That game had so many hilarious moments though it was totally worth it. Outright walking into lane and fbing nasus at lvl 1 was hilarious to me. Just sooo many wtf moments.

Alzadar

Canada5009 Posts

April 03 2012 05:27 GMT

#3224

Game going pretty damn well. I'm Vayne, 100 CS up on the enemy Ashe, ready to carry this shit. We see the enemy team go as 5 to dragon (this is lategame), so we all go to baron. They start coming to us, our Olaf missmites but no problem, Vayne's got this, knock that pesky Udyr away so he can't smite.

We get the Baron buff. We're all at pretty high hp, this is an easy fight. My Nunu starts charging his ultimate. Things looking good.

Our Olaf and Nunu are fighting Kassadin and Maokai, keeping them away. Seems good. Udyr and Renekton diving on me, still in the pit. No problem, Cho'Gath is with me... no worries... wait... HE FLASHED OVER THE WALL? WHHHHHYYYYYY!?! I blow Cleanse+Flash to get away, but now I'm way away from being able to hit anyone, the fight is lost and we lost half our barons.

Cho'Gath walking back to base, full health. -.- Not impressed.

ninjakingcola

United States405 Posts

April 03 2012 05:53 GMT

#3225

another 50 elo lost today, only one game where every lane didn't lose.

taintmachine

United States431 Posts

April 03 2012 12:53 GMT

#3226

people pick nid and lb for top and mid, respectively. they do mediocre early game and we end up getting rolled really hard lategame.

little fancy

Germany2504 Posts

April 03 2012 13:26 GMT

#3227

Watching a friend playing solo queue at roughly 800 ELO. He asked me (hovering from 1200-1400) to have a look at his gameplay as he wants to leave the triple digit ELO some time.

He can't play carry very well but he plays a decent support (I duo queue with him in normal games and tell him what to do if things are getting too complicated for him in a teamfight) and since he is last pick EVERY single time he's ok with that.

After 22 (!) queue dodges in a row (took us roughly 50 minutes waiting for this single game and we're still waiting...) I have read so much stupid shit I can't believe how bad the majority of players must be if Riot says bronze ELO marks the top 25% of the players...

#1 ban priority is Fiddlesticks, Shen is never banned. Renekton #1 jungler.
#1 first picks are Trondomere / Karthus / the Lee Singa and "brazil?" aka Mordekaiser. Ashe is picked in every game and calls mid every game and everyone is like "ok Ashe #1 mid".

If someone picks anything besides the typical 800 ELO standard champs or ANY champ that is in free week rotation, queue dodge is guaranteed with a bonus "omfg stfu go all die to megacancer n00bs!!!!!!!!1111111111".

I already feel so sorry for him and wonder if we will ever find a game... maybe I'll edit this later and tell you how it continued...

Sabin010

United States1892 Posts

April 03 2012 17:14 GMT

#3228

Laning top Riven vs Cho'Gath. I get first blood on Cho, throw minions at his tower and base. Come back ward river. Udyr starts camping my lane. He feeds me double buff, I get double kill on Cho'Gath. I am now 3 levels higher than their solo top and jungler. I go mid, and dive le blanc killing her instantly, and get back to top before Cho's return. At this point I'm incredibly fed, and start farming the minions in between top inner and outer. Cho comes up, and is effectively zoned off the creeps suiciding on the tower. I kill him again. Enemies Udyr and Ashe show up, they both eat ultimate and die. I am now 7-0, and proceed to just start being a real terror across the map. Our WW disconnected, np we'll just get Baron push and win right. No, Sona is busy getting her self a blue buff, on the other side of the map, even though she has Tear Clarity and manamanipulator. So the 3 of us are doing this Baron thing, I'm tanking it, and then it happens. Arrow from Ashe, and gibbed by LeBlanc, ok, I got GA. Cho'Gath fucking noms the Baron and it gets handed over to the 5 of them while I'm dead. My Graves, and Ahri both get killed in the 5v2. I tried to get out but no. So the 3 of us are dead, WW is afk, and all thats left to defend our Nexus from the 5 angry nerds who have been getting killed by me all game is Sona, her blue buff, and of course her fucking clarity.

APurpleCow

United States1372 Posts

April 03 2012 21:34 GMT

#3229

...

I just got called "the worst support ever" because, by warding and counter-warding, I was "doing nothing" and "playing dora the explorer".

I just...

Cloud

Sexico5880 Posts

April 03 2012 23:50 GMT

#3230

Running out of people that i can report for unskilled, I hope..

Alaric

France45622 Posts

April 03 2012 23:56 GMT

#3231

Can't I get people able to ward properly? A Renekton not getting utterly destroyed by a Singed starting Sapphire even before jungle intervention?
A mid that doesn't bitch at people for not calling mises when top's getting destroyed because their mid dived him without warning from ours?
Jungling makes me sad when I can't play a support jungler because of the team comp and I can either not farm at all because they need ganks, buy wards for at least two lanes, or be farm at the cost of them being destroyed.

Edit: 3rd game, I get counterpicked by Olaf, and 2nd pick counterpicks himself by picking Talon before they have their AP carry. Hi Karthus.
Oh, we won that one. Good Nautilus jungler gives me room to breath and Olaf gets too greedy, bursted down 2-3 times during his E cooldown and then I was ahead. Strange but I gladly take it. Talon also destroyed Karthus after a first blood offered courtesy of our AP Naut.

TheLink

Australia2725 Posts

April 04 2012 01:01 GMT

#3232

I'm graves. My alistar starts mana manipulator, drops to 100 hp when he doesn't kite golems and recalls. He then uses said mana manipulator to spam his spells to shove the wave and steal cs. It's ok though because their ashe dc's.

Mid kat and Jungle Fiora then feed Swain 8 kills by 10 mins and he all but 1v5's us for the win with a dc'd ashe. Everyone proceeds to blame the noob graves bot for not being able to kill the swain in team fights at the 15 min mark.

Just another day in solo-queue.

-Valor-

United States283 Posts

April 04 2012 02:13 GMT

#3233

Got so close to 1800 before I have 3 games with one feeder then another feeder the next game into a fucking afk alistar that convinced me not to jungle leaving me to support an ashe that only uses arrow to save herself. Fuck this game. I'm about to go back to SC2; I played 4 games of SC2 today and I actually enjoyed them. Really hate this game right now.

Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

April 04 2012 14:20 GMT

#3234

Last pick says he cant support when i have already closed in graves, takes Urgot, comes bot, Auto attacks the minions, does not get any CS though.

Fast forward to the end of the game, he is 2/12 with like 30cs, its his first ranked in s2, and out of his last 10 games 10 have been played with Urgot, and in 1 he has positive k/d.

Is it season 1 elo, or why in blue hell is he in 1400elo without playing ranked before? :3

But it was not even that bad, got that same feeling when i was leveling up my account, duo lane, both fighting for those creeps and only way to get the lane warded was to buy them yourself, fun.

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

April 04 2012 17:06 GMT

#3235

Im on a bad tilt.....1250 to 1150....

Alaric

France45622 Posts

April 04 2012 18:40 GMT

#3236

What's with the idiots picking Ezreal after the enemy team's got Graves?

ninjakingcola

United States405 Posts

April 04 2012 18:41 GMT

#3237

Gotta love this:

-You Pick AD Carry
-Last pick gets forced into support
-Team wonders why bot lane loses

Offhand

United States1869 Posts

April 04 2012 23:52 GMT

#3238

Win two teamfightts back to back despite being really behind. Bring score to 17/25. Team surrenders 4/1 because enemy Mundo kills an inner turret... I just stared at the screen for a few minutes after that.

We went 4-1 and 3-1 in two subsequent teamfights despite being behind like every baron and 5 turrets. It was obvious that their fed Garen not only was going to fall off lategame but was completely retarded anyway.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

April 05 2012 00:30 GMT

#3239

Leading a bunch of kids. Carries fighting so stand in the front, or waiting patiently in range of Brand's combo or WW's ult or Trundle's pillar. Never grouping. Wanting baron over inhibs when we're desperately behind.
Fuck. That. Shit. People are so dumb, can't they even discuss or listen to elementary stuff? It's so tiring to try and lead them.

Tanked 80 Elo now. Half of it I played badly, the other half was people counterpicking themselves, leavers, guy going afk after two deaths, etc.
Fucking taxing.

And now I just hurt myself. Pick Naut, hoping your team knows about teamcomps. Out botlane, picked after theirs, if Kog-Blitz vs Graves Soraka. And Ryze picks heal against LB. I can't camp two fucking lanes at once, damn.