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fig_newbie
749 Posts
On December 17 2008 11:23 Glider wrote: *wait for someone to take credit for quagmire's lines. very few of these are actually original - i've heard most of them in some form or another. also: *approach two girls* "hey ladies! wouldnt want to come between you two....or WOULD I?" | ||
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Jaeden
Romania1489 Posts
"You know what would look good on you? - Me!" | ||
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unsoundlogic
United States391 Posts
Does not work btw. | ||
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KissBlade
United States5718 Posts
Girl: Of course!! I am the receptionist from the venereal diseases clinic... don't you remember? Guy: Exactly! Have you paid the treatment with your work, yet? (I don't get this one)" It's suggesting the girl had to get treated for it. "so you walk up the girl, and you're like hey you suck dick? and if she doesn't slap you after that she's worth your time cuz u know she's a freak " <= not mine. | ||
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AdamBanks
Canada996 Posts
#? | ||
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Unforgiven_ve
Venezuela1232 Posts
girl: 2 capuccinos plz will: o_o i hope you like dark, hot, sweet...and whit a spoon in it. *grabs a spoon and put it in his mouth* lololololol | ||
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BruceLee6783
United States196 Posts
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
"Hey baby, is that a mirror? Cause I can see myself in your pants tonight" "Hey, nice dress, it would look a lot nicer on my floor though" | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
On December 18 2008 03:56 AdamBanks wrote: Got any raisins? No? Id settle for a date.... #? That is so corny it made me laugh. My classic pick up line that I used once, and it worked was... "So when are we going to start making out?" She gave me a peck on the cheek and I was like "You call that making out?" and she just jumped me and raped my face with mouth. It was pretty win. (We knew each other prior to this by the way, it's not like I didn't know her.) | ||
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ecchisan2
United States1 Post
girl: No.... me: OH YEA! I forgot about U R A Q T you have to say the u r a q t part fast to get it lol  | ||
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
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jinwoooooooo
United States176 Posts
You know for me that's not the case? | ||
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bumatlarge
United States4567 Posts
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Entertaining
Canada793 Posts
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b3tty
Canada216 Posts
On December 17 2008 13:14 Lemonwalrus wrote: NERD FIGHT! EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLx120105015 | ||
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RamenStyle
United States1929 Posts
- What?! - What's the matter? You don't like pizza? | ||
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DeathByMonkeys
United States742 Posts
God damn I love Anchorman, probably the best comedy ever made. No way the new one will surpass or even come close to touching it. | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
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emperorchampion
Canada9496 Posts
Hey, can I put my sunken up your nydas canal? I think I actually pulled it off, but im fairly sure the answer was silence and probably a squelch  it was worth it. | ||
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Amnesty
United States2054 Posts
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