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Should have asked for consent first XD
Needless to say, I think his chances of getting laid is reduced to 0 -.-;;
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece
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Toothy raccoon bit off man's penis
The Sun
By STAFF REPORTER
Published: 26 Jan 2009
A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
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Hahaha, what a fucking moron. He deserved it.
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He tried to rape a raccoon? wtf lol
Darwin award?
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Hahaha, I saw "Raccoon bites off man's ..." and I knew what was coming
Anyone else see the related stories? lol
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Ouch. Sucks to be this guy.
NOT
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
racoon blowjobs are awesome
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so he got drunk went outside and found a raccoon???
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he deserved it for trying to rape something. they should put him to jail. raping a raccoon is just as bad as raping a woman.
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Well deserved. Hope it doesn't work out for him.
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“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
wow. Thats no way to keep ahead in life.
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should find a dead raccoon.
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Why the mouth? Why the mouth?
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On January 29 2009 05:56 BanZu wrote:
Hahaha, I saw "Raccoon bites off man's ..." and I knew what was coming
For some reason I felt fairly confident it was going to be Face
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In Soviet Russia! Racoon gets you!
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United States20661 Posts
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Okay I conffes I laughed.
But seriously, I don't know what's more fucking up, the man trying to get a blowjob from a raccoon or the raccoon biting his penis off.
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United States24633 Posts
The same thing happened to me.
On January 29 2009 06:07 StimD wrote:
Well deserved. Hope it doesn't work out for him.
Hahaha
On January 29 2009 06:05 KingofHearts wrote:
he deserved it for trying to rape something. they should put him to jail. raping a raccoon is just as bad as raping a woman.
Haha what an unnecessary way to make an otherwise valid point.
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Moral learned: never try to rape a racoon
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EPT
