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kemoryan
Spain1506 Posts
On December 16 2008 22:06 SirGlinG wrote: When wanting to have sexy time: Hey girl. U know, my penis, is not long but it's short! lmao. I think this one's the best! | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
what's an announcement? sorry ;o | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On December 16 2008 22:27 DeepGreen wrote: Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda? Excuse me, I was gonna go home and masturbate but can I get a name to go with the face? You remind me of a championship bass -- I don't know whether to stuff you or mount you. Those are the nicest teeth I'd ever hope to come across. For the ladies: Let's play pearl harbor. You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you. You must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package Edit: These may not all be original, but they should still be involved in this conversation. Lol. I like the pearl harbor one, never heard of it before | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On December 17 2008 03:42 Not_Computer wrote: popular one in my first year eng: "i'm the tangent to your curve" "calculators weren't the only thing getting turned on during math class" *points to a picture of a rocket* "mine's bigger" and like a hundred more but the first one stuck out to me the most lol reminds me of a one i heard pretty recently it goes like "I wish I was a derivitave so I could lay tangent to your curve" | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
(reference to the song..) | ||
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Creationism
China505 Posts
On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote: Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U. xD fucking win | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote: Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U. xD On December 16 2008 18:05 Bosu wrote: "I am B- on ICCUP." "I have been following you for like 20 minutes, can I have your number?" Hahahahaha | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
NOTTT omg sit on my lap and we'll wait for something to pop up that is all. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
worked for me lul | ||
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NastyMarine
United States1252 Posts
btw none of them work  - its either you sell it or not | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
me virgin lul | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
AWWWWW. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
baby if you spread like an carrier attacking i'll lock you down Anyways, my friend after i told her one too many jokes from TL: Baby if you don't go out with me, i'll keep telling you jokes from TL *OH GOD PLEASE NO IL GO OUT WITH YOU* + Show Spoiler + lol jk ^^ | ||
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onihunter
United States515 Posts
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GearitUP
United States337 Posts
On December 17 2008 09:41 onihunter wrote: Our love is so great that it's <4 lol how about baby you so fat you need to use <9 | ||
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D10
Brazil3409 Posts
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Xenocide_Knight
Korea (South)2625 Posts
"hey baby, you must be in mixolydian mode because you sharpen my subdominant" or the popular "hey did you know i can read palms? here let me tell you your fortune. *take her hand, trace her palm lines, and make some stuff up*.. yea ok nevermind i have no idea what i'm doing. I just wanted to hold your hand* | ||
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Glider
United States1353 Posts
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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