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[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
August 09 2009 01:53 GMT
#21
On August 09 2009 10:11 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this?

unfortunately thats not how the legal system works, especially not when it comes to stuff like child porn -- shit is strict liability. if its on your comp, you are guilty. thats how the law for child porn operates, and how it is interpreted 99% of the time.

how could you possibly disprove any alibi? oh you have me on tape murdering someone? well it was a clone made by aliens and the real me was time traveling in an alternate dimension. well how could you disprove this?


he would need someone who was time traveling with him to come say thats what he was doing :D
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Alsar
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States130 Posts
August 09 2009 01:53 GMT
#22
What would make this story even more hilarious is if he's telling the truth and the cat actually did do it, lolol
GoSu
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Korea (South)1773 Posts
August 09 2009 01:55 GMT
#23
Pathetic....
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Aznleeman
Profile Joined November 2007
United States208 Posts
August 09 2009 01:59 GMT
#24
I do believe this is madness. The bastard should easily be convicted.

Although I do laugh at the lame excuse. "MY CAT DID IT."
Yes, and my dog robbed a bank.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
August 09 2009 02:06 GMT
#25
On August 09 2009 10:01 Hot_Bid wrote:
im in ur computerz

downloadin sum child porn

rofl
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motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
August 09 2009 02:15 GMT
#26
On August 09 2009 10:11 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this?

unfortunately thats not how the legal system works, especially not when it comes to stuff like child porn -- shit is strict liability. if its on your comp, you are guilty. thats how the law for child porn operates, and how it is interpreted 99% of the time.

how could you possibly disprove any alibi? oh you have me on tape murdering someone? well it was a clone made by aliens and the real me was time traveling in an alternate dimension. well how could you disprove this?

The first part of your post is right I think.

But isn't it "innocent until guilty beyond reasonable doubt"? For example you couldn't say that alien had cloned you because that's crazy, but if you have an identical twin you can argue that he did it. It's happened before.
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NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
August 09 2009 02:17 GMT
#27
That is the lamest excuse I've ever heard. Still I lol'd
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Gnosis
Profile Joined December 2008
Scotland912 Posts
August 09 2009 02:30 GMT
#28
On August 09 2009 10:14 Cheeseball wrote:
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On August 09 2009 10:04 Gnosis wrote:
On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this?


There's no reason to believe it, what's to disprove?


Prove god doesn't exist.

OH SHI-


Maybe when you've learned you aren't so clever
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RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
August 09 2009 02:32 GMT
#29
On August 09 2009 10:25 vGl-CoW wrote:
kitty porn

lololol its a shame this one is getting overlooked because of hot_bid
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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
August 09 2009 02:38 GMT
#30
An attorney for the cat has released the following statement:

"These accusations are patently false and outrageous. The assertion that Mr. Dickens would simply traipse across a keyboard without caution or regard are ludicrous. Furthermore, my client has been alibied as being on the couch at the time of the download, vigorously cleaning his genitals. I have signed affidavits from both Orson, a blowfish with a spotless record, and fern in the corner of the living room to this effect.

"We trust in the American legal system. After this case is resolved, we intend to file a civil claim for damages in the amount of $150 million, to help Mr. Dickens pursue his own American dream, a house made of and filled with Meow Mix."
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
August 09 2009 02:38 GMT
#31
*face palm*
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 09 2009 02:39 GMT
#32
On August 09 2009 10:11 rel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2009 10:01 Hot_Bid wrote:
im in ur computerz

downloadin sum child porn


Hahaha this is the funniest thing I have ever heard.


You haven't heard very many funny things, have you?
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Mystlord *
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10264 Posts
August 09 2009 02:43 GMT
#33
On August 09 2009 10:17 paper wrote:
i read this earlier too :3

"Griffin's claim is especially implausible because he claims his cat used keyboard commands to download the stuff. Surely a real cat would use the mouse."

a cute pic from the article i read XD
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Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20665 Posts
August 09 2009 02:46 GMT
#34
totally implausible

a cat would use the mouse
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gjg.instinct
Profile Joined May 2009
144 Posts
August 09 2009 02:47 GMT
#35
Pretty funny. Obviously the guy is wacked.

However, I question whether or not his privacy / civil liberty has been violated
spitball
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Australia81 Posts
August 09 2009 02:47 GMT
#36
On August 09 2009 11:17 NeverGG wrote:
That is the lamest excuse I've ever heard. Still I lol'd

What other excuses have you heard?
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-09 02:51:21
August 09 2009 02:50 GMT
#37
On August 09 2009 11:30 Gnosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2009 10:14 Cheeseball wrote:
On August 09 2009 10:04 Gnosis wrote:
On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this?


There's no reason to believe it, what's to disprove?


Prove god doesn't exist.

OH SHI-


Maybe when you've learned you aren't so clever

Edit: Sorry, I suppose one of my first few posts after being away for a while shouldn't be stupid religious flaming.
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God's existence cannot be disproven, don't be an idiot. To every argument you can devise, theists can say "well he is God and therefore transcends that." Sometimes their arguments are meticulously crafted and devious, to the point of fooling the unwashed masses into believing it is science.

Second edit: Yeah it's pretty clear the cat didn't do it I'd say.
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StarBrift
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden1761 Posts
August 09 2009 02:58 GMT
#38
On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this?


If you have a hard time proving how a cat can't download 1000+ child porn pictures then you better quit being a lawyer and start pursuing something relying less on your brain power.
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
August 09 2009 03:05 GMT
#39
lol this is so ridiculous and it would be so easy to prove this cat thing wrong.
hi
eMbrace
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1300 Posts
August 09 2009 03:07 GMT
#40
wow that sucks....

this is why i hate cats
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