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little fancy
Germany2504 Posts
I don't know if I should wish him / her some really bad things to happen or have to admire him / her for the courage to shamelessly be so fucking cheeky and trollish. In other news, the typical 'me never play support but u guys force me to so I pick high skill cap Janna just because I can' player #629 just costed me another winnable game. Thx 4 listening folks. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
Also Karthus baits us by telling us he has his ult. We wait for him to use it while we gank top, Karthus doesn't ult. We have to dive because we're too committed at this point. We kill GP but I'm too low and the jungler stays around to protect me, of course zoom zoom Hecarim reaches top lane before our wave and gets a double kill. Karthus proceeds to calmly back and inform us that it wasn't his fault because he was oom. Yeah. So he can communicate to say he has his ult, but he can't say "I'm oom", or even "oom"? Fucking idiot. The lane should have been crushed after that, but instead the lost farm made up for the death, and fed Hecarim went around and continued killing shit and getting bigger. While Karthus sees Malzahar coming back to mid via the wards, and still sillily stays in the middle of the lane, and complains that Malz ults him casually, getting yet another kill. That Karthus was so damn annoying. Also Blitzcrank useless when enemy team his ahead and Hecarim (could be Malph, Amumu or any initiator for that matter) can just ult us as soon as we grab their Corki, who valks away as if it was nothing. | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
Just gets stupider and stupider. | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
People. You can farm under turret. It's sub-optimal, but ffs having 6 deaths and only 25 farm at the 25 minute mark is LESS optimal. Ugh. | ||
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
On September 18 2012 13:13 plasmidghost wrote: "Ashe, why the fuck are you building frozen mallet?" "so i can slow enemies" It took everything in me not to alt-f4 and throw my comp out the window. Gotta build a slow item, on top of your slows, on top of your slow! | ||
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Sufficiency
Canada23833 Posts
On September 18 2012 14:42 MooMooMugi wrote: Gotta build a slow item, on top of your slows, on top of your slow! But the slow partially stacks! | ||
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Deleted User 101379
4849 Posts
On September 18 2012 14:42 MooMooMugi wrote: Gotta build a slow item, on top of your slows, on top of your slow! Next item: Rylai's for extra Slow with Volley? | ||
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
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Sufficiency
Canada23833 Posts
On September 18 2012 14:59 Morfildur wrote: Next item: Rylai's for extra Slow with Volley? This reminds me of the dilemma of getting Frozen Mallet or Rylai on Sejuani. | ||
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ticklishmusic
United States15977 Posts
On September 17 2012 17:17 M2 wrote: Guys let me reveal you a secret (at least for those playing on the european server). There is something very wrong with the Polish and the Russians, I don't know if it is some kind of genetic issue related to LoL that prevents them to comprehend the game or its some kind of cultural phenomenon I really have no idea, but when they play, most of those guys are practically an equivalent of a mix between mentaly challenged zombies and Sims 2 characters. I will not go now into detailed endless examples of what my eyes have seen such as: Allistar AP mid, AD Sona solo top with ignite, attack move master yi into enemy team into 0/15 in 12 minutes, Duo mid Varus+Corki (explanation was that minions are coming faster there and they need farm), team of 4 AP champions fighting for the mid lane, 4 AD carries and etc and etc, and this is just the team selection, during the games you can imagine I suppose, besides there are a lot of examples in this thread already. I am not saying that all of the above is only coming from Russians and Polish and I also played with some very skilled/adequate Polish and Russians (many of them on my friend list already), but make this experiment: when you have doubts that one or few of your team have LoL's brain insufficiency before you start swearing at them aks politely: Are you Russian or Polish? You will be amazed (or not since you have read this post) of how many times the answer will be: Yes/Да In NA, we have this thing called a Brazilian. They tend to like Morde and Riven. You can usually identify them by the incomprehensible internet Portuguese they speak, and the occasional poorly worded insult (these usually come after you miss a skillshot, apparently they don't understand the concept of a no point-and-click champ). Oh, and they tend to be absolutely terrible. Once I had hope with a jungle Jax and a Ashe ADC. I was support Lulu and it went okayish-- Ashe had shit CS, but the duo jungle/ADC lovefest thing happened and we got a lot of kills so I guess it wasn't too bad. Overall we were a little behind midgame, managed to pull ahead a bit later, then Jax decides to solo Baron after we ace them (the other 3 of us are defending inhibs). Baron almost dead, enemy team coming, Jax leaves Baron to fight a 1v5. He dies of course, enemy takes Baron and pushes. We lose the fight, but I go hero mode Lulu (fully stacked Meijas/DFG) and triple kill them for an ace. Then we die to super minions. Fuck you Jax. There are, of course, skilled Brazilian players. However, you usually can't tell they are Brazilian because they communicate and play well. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
On September 18 2012 16:14 ticklishmusic wrote: There are, of course, skilled Brazilian players. However, you usually can't tell they are Brazilian because they communicate and play well. That's about the same with Russians, Polish, French, Spanish people: you don't know what their nationality is because they actually can speak English and don't insult you (or not as much/in English).  | ||
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Skithiryx
Australia648 Posts
On September 18 2012 05:24 Craton wrote: How the fuck are there still people at this Elo that give up 5 minutes into a game. I think it's just a global thing, just finished off a game where it started out 1-3 so Ashe decided it was over and that she'd just kinda walk around the map... All I wanted was a Janna skin -.- | ||
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M2
Bulgaria4186 Posts
On September 18 2012 16:14 ticklishmusic wrote: In NA, we have this thing called a Brazilian. They tend to like Morde and Riven. You can usually identify them by the incomprehensible internet Portuguese they speak, and the occasional poorly worded insult (these usually come after you miss a skillshot, apparently they don't understand the concept of a no point-and-click champ). Oh, and they tend to be absolutely terrible. Once I had hope with a jungle Jax and a Ashe ADC. I was support Lulu and it went okayish-- Ashe had shit CS, but the duo jungle/ADC lovefest thing happened and we got a lot of kills so I guess it wasn't too bad. Overall we were a little behind midgame, managed to pull ahead a bit later, then Jax decides to solo Baron after we ace them (the other 3 of us are defending inhibs). Baron almost dead, enemy team coming, Jax leaves Baron to fight a 1v5. He dies of course, enemy takes Baron and pushes. We lose the fight, but I go hero mode Lulu (fully stacked Meijas/DFG) and triple kill them for an ace. Then we die to super minions. Fuck you Jax. There are, of course, skilled Brazilian players. However, you usually can't tell they are Brazilian because they communicate and play well. What are you talking about? From what I undesrand your Brazilians can actually identify that you are doing something (missed skill shots) and they also in some way follow things different than their champion, these indicates for at least two brain cells, two:-)) What I am trying to describe is a fuckin zombie playing = no brain, vacuum:-)) and favorite champions are teemo and master yi, when I see those picked in my team I have mini heart attacks:-))))))))) | ||
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Nikon
Bulgaria5710 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/OVRtj.png) I guess at least it wasn't ranked, but still... | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
And Vladimir fed a WW then ran when I ganked, pushed to WW's tower even when Diana was coming (seen because of the wards I had to use for him) the rest of the time. Both never grouped up for fights. Real understanding of the way the comp they insisted to run works. Next one, Karthus 2nd picked without thinking, gets countered by Katarina. He doesn't call the misses, or pretty late. It's 0K, despite Tristana playing very badly (managed to get engaged and poke to death by Ashe/Taric) we got several kills so we can zone them now. We are wounded but can do drake. We start, and I stay near the entrance to zone the enemy team (Ashe and Katarina). Kat is staying away, and gets (while visible to us) into the river bush near drake. Karthus goes out of the pit and rushes in to try and 1v1 her. He obviously gets slaughtered, but without his damage, and the reset Kat got on her ult, she simply jumps us and gets 2 kills despite me knocking her out of ult. Ashe comes and then clean me up, then the drake. Fucking brainless idiot who can't even use basic decision making to, if not make the correct plays, at least not make dumb shit. People not playing very good I can understand. Fucking morons rushing into ranked with their brain shut down harder than if they'd done it on purpose is damn grating tho. Give me decent players. Not even good ones. Just decent. Please. I'll know what to do with them. But keep the retards diving as Mundo or insisting on ganking when I'm level 1 consume Nunu. | ||
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little fancy
Germany2504 Posts
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
On September 19 2012 03:19 little fancy wrote: FUCK MY NEW NEIGHBOURS IN THE DORMITORY! Since the new term started and brought these fuckers to our university, they excessively use our internet connection and make everybody lag! At least you're not in Canada. I had a friend who had unreliable internet even when he was only sharing the internet with one other person on a 20mBps wireless. | ||
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WaveofShadow
Canada31495 Posts
Not 'fag' or 'n00b' or any of the obvious ones, nor anything really insulting in any way.. 'Lucker.' WHAT THE FUCK IS A LUCKER? WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE SAY IT? Is it a lucky person? Is it 'fucker' spelled wrong? Is it some bastard combination of the two? MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE. Honourable mention goes to 'nab.' | ||
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
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