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On December 18 2008 07:21 ecchisan2 wrote:me: Hey, are there 21 letters in the alphabet? girl: No.... me: OH YEA! I forgot about U R A Q T you have to say the u r a q t part fast to get it lol  If I ever meet Hot Bid or Intrigue I'm gonna use that.
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On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote: Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U. xD
Omg, that is hilarious.
On December 17 2008 00:49 Imagination wrote:
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
ROFL.
On December 17 2008 05:08 fig_newbie wrote:
Me: Did you want to dance? Her: No Me: You misunderstood me I said you look fat in those pants.
Haha, makes me laugh every time I see it.
As for a line:
You have beautiful eyes, may I touch them?
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United States17042 Posts
On December 18 2008 08:44 bumatlarge wrote: Man if I got one night with you, id split your legs perfectly, macro all over your body, then have an intense micro battle in your pants. You can GG after that. But dont save the rep :X
*Blinks*
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On December 16 2008 16:05 Kentor wrote: natural logs grow slow as fuck GAhAhHAHhahAhhaHAhhahahaha genius.
"Pokey poke!"
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On December 17 2008 09:41 onihunter wrote: Our love is so great that it's <4 hHAhha win
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You sure have a pretty throat.
...
Awkward silence.
It never works, I dunno why.
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Netherlands6142 Posts
On December 17 2008 00:49 Imagination wrote:
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Lol I read that as light stitch
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[while wearing a red cowboy hat] "Hey, looks like the party's over here." I spoke to the guys, then turned to face the girl. I stuttered for a moment. I knew the next line—Mystery had been pushing it on me all weekend—but I'd been dreading using it. "If... if I wasn't gay, you'd be so mine." A huge smile spread across her face. "I like your hat," she screeched, grabbing the brim. I guess peacocking did work. "Hey, now," I told her, repeating a line I had heard Mystery use earlier. "Hands off the merchandise."
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On December 18 2008 18:02 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: You have beautiful eyes, may I touch them?
LOL my favourite right here.
ps my one:
'Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs? No? Then can you help with me my couch?'
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On December 16 2008 16:59 qaswedfr25 wrote: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
hahaahahaahahaa
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Valhalla18444 Posts
'did u ever wonder what ur insides look like'
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On December 18 2008 20:57 Ace wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 16:59 qaswedfr25 wrote: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" hahaahahaahahaa
rofl
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do i need a library card? cause i'm checking you out
second one:
hey do you have STDs? No? Want some?
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My friend came up with this one:
"You know how I know we're going to have sex tonight? 'Cause I'm stronger."
Really messed up, but pretty funny.
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Sometimes i feel your a radical and im negative 1, because our relationships imaginary
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On December 16 2008 22:27 DeepGreen wrote: Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda?
OMG thats the best Ive read so far!!! ROFL
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
My friend uses:
Hey baby, want to play a game of Stratego? We only need one stone: the bomb- cause that's me.
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
also OLOLOLOL at the STUD one
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