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kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
December 16 2008 23:38 GMT
#81
On December 16 2008 22:06 SirGlinG wrote:
When wanting to have sexy time:
Hey girl. U know, my penis, is not long but it's short!


lmao. I think this one's the best!
Freedom is a stranger
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 16 2008 23:38 GMT
#82
On December 17 2008 05:49 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2008 04:56 Leath wrote:
The Vengeance

Guy: I would like to call you. What is your phone number?
Girl: It is on the phone list.
Guy: Under which announcement?


rofl

what's an announcement? sorry ;o
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 16 2008 23:40 GMT
#83
On December 16 2008 22:27 DeepGreen wrote:
Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda?

Excuse me, I was gonna go home and masturbate but can I get a name to go with the face?

You remind me of a championship bass -- I don't know whether to stuff you or mount you.

Those are the nicest teeth I'd ever hope to come across.

For the ladies: Let's play pearl harbor. You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you.

You must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package


Edit: These may not all be original, but they should still be involved in this conversation.


Lol. I like the pearl harbor one, never heard of it before
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 16 2008 23:42 GMT
#84
On December 17 2008 03:42 Not_Computer wrote:
popular one in my first year eng:

"i'm the tangent to your curve"
"calculators weren't the only thing getting turned on during math class"
*points to a picture of a rocket* "mine's bigger"

and like a hundred more but the first one stuck out to me the most


lol reminds me of a one i heard pretty recently

it goes like "I wish I was a derivitave so I could lay tangent to your curve"
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
December 16 2008 23:43 GMT
#85
Is your name Mickey? Cuz you're so fine.

(reference to the song..)
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Creationism
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
China505 Posts
December 16 2008 23:51 GMT
#86
On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote:
Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U.
xD

fucking win
The hoi polloi is the plague upon the world.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-17 00:03:00
December 17 2008 00:00 GMT
#87
On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote:
Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U.
xD


On December 16 2008 18:05 Bosu wrote:
"I am B- on ICCUP."

"I have been following you for like 20 minutes, can I have your number?"



Hahahahaha
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 17 2008 00:15 GMT
#88
BTW it's "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
NOTTT omg sit on my lap and we'll wait for something to pop up
that is all.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 17 2008 00:17 GMT
#89
"Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonite."
worked for me lul
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
December 17 2008 00:23 GMT
#90
This thread fails. And only because of the last thread "Last Poll...''s poll on how recent we've had sex.

btw none of them work - its either you sell it or not
Treatin' fools since '87
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 17 2008 00:32 GMT
#91
ew i don't mean worked as in worked in getting laid
me virgin lul
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 17 2008 00:34 GMT
#92
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend or anyone rly lul] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 17 2008 00:35 GMT
#93
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.


AWWWWW.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 17 2008 00:38 GMT
#94
oh wait these are supposed to be bad 0% work jokes?

baby if you spread like an carrier attacking i'll lock you down

Anyways,
my friend after i told her one too many jokes from TL:

Baby if you don't go out with me, i'll keep telling you jokes from TL
*OH GOD PLEASE NO IL GO OUT WITH YOU*
+ Show Spoiler +
lol jk ^^
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
onihunter
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States515 Posts
December 17 2008 00:41 GMT
#95
Our love is so great that it's <4
jaedong forever~
GearitUP
Profile Joined November 2008
United States337 Posts
December 17 2008 00:43 GMT
#96
On December 17 2008 09:41 onihunter wrote:
Our love is so great that it's <4

lol
how about
baby you so fat you need to use <9
Own<Owned<Ownt<Pwn<Pwned<PwnT< YOU NEWB!
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-17 00:54:06
December 17 2008 00:53 GMT
#97
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
December 17 2008 02:21 GMT
#98
heres a music one

"hey baby, you must be in mixolydian mode because you sharpen my subdominant"

or the popular

"hey did you know i can read palms? here let me tell you your fortune. *take her hand, trace her palm lines, and make some stuff up*.. yea ok nevermind i have no idea what i'm doing. I just wanted to hold your hand*
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
Glider
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States1353 Posts
December 17 2008 02:23 GMT
#99
*wait for someone to take credit for quagmire's lines.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-17 02:32:05
December 17 2008 02:31 GMT
#100
My macro was perfect, my timing was precise, my micro was flawless, my apm topped 400, i forgot nothing, suffered minimal losses, exploited all the right weaknesses, pulled off what was considered impossible, yet you still wont fuck me. Could ya?
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
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