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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
January 28 2009 21:55 GMT
#21
shoulda went for a beaver
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
January 28 2009 21:58 GMT
#22
That's why people only rape animals in the rear end.
No I'm never serious.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
January 28 2009 22:01 GMT
#23
hahahaha owned
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
January 28 2009 22:11 GMT
#24
On January 29 2009 05:52 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Hahaha, what a fucking moron. He deserved it.

Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10705 Posts
January 28 2009 22:13 GMT
#25
Wew... Lucky me, i'm more into Rabbits.
aRod
Profile Joined July 2007
United States758 Posts
January 28 2009 22:18 GMT
#26
Looks like he lost his head.
Live to win.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
January 28 2009 22:21 GMT
#27
Well hopefully the racoon got himself a nice piece of meat.

I have caught two racoons before. One male and the other female. The female was preggo when we caught them. They were funny creatures. We kept them for like 3-4 months and let them go when the female had her offspring.
ya had ya shot kid!
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 28 2009 22:22 GMT
#28
Looks like he isn't really going to have a hard life after this incident.

Or will he...
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
January 28 2009 22:23 GMT
#29
ignorance.. is bliss
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 28 2009 22:26 GMT
#30
wow wtf dumb shit. thats why u dont try to rape a raccoon... he deserves it. @Velr: I dont think u are going to have much more luck with a rabbit.....
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-28 22:30:52
January 28 2009 22:28 GMT
#31
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Raccoon-range.png
[image loading]


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of note, racoons are rare in the blue areas, and "Russia" has no raccoons, so unless he is from the Caucasus, story is bullshit; and even if he is, the story sounds like bullshit, they don't even mention a location, a hospital name etc...
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8836 Posts
January 28 2009 22:41 GMT
#32
Why a raccoon? At least stick to more passive members of the animal kingdom like goats and sheep. Raccoons are like wolverines with small-animal, inferiority issues.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
January 28 2009 22:43 GMT
#33
And use a condom.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
January 28 2009 22:52 GMT
#34
Wow, I never knew tabloid writers were THAT bad.
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
January 28 2009 22:52 GMT
#35
On January 29 2009 06:45 o3.power91 wrote:
Moral learned: never try to rape a racoon


never try to rape period or you lose your dick
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-28 23:06:23
January 28 2009 22:59 GMT
#36
On January 29 2009 07:28 Physician wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Raccoon-range.png
[image loading]


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of note, racoons are rare in the blue areas, and "Russia" has no raccoons, so unless he is from the Caucasus, story is bullshit; and even if he is, the story sounds like bullshit, they don't even mention a location, a hospital name etc...


It might be real. They mention at least the age, the hospital and the location. Russians do tend to make up their news though.
kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
January 28 2009 23:04 GMT
#37
ouch
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Freedom is a stranger
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
January 28 2009 23:13 GMT
#38
that is fucking disgusting...
poasiodss
Profile Joined April 2007
United States63 Posts
January 28 2009 23:14 GMT
#39
On January 29 2009 06:05 KingofHearts wrote:
he deserved it for trying to rape something. they should put him to jail. raping a raccoon is just as bad as raping a human.


Fixed.
The guy must've been pretty hammered to even consider sticking his thing in its mouth. Look at all those teeth...
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
January 28 2009 23:21 GMT
#40
On January 29 2009 06:05 KingofHearts wrote:
he deserved it for trying to rape something. they should put him to jail. raping a raccoon is just as bad as raping a woman.
I can say with all seriousness, no it is not.
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
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