[T] Cell (Mini?) Mafia III - Page 12

On May 28 2014 07:48 ritoky wrote:




- Do you want to feel murrica flowing through you in every facet of your life?
- Do you want moderately acceptable health care at a ridiculously high price?
- Do you want to bring the hammer of murrican justice down upon the scum of cell mafia?
- Do you want to be able to call everyone who disagrees with you a dirty commie?
- Do you want to crap excellence?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then I am the man for you. If you click my profile you will see that I am undefeated in mafia. I sport an incredible record of 2-0, with a 100% town rate. This is purely because of the fact that I am murrican, and those who are from murrica are born on the side of freedom. We will use the power of freedom to oust those dirty scum from our thread! Trust murrica and freedom; get on the side that has never lost, and we will conquer the scum together!

In a recent survey of the entire planet:



I may invade your country, I may step one your toes, I may yell at you and tell you you're doing it wrong in your own home; but know that it is all in the name of murrica, freedom, and victory. Because if there is one thing that murricans are about that isn't freedom, it is winning.

A vote for me is a vote for winning.

##Vote: ritoky

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On August 28 2014 07:18 ritoky wrote:


Do you have a problem with FREEDOM?

On August 28 2014 07:19 batsnacks wrote:


As long as what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.

On August 28 2014 07:22 ritoky wrote:


Have you ever felt the power of FREEDOM pulsing through your dong?

On August 28 2014 07:17 batsnacks wrote:
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On August 28 2014 07:24 batsnacks wrote:


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On August 28 2014 07:26 Professor Apathy wrote:


but Mr Bat. I'm already running around the Kindergarten square 3 hours a day. People are starting to give me weird looks. Won't all your three mainpoints only make it worse for people like me?

On August 28 2014 07:24 27ninjabunnies wrote:
Ritoky.... fuck your Freedom.

On August 28 2014 07:29 ritoky wrote:


Everybody please welcome out first communist scum to the thread.

A slight against freedom, is a slight against the founding fathers, is a slight against democracy, meaning you're a commie scummer.

On August 28 2014 07:27 batsnacks wrote:


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On August 28 2014 07:30 27ninjabunnies wrote:


Nah, I just hate unorigianality.

you used it before, your freedom thing. Use something new. I'm bored.

On August 28 2014 07:33 ritoky wrote:


You know what, for you. I will do just that. I realized that meapak has withdrawn from the game; so I don't have a murrica buddy anymore

new campaign coming shortly to a theater near you.