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The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
January 29 2009 02:54 GMT
#61
On January 29 2009 09:38 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2009 09:12 Hawk wrote:
Ain't the sun a bs paper


Sadly, it's real, I was taking the train a few weeks ago and encountered a copy of the sun instead of the usual free crappy Dutch papers. My opinion of the British media has significantly lowered after reading it, bunch of judgmental subjective bullshit that made me feel as if it was written by a soccer mom and the rest is filled with stuff about celebrities and football. It's like they tried to come up with the ultimate newspaper for white trash. It's a worse medium for news than Bill O' Reilley.


No way... what about page 3?
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 29 2009 03:17 GMT
#62
On January 29 2009 06:26 freedom yay wrote:
In Soviet Russia! Racoon gets you!


hahahahaha
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
January 29 2009 03:48 GMT
#63
On January 29 2009 11:54 noxing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2009 06:12 tdotkrayz wrote:
Why the mouth? Why the mouth?


haha yea no kidding. you would think the fangs and hte hissing would be a turn off, but no.

how did he get it up to a raccoon too..
o.O


alcohol= liquid courage
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
January 29 2009 03:51 GMT
#64
I bet if you drank as much as he did you'd try to rape a raccoon too.
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
January 29 2009 03:55 GMT
#65
epic fail....


survival of the fittest... tsktsk
fromis_9 enjoyer
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 29 2009 04:03 GMT
#66
On January 29 2009 07:28 Physician wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Raccoon-range.png
[image loading]


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of note, racoons are rare in the blue areas, and "Russia" has no raccoons, so unless he is from the Caucasus, story is bullshit; and even if he is, the story sounds like bullshit, they don't even mention a location, a hospital name etc...

Just like every other 'shocking' news thread on TL EAT IT UP! OM NOM NOM NOM.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
BooBoogers
Profile Joined March 2007
United States229 Posts
January 29 2009 04:11 GMT
#67
Looks as though he was just trying to get a piece of action.
Hmmm.....??
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-29 04:15:10
January 29 2009 04:14 GMT
#68
like others have already pointed out, this is a trash tabloid.
in addition, the common racoon isn't even found in russia
oh physician already posted this. well anyway it's still dumb
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
d34gl3r
Profile Joined December 2007
Korea (South)92 Posts
January 29 2009 04:16 GMT
#69
On January 29 2009 13:14 CTStalker wrote:
like others have already pointed out, this is a trash tabloid.
in addition, the common racoon isn't even found in russia
oh physician already posted this. well anyway it's still dumb



Are you trying to say that no raccoons exist in parts of the world not colored red or blue?
please.
Hi
goldenkrnboi
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3104 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-29 04:29:05
January 29 2009 04:28 GMT
#70
On January 29 2009 13:14 CTStalker wrote:
like others have already pointed out, this is a trash tabloid.
in addition, the common racoon isn't even found in russia
oh physician already posted this. well anyway it's still dumb



On January 29 2009 09:46 Physician wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2009 07:59 Hippopotamus wrote:It might be real. They mention at least the age, the hospital and the location. Russians do tend to make up their news though.

- ahhh I get it now.. sorry, I retract my previous comments, this news could be real after all - bad translation by the sun - it was not a "raccoon" at all (since Russia doesn't have wild racoons) it was a "raccoon-poloskun" or otherwise known as a "racoon dog" - a critter from the dog,wolf, fox family - which can be found in that area (tver region according to the article you posted) - they are way bigger.

It is also unusual in that its curved claws enable it to climb trees; the only other canid with this ability is the Gray Fox. It does not bark and it turns its tail into an inverted U to express dominance.

- u learn something new every day lol, dumb drunk should have watched out for the tail sign, he probably saw it as an invitation lol..


Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
January 29 2009 04:37 GMT
#71
On January 29 2009 06:55 Licmyobelisk wrote:
shoulda went for a beaver

i lol'd
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
January 29 2009 05:01 GMT
#72
man this guy owns
im gay
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 29 2009 05:05 GMT
#73
Idiot, it said they're trying to put it back together but they can't put back what the racoon bit off?
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
January 29 2009 05:10 GMT
#74
Geez guy. Two words: Peanut Butter, Dog.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
January 29 2009 05:17 GMT
#75
rofl he got owned
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 29 2009 05:20 GMT
#76
People do crazy things when drunk.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
January 29 2009 05:40 GMT
#77
this guy deserved it.
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
January 29 2009 07:45 GMT
#78
"When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun"

LOL!

I don't feel sorry for the idiot.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
5tarscream
Profile Joined January 2009
Singapore459 Posts
January 29 2009 07:56 GMT
#79
ROFLMAO, This is the most hilarious news i read :DDDDD.Raping a racoon.
Oov, Bisu, TheZerg, Canata Hwaiting~~
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
January 29 2009 08:26 GMT
#80
TheSun, most reliable source of informations ever.
The only good thing you can do with this newspaper is probably burn it.
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