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On August 09 2009 10:11 Hot_Bid wrote:unfortunately thats not how the legal system works, especially not when it comes to stuff like child porn -- shit is strict liability. if its on your comp, you are guilty. thats how the law for child porn operates, and how it is interpreted 99% of the time. how could you possibly disprove any alibi? oh you have me on tape murdering someone? well it was a clone made by aliens and the real me was time traveling in an alternate dimension. well how could you disprove this?
he would need someone who was time traveling with him to come say thats what he was doing :D
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What would make this story even more hilarious is if he's telling the truth and the cat actually did do it, lolol
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I do believe this is madness. The bastard should easily be convicted.
Although I do laugh at the lame excuse. "MY CAT DID IT."
Yes, and my dog robbed a bank.
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konadora
Singapore66358 Posts
On August 09 2009 10:01 Hot_Bid wrote:
im in ur computerz
downloadin sum child porn
rofl
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
On August 09 2009 10:11 Hot_Bid wrote:unfortunately thats not how the legal system works, especially not when it comes to stuff like child porn -- shit is strict liability. if its on your comp, you are guilty. thats how the law for child porn operates, and how it is interpreted 99% of the time. how could you possibly disprove any alibi? oh you have me on tape murdering someone? well it was a clone made by aliens and the real me was time traveling in an alternate dimension. well how could you disprove this?
The first part of your post is right I think.
But isn't it "innocent until guilty beyond reasonable doubt"? For example you couldn't say that alien had cloned you because that's crazy, but if you have an identical twin you can argue that he did it. It's happened before.
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On August 09 2009 10:14 Cheeseball wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2009 10:04 Gnosis wrote:On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this? There's no reason to believe it, what's to disprove? Prove god doesn't exist. OH SHI-
Maybe when you've learned you aren't so clever 
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On August 09 2009 10:25 vGl-CoW wrote:
kitty porn
lololol its a shame this one is getting overlooked because of hot_bid
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Austin10833 Posts
An attorney for the cat has released the following statement:
"These accusations are patently false and outrageous. The assertion that Mr. Dickens would simply traipse across a keyboard without caution or regard are ludicrous. Furthermore, my client has been alibied as being on the couch at the time of the download, vigorously cleaning his genitals. I have signed affidavits from both Orson, a blowfish with a spotless record, and fern in the corner of the living room to this effect.
"We trust in the American legal system. After this case is resolved, we intend to file a civil claim for damages in the amount of $150 million, to help Mr. Dickens pursue his own American dream, a house made of and filled with Meow Mix."
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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On August 09 2009 10:11 rel wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2009 10:01 Hot_Bid wrote:
im in ur computerz
downloadin sum child porn Hahaha this is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
You haven't heard very many funny things, have you?
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Mystlord
United States10264 Posts
On August 09 2009 10:17 paper wrote:i read this earlier too :3 "Griffin's claim is especially implausible because he claims his cat used keyboard commands to download the stuff. Surely a real cat would use the mouse." a cute pic from the article i read XD
Needs to say: "I LOVE TEH LOLI".
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United States20661 Posts
totally implausible
a cat would use the mouse
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Pretty funny. Obviously the guy is wacked.
However, I question whether or not his privacy / civil liberty has been violated
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On August 09 2009 11:17 NeverGG wrote:That is the lamest excuse I've ever heard. Still I lol'd 
What other excuses have you heard?
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On August 09 2009 11:30 Gnosis wrote:Show nested quote +On August 09 2009 10:14 Cheeseball wrote:On August 09 2009 10:04 Gnosis wrote:On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this? There's no reason to believe it, what's to disprove? Prove god doesn't exist. OH SHI- Maybe when you've learned you aren't so clever
Edit: Sorry, I suppose one of my first few posts after being away for a while shouldn't be stupid religious flaming.
+ Show Spoiler +God's existence cannot be disproven, don't be an idiot. To every argument you can devise, theists can say "well he is God and therefore transcends that." Sometimes their arguments are meticulously crafted and devious, to the point of fooling the unwashed masses into believing it is science.
Second edit: Yeah it's pretty clear the cat didn't do it I'd say.
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On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this?
If you have a hard time proving how a cat can't download 1000+ child porn pictures then you better quit being a lawyer and start pursuing something relying less on your brain power.
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lol this is so ridiculous and it would be so easy to prove this cat thing wrong.
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wow that sucks....
this is why i hate cats
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