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On December 16 2008 22:06 SirGlinG wrote: When wanting to have sexy time: Hey girl. U know, my penis, is not long but it's short!
lmao. I think this one's the best!
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On December 17 2008 05:49 ilj.psa wrote:Show nested quote +On December 17 2008 04:56 Leath wrote: The Vengeance
Guy: I would like to call you. What is your phone number? Girl: It is on the phone list. Guy: Under which announcement?
rofl what's an announcement? sorry ;o
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On December 16 2008 22:27 DeepGreen wrote: Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda?
Excuse me, I was gonna go home and masturbate but can I get a name to go with the face?
You remind me of a championship bass -- I don't know whether to stuff you or mount you.
Those are the nicest teeth I'd ever hope to come across.
For the ladies: Let's play pearl harbor. You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you.
You must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package
Edit: These may not all be original, but they should still be involved in this conversation.
Lol. I like the pearl harbor one, never heard of it before
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On December 17 2008 03:42 Not_Computer wrote: popular one in my first year eng:
"i'm the tangent to your curve" "calculators weren't the only thing getting turned on during math class" *points to a picture of a rocket* "mine's bigger"
and like a hundred more but the first one stuck out to me the most
lol reminds me of a one i heard pretty recently
it goes like "I wish I was a derivitave so I could lay tangent to your curve"
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Is your name Mickey? Cuz you're so fine.
(reference to the song..)
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On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote: Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U. xD fucking win
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On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote: Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U. xD
On December 16 2008 18:05 Bosu wrote: "I am B- on ICCUP."
"I have been following you for like 20 minutes, can I have your number?"
Hahahahaha
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BTW it's "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" NOTTT omg sit on my lap and we'll wait for something to pop up that is all.
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"Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonite." worked for me lul
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This thread fails. And only because of the last thread "Last Poll...''s poll on how recent we've had sex.
btw none of them work - its either you sell it or not
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ew i don't mean worked as in worked in getting laid me virgin lul
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You see my friend over there? [Point to friend or anyone rly lul] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
AWWWWW.
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oh wait these are supposed to be bad 0% work jokes?
baby if you spread like an carrier attacking i'll lock you down
Anyways, my friend after i told her one too many jokes from TL:
Baby if you don't go out with me, i'll keep telling you jokes from TL *OH GOD PLEASE NO IL GO OUT WITH YOU* + Show Spoiler +
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Our love is so great that it's <4
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On December 17 2008 09:41 onihunter wrote: Our love is so great that it's <4 lol how about baby you so fat you need to use <9
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heres a music one
"hey baby, you must be in mixolydian mode because you sharpen my subdominant"
or the popular
"hey did you know i can read palms? here let me tell you your fortune. *take her hand, trace her palm lines, and make some stuff up*.. yea ok nevermind i have no idea what i'm doing. I just wanted to hold your hand*
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*wait for someone to take credit for quagmire's lines.
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My macro was perfect, my timing was precise, my micro was flawless, my apm topped 400, i forgot nothing, suffered minimal losses, exploited all the right weaknesses, pulled off what was considered impossible, yet you still wont fuck me. Could ya?
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