EPTRaccoon bites off man's penis - Page 3
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naonao
United States847 Posts
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Archaic
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PocketX
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
On January 29 2009 06:32 Last Romantic wrote: the sun? seriously? What LR said. For god's sake, people, don't believe everything you read. (Although my favorite news outlet of the tabloid variety is The Weekly World News. They take their profession to its logical extreme.) | ||
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thopol
Japan4560 Posts
Just honest curiosity you know... | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On January 29 2009 07:28 Physician wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Raccoon-range.png ![[image loading]](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Raccoon-range.png) + Show Spoiler + of note, racoons are rare in the blue areas, and "Russia" has no raccoons, so unless he is from the Caucasus, story is bullshit; and even if he is, the story sounds like bullshit, they don't even mention a location, a hospital name etc... SNopes.com i wonder if shitty internet news sites are now posting random funny fake news in order to start memes? | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32055 Posts
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MutaDoom
Canada1163 Posts
On January 29 2009 05:54 nitram wrote: He tried to rape a raccoon? wtf lol Darwin award? This guy might get a couple Darwins for that stroke of genius. And joking about it after... wow :O | ||
JWD
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Frits
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On January 29 2009 09:12 Hawk wrote: Ain't the sun a bs paper Sadly, it's real, I was taking the train a few weeks ago and encountered a copy of the sun instead of the usual free crappy Dutch papers. My opinion of the British media has significantly lowered after reading it, bunch of judgmental subjective bullshit that made me feel as if it was written by a soccer mom and the rest is filled with stuff about celebrities and football. It's like they tried to come up with the ultimate newspaper for white trash. It's a worse medium for news than Bill O' Reilley. | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
On January 29 2009 07:59 Hippopotamus wrote:It might be real. They mention at least the age, the hospital and the location. Russians do tend to make up their news though. - ahhh I get it now.. sorry, I retract my previous comments, this news could be real after all - bad translation by the sun - it was not a "raccoon" at all (since Russia doesn't have wild racoons) it was a "raccoon-poloskun" or otherwise known as a "racoon dog" - a critter from the dog,wolf, fox family - which can be found in that area (tver region according to the article you posted) - they are way bigger. It is also unusual in that its curved claws enable it to climb trees; the only other canid with this ability is the Gray Fox. It does not bark and it turns its tail into an inverted U to express dominance. - u learn something new every day lol, dumb drunk should have watched out for the tail sign, he probably saw it as an invitation lol.. | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
On January 29 2009 09:08 CharlieMurphy wrote:i wonder if shitty internet news sites are now posting random funny fake news in order to start memes? ya, all the time, even real newspapers do it from time to time.. | ||
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KnightOfNi
United States1508 Posts
On January 29 2009 06:45 o3.power91 wrote: Moral learned: never try to rape a racoon Agreed. Or at least use protection. | ||
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Railxp
Hong Kong1313 Posts
something along the lines of OMNOMNOMNOM | ||
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
On January 29 2009 07:41 Flaccid wrote: Why a raccoon? At least stick to more passive members of the animal kingdom like goats and sheep. Raccoons are like wolverines with small-animal, inferiority issues. This perfectly describes the 2 coons I trapped. They were like lil wolverines that had MMA matches...Was FUN eye candy. On January 29 2009 09:12 Hawk wrote: Ain't the sun a bs paper If this is which you speak of: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ Then yea a total bs paper. On January 29 2009 09:13 MutaDoom wrote: This guy might get a couple Darwins for that stroke of genius. And joking about it after... wow :O HAHA! | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
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eshlow
United States5210 Posts
On January 29 2009 06:03 gm.tOSS wrote: natural selection lulz. First thing I thought too. | ||
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CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
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noxing
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On January 29 2009 06:12 tdotkrayz wrote: Why the mouth? Why the mouth? haha yea no kidding. you would think the fangs and hte hissing would be a turn off, but no. how did he get it up to a raccoon too.. o.O | ||
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