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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
December 17 2008 02:33 GMT
#101
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Teamliquidian townie
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
December 17 2008 02:51 GMT
#102
On December 17 2008 08:38 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2008 05:49 ilj.psa wrote:
On December 17 2008 04:56 Leath wrote:
The Vengeance

Guy: I would like to call you. What is your phone number?
Girl: It is on the phone list.
Guy: Under which announcement?


rofl

what's an announcement? sorry ;o

if im not mistaken its the advertisements, he's calling her a whore ;o
Lamborsche
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Philippines46 Posts
December 17 2008 03:02 GMT
#103
Guy: You look Asian. Got any asian in you?
Girl: Nope.
Guy: Want one?
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-17 03:07:45
December 17 2008 03:05 GMT
#104
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see me in your pants..."




Or... "Show me your genitals."

micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24751 Posts
December 17 2008 03:32 GMT
#105
On December 16 2008 17:35 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
i will kill you motherfucker

ahahaha lololooooooool
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
December 17 2008 03:38 GMT
#106
On December 17 2008 05:08 fig_newbie wrote:
Did you fart?
CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! (I actually used this, got bad response i.e she walked away -_-. Some girls have no humor)

erm...it's not really that funny IMHO. Props for having the guts to try it, though.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
December 17 2008 03:40 GMT
#107
On December 16 2008 17:10 chameleonia wrote:
"Wanna do it?"

(Not really trying to be funny, I really said it to a girl and it really worked)


She must've been a whooooooooore.
Chains none
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24751 Posts
December 17 2008 03:50 GMT
#108
On December 17 2008 12:38 qrs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2008 05:08 fig_newbie wrote:
Did you fart?
CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! (I actually used this, got bad response i.e she walked away -_-. Some girls have no humor)

erm...it's not really that funny IMHO. Props for having the guts to try it, though.

I'm surprised your response wasn't "Wow wtf is wrong with you!"
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
xhuwin
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States476 Posts
December 17 2008 04:08 GMT
#109
On December 17 2008 05:08 fig_newbie wrote:
If I was a protein I would be DNA polymerase so I could unzip your genes LOLOLOLOL


Wrong. Helicase does that.
xyn
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
December 17 2008 04:12 GMT
#110
Helicase is part of the DNA polymerase multi-protein holoenzyme.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
hellhawk123
Profile Joined December 2007
United States84 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-17 04:19:39
December 17 2008 04:12 GMT
#111
On December 17 2008 13:08 xhuwin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2008 05:08 fig_newbie wrote:
If I was a protein I would be DNA polymerase so I could unzip your genes LOLOLOLOL


Wrong. Helicase does that.


In addition, DNA topoisomerase works subsequently on the complex topology of the DNA helix, unwinding it for DNA polymerase III and repaired by reverse transcriptase.




BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER


PS: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together in bed so we could sex.
[xyn]
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 17 2008 04:14 GMT
#112
NERD FIGHT!

EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
December 17 2008 04:59 GMT
#113
"Ugh, think I ate too many cookies..."
"Cuz I need some of your milk."
Together but separate, like oatmeal
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
December 17 2008 06:04 GMT
#114
"Baby, my member is so long that if you laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 17 2008 06:12 GMT
#115
On December 17 2008 15:04 Jyvblamo wrote:
"Baby, my member is so long that if you laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z"

LOL best one imo.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
XenOsky
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Chile2298 Posts
December 17 2008 06:33 GMT
#116
"hey bitch! make me a sandwich"

On December 17 2008 15:04 Jyvblamo wrote:
"Baby, my member is so long that if you laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z"


too much bash.org
StarCraft & Audax Italiano.
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
December 17 2008 06:34 GMT
#117
"I wet my pants can I get in yours."
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
December 17 2008 07:17 GMT
#118
On December 17 2008 12:02 Lamborsche wrote:
Guy: You look Asian. Got any asian in you?
Girl: Nope.
Guy: Want one?


lolll
Llamaz
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia90 Posts
December 17 2008 07:34 GMT
#119
Best Pickup Line -> "On the qwerty keyboard, you and I are together..."
fig_newbie
Profile Joined March 2006
749 Posts
December 17 2008 08:28 GMT
#120
2x fail in a pickup line thread! lets pile it on ^^:



My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.

k?
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