[T] Cell (Mini?) Mafia III

On July 31 2014 14:31 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
if ritoky's in I'm in. People had better fucking listen this time when we catch the scum in our cell in like 2 hours.

/in

On August 08 2014 02:11 Blazinghand wrote:
Don't worry town wins easily this time because I'm here

On August 13 2014 10:42 ObiWanShinobi wrote:
/in

Can we fucking listen to what I have to say this time? PLEASE?

On August 14 2014 13:54 ObiWanShinobi wrote:


This.

This game will be my magnum opus. It needs to start faster.

On August 28 2014 07:29 ritoky wrote:


Everybody please welcome out first communist scum to the thread.

A slight against freedom, is a slight against the founding fathers, is a slight against democracy, meaning you're a commie scummer.

On August 28 2014 07:33 ritoky wrote:


You know what, for you. I will do just that. I realized that meapak has withdrawn from the game; so I don't have a murrica buddy anymore

new campaign coming shortly to a theater near you.

On August 28 2014 07:45 Professor Apathy wrote:

if you vote for me instead of bat or ritoky I'll make sure group E will be the last group, meaning we don't actually have to do shit and laugh at all the other people who tryhard so much to survive this cruel game!

On August 28 2014 08:09 ritoky wrote:


Are you saying that men are not in favor of women's rights?

I reject the notion.

On August 28 2014 08:55 Amiko wrote:
initial thoughts from prior games-

I'd prefer to put Cell C (my cell) on Day 3 since Marv and Oats are experienced and hopefully will be active enough to have good filters to work with. Day 3 seems ideal to me because it means that there is more accountability for what they post (since one of us is flipped) and I am hoping you'll all see I'm town by then.
Day 4/5 is alright I guess because I think I make more use of filters/prior quotes than other players, so if I'm around longer it means more filter to use. But, 3 would be my pick.

I wouldn't mind Cell E going earlier because in the games I've read/played with her, ninjabunnies tends to be more active early game and less active on later days. lilwade has been lower-activity regardless of the game day. Dunno Apathy.

On August 28 2014 10:48 Not really holyflare wrote:
Thats why we go DACBE.
C for guaranteed 1 scum lynch (unless marv derps) while A and D goes first. B for more risks and E being the most risky group to lynch into.

On August 28 2014 21:11 Holyflare wrote:
Why does mm1's entrance not disturb you bunnies?

On August 28 2014 22:12 Professor Apathy wrote:

Funny thing, I actually thought the same way he thought and wanted to wait until seeing lil's entrance before commenting on it.

You do give off a way to stiff vibe for me right now. Like you're constantly on edge for some reason.
Your very first post hit me as... not funny (I'm not giving you a bad time for that) at the same time it sounds like you're actually trying to somewhat defend yourself in that post. It's just a really odd mixture between people trolling, you trying to dig in as well but in the end we get some super awkward post from you.

And that feeling continues with your posts later on. You start off saying you like me towards a post from me that was clearly not to be taken seriously, again trying to keep the ball of "I can shitpost too!". I don't have a problem with that one post actually, not at all and no I'm not taking it seriously.
But you do end up going afk, get back in the thread and you're super serious when nothing has changed. My joke of a proposal (really I think it's good, the reasoning behind putting E last I mentioned just happened to be a joke) still is largely the same and you somehow think that's odd now.
So you actually went serious mode but I don't see why. You didn't do anything at all.

Furthermore:

more proof of you being unable to just be straight up with us. What's that "My mind can change" doing there? Of course people's minds can change, or so I'd hope. What's the point of mentioning that?
This is in essence exactly what I'm talking about. I think you're really scared and you're unconsciously (?) already setting up a retreat when there should be no need to be so wishy washy.


TL;dr:
Whenever I read your posts I get the feeling that you lack the balls to actually just shitpost or say what you mean.
That is I don't get the feeling that you actually feel the need to post something more serious when you do but do so because you think you should.

On August 29 2014 03:30 ritoky wrote:
Re: Apathy's campaign;

No one should ever vote for this guy. First and foremost, this quote:



He has already indicated that he has no intention of doing anything beneficial for others or town victory at the sacrifice of his own fun. Especially if that is in regards to moving his own cell from last to anywhere else. A mindset like that determining something that can have great impact on the game will only lead to the detriment of women's rights and the town as a whole.

Further, there are some strange things about him that would ward me off otherwise. First, this guy has been like a sleazeball politician trying to get votes. He talks with people and they say "ah i would change this about that order", and then he does it and says "see i did it, vote for me!". I don't want such desperation in my leaders. Secondly, he had that strange unexplained comment early on about marv before marv had talked that wasn't explained. Thirdly, he has been calling group A a shitstorm non-stop but for no particular reason. To me it indicates that he knows something more about my group than I do. I look at my group and I don't particularly see some of the more rude/boisterous people I have played with on these forums so I can't think he is referring to that. So what the hell is he referring to? Seeing as how it is his primary justification for wanting the group early.

Re: Order of cells

I am pretty much at the same place that BH is at.

I think D and E are interchangeable for first and 2nd.

D is a miserable group with low participation rates and a bunch of smurfs; last time I was mayor I made the mistake of leaving that group until later and going for the 2 groups I felt were slam dunks early. It backfired badly, because they still didn't participate.

Group E seems way too straightforward to leave until anywhere past 2nd. Apathy has done some questionable things and his mind is in the gutter, but he has tried to be the center of attention which gives him back some town cred for me. Bunnies is being wayyyyyyy to similar to the last cell game. She wants her cell in the same place, she is making no effort to get involved in mayor race, she isn't screaming town; just a lot of things pointing to the same play style that was mafia last time. As for wade, that guy is town. Like my top town read. His entrance into the thread was just pure BALLS. His first full-fledged game and he does that? If he is mafia, he has pocketed me already.

As for the remaining order, BH proposes ABC. My only issue with that is C being last, and it really isn't my issue. A lot of people just say that scum Marv is super easy to read, and so in the event he is scum and everyone knows it early on; it would be shitty to have an easy scum read sitting at the end cuz we may not get to him. Currently I have no preference between the order of ABC as 3,4 and 5; other than I would prefer C not be 5.

On August 29 2014 03:44 ritoky wrote:


I disagree with you about your own analysis of your game lol. That's the 'murrican in me. You being the person I have played with most on these forums, from what I have seen, have a historically weaker late game. Your strength from my perspective has always been early projection of town on an overflowingly town level. Which you didn't do last cell and I thought you were scummy for and you aren't doing now.

And who's got the bad read? Pretty sure you have ML'd me as town quite a few times

On August 29 2014 06:51 Holyflare wrote:
Mm1's ninja vote disturbing me

On August 29 2014 07:21 marvellosity wrote:

what exactly are you getting at bunnies?

On August 29 2014 07:33 ritoky wrote:
well this ordering makes my life easy, just gotta find out which of these two is scum and not worry about the rest.

On August 29 2014 13:06 Amiko wrote:
@bunnies:
It's been so long since I've ridden a bike I don't think I can give you any guidance for the tires :D

I don't really like Apathy/Marv's vote on BH because I don't really understand the "misguided" comment at all.
It doesn't really make much sense to me when
(1) batsnacks votes Blazinghand
(2) Apathy + marv say batsnacks is [u]misguided[u], then vote for Blazinghand
And when reading batsnacks I didn't really see what there was to be misguided (or correctly-guided) about in his non-crazy posts.

I get what you are saying about PA voting HF for mayor then seeing HF as mafia, but those two things honestly feel kind of unrelated to me. I voted for HF, but it wasn't because I felt he was more town, it was more because the order he provided seemed more likely to get two things I was hoping for him (E first, C fourth).
It doesn't matter much now, but in retrospect I think voting for a player that gives potential choices (such as indicating they may pick one of two choices) rather than a firm ordering is bad for town... but that's a lesson to try to remember in Cell 4, I guess.

If ritoky has always been town in forums I'll probably focus more on just this game from him to try to get reads.

On August 29 2014 22:32 Holyflare wrote:
Batsnacks did retarded shit and nobody knows what he is doing. He looks like he believes his retarded shit is doing good and has a plan™ this belief makes him look towny even if the belief is retarded and isn't actually helping. His actions are misguided. Like. Wtf. How do people not understand this yet?

On August 29 2014 22:39 marvellosity wrote:
like if ninja or oats or whoever can give me a single reason why BH is town, I'm all ears.

On August 29 2014 22:56 marvellosity wrote:
btw bunnies that was an appalling post.

there's literally no opinion in all those words.

On August 30 2014 04:01 ritoky wrote:


only have a brief moment this afternoon, so i only caught up on like 1 page, will be on a little later to read the rest.





those are his first two posts in i believe his first real mafia game....context makes it ballsy to me, maybe ur ballsy is different

On August 30 2014 04:13 batsnacks wrote:
Bunnies are you actually a female or are you just a guy role playing? Every other post from you is about how you're a girl. Is tl how you channel your inner feminity?

It's like how on gay forums half the posters are just straight guys spamming "fabulous!"

On August 30 2014 06:26 Blazinghand wrote:


yeah buddy sorry but ritoky is pretty much definitely town, if only because scum would never go through the effort to like color code a voting list and then not pay enough attention to get it right. If scum pulled a move like that they'd be thinking too much about not scumslipping to make so many silly errors. ritoky's off-handed fixing etc shows a town attitude and mindset. he's not scum, batsnacks is.

On August 30 2014 06:29 Holyflare wrote:
Bunnies why you gotta prove the prophecy right?

On August 30 2014 06:30 marvellosity wrote:

since when?

On August 30 2014 07:54 marvellosity wrote:

Beyond my athletic body and winning smile, why do you like me? I don't remember saying much very important.

On August 30 2014 09:17 Holyflare wrote:
Despite however scummy bunnies looks :/

On August 30 2014 11:49 batsnacks wrote:
I don't like to share... but you're welcome to watch. I'm fine with that.

On August 30 2014 11:55 batsnacks wrote:


Nope, but maybe he'll let you get seconds once I'm through.

On August 31 2014 01:31 Amiko wrote:
@27ninjabunnies:
What do you think of batsnacks' comments on you?

On August 31 2014 23:58 WaveofShadow wrote:
Do you even realize how horrible your posting is?

On September 01 2014 00:04 Holyflare wrote:
Your only reason to go on bh was to sheep marv who even said he was unsure if it was bh or ritoky so why are you so sure???

On September 01 2014 00:26 Holyflare wrote:
Bunnies hasn't read the thread but claims she has

##vote bunnies

On September 01 2014 00:14 Holyflare wrote:


And this post doesn't even address what i said at all?? I said if marv isn't sure who was mafia after all why are YOU so sure that your vote was on mafia??

On September 01 2014 00:30 Holyflare wrote:
Also the fact that you reference your vote on an unflipped player as proof of your alignment multiple times when you know that it means nothing whatsoever. You've played enough mafia to know that. Lilwade also voted the same target but apparently that doesn't resolve his alignment even though it was 8-7 and that proves YOURS

On September 01 2014 06:55 MysteryMeat1 wrote:


Like i already admitted to sheeping ritoky, and didn't vote bats who happened to be town. The reason i give apathy points is becasue if he was mafia, i think it would be easier for him to just vote for ojou-sama (bunnies) and make a case against her. I'll admit to not knowing how to read lilwade, as i don't recall ever playing with him and he hasnt posted stuff. not afraid to admit to sheeping someones reads on him. I think ojou-sama is scummy so i'm voting for her..

On September 01 2014 07:01 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
I just think your playing different then how you played in our first game together, granted that it was like 3 months ago

On September 01 2014 07:20 Amiko wrote:
@bunnies: Your D1 posts indicate that you were scumreading ritoky. I haven't checked all the pages, but I don't think anyone else was really scumreading him. When you later said you felt he was more town, what did he do to make you feel that way?

On September 02 2014 01:50 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Ah screw it lilwade it is

On August 29 2014 07:50 Professor Apathy wrote:


I kind of agree
A) BH
B) Holy
C) idk
D) probably your mum but that's a gut read
E) ninjabunnies

On September 02 2014 02:08 marvellosity wrote:

why? given what you've said, your vote should be on lilwade.

On September 02 2014 02:08 WaveofShadow wrote:
This is way too convenient
Where was this bunnies for the rest of the game

Toad you're not allowed to be scum

On September 02 2014 02:16 Damdred wrote:
Well bunnies you have given your read on your cell, which they actually look pretty good and I wish you would of been here day one like this would of made things easier probably. Could you glance at the next cell and start leaving your thoughts ?

On September 02 2014 02:26 Holyflare wrote:



what is this crap? why is it weird? I questioned you and you lied about your vote on BH/ritoky and then you actually agreed with what i pointed out with you in regards to lilwade

weird????

On September 02 2014 02:29 WaveofShadow wrote:

I was not mentioned in this post at all. That's really fucking weird considering you mention literally everyone else in the game at some point.

On September 02 2014 02:30 WaveofShadow wrote:
Actually, vote back on bunnies.
##vote: 27ninjabunnies
She's afraid of me.

On September 02 2014 02:31 Holyflare wrote:


so if it was a joke vote and you really were meaning to vote on BH by sheeping marv then what you said here WAS a lie

On September 02 2014 02:34 Holyflare wrote:
i'll put it into a timeline:

1. You want to vote BH because marv said so and you have a super town read on marv (before he looked towny because this was at the start of the day)

2. You joke vote ritoky

3. You vote BH

3. I say you sheeped marv at start of the day when he didn't look towny but then you defend yourself by saying "no i didnt sheep him then because my vote was on ritoky"

4. You use your joke vote as a defence for sheeping a not so towny looking marv but phrase it in a way that it didn't seem like a joke vote

On September 02 2014 02:38 WaveofShadow wrote:

Of course that's what is implied, but that doesn't stop you from mentioning Toad or every other person in the game. By leaving my name out personally I think you tried to avoid that personal touch that everyone gets when reading their name in a game. Considering I started in on you right off the gate and until recently was one of the only non-sketchy people voting for you, I think it was done on purpose for that reason.

On September 02 2014 03:26 Holyflare wrote:
the thing that bugs me the most is that mysterymeat was super hesitant to vote bunnies despite scum reading her but then went so easily to wade based on nothing???

On September 02 2014 03:32 WaveofShadow wrote:

But how does this make sense if Toad is basically off the table?

On September 02 2014 03:39 Holyflare wrote:


Then why wouldn't he just vote you? How does that make any sense to you lol

On September 02 2014 03:54 lilwade wrote:
First off, in my post post regarding apathy, the consensus what that if he was mafia I would be inclined to think that apathy was mafia. We do not know that he was the mafia.

Second, I am not mafia, that means its 50/50 on 27ninjabunnies and PA.

Third, I don't really have a good read for my cell, however I am still more inclined to believe 27ninjabunnies is scum.

4th, Cell B holyflare is town

5th, cell C Oats is mafia

On September 02 2014 06:51 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Man i was thinking at work and i realky wanna switch my vote back to bunnies. She calls me scummy fo switching my vote, but if shes town and voting on the same person as me, i dont get it... I dont get how this makes me scummier than hf or why lilwade thinks hf is town...

On September 02 2014 06:58 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Im on my phone bunnies dont hurt me. I had like 1 minute to type that up