The Shikyo Memorial for QQ Therapy - Page 266

On September 18 2012 14:42 MooMooMugi wrote:

Gotta build a slow item, on top of your slows, on top of your slow!

On September 18 2012 14:59 Morfildur wrote:


Next item:
Rylai's for extra Slow with Volley?

On September 17 2012 17:17 M2 wrote:
Guys let me reveal you a secret (at least for those playing on the european server). There is something very wrong with the Polish and the Russians, I don't know if it is some kind of genetic issue related to LoL that prevents them to comprehend the game or its some kind of cultural phenomenon I really have no idea, but when they play, most of those guys are practically an equivalent of a mix between mentaly challenged zombies and Sims 2 characters. I will not go now into detailed endless examples of what my eyes have seen such as: Allistar AP mid, AD Sona solo top with ignite, attack move master yi into enemy team into 0/15 in 12 minutes, Duo mid Varus+Corki (explanation was that minions are coming faster there and they need farm), team of 4 AP champions fighting for the mid lane, 4 AD carries and etc and etc, and this is just the team selection, during the games you can imagine I suppose, besides there are a lot of examples in this thread already. I am not saying that all of the above is only coming from Russians and Polish and I also played with some very skilled/adequate Polish and Russians (many of them on my friend list already), but make this experiment: when you have doubts that one or few of your team have LoL's brain insufficiency before you start swearing at them aks politely: Are you Russian or Polish? You will be amazed (or not since you have read this post) of how many times the answer will be: Yes/Да

On September 18 2012 16:14 ticklishmusic wrote:
There are, of course, skilled Brazilian players. However, you usually can't tell they are Brazilian because they communicate and play well.

On September 18 2012 05:24 Craton wrote:
How the fuck are there still people at this Elo that give up 5 minutes into a game.

On September 18 2012 16:14 ticklishmusic wrote:


In NA, we have this thing called a Brazilian. They tend to like Morde and Riven. You can usually identify them by the incomprehensible internet Portuguese they speak, and the occasional poorly worded insult (these usually come after you miss a skillshot, apparently they don't understand the concept of a no point-and-click champ). Oh, and they tend to be absolutely terrible.

Once I had hope with a jungle Jax and a Ashe ADC. I was support Lulu and it went okayish-- Ashe had shit CS, but the duo jungle/ADC lovefest thing happened and we got a lot of kills so I guess it wasn't too bad. Overall we were a little behind midgame, managed to pull ahead a bit later, then Jax decides to solo Baron after we ace them (the other 3 of us are defending inhibs). Baron almost dead, enemy team coming, Jax leaves Baron to fight a 1v5. He dies of course, enemy takes Baron and pushes. We lose the fight, but I go hero mode Lulu (fully stacked Meijas/DFG) and triple kill them for an ace. Then we die to super minions. Fuck you Jax.

There are, of course, skilled Brazilian players. However, you usually can't tell they are Brazilian because they communicate and play well.

On September 19 2012 03:19 little fancy wrote:
FUCK MY NEW NEIGHBOURS IN THE DORMITORY! Since the new term started and brought these fuckers to our university, they excessively use our internet connection and make everybody lag!