EPTYour very own ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE Thread! - Page 9
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Creationism
China505 Posts
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
"Girl, I never want this night to return 0;" "Is there something wrong with your face?" (You really have to emphasize "Face" for it to work.) "Hey. Wanna get together and go shopping? We could get you jeans that FIT!" (You really have to emphasize "Fit" for it to work. If she's not convinced that she's fat you can try following it with "are you digesting a small province?") | ||
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
On December 19 2008 20:06 Creationism wrote: you know how i know we're gonna have sex tonite? cuz im stronger. ROFL | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
On December 18 2008 09:12 Entertaining wrote: "I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..." win | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
On December 19 2008 16:00 Centric wrote: My friend came up with this one: "You know how I know we're going to have sex tonight? 'Cause I'm stronger." Really messed up, but pretty funny. On December 19 2008 20:06 Creationism wrote: you know how i know we're gonna have sex tonite? cuz im stronger.  | ||
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RawrAnOcean
United States359 Posts
On December 19 2008 20:06 Creationism wrote: you know how i know we're gonna have sex tonite? cuz im stronger. Awesome lol | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
"Well your number is like the last thing on my x-mas list!" Got some short asian chicks number...She lacks in the breast area thou....Her ass was mediocre | ||
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Eskii
Canada544 Posts
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LibertyTerran
Vietnam711 Posts
On December 23 2008 23:36 Eskii wrote: The entire idea of a pickup line is retarded. troll?  | ||
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fig_newbie
749 Posts
"what?" "it broke the ice" | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On December 23 2008 23:28 Kennelie wrote: I just busted this line yesterday that popped into my head while throwing game to close the deal.. "Well your number is like the last thing on my x-mas list!" Got some short asian chicks number...She lacks in the breast area thou....Her ass was mediocre I don't get it... doesn't that mean she's less important?? Explain please  | ||
micronesia
United States24680 Posts
On December 24 2008 01:32 fig_newbie wrote: "fat penguin" "what?" "it broke the ice" Oh god hahaha I'm glad I randomly clicked to look at the last few posts of this thread for no reason. | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On December 27 2008 16:26 OmgIRok wrote: I don't get it... doesn't that mean she's less important?? Explain please or you can interpret it as the last thing missing. | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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Azrael1111
United States550 Posts
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WhenHellfreezes
United States81 Posts
"Do you like star wars because your about to see my wookie"..... "RHARAR" | ||
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MaReK
Australia446 Posts
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?" "I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button" | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
on the QWERTY keyboard u and i are together | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On December 27 2008 18:26 MaReK wrote: "If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!" "Are you free tonight or will it cost me?" "I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button" Hahahaha. I doubt the last one is a "kiss" per se. | ||
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