Your very own ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE Thread! - Page 5

On December 16 2008 22:06 SirGlinG wrote:
When wanting to have sexy time:
Hey girl. U know, my penis, is not long but it's short!

On December 17 2008 05:49 ilj.psa wrote:

rofl

On December 16 2008 22:27 DeepGreen wrote:
Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda?

Excuse me, I was gonna go home and masturbate but can I get a name to go with the face?

You remind me of a championship bass -- I don't know whether to stuff you or mount you.

Those are the nicest teeth I'd ever hope to come across.

For the ladies: Let's play pearl harbor. You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you.

You must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package


Edit: These may not all be original, but they should still be involved in this conversation.

On December 17 2008 03:42 Not_Computer wrote:
popular one in my first year eng:

"i'm the tangent to your curve"
"calculators weren't the only thing getting turned on during math class"
*points to a picture of a rocket* "mine's bigger"

and like a hundred more but the first one stuck out to me the most

On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote:
Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U.
xD

On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote:
Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U.
xD

On December 16 2008 18:05 Bosu wrote:
"I am B- on ICCUP."

"I have been following you for like 20 minutes, can I have your number?"

On December 17 2008 09:41 onihunter wrote:
Our love is so great that it's <4