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On December 17 2008 11:23 Glider wrote: *wait for someone to take credit for quagmire's lines. very few of these are actually original - i've heard most of them in some form or another.
also: *approach two girls*
"hey ladies! wouldnt want to come between you two....or WOULD I?"
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I can`t belive no one posted this yet: "You know what would look good on you? - Me!"
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"Hi, I'm friendly." Does not work btw.
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"Guy: Haven't I met you somewhere before? Girl: Of course!! I am the receptionist from the venereal diseases clinic... don't you remember? Guy: Exactly! Have you paid the treatment with your work, yet? (I don't get this one)"
It's suggesting the girl had to get treated for it.
"so you walk up the girl, and you're like hey you suck dick? and if she doesn't slap you after that she's worth your time cuz u know she's a freak " <= not mine.
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Got any raisins? No? Id settle for a date....
#?
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lololol at will smith pick up lines!
girl: 2 capuccinos plz will: o_o i hope you like dark, hot, sweet...and whit a spoon in it. *grabs a spoon and put it in his mouth*
lololololol
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I want to stick my ultralisk in your nydus canal -.-
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Enough of the fucking starcraft jokes!!! Seriously
"Hey baby, is that a mirror? Cause I can see myself in your pants tonight"
"Hey, nice dress, it would look a lot nicer on my floor though"
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On December 18 2008 03:56 AdamBanks wrote: Got any raisins? No? Id settle for a date....
#? That is so corny it made me laugh.
My classic pick up line that I used once, and it worked was... "So when are we going to start making out?" She gave me a peck on the cheek and I was like "You call that making out?" and she just jumped me and raped my face with mouth. It was pretty win.
(We knew each other prior to this by the way, it's not like I didn't know her.)
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me: Hey, are there 21 letters in the alphabet? girl: No.... me: OH YEA! I forgot about U R A Q T
you have to say the u r a q t part fast to get it lol
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Lol ecchisan2 that ones awesome.
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You know the skin's the largest organ in the body? You know for me that's not the case?
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Man if I got one night with you, id split your legs perfectly, macro all over your body, then have an intense micro battle in your pants. You can GG after that. But dont save the rep :X
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"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."
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On December 17 2008 13:14 Lemonwalrus wrote: NERD FIGHT!
EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLx120105015
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- Hey girl, how about we go to my place, we order some pizza, and then you give me some head? - What?! - What's the matter? You don't like pizza?
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"Hey how about me and you go get some chicken... maybe have some sex."
God damn I love Anchorman, probably the best comedy ever made. No way the new one will surpass or even come close to touching it.
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LOL @ bumatlarge,echisan2, and jinwoooooooo lmao good ones 
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lol original one I came up with one night when I was obsing with a few guys, then a chick came along...
Hey, can I put my sunken up your nydas canal?
I think I actually pulled it off, but im fairly sure the answer was silence and probably a squelch it was worth it.
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