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Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
August 09 2009 10:33 GMT
#81
WHAT? Drawn loli is illegal in the UK? That is stupid beyond anything. Also Husky is making perfect sense.
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
August 09 2009 10:54 GMT
#82
On August 09 2009 17:34 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2009 16:39 Gnosis wrote:
I don't know, I think it depends. If it's a situation where new material is constantly being provided because of a viewership, then the viewer holds some responsibility. As much as the one performing the act? Probably not, either way you'd have to have a pretty sick mind.



Second I will say that people who make that stuff are going to do the terrible acts regardless of anyone viewing their photos or not. Like, seriously. I would imagine the pictures in virtually every case were intended for themselves but they decided to upload and share them anyway. If there was no internet it would be the same amount sicko's breaking the law and doing that stuff as we have today.


Just my .02


Actually many pedo-rings are fairly closed and in order to access the pictures you have to first submit a certain amount of "fresh" ones yourself. (Sort of like a private tracker, except that instead of uploading tv shows you rape people and post videos)
So yeah ~~ The presence of the pictures themselves definetly incites more rape.

I disagree with your second point as well, people are always more likely to do things (ecpecially unspeakable things) if they know they are not alone. The internet and their pedo rings give these people a sense of belonging and maybe a way to accept who they are. I am thouroghly convinced this increases the proportion of pedophiles who chose to live out their fantasies.
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EvoChamber
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France2505 Posts
August 09 2009 10:59 GMT
#83
I wonder what Konadora has to say about this.
That's not awful writing, DAMMIT. It's perfectly sensical english construction.
Arbiter[frolix]
Profile Joined January 2004
United Kingdom2674 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-09 11:03:26
August 09 2009 11:02 GMT
#84
I read the original story with some bemusement until the final sentence, which made me laugh out loud. What on Earth has the neutering or otherwise of the cat got to do with anything? That is so random.
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GoAudio
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden400 Posts
August 09 2009 11:23 GMT
#85
On August 09 2009 12:07 eMbrace wrote:
wow that sucks....

this is why i hate cats

*evil stare*
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
August 09 2009 11:25 GMT
#86
On August 09 2009 20:02 Arbiter[frolix] wrote:
I read the original story with some bemusement until the final sentence, which made me laugh out loud. What on Earth has the neutering or otherwise of the cat got to do with anything? That is so random.


It was because he neutered the cat that it went and downloaded the porn.

THE CAT DID IT THAT MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
August 09 2009 11:57 GMT
#87
^^I think it was more going for the porn part, like an unneutered cat would have sexual desires and therefore be more likely to dl porn. (Well, not really, but that is the joke.)
Oddysay
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada597 Posts
August 09 2009 12:07 GMT
#88
On August 09 2009 19:33 Adeny wrote:
WHAT? Drawn loli is illegal in the UK? That is stupid beyond anything. Also Husky is making perfect sense.


i got some , got many hentai manga , and some of them look like some loli .... but that my cat who downloaded everything of course . not me , my cat .
Arbiter[frolix]
Profile Joined January 2004
United Kingdom2674 Posts
August 09 2009 12:18 GMT
#89
On August 09 2009 20:57 Lemonwalrus wrote:
^^I think it was more going for the porn part, like an unneutered cat would have sexual desires and therefore be more likely to dl porn. (Well, not really, but that is the joke.)


The story itself is quite funny by its very nature but I am not sure that cracking wise in a story about child pornography is really appropriate for a newspaper.
We are vigilant.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
August 09 2009 12:22 GMT
#90
Idk, it is "The Register: biting the hand that feeds it" and this is a list of its top articles atm.

# HP excessive packaging world record put to the test
# Man blames cat for child porn downloads
# Vid Brazilian TV ad: Save water, piss in the shower
# Brit diplomats' mission to expose Scientology's 'diploma mill'
# Warning: No IT angle Tattooed Swedish devil girls sexually molest cyclist

I mean, I've never heard of the paper before, so I can't really judge, but to me it seems to definitely be leaning towards humor quite heavily.
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
August 09 2009 12:32 GMT
#91
Fucking cats.

+ Show Spoiler +
Brb, getting cat.
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Gnosis
Profile Joined December 2008
Scotland912 Posts
August 09 2009 15:29 GMT
#92
On August 09 2009 17:34 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2009 16:39 Gnosis wrote:
I don't know, I think it depends. If it's a situation where new material is constantly being provided because of a viewership, then the viewer holds some responsibility. As much as the one performing the act? Probably not, either way you'd have to have a pretty sick mind.


First off I want to say... this article is hilarious and of course no one is going to buy that story. A great find regardless.

Second I will say that people who make that stuff are going to do the terrible acts regardless of anyone viewing their photos or not. Like, seriously. I would imagine the pictures in virtually every case were intended for themselves but they decided to upload and share them anyway. If there was no internet it would be the same amount sicko's breaking the law and doing that stuff as we have today.

Should you really be considered a felon for looking at pictures? Is there any proof what-so-ever that pictures is a 'gateway activity' into the real thing?

Does looking at guro or incest material increase your chances of actually participating in that activity? Given, the pictures are wrong and horrid, but these are questions that need to be thought about in regards to our current laws.

Though it looks bad for anyone who tries to defend them, because OMG U SUPPORT IT OMGGGG

Just my .02


If it's a situation where new material is constantly being provided because of a viewership...
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ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
August 09 2009 15:37 GMT
#93
Investigators say Griffin told them his cat jumped onto his computer keyboard while he was downloading music. After returning to his machine following a brief trip to another room, he found "strange things" had happened to the machine. He said his cat frequently hopped on the keyboard when the PC was left on.


This is gold...rofl.
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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
August 09 2009 16:19 GMT
#94
It's true, cats like 'em young/
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Dr.Mugge
Profile Joined February 2009
6 Posts
August 09 2009 16:24 GMT
#95
the thing that we call "god" only exists in our minds , it's up to you if you're gonna belive it or not
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43354 Posts
August 09 2009 17:20 GMT
#96
Having a kiddy fetish, fine. Getting off on underage hentai, fine. Marrying a pillow with a picture of an underage girl on it, fine. Funding child abuse, not fine.

Stupid thing is that if we stopped treating it all like it's equally bad and provided safe outlets for these guys it'd probably cut the problem. If you're in as much shit for looking at cartoons as for the real thing then you might as well. Plus once you take the step of watching real child porn you know you're endorsing it which puts you halfway down the slippery slope to being okay with doing it. If you have a safe harmless option that harms nobody then you can get off to your fetish safe in the knowledge that you'd never hurt a child.
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hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
August 09 2009 17:40 GMT
#97
you were asking for huge flaming lolcats when you posted this man.
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Shikyo
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Finland33997 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-09 18:00:27
August 09 2009 17:58 GMT
#98
This thread is hilarious ^_^ No one is going to buy that.

Seems like there's been some discussion about certain things. First of all, being a pedophile, afaik, isn't illegal or anything by itself, I don't think it's their choice and they can't affect that they like children. It's kind of like if a man has a fetish for raping. It's not illegal, as long as he doesn't actually rape someone. So if they don't touch children or possess child pornography, I doubt they're doing anything wrong. Although this man is completely full of shit. And his picture = lol.

And drawn loli illegalization... is just dumb =S And it doesn't really affect anything in the end. They just have to make some plot modifications like a witch casting a spell on a 12-year-old that stops her physical aging, or just an underdeveloped, flat, short girl who even at 18 looks really young. Afaik there are 18-year-old porn starts that look like they're 15 or something. So... I have no idea how they can enforce the loli law. The author can just say that someone who looks young is 18 and what can they do about it? Maybe they're elves who age 5 times slower than humans and hence their body develops a lot slower? Just dumb ^_^

Looking forward to seeing how dumb the legal system can actually be. Perverts like this man should at least be put to jail. Why do all the child porn owners / child gropers look so... perverted?

E: Kwark makes a lot of sense.
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DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
August 09 2009 18:06 GMT
#99
rofl. i wonder what kona has to say to this
cw)minsean(ru
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
August 09 2009 18:28 GMT
#100
On August 09 2009 16:10 Demoninja wrote:
You guys should stop doubting him. My cat does this all the time.


Your cat downloads child porn all the time?

YOUR ASS IS GOING TO JAIL!!!!!
meow
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