The Shikyo Memorial for QQ Therapy - Page 249

On August 23 2012 02:05 seanisgrand wrote:
I always call a lane in a friendly manner and I usually get it 90% of the time.

On August 23 2012 06:40 arb wrote:

always be like

"I can ad ^-^" with the "^-^" thas the most important part to convey you are infact a nice player, and they usually will let you have the lane

On August 23 2012 06:51 Requizen wrote:

You can take that into the game with you too. "Nice job throwing top faggot ^-^"

On August 23 2012 08:55 Zozma wrote:
I'm spectating a game my brother's playing in. He's around level 25 right now, and still at a level where people are telling him not to jungle because "we don't need a jungler". He picked Corki instead.

His team's Diana is up against a Twitch mid. The Twitch, somehow, gets two kills up on her before the sixth minute of the game. Diana switches lanes with an Ahri who she earlier forced to go bot lane. There's a big level difference between this Ahri and the Twitch, and she feeds more kills. Next thing you know, Twitch is 4/0/0.
My brother is doing fine in his lane, so he says he's going to come gank mid. While he's in the river, Ahri manages to go from full health to DEAD, Twitch is 5/0/0, and all he can do is stop the minions from pushing too hard. Ahri, who apparently doesn't read the chat, gets angry at him for "trying to steal the lane" and she says, "if you want it, you can have it. see how well you do" and rotates top.

Now my brother's Corki is mid against Twitch. He just farms under his tower. In a few minutes, he's beating Twitch in CS by a sizable margin, but he can't stop Twitch from leaving to gank other lanes, because if he tries to push Twitch is going to instagib him. My brother eventually farms up to a point where he trades kills with Twitch and gets the killstreak gold, and so he manages to get a like ~25 minute Infinity Edge.

But at this point, the towers at both of his team's side lanes are down, both of the side lanes are fed, and both of his team's AP champions are screwed (a bot-lane, and let me repeat this for emphasis, a LANING Shaco is 9/0/1 by the end of the laning phase).

Later my brother told me that throughout the game, from the time his team lost first blood (Twitch killing Diana, of course) his teammates were typing a constant stream of "gg" and "surrender 20" into the chat.

Sometimes I really wonder how anybody gets to level 30.

On August 23 2012 08:55 Zozma wrote:
I'm spectating a game my brother's playing in. He's around level 25 right now, and still at a level where people are telling him not to jungle because "we don't need a jungler". He picked Corki instead.

His team's Diana is up against a Twitch mid. The Twitch, somehow, gets two kills up on her before the sixth minute of the game. Diana switches lanes with an Ahri who she earlier forced to go bot lane. There's a big level difference between this Ahri and the Twitch, and she feeds more kills. Next thing you know, Twitch is 4/0/0.
My brother is doing fine in his lane, so he says he's going to come gank mid. While he's in the river, Ahri manages to go from full health to DEAD, Twitch is 5/0/0, and all he can do is stop the minions from pushing too hard. Ahri, who apparently doesn't read the chat, gets angry at him for "trying to steal the lane" and she says, "if you want it, you can have it. see how well you do" and rotates top.

Now my brother's Corki is mid against Twitch. He just farms under his tower. In a few minutes, he's beating Twitch in CS by a sizable margin, but he can't stop Twitch from leaving to gank other lanes, because if he tries to push Twitch is going to instagib him. My brother eventually farms up to a point where he trades kills with Twitch and gets the killstreak gold, and so he manages to get a like ~25 minute Infinity Edge.

But at this point, the towers at both of his team's side lanes are down, both of the side lanes are fed, and both of his team's AP champions are screwed (a bot-lane, and let me repeat this for emphasis, a LANING Shaco is 9/0/1 by the end of the laning phase).

Later my brother told me that throughout the game, from the time his team lost first blood (Twitch killing Diana, of course) his teammates were typing a constant stream of "gg" and "surrender 20" into the chat.

Sometimes I really wonder how anybody gets to level 30.

On August 23 2012 12:21 Fuzzmosis wrote:
Leveling up my smurf is quite awkward. The 20% of players who are legitemately new meet the people who are banned or smurfing, and either get owned or get screamedat like they stole from a Sheik. I had to stop myself from tryharding, since there was no shortage of that and really, I honestly didn't want to play like it was a 1700 ranked game without runes and masteries.

Also, I never thought I would miss runepages this badly. Last hitting is a bit more annoying with 15 less AD and AP players will essentially do true damage for free. It's an anti training zone for new players to try ranged AD, especially if they happen to be against a lane that has a decent to capable support.

On August 23 2012 12:21 Fuzzmosis wrote:
Leveling up my smurf is quite awkward. The 20% of players who are legitemately new meet the people who are banned or smurfing, and either get owned or get screamedat like they stole from a Sheik. I had to stop myself from tryharding, since there was no shortage of that and really, I honestly didn't want to play like it was a 1700 ranked game without runes and masteries.

Also, I never thought I would miss runepages this badly. Last hitting is a bit more annoying with 15 less AD and AP players will essentially do true damage for free. It's an anti training zone for new players to try ranged AD, especially if they happen to be against a lane that has a decent to capable support.

On August 23 2012 12:51 cLutZ wrote:


Worst thing: Playing sup to a bad ad.

Bro just played with one who had 69 CS after 25 mins...

On August 23 2012 16:37 Morfildur wrote:


That reminds me of the blitzcrank i had as support yesterday. Me as Ezreal with said Blitzcrank support against a Graves/Taric lane. Taric was their last pick, so the Blitzcrank at least didn't pick into Taric. Enemy team invaded and the enemy Graves got 1/0/1 and then they retreated, so i was up against a lane that was unfavourable to start with but the opponent also had an extra dblade. I managed to farm quite well but Blitzcrank kept pulling Taric which always ended up with Blitzcrank dying, me barely escaping and at one point even got me killed, too. After i told him to stop pulling Taric he spent the rest of the laning phase trying to pull Graves through the minion lines and only ever grabbed minions. Whenever his grab was on cooldown he just stood around uselessly and didn't even place wards so i ended up having to buy my own.
Then he got into an argument with our Warwick toplane and went AFK.

We managed 3 4v5 Aces in a row and got one baron for free but they got the next baron and then rolled over us for the nexus kill.