EPTTo that Malz, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself with a cactus.
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plasmidghost
Belgium16168 Posts
To that Malz, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself with a cactus. | ||
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
Well, doesn't really work out that way. So I'm like eff it, going to help bottom win. Get like 4 kills and a free dragon, my Nocturne jungler says "WHY YOU LETTING JAYCE FREE FARM" despite the fact the difference in cs is like 15. Then proceeds to die to him 1v1 like 5 times, usually like 30 seconds after he a good chance to 2v1 him. Then yells at me all game long for not "focusing the Cait" when it was a lot more complicated than that (Tris getting caught, me getting CCed to death, etc). We won after I got a triple kill to turn a crucial fight, and then wrecked them because Nocturne finally made a good decision and caught Cait in our jungle. Still, reallly annoying stuff. | ||
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Curu
Canada2817 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/W8ExH.png) I think our team had 30 kills total that game... And instead of protecting the Vayne that's the only person doing anything on the team, they decide to play chase the Taric. The one time I truly and fully believed in Elo hell... On September 15 2012 14:39 zer0das wrote: Try Pantheon out against Jayce, since I figure "Hey, if I can knock him out of lane, that's a win..." Well, doesn't really work out that way. So I'm like eff it, going to help bottom win. Get like 4 kills and a free dragon, my Nocturne jungler says "WHY YOU LETTING JAYCE FREE FARM" despite the fact the difference in cs is like 15. Then proceeds to die to him 1v1 like 5 times, usually like 30 seconds after he a good chance to 2v1 him. Then yells at me all game long for not "focusing the Cait" when it was a lot more complicated than that (Tris getting caught, me getting CCed to death, etc). We won after I got a triple kill to turn a crucial fight, and then wrecked them because Nocturne finally made a good decision and caught Cait in our jungle. Still, reallly annoying stuff. Jayce beats Pantheon pretty hard. Actually Jayce beats everyone pretty hard. I don't think he has a losing matchup. | ||
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Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
On September 15 2012 14:25 plasmidghost wrote: Two people in champ select start bitching about who was going mid. I saw from chat Morgana had called it first, but Malzahar kept saying he was going mid. So he forced his way mid and made me (Corki) go bot alone, where I get flash-hooked by Blitz and give fb. Malz finally comes bot and proceeds to build AP and take over half the cs for himself, all without warding. Within 10 minutes I was down over 50 cs and 4 kills. To that Malz, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself with a cactus. Was this ranked or draft? | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
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plasmidghost
Belgium16168 Posts
Luckily, it was normals. It actually makes me wonder if people actually enjoy trolling in normals. I just want to get good enough to play ranked without getting stuck in ELO hell. | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
I ended up 6-6 on the first game and maybe 4-6 the next but that's not what I expect from myself when I play AD carry. I think part of it was just the different skilling order. I didn't want to get points in Q when nunu would bloodboil me. The first nunu spammed bloodboil and that helped a lot. The second maxed E I think. Then I made a bad decision in the first game, to do mini golems instead of running to my team mid as soon as I saw people start posturing. The second game, my computer started overheating with both cores at over 80 degrees so my fps dropped even though my ping was fine. Had like 14 - 18 fps  Stupid riot game. | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
No, no we fucking won't. Just don't act like an idiot and force bad fights on enemies when his ult is up. ... And then you play Shen/Sona bot lane because "Shen is OP he'll carry". I don't want to live on this planet anymore.... | ||
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plasmidghost
Belgium16168 Posts
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iCanada
Canada10660 Posts
On September 15 2012 15:33 Curu wrote:Jayce beats Pantheon pretty hard. Actually Jayce beats everyone pretty hard. I don't think he has a losing matchup. Jayce so dumb. -.- I ban that shit. | ||
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Gahlo
United States35150 Posts
Haven't gotten a competent gank in at least a few weeks. | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
Since then, I keep losing game after game. And what's more, a sizeable percentage of these games (not all of them, but enough to make it infuriating) are games where looking back on it there is no way I could have won. Games where I'm the jungler and all three lanes are down a kill before I'm level 3. Games where I'm support and every time I go back to buy something my carry rushes somebody and dies. Games where nobody but me ever buys a ward all game long, regardless of what position I'm playing. Games where 15 minutes into the game one of our solo lanes has been killed 10 times. Games where we have one or even TWO people go AFK. Games where our carry starts feeding four minutes in because "the jungler shouldn't KS me." Games where I really should have dodged but no, I want to give these guys a chance. The person saying he's going to AD Carry as Nidalee, I mean, AD Nidalee is so off the wall strange that I'm sure he must be a genius or something. No. No he wasn't. Games where our Taric immediatly walks right into the enemy jungle and starts a fight that ends up with them getting 3 kills before minions spawn, only to afterwards say he was trying to ward their red and didn't realize Rengar would be at red. Since my first day I have steadily dropped in ELO, and what's worse is that the lower I get, the faster it is going down. It hovered in the 1400's for a while, then was holding steady in the 1300's for several days. Now every time I try to get it back up, it starts dropping like a brick. I'm currently close to 1150. It's making me just not want to play anymore. Anybody who says ELO Hell doesn't exist is nuts. Maybe it doesn't exist long term, but short term it sure as hell does. | ||
onlywonderboy
United States23745 Posts
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eScapegoat100
Canada71 Posts
I was morde mid vs a veigar. Huehuehue. Outfarmed him by a ton. Dodged a few eve ganks, and set up a kill for our jungle jax. Botlane has been slain. Botlane has been slain. Our Naut Corki duo-queue botlane is a combined 2-13 at the end of the game vs an enemy Ezreal Lux lane. The reason I'm posting in this thread however is b/c of the hilarious things that Naut said. He claimed that they needed jungle help b/c they were against a "double bruiser lane". Lux "is a bruiser cuz she does a lot of damage early game". I ignored him after that and we lost. Some people. | ||
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UniversalSnip
9871 Posts
It's making me just not want to play anymore. Anybody who says ELO Hell doesn't exist is nuts. Maybe it doesn't exist long term, but short term it sure as hell does. Well I was about to give you 'the talk' but you are absolutely correct, luck does have a big impact in the short term. In the long term you do 100% end up where you're supposed to. I do wonder if you've considered the possibility, though, that your lightning run to 1500 was the luck part. | ||
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petered
United States1817 Posts
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Deleted User 101379
4849 Posts
Kept lane frozen below my tower so Nasus couldn't use his Q to farm and i ended up having 60 cs more than he had at the end of the laning phase. Kept Nasus busy in top lane so he couldn't participate in any teamfights. I was 5/0/2. At 25 minutes, my whole team was below 100cs while i had 180 cs just from farming below my tower. Dived the enemy Brand and Sivir in teamfights and kept them both busy while their tank WW solo'd my whole team. Lost game. Top lane is annoying. | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
On September 16 2012 12:29 UniversalSnip wrote: Well I was about to give you 'the talk' but you are absolutely correct, luck does have a big impact in the short term. In the long term you do 100% end up where you're supposed to. I do wonder if you've considered the possibility, though, that your lightning run to 1500 was the luck part. Of course it was lucky. But just as lucky as it has been unlucky afterwards. | ||
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kainzero
United States5211 Posts
blames me for feeding because i died to lux in lane dodges next game that i'm in because i'm a scrub | ||
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FraCuS
United States1072 Posts
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