GMT
#1216



Gerardo Martino has emerged as the likely replacement for Tito Vilanova as Barcelona coach.

According to widespread media reports in Spain on Monday evening, the Argentinian is set to be confirmed as the next Barca boss on a three-year contract following talks
The 50-year-old led Newell's Old Boys to the Argentinian Clausura title last season but recently severed ties with the club.
Barcelona have made no official announcement.


ModeratorTeam Liquid Football Thread Guru! - Chelsea FC ♥
Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
July 22 2013 20:54 GMT
#1217
I still find funny english men named george, so I can understand what you are talking about.
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
Ferrose
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States11378 Posts
July 22 2013 21:03 GMT
#1218
Poor Martino, he'll have to play Bayern in his third day on the job, and he doesn't even have the players who were at the Confederations Cup
@113candlemagic Office lady by day, lonely woman at night. | Official lolicon of thread 94273
kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-22 21:23:51
July 22 2013 21:19 GMT
#1219
On July 23 2013 06:03 Ferrose wrote:
Poor Martino, he'll have to play Bayern in his third day on the job, and he doesn't even have the players who were at the Confederations Cup


I believe he won't be there for Bayern's match and probably Roura or Rubi will take the role for that one. I'd love to see him there though, his presence could probably make the team play better and perhaps make the match a bit less one-sided in the process...
Freedom is a stranger
Mandalor
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany2362 Posts
July 22 2013 21:52 GMT
#1220
On July 23 2013 06:19 kemoryan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2013 06:03 Ferrose wrote:
Poor Martino, he'll have to play Bayern in his third day on the job, and he doesn't even have the players who were at the Confederations Cup


I believe he won't be there for Bayern's match and probably Roura or Rubi will take the role for that one. I'd love to see him there though, his presence could probably make the team play better and perhaps make the match a bit less one-sided in the process...


Why would it be one-sided? Bayern have undergone a lot more changes than Barca so far. Also it's pre-season and a rather meaningless match. This could go either way and in the end, nobody will really care. The cup will just be a way of testing stuff and seeing what certain aspects of the teams' games are at.
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