The Shikyo Memorial for QQ Therapy - Page 160

bobbob

United States368 Posts

March 27 2012 06:29 GMT

#3181

On March 27 2012 11:08 APurpleCow wrote:

It "should" balance out, but I've had five 4v5s in the past two days, and zero 5v4s. What are the chances of that?

Riot really hates some players.

In theory, the chance of that happening is 1/2^5, which is just 1/32, nothing too too extreme. My comment is that if 1/10 games is a 4v5, then after over 30 4v5's the chances of it being very uneven are a lot lower.

Gahlo

United States35172 Posts

March 27 2012 17:35 GMT

#3182

Here I am again, after what seems like a long time where I had to rage. Got invaded a lot with 0 mias and 0 wards from top and mid. Not to mention they couldn't even trade in their lanes. 13 minutes in, 2 towers down top, 1 down mid. After that blight of a 29 minute game the CS of my mid and top COMBINED doesn't even reach 100.

Gee Fucking Gee

Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

March 27 2012 18:17 GMT

#3183

On March 27 2012 14:18 Amui wrote:
Getting camped top is quite possibly the most retarded thing ever. Level 2 LS comes. Level 3 LS comes back. Level 5 LS comes again and I die. And yet it's worth it because now I'm suddenly behind and can't fucking do anything, while the worthless jungler just afks in the jungle.

This!

Jax vs Irelia, i am up 20 to 10 cs, thinking this will be easy. Then Irelia starts attacking me, i am like "hmm, there is a jungle here 100% sure" and disengage with Q, Skarner comes from the jungle and i stun him, getting away with almost zero damage. I wait for like 20 seconds before slowly returning to lane, and there is skarner in the same brush, this time they force a flash out of me. I go B, come back to lane, go ward my brush, HE FUCKING WAITS THERE AND THEY KILL ME. I don't know if he went to kill double golems or something in the mean time, but there he was, 8 seconds from teleport and the walking back to lane.

After that during the game i was ganked about 8 times by Skarner, and 4 times by Ahri. Only died twice, but its pretty hard to contest for CS, when you are constantly ganked, and your own jungler is abandoning your lane.

(Oh, and the best part about that game was when team fights happened, that Xerath who got to free farm almost the whole game missed his Q, and his RRR, really, he missed EVERYTHING during a 5v5 fight where we are clumped up

Cloud9157

United States2968 Posts

March 27 2012 19:30 GMT

#3184

I think its official.

Everyone in this game sucks except me.

Offhand

United States1869 Posts

March 27 2012 19:40 GMT

#3185

0/7, 0/6, 0/8, 0/5 laners, "Udyr never ganks lost us the game". Seriously how do you say this when jungle is the only person with kills? How do you lose a lane I just ganked three times in a row?

Perhaps the best and worst part about jungling is that it's literally ALWAYS YOUR FAULT in soloQ. It's far more beneficial to tune out 100% of criticism and miss the maybe 1% that's valid if you actually want to enjoy the game.

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

March 28 2012 00:04 GMT

#3186

I guess it's only Twisted Treeline, but an enemy Renekton came to lane with pure flat AD runes and 21/9/0, so he had 91 AD at level 1. Kind of hurts... I make a remark about it, our Udyr runs up to top lane for no reason, Morg dies while he's gone, and then Renekton owns up the map with his insane amount of damage because Udyr didn't stay put instead of volunteering to run up and take top lane (he started with a long sword... I don't know why he thought he could deal with a Renekton with pure AD runes when I had 56 armor as Lee Sin or so and was having problems...).

Course since it's Twisted Treeline the entire team revolts before the game can be dragged out and the flat AD runes don't mean anything. Sigh.

danana

United States321 Posts

March 28 2012 05:44 GMT

#3187

I'm feeling all nice and decide that, even though I'm first pick, I'm gonna support so that teammates can play their preferred role. I first pick Janna, enemy team picks Caitlyn... then our ad carry picks vayne. doesn't help that our lb dc's, leaving vayne janna 2v3ing against cait sona and ziggs .__.

i guess even if i trust my allies to play their preferred roles decently, i shouldn't trust them to have any common sense with picks D:

valheru

Australia966 Posts

March 28 2012 10:25 GMT

#3188

Support who buys 0 fucking wards beyond the ~15 min mark...Noticing this I ask why (at the 40 min mark) he says 'I am buying wards', when there are NO FUCKING WARDS ON THE FUCKING MAP, I point this out he says 'I haven't been back in a while'. I decide to watch carefully at this point. He had as taric an aegis, mercs, hog, philo and kage's he goes b he now has an aegis, mercs, hog, philo, kage's and a FUCKING GIANT'S BELT.
The stupid bastard at the end of the game not only denies that he didn't buy any fucking wards but then says 'the jungler [me] is supposed to buy wards' I fucking did fucking dumbass I stopped buying wards at about 40 mins because I had full fucking items (WW btw) I said that trying to be polite he says and I fucking kid you not at the end of a 55 min game this fucking dumbass said 'Dude I fucking bought like 15 wards that game there were fucking wards you moron'. He was taric and went like 0/6/7 with me as WW about 5/5/14. The rest of the team were great to play with it was a good opposition to lose to.
Don't read this...
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STUPID FUCKING USELESS BASTARD MORON FUCKER STUPID TWAT CAN'T FUCKING PLAY TARIC NO FUCKING SHURELIAS FUCKING TWAT FUCKING AWFUL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

March 28 2012 11:25 GMT

#3189

Enemy picks caitlyn, our second to last pick picks Vayne. I go taric and we set off to the mysterious world of bottom lane.

In the loading screen i notice they have a support Xin. When the game starts he explains that he lagged out, and randomed Xin. Vayne starts doran, and jumps in on caitlyn as soon as the creeps arrive. I get her out of there, but he is left with 25% hp, Caitlyn is at 75% Xin at 75%. He starts pinging Caitlyn like crazy. I am like "what?" and he goes ATTACK HIM FFS I CANT FARM. Well, good support i am, i go and stun caitlyn, and then back off, Vayne goes WTF U HAVE NO DAMAGE?!. After that i ignored him, he died 20seconds later, game back to lane with boots, but no potions, and continued to play badly.

<3 Silver

NeedsmoreCELLTECH

Netherlands1242 Posts

March 28 2012 13:54 GMT

#3190

Olaf dives shen six times in lane, shen gets away with about 100hp everytime. Olaf keeps crying 'luck noob omg' and continues to feed. : /

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

March 28 2012 14:14 GMT

#3191

My team asks me to play Xin jungle because our Olaf doesn't want to jungle and I am the lastpick on my team.
Start the game up, try to level 2 gank mid but the opponent swain flashes away. Oh well. Game continues on, i gank a bunch and get quite a few kills, going something like 5-1-2 in the first half of the game. Then teamfights start. I completely forget how to teamfight properly as Xin (because i never play him lol), as did everyone else on my team and we lose every single teamfight and two barons, allowing the opponents to comeback and win

WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW HOW TO FUCKING TEAMFIGHT

little fancy

Germany2504 Posts

March 28 2012 14:54 GMT

#3192

On March 28 2012 19:25 valheru wrote:
Support who buys 0 fucking wards beyond the ~15 min mark...Noticing this I ask why (at the 40 min mark) he says 'I am buying wards', when there are NO FUCKING WARDS ON THE FUCKING MAP, I point this out he says 'I haven't been back in a while'. I decide to watch carefully at this point. He had as taric an aegis, mercs, hog, philo and kage's he goes b he now has an aegis, mercs, hog, philo, kage's and a FUCKING GIANT'S BELT.
The stupid bastard at the end of the game not only denies that he didn't buy any fucking wards but then says 'the jungler [me] is supposed to buy wards' I fucking did fucking dumbass I stopped buying wards at about 40 mins because I had full fucking items (WW btw) I said that trying to be polite he says and I fucking kid you not at the end of a 55 min game this fucking dumbass said 'Dude I fucking bought like 15 wards that game there were fucking wards you moron'. He was taric and went like 0/6/7 with me as WW about 5/5/14. The rest of the team were great to play with it was a good opposition to lose to.
Don't read this...
+ Show Spoiler +

STUPID FUCKING USELESS BASTARD MORON FUCKER STUPID TWAT CAN'T FUCKING PLAY TARIC NO FUCKING SHURELIAS FUCKING TWAT FUCKING AWFUL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

And that's why Riot should finally implement the ward counter in endgame statistic screen. I feel your rage, you observe these retards closely and see them not buying any wards. If you still win, "it doesn't matter", but if you lose "there were tons of wards watch map fucktard it's not my fault".

I wonder how your team's AD must have felt with such a moron support... as a dedicated AD player I already get nervous and start getting angry when a random herp derp support doesn't ward the bot lane properly (either because he is too dumb and started with manamanipulator or because he was forced to play support and saves money for items since support ist "too boring" to play and "useless without any items"...).

Those 5th pick supports are usually those players that pick anything except for support if possible although they know they horribly suck at what they picked... "better play AD which I suck at and instalose the game for my team than playing boring and useless shit support" - real scumbag attitude which makes it even worse if you have a clueless jungler.

There's a reason why people verbally fight and argue for the solo lanes - they are only really used to top/mid and know by themselves that they suck at everything else but would never admit it.

Antyee

Hungary1011 Posts

March 28 2012 15:03 GMT

#3193

On March 28 2012 23:54 little fancy wrote:

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And what makes it even worse is the fact that the majority of the good support players will duoque, since finding a non-retarded carry is also hell of a job, and you have the freedom to choose who would you want to lane with.
I got 4 friend-requests last weekend just to duoque bot with them (I played 9 or 10 games O.o).

petered

United States1817 Posts

March 29 2012 03:09 GMT

#3194

To preface, I firmly believe that elo hell doesn't exist in the sense that people who are actually much better are stuck at an elo far below their skill level for an extended period of time.

That being said, at low elo there is much greater variance of skill level between players than at higher levels. For example, a player who just started ranked the other day and has a 5-2 record may be at the same elo has a player who is 345-350 in ranked. There is much greater opportunity for large skill gaps than there is in higher elo where people tend to have a couple hundred games under their belt. It is simply the fact that at lower elo the game has had fewer games with which to determine your skill.

My sob story being my last game where i played jungle jarv. I get FB on the enemy mid and then get a double when the jungler comes to help. Our mid doesn't die and gets one or two assists.
Our first pick top riven opened ruby crystal against a tryndamere and gets killed 1v1 early. Bot gives a couple kills and is losing in cs.
Enemy mid (annie) rushes a philo, then proceeds to dominate our mid who was gifted two assists early. Top riven goes 0-4 and has one third the cs of the tryndamere.

All this just to say there was obviously a huge skill gap and the game was unwinnable. There, I am moving on.

EDIT:
I wrote all of that and then decided to look up the actual game counts of that top lane. Our first pick riven was 15-12 in ranked and got stomped by a guy who was 212-217 in ranked. Exactly as I expected, the game simply hasn't had enough games to give accurate rankings to the riven, who is quite obviously way worse than the tryndamere.

overt

United States9006 Posts

March 29 2012 05:13 GMT

#3195

I'm on like the worst losing streak I've ever been on. Every game is filled with feeders or people running double mid or other retarded shit.

Fiddlesticks that has 4 drings, Wota, and Sorc shoes. Best build.

Tatari

United States1179 Posts

March 29 2012 17:30 GMT

#3196

Played a game on my smurf. Ally Teemo kses me but ends up carrying hardcore. (sadface)

EDIT: Forgot to say that the enemy Caitlyn gives us a piece of his mind after the game.

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beardedfawn: hey
Awesome Açai: first time teemo
ChainScriptZ: pwoahhhhhhh
beardedfawn: can u guys report that cait pls
AstralShot: sure
beardedfawn: only way shes gonna learn
beardedfawn: to be respectful
AboutFiftyNinjas: Can you please report Taric.
beardedfawn: thx
AstralShot: l0l
AboutFiftyNinjas: Eat a bag of fucking dicks
AstralShot: this guy
AstralShot: so mad
AboutFiftyNinjas: I won't fucking respect trolls
AstralShot: and so bad
AboutFiftyNinjas: I'll go play fucking DotA 2
mikehawkburn: taric trollin' hard
AboutFiftyNinjas: Where there aren't fucking niggers like you
AstralShot: whoa
AboutFiftyNinjas: Because they get fucking banned for trolling
AstralShot: bigshot in the room
AstralShot: he plays dota 2
AboutFiftyNinjas: And kicked from the fucking Beta.
AstralShot: cuz u baaaaaaaaaaaad
beardedfawn: lol
AboutFiftyNinjas: DotA actually takes skill.
Awesome Açai: i play techies
Awesome Açai: in dota 1
beardedfawn: lo
Awesome Açai: so teemo came naturally
AboutFiftyNinjas: Techies isn't in DotA 2 yet.
mikehawkburn: i'll go back to diablo
AstralShot: k guys
AstralShot: back to maple story
AstralShot: bb
AboutFiftyNinjas: Taric needs to go back to huffing paint.
Awesome Açai: Great game team.
beardedfawn: 50 ninja maybe theres another game where ur talents would be better suited
AstralShot: lololol
Awesome Açai: We stuck together and pulled through.
Awesome Açai: Big props
AboutFiftyNinjas: no you didn't.
AboutFiftyNinjas: The game was won from level 1.
AstralShot: l0l
AboutFiftyNinjas: Because Taric went mid.
AstralShot: hesomad
AstralShot: you do realize
AboutFiftyNinjas: Taric went mid. Intentionally trolling.
AstralShot: people pull off 2 bruiser bot
AboutFiftyNinjas: You do realize fuck off.
AstralShot: or urgot mid
AboutFiftyNinjas: You do realize I don't give a fuck.
AboutFiftyNinjas: You do realize we had an AP mid
AstralShot: or double ad
beardedfawn: lol
AboutFiftyNinjas: And a support caster.
AboutFiftyNinjas: Who should have been bottom
Awesome Açai: Taric had 5 summoner levels on annie
beardedfawn: cait said his other acct is banned
AboutFiftyNinjas: WHo didn't say he was going fucking mid
Awesome Açai: it was obvious why he should mid
AstralShot: keep raging
AboutFiftyNinjas: Because of faggots like Beardedfawn
AstralShot: gotta get some popcorn
AboutFiftyNinjas: Who fucking intentionally ruin games.
beardedfawn: lol
AboutFiftyNinjas: Can't just fucking play the meta
AboutFiftyNinjas: Noo0oooooo
beardedfawn: lol
beardedfawn: meta is boring
AstralShot: got sand in his vagina
AboutFiftyNinjas: Gotta go and intentionally fuck other people so they can waste 45 minutes of their life.
Awesome Açai: most cs on the team
AboutFiftyNinjas: No
Awesome Açai: and i was bottom
Awesome Açai: YAHOO!
AboutFiftyNinjas: I'm sick of fucking faggots who waste my time
beardedfawn: and also meta is made by people changing builds and ideas constantly
AstralShot: cait
beardedfawn: how do u think meta evolves
AstralShot: think you got sand in your vajayjay
AstralShot: wash it out
AstralShot: you'll feel better
AboutFiftyNinjas: And also going a support MEANS YOU PLAY FUCKING SUPPORT
Awesome Açai: M5 changes the meta
AboutFiftyNinjas: NOT A FUCKING MID AP WHEN THERE IS ALREADY A MID AP AND WE NEED A BOTTOM DUO
AboutFiftyNinjas: You stupid fucking cocksucker.
AstralShot: oh shit
Awesome Açai: it says teemo is a support in the champ info

AstralShot: he pulled the "cocksucker" card
beardedfawn: u arent made good by just copying others cait
AboutFiftyNinjas: The meta doesn't evolve from fucking morons like you going mid AP Taric in a sub-30 game
beardedfawn: food for thought
AstralShot: morgana = support champ according to riot
AstralShot: holy shit she's an ap carry
AboutFiftyNinjas: Here's food for thought: go plank in traffic.
AstralShot: who would've guessed
mikehawkburn: neg
mikehawkburn: veigar ap carry
Awesome Açai: i've seen alistar AP mid also
Awesome Açai: and karthus that jungle!
AstralShot: yep
mikehawkburn: I play morgana a lot
AboutFiftyNinjas: Yeah, but not when there's an annie mid
beardedfawn: um
AstralShot: before ali got his ap ratios nerfed
AboutFiftyNinjas: This game going AP taric = troll
Awesome Açai: he can still ap mid
beardedfawn: last season reginald played janna mid
AstralShot: so? fiddle's been used as support
beardedfawn: ap carry
AboutFiftyNinjas: No
AboutFiftyNinjas: He cannot
AboutFiftyNinjas: Not in this fucking team comp
beardedfawn: hehe
AboutFiftyNinjas: He does NOT go fucking mid
beardedfawn: lol
AstralShot: oh shit
AboutFiftyNinjas: He goes fucking bottom
beardedfawn: lol
AstralShot: we're on the topic of teamcomps now
AboutFiftyNinjas: And he plays a fucking support like he fucking picked
AstralShot: watch out people
AboutFiftyNinjas: You pick a fucking support, you God damned better play fucking support
beardedfawn: ok its been fun but ima go to sleep now
AstralShot: kk
AstralShot: g'night
beardedfawn: b4 50 ninja burst
AboutFiftyNinjas: You didn't say a God damned thing about going mid
Awesome Açai: night man
beardedfawn: cu
AboutFiftyNinjas: Please get bent.
AstralShot: LOL
AboutFiftyNinjas: Die of AIDS kkthx
Awesome Açai: was a pleasure to play with your!
AstralShot: aw
Awesome Açai: you*
AstralShot: hemad
AboutFiftyNinjas: The world will be better when you are dead.
AstralShot: yusomed

vertigo1

Scotland174 Posts

March 29 2012 17:49 GMT

#3197

played a game where some idiot goes smiteless jungle pantheon 2 seconds from the end of character selection. proceeds to die 7 FUCKING TIMES to red and is level 4 at 22 minutes into the game.

writes "laterz" at 27 minutes and goes afk

at 35 minutes we are actually doing better without him and he returns, spamming in allchat "TROLLOLOLOLO" and, still level 4, attempting to solo baron over and over

we lose. enemy team call us noobs and refuse to report him.

mordek

United States12705 Posts

March 30 2012 00:24 GMT

#3198

Playing a 3s game. Get first and third dragon. They get two free towers (dumb plays) and kills are even. Scrape our way back in, ace the team start pushing lanes. Super focused on dodging nid spears. Then my screen goes to our nexus. Where Shyvana is standing uncontested XD

FoeHamr

United States489 Posts

March 30 2012 00:33 GMT

#3199

Fuck... I am about to sink below 1000 elo. FML why does my team always have to feed. I can't fucking carry an 0-9 Jarvin as jungle Mundo. It just isn't gonna happen. I am so fucking depressed right now - I get that I am not all that great at LoL, but im better than 1000 elo. When I was in the 1300s - which I peaked out at 1380 - I felt like I fit in fairly well. Like what the fuck, how did I sink in this low. Last game I had a Nidalee go to their blue buff to lay down traps at level one and then died - following by Pantheon dying while trying to save her - followed by Shyanna killing Skarner in the jungle because Panth wouldn't help him and they Shyv and Renek dove Panth under his turret - followed by Nid going AFK after getting fucked in mid. Meanwhile me and my friend outfarmed bot but couldn't kill either of them because for some reason Janna had blue buff.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

March 30 2012 00:58 GMT

#3200

Dude says he got trolled last game so he'll troll, last pick exhaust/ignite Akali. Well, that's a loss. But I'm not too annoyed, so I guess it's fine.

Turns out we won. Pantheon's river bush ambush too good for Morde, missing fb by 20hp, ensuring won lane despite his tp, and Lee Sin camped mid and bot to feed them. As Akali said, he didn't take cs from Graves (or not too much), tried his best not to die, and bought wards.

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